Traveling through Naruto: I am the strongest rotten person!

After he stopped raising pigs, Hashirama bought a few cows from other villages, and told Madara very happily, "Cows can grow very big, and one cow can be sold for a lot of money. When they grow up, As long as we have no money to spend, we can take one out and sell it, and the money we get from selling one cow can last us a long time."

When Madara heard this, his eyes instantly became brighter.

The calf was very cute, which soothed his heart that was hurt by raising pigs. However, the good times did not last long. As the calf gradually grew up, Madara and Hashirama realized belatedly that animals like cows were really capable. After eating, they never knew that there were such edible animals in the world.

Every day they just cut the grass and feed the cows. They can go to every grassland in Konoha. One cow is very good at eating. As a result, they feed more than ten cows. Every day when they open their eyes, they can hear the cows mooing from hunger. The sound of shouting came and went, making people's brains hurt when they heard it.

Ban was once very afraid of dawn, which meant that he had to get up and face a group of hungry and crazy cows. They said half-grown men eat poor people, but who would have thought that half-grown cows could eat Ban and go crazy? ?

During that time, Konoha villagers could always see Hashirama and Madara mowing grass in various fields, either cutting grass or on the way to mow grass, and even used shadow clones.

So, people were wondering: "The hobbies of the first generation and Madara are so special. They like to cut grass. Is this some new way of practice?"

Tobirama never dreamed that his shadow clone could be used like this. A good ninjutsu could be used to run around the village cutting grass, but it suddenly fell down. As a developer, how could he tolerate this?

That time, on the road, Tobirama met Hashirama and Madara again, who were carrying two bundles of grass. He couldn't bear it anymore and finally yelled: "The shadow clone is mine, you are not allowed to use it!"

The two men pretended not to hear, looked at each other, and ran away.

Hashirama comforted Madara as he ran, "Don't worry, he didn't mark me, so he can't catch up with us."

Madara: "It doesn't matter if he catches up, the worst is to beat him."

Hashirama: "Oh, then hit him lightly."

Between the doors:? ? ?

The days of mowing grass continued, and then one day, Hashirama really didn't want to mow anymore, threw away the sickle, and collapsed on the ground as if he was cheating.

"Madara, let's hire someone to cut the grass?"

"Then the money we get from selling the cows will be enough to pay the wages of the people we hire?"

Labor is very expensive, Hashirama was silent.

After finally holding on for more than a year and almost two years, the calf finally grew into a big calf, and after adding a few calves, Madara and Hashirama's patience finally reached its peak.

Sell ​​them all, sell them all, leave no one behind!

The cows were sold out, and not even the cow dung was left. They were all sold to the fruit farmers in the village. The farmers were overjoyed and said that they had bought natural organic fertilizer.

They made a lot of money, but when they thought about the inhuman life they had lived over the past year, Madara and Hashirama cried each other.

The money from the sale was divided into two. When Ban was giving out red envelopes during the New Year, he gave a big red envelope to every child who came to visit him. Then, after the New Year was over, he suddenly discovered that he had forgotten to set aside some pocket money. money.

Quan Na looked at him in disbelief for a long time and was speechless, "So, in addition to giving a large portion to Joruri, the rest will be equally divided into each red envelope?"

Madara felt that his soul had ascended to heaven. The wind blew a leaf sadly and rolled it past him. For a moment, he felt that he might not be able to laugh anymore.

Izuna held her forehead, dumbfounded, "So, I just say you just take your pocket money honestly. Nissan is really not good at managing money."

Madara had nothing to say and was very unconvinced. After two or three years of busy work, he still had not regained his dignity as an elder brother. Instead, he was laughed at ruthlessly by Ou Doudou again. This was unscientific.

On the other side, Hashirama is not much better. As soon as he has money, he only goes to the casino to do charity. He can only spend the money faster than Madara.

After the New Year, when the two brothers met, their wallets were cleaner than their faces.

