Traveling through Naruto: I am the strongest rotten person!

In fact, Kagura has always felt that Orochimaru should be one of the few invisible tycoons among Hokage in terms of wealth. Although he has done many tasks and made a lot of money, the money should not be enough to support him in doing so many experiments. , there may be Danzo's support in Konoha, but those strongholds outside the five major countries are not funded by Danzo.

It is known that wherever Orochimaru goes, there will be his strongholds, which are like running a chain of hotels. These strongholds are all underground, which is more labor-intensive to build, and each stronghold has a full set of advanced experimental equipment. These are all valuable and cannot be afforded by him alone.

This involves one of Orochimaru's skills, the strength of mouth dodge. In Kagura's heart, the only one who can rival Naruto's mouth dodge strength is Orochimaru.

First of all, many of his strongholds spread across the five major countries were Orochimaru lobbying various official forces to secretly fund him. Being able to draw a pie for all forces out of thin air is beyond the reach of ordinary people. People in pyramid schemes have seen it. Call the experts directly.

Secondly, he can always touch the heart of a child with just a few words. Every time he wants to abduct a child, it is the time when Orochimaru has perfect language skills, such as with Kimimaro.

Back then, Kimimaro, who was the successor of the Kaguya clan's corpse vein, was simply a lost little angel with perfect strength. Orochimaru went up to deal with it and said, "Living itself has no meaning, but if you continue to live, you may meet interesting people." People and interesting things are like you meeting that flower and me meeting you.”

Listen, even an adult woman like Kagura can't resist such philosophical and painful literary quotes, let alone a child.

This kind of language art, Uchiha Madara is willing to call it the strongest!

Looking at the entire ninja world, no one else has this ability except Naruto, who used his words to instigate Nagato to rebel and save the lives of the entire village.

It is known that Orochimaru is obsessed with scientific research and is an invisible rich man. Jiraiya writes pornographic books to spy on women, likes to drink with young ladies, and finally becomes so poor that he harms Naruto's wallet.Tsunade traveled around, either in game arcades or casinos. She was over fifty and had a lot of debt, and had to rely on her apprentice to cheat money by selling pet pigs again and again to get by.

To sum up, Kagura came to a common truth. People should do serious things and not have messy bad habits. Otherwise, their wealth will increase with age...and decrease sharply. Finally, their old age will be bleak.

After all, not everyone can meet a child like Naruto who is so weak-minded that he hands over the money he earned from working hard on tasks, and not everyone has the ability of Tsunade who can still be an official after being away for half her life.

Therefore, focusing on your career and becoming a rich woman is definitely the most serious thing to do!

After knowing how to make the detonating talisman, he felt that he didn't have the ability to make it. A detonating talisman was so expensive, and the labor was certainly not cheap. Kagura was calculating how much he would need to borrow from Tobirama to build a factory. , we need to recruit workers and raw materials, which is a huge investment just thinking about it.

"Oh, why is it more difficult to make money here than in the real world? I shouldn't have traveled here, I should have traveled to Monopoly." Kagura lay on the counter and sighed, and those who didn't know thought she had lost her love.

At this time, a young couple appeared at the door of the store with cheerful faces.

I heard my wife say: "Ah, we are in the store this time, let's go in quickly."

"Welcome!" Kagura immediately adjusted her state and put on an extremely professional smile on her face.

"What do you two want to ask me?"

Until then, after seeing Kagura's face clearly, her husband, who had not spoken a word, suddenly pointed at her and exclaimed, "Ah, it's you!"

Eh?

"you know me?"

An exaggerated smile appeared on the man's face, and he turned to his wife and said, "That's her, that's her, the prisoner I told you!"

His wife looked confused and complained mercilessly to him: "You mentioned no less than ten people along the way. How do I know which one it is?"

"Tsk, the one who was taken away from the cell by Tobirama-sama!"

When he said this, his wife remembered it instantly, and her smile was even more exaggerated than her husband's, "Ah, he's the one who said Tobirama-sama can't do it!"

"exactly!"

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What's going on with this couple?

Kagura complained silently, but she still had to maintain a fake smile.

When it comes to gossip, women may be more enthusiastic by nature. He immediately approached Kagura and asked, "Let me tell you, is Tobirama-sama okay?"

"Hey, how do I know?"

"Don't be so stingy. Didn't you get brought home by him? He said he wanted you to try it himself. Tell me and I promise not to tell anyone else." The woman's eyes were burning with the fire of gossip. People who exist like gods, ordinary people are always particularly interested in their secrets, just like fans in the entertainment industry are keen on all kinds of gossip about idols.

