Traveling through Naruto: I am the strongest rotten person!

The reason why a secret is a secret is that only you know it. If more than two people know it, it is not a secret. Besides, there were three people in the store that day!

There are so many people in this world, and it’s not surprising that there are all kinds of strange things. Some people are very strict with their mouths and will keep a secret with them to their graves. Some people’s mouths are as loose as the waistband of an old lady’s cotton trousers, and they clearly promise others. Don't talk nonsense, but you will forget everything when you turn around.

You may say that they are not superstitious. They want to know good or bad luck. You may say that they are superstitious, but they do not respect ghosts and gods.

Therefore, when Tobirama, Hashirama, and Hashirama's wife Mito, who was proficient in sealing techniques, returned to the village after catching the tailed beast, they heard the gossip about Tobirama's incompetence again, and it was so miraculous. , even Hashirama and his wife looked at him strangely.

Gossip spreads widely in the village...

A: That woman said it herself that Tobirama-sama couldn’t do it.

B: I tried more than ten times, but it didn’t work even once!

C: Tobirama-sama has never been able to do it!

Ding: Tobirama-sama doesn't have this function, it seems he is useless...

If it continues to be passed on, it is probably that Tobirama-sama is actually a hermaphrodite, he is a hermaphrodite!

(Orochimaru: Well, who said something about me just now?)

This is how rumors come about. One person passes them on to another, and I don’t know which link in the middle is wrong. When they finally reach the ears of the person involved, they spread the rumors. What a sin!

"You have a grudge against me, right?"

The store was closed that day, and when Kagura was closing the sign at the door, Tobirama appeared at the door of the store angrily. He was wearing an apricot-colored kimono, but his temperament was not much softer. Instead, he looked like a hedgehog with exploded fur. Yes, even the words are laced with thorns.

"It's none of my business..." He said this without confidence. He clasped the wooden sign with his fingers, feeling a little scared. He was afraid that Tobirama would get angry and fire water dragon bombs at him. He was immortal, and the shop behind him was not immune to collapse. of.

In the past few days, her small shop has almost become a place for Internet celebrities to check in. Groups of people come to watch her in groups, and they often murmur: "This is the woman that Lord Tobirama likes." , I’m a bit younger, but I’m pretty good-looking, but it’s a pity...”

"I don't care, it's all because of you and me that Feng Ping was killed. I've lived for 38 years and my image has always been very positive. Since you came to the village, what have I become in the eyes of the villagers!" Tobirama squatted on the ground and couldn't get up. Like a naughty child.

The wind blew from his direction, and Kagura vaguely smelled a bit of alcohol. Was he drunk?

It seemed that no matter in what world, saying that a man was not good was really a huge blow, and she suddenly sympathized with him.

"Go and tell those people that I'm good, that I'm great, that I..." His voice gradually trailed off, and his fair cheeks were slightly red, whether because of drunkenness or shyness.

"What else are you talking about?"

"Tell me..."

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"It's all your fault for making me look like a fool!!!"

The sudden rising voice startled Kagura. As people involved in the scandal, they could easily arouse people's imagination. In order to avoid people on the street looking at him, Kagura almost jumped to Tobirama's side and covered him. mouth to stop him from shouting.

"Ancestor, you still think this scandal is not outrageous, please shut up!"

At ten o'clock in the evening, there were still some pedestrians on the street, most of them coming out of izakayas. Tobirama's loud voice made some passers-by look sideways. Kagura was most afraid of the looks of these people now, so she urged Tobirama He left, but Tobirama seemed to have grown on the ground, unable to move, so Kagura had no choice but to drag him into the store.

"Is that Lord Tobirama just now?" A man dressed as a ninja asked his companion.

"Ah, it seems so. Tobirama-sama's white hair is very eye-catching. It's unmistakable."

"Tsk, tsk, you're looking for your girlfriend so late at night, it's such a good relationship."

"Who says it's not? The iron tree won't bloom unless it blooms. Once it blooms, it's amazing, hahaha."

Inside the store, Tobirama was sitting on a chair still looking aggrieved. He thought that he, a powerful man with more power than one person in Konoha and more than ten thousand people, could be made so miserable by a little girl. The fire of ignorant karma kept creeping out.

"It's all because you are talking nonsense and saying that I am not good enough. You must know that this is a man's dignity. How can you restore my dignity, huh?"

"You can't blame me alone for this. Who asked you to say something in the cell that day? I was just making reasonable assumptions at the time. It was obviously you who added fuel to the fire and made things get out of hand. Now you are blaming me and taking the blame. Ah You!"

"I don't care, you go explain to them, tell them I can do it, tell them I'm awesome, go ahead!"

"You are unreasonable!"

"Why are you being reasonable? Who is being reasonable? I'm talking about you!"

"are you crazy!"

"I don't care, go quickly!"

The content of this quarrel was as childish and ridiculous as that of two elementary school students, but Kagura couldn't laugh. Looking at this annoying drunk, Kagura's smart mind suddenly came up with a plan, which was to prevent Tobirama from waking up. It was a plan that was easy to implement. Thinking of this, Kagura's tone softened instantly.

She squatted in front of Tobirama and coaxed him: "Well, let me tell you something, and you just promise me, and I will help you clarify it, and tell the whole village that you are not only very good, but you can also do that seven times a night. How about that?" I will definitely let you regain your glory in the village!"

"Really?"

"Really, I never lie!"

Paper people don’t count.

"make a deal!"

Hey, why don’t you ask what’s going on?

"Give me a loan. I want to use the money to set up a factory for manufacturing detonators. How about interest? You can charge it. I will accept it within a reasonable range. The repayment period should be appropriately relaxed. Also, I want to rent Do you think it’s okay to build a factory on a piece of land?”

Under the light, Tobirama frowned, making his handsome face look much more serious. After holding it in for a long time, he only said one sentence, "Here comes another person who cheated me out of money."

"..."

"My eldest brother won't even use your excuse. It's too false."

"I'm really not a liar. I am an industrialist after all. You can let me pay taxes and provide employment opportunities for outstanding female ninjas who are idle at home. As a senior executive, shouldn't you give your full support?"

"What's a loan, what's a tax, I don't understand, you low-level liar!"

Tobirama's forehead was poked hard with his index finger. If he hadn't grasped the armrests of the chair with both hands, Kagura would have been poked away with just his strength.

"You obviously said you would make a deal just now. If you don't agree, I won't help you clarify it. Anyway, it's not me who was told no, so I don't care."

Tobirama, who had just relaxed, was once again enveloped by low pressure. After a battle between heaven and man in his drunken mind, he clapped his hands and finally nodded.

"Okay then, it's settled. You will go door to door to clarify it for me tomorrow. If anyone dares to gossip, I will take it out on you!"

"Come on, you have the final say if you have money."

Kagura quickly opened the door of the store and sent Tobirama out without even noticing. She was happy while complaining about herself. What does this mean? How come her bones haven’t grown hard even after traveling through time? She has become her own by being so humble to her father. Passive skills, bah!