Hashirama was lying on the lawn on the bank of Nanga River. After thinking for a long time, he finally figured it out. He looked at Madara aggrievedly and asked: "So, we have been busy for so long, and once we returned to a few years ago, it was ?"

Madara squinted his eyes to look at the sun hanging in the sky. The sunlight was very warm, but he felt a little desolate from nowhere.

"Ah," he nodded, "That seems to be the case."

"That won't work. I've always felt that I should have a mind for making money, but I haven't used it yet. How about...what else can we raise?"

When it came to raising animals, Madara's face immediately showed a very terrifying look. He looked at Hashirama in fear and asked him warily: "What weird things are you going to raise this time?"

"That's not what I'm thinking about."

"I don't want to raise cows anymore, even if I kill them." Madara was frightened when he thought about the fear of being dominated by the cry of hungry cows in the past two years. Kagura said that this was PTSD.

Thinking of Kagura, Madara was so angry that she didn't feel sorry for her brother. She actually showed a very regretful expression after hearing that they sold the cow. What was even more inhumane was that her regret Just because there is no fresh milk to drink.

Listen, is this what normal people think?

He wanted to beat her up so that she would remember his brother's majesty, but after thinking about it for a long time he couldn't do it.

To this sister, the bond grew deeper as time went by, and he couldn't bear to part with her.

When Madara was accusing Kagura in his inner world, Hashirama already had a new goal. He took Madara's arm and said happily: "Raise chickens. How about raising chickens?"

Chicken?

It is small in size, very cute and fluffy when it was a child, but it cannot eat much when it grows up. Moreover, it can also lay eggs, so you can sell eggs and chickens. If you are greedy, you can eat one, killing three birds with one stone!

The two hit it off and started raising chickens, and later added ducks and geese.

All the villagers in Konoha knew that Shodai and Madara-sama fell in love with keeping animals. Although their status as animal keepers was somewhat inconsistent with their original identities as ninjas, they were also cute in contrast.

Passerby A: "I didn't expect him to be such a first-generation person."

Passerby B: "He must have this kind of out-of-the-box personality. I don't think it's strange what a person with this kind of personality in the first generation does."

Passerby C: "Isn't the strangest thing about Madara-sama? He is such a serious and terrifying person. Can you imagine what it would be like for him to feed small animals?"

Everyone began to think about it. Madara fed the animals with food. If any animal disobeyed, he would stare at it with his reincarnation eyes...

Just thinking about it made me feel cold on the back of my neck.

"Eh, so scary."

Passerby: "But Madara-sama is Shodai's best friend. If you can become a close friend with someone like Shodai, how serious do you think Madara-sama can be?"

Passerby Wu: "So, his usual appearance is just pretending. Is there anything wrong with that?"

Passerby: "Is this the legendary Mensao?"

A few words awakened the dreamer, and the crowd collectively took a breath of air-conditioning. They were willing to call the passerby the strongest after discussing the confusion.

Raising chickens, ducks and geese is indeed not as dirty as raising pigs or as tiring as raising cows. However, they are noisy, but the chickens are fine. The croaking of ducks and the loud and penetrating call of geese can become a part of the breeder's daily life. day nightmare.

Every time the two of them go to feed them, they will be so happy - "Fortunately we are not ninjas who rely on hearing, otherwise we would be useless."

Curious, Tobirama and Izuna quietly followed him over to take a look. When they heard their sighs, they couldn't help but shake their heads and sigh.

"So, do you remember that you are a ninja?"

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Hashirama: "Retirement, please call us retired ninjas."

Madara: "I just want to quietly make some money for retirement."

Wait, a few years ago, he remembered Kagura saying the words "pension money". At that time, he was still very depressed. He felt that it hurt his self-esteem to provide for such a young body. How come a few years later, he didn't Have you started talking?

Kagura is so scary, she must have been subtly brainwashed by her.

Kagura: Hahaha~ When people sit at home, pots come from the sky.