[One Piece] About me, a sea elf running rampant on the sea

You swim in the sea for the first time in a long time.

Recently, you have been either hanging out on the boat or running around on the island.

When you once again dive into the sea that is connected to your blood, the voice you heard near Judiciary Island suddenly sounds in your mind again.

In this sea of ​​silence, this voice is quite clear.

【Yaf. 】

Even if you have never had anyone call you that, you just know that he is calling your name.

""

You looked around warily. There was nothing else in the blue-black water except a group of fish whose language you couldn't understand.

""

It can't be, it's haunted, right?

The hair on your body stood up as you swooped upstream to the Sonny.

"Yo ho ho ho what's wrong, little Thea?"

Brooke looked at you sitting on his afro in a strange way, with no intention of moving even though Sanji shouted "Afternoon tea is ready, beautiful ladies~".

"There are no ghosts in this world, right, Brooke?"

You said this as you crossed your hands and held your chin.

"This lady is a little panicked and wants to stay with you for a while."

Luffy didn't pay attention to the situation of the others, and something happened to Luffy.

You grabbed Luffy's neck and shook it crazily,

"You can't call me Miss when the Neptunes are here, you bastard——!!"

How many times has this happened? These guys always prey on your brothers and sisters when you're not looking! !

Even if you want to fight, you have to fight it yourself! ! !

"Quickly let go!!"

Luffy struggled to slip out of your hands.

"Really, Luffy, you big idiot!" You pouted, took your hand back, and looked at the green-haired and red-tailed mermaid that Aplysia spit out.

This mermaid can actually be swallowed by a sea king, which feels stupid.

With this in mind, you said to the merman:

"you"

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh sorry don't eat me I don't taste good!!!!"

The mermaid's eyes and tongue suddenly popped out and she backed away in horror, startling you.

"???"

What the hell? Which of her eyes can tell that you want to eat people? ?

"Huh? Thea, do you want to eat her?!"

Luffy shouted with his eyes bulging out.

"What?! Is Thea a mermaid?!"

Chopper held his face in fear and hugged Usopp.

"I'm sorry for the mermaid recipe, Miss Thea, I can't do it~~~"

Sanji bit his handkerchief and fell into pain and confusion.

"Oh, the little girl's recipe is super!!!"

Frankie patted your head.

“Thank you so much for not eating the old woman Kokoro!!”

"???"

You suddenly find yourself questioning yourself.

"Is this lady really a mermaid?" Your eyes became sharp, "No wonder I don't grow taller."

It turns out that it is because you have been malnourished before.

"wrong!!!"

Nami punched you in the head.

“I’m sorry I made a mistake!!!”

This mermaid named Kemi keeps bowing and apologizing to you.

"I've been swallowed by sea kings too many times so I don't know the difference between sea elves and sea kings!!"

You were almost forced to develop a new recipe out of nowhere and got the iron fist of Nami’s love:

This mermaid is so stupid!

As native residents of the ocean, every mermaid and fishman is aware of your existence as the darling of the sea, and they will also have a natural closeness to you.

So it didn’t take long for you to get to know Kemi and Puppa the Starfish.

"Papag, can you make me a dress?"

You take the design of the skirt that you have been secretly drawing for a long time and send it to the starfish designer.

Looking at the technically demanding dress in front of her, Papago shed a cold sweat in a humane manner.

"this"

You pull out a big bag of Baileys from the conch.

"give it to me!"

Papago got into Bailey's bag three times, lay on Bailey with a happy face, and asked:

"The materials for this are difficult to obtain and will take some time. When do you want it?"

"Hmm" You thought for a moment.

This skirt is something you plan to wear after the evolution period is completely over. You are not in a hurry, and you also know that finely polished sea floor stones are very rare, so you touched your chin and said:

"About two years? Is that okay?"

"definitely no problem!"

Starfish dragged Bailey's bag, which was several times taller than itself, back to Kemi's side.

When Kemi saw such a big bag of baileys, her eyes and tongue popped out again in fright.

"Wow!! So many Baileys!!!"

"It's all ours, Kemi!" Papag coolly pushed up the sunglasses he had put on at some point, and in a second he transformed into a handsome starfish.

"We are prosperous!! We can enjoy our old age with Xiaoba!!"

"Really?! Great!!"

Both of them feel very stupid.

What the hell is a comfortable retirement?

When you hear the name Xiaoba, you always feel that it sounds familiar.

"Xiaoba seems to have heard of it somewhere?"

You tugged at the bangs on both sides of your cheeks and puffed out a few bubbles in thought.

Robin walked up to you, looking a little solemn.

"Thea, Hachi seems to be one of the villains in the previous story about the pirate captain rescuing the navigator."

"Ah, that's it!"

Realization dawned on you, and you puffed out your shark teeth.

"He's one of the bastards who bullied Nami before, right!!!!"

“Let’s see if this lady doesn’t teach him a lesson—!!!”

"Chop him into pieces and make them into octopus-fish-burnt-!!!"

No matter whether it's a fish-man or an octopus, if you bully Nami, you will make sure that he doesn't get any good results! ! !

"Ah, I don't want to eat that takoyaki."

Robin said calmly.

"A little disgusting."

"Then feed it to Luffy." You said with sharp eyes.

"Ah? Okay." Luffy's eyes turned into the shape of takoyaki, "I will eat any takoyaki!!"

"Women are so scary." Usopp and Chopper hugged each other again, shivering.