Gintama's Naruto Story

(Title: Some old memes should be abandoned! p: I don’t know why I didn’t copy them.)

"Oh! It's amazing! New Baji! I have learned the avatar technique, Alu!"

Kagura praised... pointing at the glasses on his head.

"Extraordinary talent, new baji." Yin Shi also praised, and pointed at the glasses on Kagura's head at the same time.

Shinpachi: ...

Take a deep breath.

"It's all in Naruto's world, can this kind of old meme be stopped? Readers will also feel fatigued? Glasses or something! Virginity or something! Sister control or something! Tucao responsibility or something! Weak sense of existence or something Yes! The popularity vote is ten thousand years eighth or something..."

"Then what's the meaning of your existence?"

Yin Shi's light and fluffy words made Xin Baji silent again, and he was stunned for two seconds before breaking out.

"Shimura Shinpachi is left, you bastard!"

"No, no, the so-called new eight is composed of the things you mentioned. If you remove them, there will be only air, which is zero!"

"It's amazing, Xin Baji, has surpassed Xin Yiji to become Xin Oji, Aru!" Kagura once again praised... pointing at the glasses in his hand.

"Why did you add [beep——]! By the way, this is the new one! Even readers of that old meme will get tired of it, bastard! And..."

Suddenly, Xin Baji pushed his glasses on the bridge of his nose, turned his head and put on a handsome face: "It doesn't matter if you change your name, but please remember to call me Masaki Suda."

In an instant, Yinshi and Kagura's foreheads darkened and their faces sank, and then they kicked at Xinbaji at the same time.

"This is the old joke that should be thrown away!" x2

……

Shinpachi came here today, one is to take advantage of the weekend to see Kagura, and the other is to send a message to his sister.

"Huh? That woman wants to see me?"

Yin Shi rolled his dead fish eyes, he had gone to look for that woman before but couldn't find it, so now he took the initiative to look for him, maybe there was some kind of conspiracy.

"Did the big sister come to Aru too?!"

"Hey, many of you in Kabukicho Street have been involved in the rift of time and space, and most of them are in Konoha. My sister is also very happy to know that Kagura is coming."

"Hmph, what is that woman thinking again?"

Appeared very abruptly, (self) naturally dressed as a housewife and sitting next to Yinshi, the little monkey stirred natto and said: "Because I saw the life of Yinsang and I living together after marriage, so I envied it." Do you want to save it? Let her give up! To be honest, I'm already pregnant with Yinsang's child..."

Click!The camera suddenly went dark, and when the picture returned to normal, the little ape on the field was nowhere to be seen, while Yinshi clapped his hands and walked towards the sofa from the direction of the door. It's time to take out the trash.

"Silver Sauce! Let's go to Big Sister's head, Alu!"

"No, it's troublesome, and I have a bad premonition..."

Just sitting down, before Gintoki finished speaking, Kagura, who was forced to wait, directly dragged one leg to the floor.

……

Kabukicho, underground.

In a sense, it is indeed very similar to Yoshihara, except that he does not need the kind of work that Yoshihara needs.

They are independent underground spaces that are not under the jurisdiction of the government (Hokage).

"Ma'am!"

The moment he saw A Miao with her body on her back, Kagura jumped up excitedly, and Gintoki, who was dragged face down on the concrete floor by her, finally asked for his magic wand.

The long bloodstains that dragged from Hatake's house all the way to the territory of Konoha's dark roots were also ignored by passers-by.

"It's good to see you again, Kagura-chan."

Turning around, A Miao showed a sweet smile, and let the shrunken Kagura jump up and throw herself into her arms and bury her in her chest.

Kagura, who rubbed against her twice, suddenly felt that something was wrong, mainly because she lacked the usual open sense of space, and even felt a little out of breath.

"Really, not to mention her body has become smaller, she has also become coquettish." A Miao covered her mouth and smiled.

And at this moment, Gintoki, who wiped the blood off his forehead after getting up, looked at A Miao expressionlessly, like Kagura, although his appearance and attire hadn't changed in the slightest, but a certain part was full of a sense of disobedience.

There was a long silence.

"Really, all of you have returned to your childhood, and only I haven't changed at all. It's really distressing~"

A Miao, who ignored Gintoki's and Kagura's strange gazes, covered her face and twisted, and at the same time intentionally or unintentionally showed the two of her unscientifically grown body parts (transformation technique).

Standing in front of A Miao, Kagura looked up at A Miao, and couldn't help but marvel: "It's amazing, big sister, she has grown to the point where she can't see her face at all, Alu."

A Miao waved her hands and said with a smile, "Ah, what are you talking about? There must be no change at all."

Seeing the duangduangduang stirring A Miao, Yinshi turned his attention to the expressionless Xin Baji.

Shin Baji, who received Gintoki's gaze, just nodded silently without saying anything.

"Really, we haven't seen each other for so long, and when we met, we just stared at him without saying a word, really... really became frivolous, Yinsang."

Seeing A Miao who was blushing inexplicably and turning her face away, Yinshi finally spoke. He raised an index finger and said at the same time, "You must know how to deceive yourself..."

Arriving in front of Yinshi in an instant, A Miao, who turned Yinshi's mouth completely shut with an elbow on his side, yelled angrily with white eyes: "Who do you say used the transformation technique to deceive oneself and others! I want to die!" Is it natural rolls!"

Clutching his bleeding nose and trying several times to get up from the ground, Yinshi looked at A Miao in front of him and remained silent for a long time.

Turning his face away again, A Miao, who deliberately moved twice in front of Yinshi, pretended to be arrogant and continued to say.

"Don't get me wrong, I also find this kind of thing troublesome. It's heavy and tiring when walking, and it floats up when I take a shower. In fact, I don't want to grow up like this at all. But there is no way, butcher Someone has to take on the role. I heard that Ms. Yue O's schedule is too full, so I came out to take the role because I had no other choice."

"That's enough, sister, even if what you say is true, people won't believe it. By the way, why did you add [beep——] to Ms. Yueyong? How much do you want her name to be seen by readers? Are you still angry about the ranking chapter? What the hell is it that the schedule is too busy!"

"No, it's not this kind of new sauce. I've already let go of the immortality in the ranking chapter, and now there's only the grudge in "Fake [Beep——]" that snatched my heroine position at the end."

"Can you stop telling everyone this kind of nonsense?"

A Miao turned around in an instant, and for some reason a long knife appeared in her hand: "In short! Stop talking nonsense! Yinsang! Kagura-chan! You two are already ready!"

"Preparation? What preparation?" Gintoki asked.

"Do you still need to ask? Of course, I am preparing to take down the entire Konoha and the entire Fire Kingdom with me! Isn't that what the plan says?"

"I don't remember ever having such a plan!"

"Yin-san, you have worked very hard. Not only have you established a good relationship with the Fourth Hokage, but even the daimyo..."

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