[One Piece] About me, a sea elf running rampant on the sea

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[God] was pulled from the sky into the sea by [Elf].

Then, he was imprisoned in a small conch and given the ridiculous name "fungus"

Enelu wanted to kill the little girl who caused everything from the bottom of his heart.

The spirit that pulled him into the ocean.

He was lying on his side in the conch in a bored manner, and next to him, a manatee whose strength level exceeded the normal range was eating a rice ball.

The group of Qinghai people outside Conch are noisy again. It seems that they will have a banquet in a few days.

Needless to say, I knew that the little girl must be involved in it, and her only field of vision was constantly wandering.

"Hey, Qinghai fish,"

He couldn't stand it anymore, so he closed his eyes.

"Give me an apple."

"Oh--"

The manatee punched him in the face, clearly saying "I want to eat your shit."

Obviously, the little girl thought so too, and ignored him completely, and even got into a fight with the straw hat Qinghai man who defeated him.

So boring.

He thought this and yawned lazily.

The banquet lasted for a long time, and seemed to be celebrating the return of the scheming woman he had electrocuted.

These Qinghai people are really stupid to risk their lives for that kind of woman.

Sleeping and sleeping, lying down and lying down, life in the conch is really boring.

There is a mountain of gold and jewelry around you, but you can only look at it without using it.

No, maybe it has been useful.

The sofa, swimming pool, lounge chairs, and washbasin that he and Manatee were using were all bought and installed by the little girl with her own money.

Although the taste is really terrible.

He was playing with the ten prayer beads that the little girl bought and threw in last time because she thought they matched him well. He waved his hand and threw them on the manatee's head.

boring.

"for you."

Three or four apples suddenly smashed in, and one of them was caught by his hand.

When he opened his eyes, the little girl's face filled his field of vision.

"My lady has washed it and will throw the food in for you later."

"Get along well with Wo Gua, do you understand?"

After saying that, the little girl plunged into the sea of ​​people again, and the wild laughter and cheers reached her ears again.

"Oh--"

The manatee held its apple and started to chew it.

He looked at the red apple in his hand and took a bite.

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A little sickly sweet.

Because the conch was hung around his neck and his vision was outward, he could rarely see the little girl's face.

He can only be seen when he occasionally goes to the island to do shopping and the little girl finds it troublesome to walk and sits on his shoulder.

"Miss Thea is super~~~super cute~~~"

Qinghai people with blond hair and black suits often say this.

He turned his face slightly and looked at the little girl on his shoulder openly.

The little girl felt very uncomfortable when he saw her and gave him a slap on the face.

People in Qinghai may have problems with their eyes.

He thought so as he walked on the street with a red slap mark.

No, maybe it's actually kind of pretty.

He thought about it again when the little girl was frightened by the cockroaches on the roadside and hugged his head and commanded him to electrocute the cockroaches.

After all, her breasts are pretty good.

Very soft look.

He shows no mercy to men or women.

But that doesn't mean he's not interested in women.

The other two women on the Qinghai ship were not bad looking, but they were quite scheming.

Watching the orange-haired woman making fun of another person who came up to chat with her, he suddenly felt that the little girl might be a good woman.

Because it’s obvious at first glance that he has no brains.

The little girl occasionally jumps into the sea to swim.

The appearance of the seabed was quite strange to him, a Devil Fruit user.

After landing, the little girl will take a bath immediately and take off the conches and put them outside.

But one time she forgot to take it out, so he held his chin with interest and watched the little girl humming and taking a bath.

The little girl's breasts seemed a bit bigger than when she first saw them, and they were quite bulging forward and backward.

The manatee next to him was a male. He covered his eyes and did not dare to move, which gave him a lot of convenience.

But he was beaten severely by the angry little girl afterwards.

When they arrived at the Shampoo Islands, they met the nobles of Qinghai, a group of idiots called Tianlong people.

The little girl flew them all into the sky angrily.

"Yeah hahahahahaha don't you think what you do is no different from them?"

He said so at the time.

Humans are kept in captivity, used as mounts, and bound with shackles.

"What idiotic words are you talking about?" The little girl on the shoulder looked incredulous. "You are my lady's pet and the favorite of the sea elves."

"Being favored by this lady means being blessed by the sea, right?"

This little girl is stupid, has a bad temper, and is a timid little dwarf.

This little girl is very beautiful, has a soft body, and is unforgiving but still obedient.

This stupid little girl actually said that she loves [God]

I don’t know what those Qinghai people will think after hearing this.

No, it seems quite interesting?

He raised an eyebrow, an interested look on his face.

If the little girl was taken away by [God], he really wanted to see the expressions of those Qinghai people.

So he did nothing.

So when he was accidentally intoxicated by the alcohol in the air and rubbed against the unconscious little girl with blushing cheeks, he didn't resist at all.

With a little trickery, he got the little girl to untie the Hailou Shi. He watched in a good mood as the little girl's silk scarf slipped from her neck, revealing her slender neck.

"Yeah hahaha this is really good."

The little girl felt cold on her body, so she hugged her even more sticky. Her eyes were hazy, as if she didn't understand what was going to happen next.

"cold"

She murmured in a low voice, showing a coquettish look that she had never shown in front of him, and a charming look that she had never shown before.

He circled the tribute that came to her and nibbled on her neck and pointed ears.

"It hurts like hell, bastard"

The little girl made a habit of giving him a slap, but he easily stopped her with his hand.

The little girl has always had a faint fruity smell on her body, and it became more obvious after taking it off.

Touching her softness without gentleness at all, he pulled the little girl's hand down.

"I really want those Qinghai people to see it."

He looked at the little girl in his arms panting slightly and her eyes blurred, and took the next step without any guilt.

"Try favoring [God], little girl?"

He was beaten hundreds of times by little girls, manatees, and sea kings who woke up in the morning.

Half a year later, the little girl and the Qinghai people met again in Xiangbodi.

"Huh? Thea, why did you let Big Ears out?"

The Qinghai man asked the little girl next to him, who was blushing like smoke, strangely.

"Yeah hahahahaha because she is [God's] woman, right?"

"what?"

People in Qinghai looked at the little girl.

The little girl moved behind him, blushing all over and nodded.

"""??????!!!!!!!!!!!!""

He raised an eyebrow and watched with interest as the people in Qinghai were so frightened that their facial features flew out and their jaws dropped to the ground.

Even though he was besieged by the Qinghai people and was close to death, he didn't feel disadvantaged at all.

[Elf] pulled [God] into her sea.

And [God] pulled [Elf] into his cage.