Alas, Kagura didn't believe her assurance at all. Everyone who said this would just turn around and tell others, don't ask how Kagura knew.

Why should I tell you, ah, I haven’t tried it, how do I know?

She yelled in her mind.

"Do you believe me when I say I haven't tried it?"

The couple both shook their heads, disbelief written all over their faces.

How should we answer this question?

If she said he could do it, it would directly prove that she and Tobirama had indeed done things that only adults could do. This would simply ruin a person's reputation.

But if he couldn't do it, then... Kagura felt a little confused when she thought of Tobirama's cannibalistic eyes.

However, after struggling for a long time, Kagura believed that compared with the reputation of a paper person and the reputation of a real person, it was better to preserve the real person, so she decided to give an answer that was harmful to others but beneficial to herself.

"As you think, he is not good at all, so I have nothing to do with him. Don't ask me such boring questions again in the future."

Wait, why, they look at her with that kind of extremely sympathetic eyes. Kagura has become addicted to this kind of eyes. Since she traveled through time, she has lost count of how many people have looked at her with this kind of eyes. It seems like she really It seems very miserable.

"Oh, I sympathize with you, but you also want to be more open-minded. Except for that aspect, Master Tobirama is one of the best real men in Konoha. Konoha can't survive without him. All the villagers like him and respect him. , this is not enough to be a stain on him, and neither can you..."

"Wait a minute," Kagura interrupted his wife who was about to continue speaking, "The more you talk about it, the more confused I become. What do I want to do? I'm not autistic. Does it have to do with me whether he can do it or not?"

He still looked at Kagura with sympathetic eyes.

"Being with a man who can't do it really makes you feel wronged, I understand!"

It's over. It turns out that this answer doesn't work either. This is simply a Schrödinger's question. Whether it works or not can only be known after doing it. In other words, they all thought they had something with Tobirama, right?

Kagura was burnt on the outside and tender on the inside by this recognition. She was like a young girl. Although she was not a conservative living in the Qing Dynasty, she was inexplicably considered to be confused with an "old man". She was really angry. A person is just a person in name and in real life, but she didn't even touch Tobirama's hand, so how could it be like this?

"I'm telling you, if you dare to say nonsense, I will kill you!" He raised his fist to threaten them.

"Eh?!" The two couples were so frightened that they immediately received perfect marks for their beauty.

"Don't go out and talk nonsense, or I'll cast a spell and turn into a ghost. I'll lie beside your bed every day. I can see whatever you do."

If you think about it carefully, the picture is so beautiful that you can’t even look at it, and it’s also creepy.

So, nodding like pounding garlic.

"Okay, it's time to get down to business. What do you mean by coming to my place?"

When this was mentioned, the young lady was obviously more active and quickly replied: "You can do the math and see if he will go in again in the future."

What kind of bullshit is this? Will he enter the palace for the second time? Doesn't it depend on the character of this man? How to calculate this? This kind of cannon fodder has never even shown his face in 720 episodes. How does she know?

After taking out the crystal ball and pretending to hold it for a long time, Kagura thought about how to fool them.

If you can't calculate the result, you will still be able to scare someone.

Kagura pretended to be profound and pushed the crystal ball aside, with a very serious look on her face, and said: "As for your husband, he is not very honest after all, and there will be disputes. I have seen the next ten years, and it is best to live in peace and quiet. Your ninja, don't mess around, or you will be caught again and die in prison."

Death is the most feared thing for a person. Sure enough, the man's expression changes when he hears about death. The man keeps promising to his wife that he will never make trouble again, that he will be a good husband with 24 filial piety, that he will be honest, and that he will never die in prison.

Kagura hadn't vented her anger yet, so she took advantage of the situation to scare him: "Also, if you make trouble again, your wife will remarry quickly. This is her destiny. You can take care of yourself, but if you can stay with her well, By your side, your relationship will be very strong and your family will be harmonious and happy.”

"You don't have to take what I say to heart, but think about it, another man takes your place, marries your wife, lives in your house, and your child has to call someone else daddy..."

The most uncontrollable thing is imagination. Sure enough, just imagining it, the man's face looked like he had eaten shit, it was terribly ugly.

Seeing this, Kagura felt better, feeling a sense of revenge. At the same time, she also received a reward of 2 yuan. It was really a huge sum of money. This was no better than giving art homework to primary school students. Earn a lot more!