Gintama's Naruto Story

"As we all know, there are two switches in the human soul and body..."

In front of a whiteboard, Otsutsuki Yumura, wearing reading glasses, turned into an old educator who teaches and educates people.

While writing and drawing on the middle-aged man who just voluntarily took off his shirt and was standing in a golden rooster independent posture, he didn't stop explaining.

In front of him was the audience headed by Gintoki who was sitting cross-legged on the ground.

"What the hell is well known? I haven't known it after living for so many years!" Xin Baji complained.

"No, Xin Baji, why don't you even know this well-known thing?"

"Don't act like you know it, Yinsang! No one knows about this kind of thing!"

"No, Alu, I also know about this kind of thing, Xin Baji."

Kagura said, then lowered his head and pointed to the two balls on his head.

"What?! Really?! Do those two balls still have such a function? Is it true that I am the only one who doesn't know this kind of thing? Have I lived in vain for so many years?! Or is it me? The switch is the glasses?!"

The new Baji was completely messed up, but at this moment, Otsutsuki Yumura continued on his own.

"Look, everyone, the switch on the left, as long as you press it, it will start the countdown before the explosion, and the function of the switch on the right is..."

Before Otsutsuki Yumura finished speaking, Kagura who did not know when he came to Otsutsuki Yumura just kicked him.

"It's emergency braking, right, Aru!"

At the same time as the sound of eggshells breaking, Otsutsuki Hamura and the uncle in front of him knelt down, covering their lower bodies in unison.

"I…"

Hamura's legs were trembling, with tears of pain in the corners of his eyes, tremblingly.

"I didn't mean down, but up..."

"It's here, right, Aru!"

Before Otsutsuki Yumura could finish speaking, Kagura inserted two fingers into his nostrils and lifted him up!

"It's not the nostrils! It's the bottom... By the way, little girl, did you do it on purpose? Don't shake it, don't shake it, your brains are going to fly out——"

"Next?" Gintoki, who did not know when he came to Otsutsuki Yucun, pinched his chin thoughtfully, and then suddenly realized, "I know!"

Ever since, Gintoki made Otsutsuki Hamura feel the sourness that only an incomparable man can understand again after less than a minute.

"I said it's not down! It's up, up!"

Hamura, who was lying on the ground with his butt pouted, his body trembling, said tearfully.

"A little higher? Are you sure?"

Gintoki who was standing behind Hamura asked uncertainly.

"How many times have I said that!"

"Oh I see."

Yinshi nodded with a serious expression, with tiger marks on his hands...

The Hatake family's esoteric body art is activated!

"It's not there ahhhh!"

Just like that, under the background special effect full of some kind of yellow petals, Hamura and he...

……

"It's not the buttocks! It's not the nostrils! It's not the eyes! It's the chest! It's these two switches! Are you clear? Are you clear?!"

After only staying with Gintoki and the others for such a short time, the self-proclaimed good-tempered Otsutsuki Hamura was about to go completely crazy.

It's no wonder that in just a few minutes, he got kicked twice in the buttocks, was thrown back and forth through the nostrils, and took a thousand-year kill. After being punched in the eyes, he was bitten by a dog.

Hamura has a good temper if he can keep the lychees without going crazy completely.

"Okay, now that we understand, let's continue, where did I just talk?"

"It's time for the function of the switch on the right." Miyue reminded.

"Oh, speaking of the function of the switch on the right, it's actually..."

Before Otsutsuki Yumura finished speaking, he suddenly saw that Kagura had already pressed the right switch of the man beside him.

"...dried bamboo shoots exploded (instantly)..."

???

A few black question marks popped up on Kagura's face, and Otsutsuki Yumura was also silent.

boom! ! !

Fortunately, Mizuki reacted quickly, and stretched out his hands instantly to pull Kagura and Otsutsuki Yumura back, so that the two were not affected by the explosion.

The smoke dissipated, and everyone fell silent looking at the blackened floor.

for a long time……

"What's the matter with the switch that explodes instantly! Logically speaking, shouldn't it be similar to the function of emergency pause!" Xin Baji crazily complained.

"Well, the main reason is that I didn't consider that such a situation would happen..."

"By the way, what happened to that uncle? His soul has completely disappeared! Is it okay? Isn't his soul flying away? Hey!"

"It doesn't matter, it's just a moment of pain."

"It's not that it doesn't matter at all, okay!" Xin Baji complained again, and then looked at Gintoki and Kagura, "Gin-sang, think about it..."

Before he finished speaking, Xinbaji suddenly discovered that Kagura and Gintoki were opposing each other and attacking each other.

Kagura covered his chest with the two things on top of his head, put his hands on his hips and said complacently, "In this way, you won't be able to attack me, Aru, Silver Sauce!"

"Oh, then do you think you can attack me?" Yinshi didn't take it seriously, and then opened a certain part, "Look! There is no such thing at all!"

"Ah! How dare you cheat on Alu! You actually took the switch off! Tell me, where did you hide the switch?"

Looking at the two people who were arguing, Xin Baji's forehead was completely black, and the veins in the corners of his eyes were twitching.

"Miyue, don't you really feel angry seeing the two of them like this?"

"Hey?"

Miyue, who was wondering how Yinshi removed that switch, was stunned by Xin Baji's sudden words.

At this time, Xin Baji walked up to Gintoki and Kagura angrily, and separated the two who were still playing and not listening.

"Can you stop playing! It's extremely urgent now!"

"There is a flaw!" x2

Kagura and Yinshi both said at the same time, and then each of them pointed at each other and pressed the switch of the new bah.

New Baji: ...

Miyue: ...

Crowd: ...

……

"Don't be angry, old man, it's just a joke. Have you forgotten what your own body is? How could pressing such an insignificant switch make you explode?"

Holding the glasses of Xinbaji, Yin Shi talked to "Xinbaji" while laughing.

"I'm the new Baji, Yinsang, what you're looking at is just ordinary glasses." Xin Baji beside him said silently, and then complained: "By the way, what is an insignificant switch? What do you think of me? What am I supposed to do? Am I just a pendant for my glasses?"

"Calm down, let's go, this kind of thing will happen once or twice in anyone's life, Alu, I'll give you one... No, half of the vinegar kombu that just fell on the ground is fine, Alu."

Looking at the half vinegar kelp stuffed by Kagura in his hand, Xin Baji complained again: "Don't speak in an adult's tone! There is no one who can encounter such a thing in life! And... this half vinegar Didn't you chew kombu?!"

Seeing the trio of Shin Baji who were making a fuss again, Mitsuki, who unconsciously raised the corners of his mouth because of the atmosphere, turned and walked towards Otsutsuki Yumura.

"Your Excellency Otsutsuki Hamura, what exactly is the method you said before to get out?"

Stop spraying, stop spraying, come back.

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