Gintama's Naruto Story

What Otsutsuki Yumura gave Mitsuki was an old maze map.

"Remember, this trip is dangerous, there are many monsters and ghosts along the way, you four must work together!"

"Go to the final boss room marked on the map. Don't open the treasure chest you get after defeating the boss together! Once you open it early, you won't be able to get out!"

"Bring me the treasure chest. I will open it at three quarters noon and use the items in it to send you back to the real world!"

"Remember, you only have two hours! Speaking of which, the old man happens to have a clearance strategy here, just..."

This is what Otsutsuki Hamura said before. As for why it feels like it didn't finish, it is because Gintoki and Kagura rejected the strategy very contemptuously.

"As expected, RPG adventures are indispensable in any world." Gintoki said with a snort.

Miyue looked puzzled when she saw that she was carrying an imaginary big sword and wearing a yellow hair, who was cosplaying.

At this time, Kagura folded her hands and said to Miyue in the posture of a senior: "Listen up, Miyue, Aru, who can get props after eating any mushroom, must learn to distinguish poisonous mushrooms! And not everyone The sewer pipes are all shortcuts! It may also be the piranha trap Alu!"

"We're not playing Super Mario..." Xin Baji complained silently, and then looked at Siyue, "But it will be fine, Yinsang looks unreliable, but it will definitely..."

Before he finished speaking, Xin Baji suddenly heard a plop behind him, and when he looked back, he realized that it was Yin Shi, who had been carrying a large sword in the concave shape just now, suddenly fell to the ground for some reason.

In addition, Yinshi's face and complexion at this time were glowing purple, and it looked like he was poisoned by eating something by mistake.

Xin Baji smiled: "It's okay, although this kind of thing happens from time to time, but there are actually many ways to deal with it. There must be a priest ahead."

Before he finished speaking, Xin Baji suddenly heard another plop, and turned his head to look, and it turned out to be the mushroom in his mouth with a bit of Kagura left.

"Hahaha, it's okay, it's okay, just take them to the pastor and they'll be fine."

Xin Baji said with a smile, and then dragged the two people who couldn't move because they ate poisonous mushrooms to the edge of the cliff...

It was thrown down directly.

"Look, Miyue, in this way we will lose two stupid teammates, and the chance of clearing the level will be even greater~"

Miyue: ...

"New... New Baji, it's just me..."

When one hand tightly grasped the silver of the new ankle, he let out a painful raving.

As for Kagura, although one hand was tightly clasping Xin Baji's ankle, his expression was extremely ferocious.

"Don't...don't grab my mushrooms!!"

At this time, Xin Baji finally couldn't hold back any longer, and after taking a deep breath...

"Give me enough time, both of you! I won't talk about Kagura-chan, when will you be able to be more reliable, Yin-sang! At least you should also be a little brighter in front of newcomers!"

When Xinbaji started spraying, Siyue had already judged what kind of poison was in the two of them based on their symptoms, and found the corresponding herb nearby.

After eating the herb, the health of the two began to recover.

"What nonsense are you talking about? Yin-sang, I am giving the newcomers a chance to perform. The question just now was just a test question for the newcomers!"

Yinshi nodded and said to himself, then looked at Siyue, and pretended to be profound, and continued: "Yes, seventy points, passed!"

"Can you stop finding yourself a step that can be seen through so easily?" Xin Baji sweated silently.

"It's great Aru..." Kagura said with sobs while wiping her tears, "Because of Siyue, I can finally eat mushrooms without any psychological burden in the future Aru, woo woo woo..."

"Do you regard Mr. Siyue as a free priest?" Xin Baji complained again, "Also, don't make yourself so miserable that you can only live by eating poisonous mushrooms!"

At this time, Yinshi was emotional for some reason, and turned sideways, covering his face and sobbing.

"Don't talk about Kagura, it's because I don't live up to it! If I live up to it... how can I repair it!"

Looking at the pair of live treasures in front of them who were acting again, Xin Baji was silent for a moment, then walked forward expressionlessly, and kicked the two off the cliff without any explanation.

"Let's go, Miyue-kun."

Seeing Xin Baji who did all this without changing his face, and then smiled at himself, Miyue didn't feel that Xin Baji's behavior was too much, but secretly said:

Mr. New Baji, it has always been...

You suffer!

……

All in all, after going through all kinds of disasters and several teammates inadvertently raising the difficulty of the game, the four finally came to the boss room.

After going through all kinds of trials and tribulations such as selling teammates, the boss with the face of the uncle who blew himself up before was finally defeated by four people and one dog.

"There is really a treasure chest, Aru!"

Looking at the treasure chest left by the boss before his death, Kagura couldn't wait to open it, but was snatched away by Xin Baji first.

"The old man said before that it must never be opened! If the item fails, we will not be able to go back to Kagura-chan! And we will be killed by the explosion!"

Xin Baji was serious and authentic, holding the treasure box tightly in his arms, for fear that Kagura would snatch it and open it if he didn't pay attention.

"Okay, let's go back."

Yinshi stretched his neck, turned around and walked in the front.

Looking at Yinshi's idle back, for some reason, Miyue suddenly felt an extremely unnatural sense of security.

"Hmm!" x2

Xin Baji and Kagura followed up first.

"Um…"

Miyue imitated the two and whispered, and the last one followed.

……

"Thanks for your hard work."

Otsutsuki Yuromo, who took the treasure chest from Xin Baji, had a serious expression and said solemnly.

"Then, grandpa, can we go back?" Xin Baji's expression brightened.

"Well, it's fine, it's fine."

Otsutsuki Yumura nodded, then couldn't wait to hold the treasure box, turned around and left, and at the same time waved his hand casually, speaking extremely perfunctorily.

"Just yell Zhima to open the door and you can go out, goodbye."

"Huh?" x4

The four of them were stunned at the same time.

"My treasured sisters, I didn't expect to have a chance to see you again after I died, hehehe, hurry up before your soul cools down..."

While walking, Otsutsuki Yumura took out various collections of photo albums from the treasure chest, and laughed out of his mouth.

However, Otsutsuki Yumura, who was always thinking about chatting with some girl for comfort, didn't realize that there were four pairs of red eyes following behind him...

After that, Otsutsuki Hamura's unceasing wailing resounded in the basement, as well as the round that broke through the sky...

"I told you it's not the bottom!!"