Gintama's Naruto Story

"In our hometown, silver hair with natural curly hair and bald man actually mean the same thing, Alu."

"Don't lie to me! Where is your hometown? I've never heard of such a place! It's hard to get rid of such a big eater, and he followed me again! Ah——! "

Looking at the crazy Yinshi, the crowd present who didn't know the truth except the little monkey looked at Yinshi with more and more disdain.

Especially Kakashi, who doesn't know that he will be hurt by it (Kagura) in the future, wants to kick directly towards Gintoki at this time.

This big brother is really a beast!

Don't want to pay attention to Gintoki's Kakashi, he turned around and wanted to take Kagura home, but he caught the scene of Kagura's little finger picking his nostril.

Seeing Kagura's uninhibited appearance exactly the same as when Gintoki picked his nostrils, Kakashi was silent for a long time, and couldn't help but clenched his fists tighter and tighter.

"It's exactly the same, you bastard!!"

boom! !

With a straight punch, Gintoki was thrown several meters away by Kakashi, and after falling to the ground, he rolled several times before completely stopping.

"Come on, Kagura, let's go home."

Kakashi took Kagura's other little hand while turning around, "Also, don't hold your boogers in the future. It doesn't need to be inherited."

Seeing Kakashi who was deceived because of his cute appearance, Kagura flicked the booger off his little finger, then nodded his head heavily with an innocent expression.

"Well! Uncle!"

boom! ! !

A loud noise made Kakashi, who was just about to start, stop, but he didn't take it too seriously, and walked towards his home with Kagura.

And the rest of the people looked at the Konoha gate smashed by a small piece of booger from Kagura, and all fell into a kind of silence.

"Severe...awesome..." Minato wiped the sweat that was still lingering on his forehead, and murmured.

"Hey, what was that just now? Hey, what was that? It's too powerful!" Kushina became excited after recovering, "It's just a piece of booger, Minato! That little girl really It's amazing!"

"Innate divine power?"

The well-informed third generation touched his goatee and muttered to himself.On the surface, the third generation is still very satisfied, after all, this is also Konoha's.

There is Tsunade in the front, and this little girl of rigidity in the back.

Konoha has a promising future!

Minato thought the same way, but apart from this, he had some sympathy for the children in the ninja school.

If such a strong little girl is allowed to go to the ninja school, the little boys in the school will probably be miserable.

Looking at Naruto, he secretly compared Kagura in his heart and found out that Naruto should be two years younger than Kagura, Minato secretly heaved a sigh of relief.

But at this moment, Naruto spoke because Kagura just held a hand full of sparkling little stars in his eyes that represented admiration.

"Dad, Mom, can I be friends with sister Kagura?"

Before Minato could speak, Kushina agreed to Naruto first: "Of course."

Watergate:……

Are you rushing up to get a beating?

……

"Yin Sang, the repair fee for that door will be left to you."

Hearing what Minato said, Gintoki, who fell unconscious on the ground, instantly woke up and stood up: "Wait!"

Gintoki, who was running towards Kakashi, shouted while rushing: "Wait a minute! She's not a daughter at all! Baldness is different from natural curly hair! By the way, Gin-san is from Earth! Every hair on my body They are all Earthlings! It doesn’t matter that such cosmic races have nothing to do with it!”

Kakashi, who was annoyed and couldn't stand it, just wanted to turn his head and reprimand twice, but was preempted by Kagura.

"I hit—!"

"Wow!"

boom!

Seeing Yin, who was kicked directly in the face by Kagura, screamed and flew upside down like a cannonball for more than ten meters and smashed the other gate, the crowd who were just about to leave fell silent again .

After a few seconds, they all complained in their hearts: It's too powerful!

At this moment, many parents decided to make it clear to their children after returning home that when they saw an orange-haired girl with a bun on the street, they must not casually talk to them.

will die!Must die!

Minato looked at his son who was full of admiration in the eyes of the little star and opened his mouth, but finally failed to say the same thing.

"As expected of the eldest brother's daughter, she is amazing."

Obito sighed with emotion, thinking, this strength should be as strong as Tsunade's among the legendary three with strange power, right?

"It's really powerful." Lin said with a smile, and then looked in the direction of Kagura's departure, "And it's also very cute."

"Huh? Does Lin like her daughter too?"

"Well, but my son can too."

Because of his age, his IQ has grown a little bit, but Obito, who is still timid, didn't say the confession in the end, but patted his head and laughed foolishly.

"Really? I think so too. Hahahaha..."

Compared to other people's shock at Kagura's strange power, Heijue, who was hiding in the dark, was shocked at this moment!

Cosmic race!

what happened?Isn't my mother the only extraterrestrial creature on this earth?What's the matter with this little girl?

What is a night rabbit?What is a fighting nation?

Is she also a cosmic being?What is she here for?Could it be that he came to destroy his own mother?

Seeing Kagura with strange powers, Hei Jue made a decision in his heart, he must investigate carefully!

"Yin Sang, please also ask for the repair fee of the other gate."

After leaving this sentence, Minato took the lead to leave Konoha Gate, the melon-eating place, and ended today's melon-eating trip.

As for Yin Shi, who had multiple fractures all over his body and fell into a coma, everyone tacitly ignored it.Even the old man who is cheap in Yinshi's life also ignores Yinshi.

After all, it is important to go back to see the granddaughter. After having grandchildren, the son or something is not important. Love will never die.

It was still in the middle of the night, after Yin Shi woke up from a coma and asked, two guards sent Yin Shi to the hospital.

……

The next day, in the morning.

Looking at Kagura who stretched out the empty bowl every once in a while and brought another bowl in his belly, Kakashi, who hadn't realized the seriousness of the problem, was extremely spoiled, and added more food to Kagura again and again.

A certain Anbu ninja was hiding in the dark, and the face under the mask was the same as Kakashi's, showing a satisfied expression full of pampering.

Zhenkuo love!

Although the appetite is a bit larger, as long as it is cute, a little food is all it takes, and the ninja's income is no problem.

It's so good ~ reunion ~

At this time, in the Konoha Hospital, Yin Shi broke a leg and an arm while leaning on a cane, and a person came out of the bathroom pitifully.

There is not even a support person!

Even Obito, who would definitely come to visit at this time, didn't come today because of a mission!

In desperation, Yinshi had no choice but to ask the nurse at the side for help.

"Well, little sister, can you help me unzip the zipper or give me a hand? It's a little inconvenient for me alone. There are sows in the toilet, can you solve it?"

Looking at the poor Yin Shi, the young lady nurse who originally wanted to scold the hooligan, became soft-hearted, so she didn't scold, but handed over the task to the head nurse.

Seeing about half a ton, wearing glasses, no less than 40 years old, a middle-aged woman with a face full of flesh and indifference, Yinshi fell silent.

"Don't think about me, boy!"

Taking a deep breath, Yinshi lowered his head and silently responded with a dark face.

"Hi…"

After all, I couldn't hold it anymore.

……

The efficiency of Konoha Hospital was very high, and they were discharged after only three days passed the silver hour.

Small problems like fractures, with the help of the unscientific but miraculous medical ninjutsu, did not leave any sequelae except that they were not completely cured.

After all, Yinshi didn't bring any money with him, and his medical insurance was in arrears, so it was the hospital's utmost benevolence to be able to complete Yinshi's surgery.

Of course, the reason why Yinshi was so anxious to be discharged from the hospital instead of being recuperated in the hospital also had something to do with the woman in his quilt and the toilet who would always appear under the hospital bed regardless of the day and night.

It's so annoying.

When Gin limped back home with a cane, the first thing he saw was Sakumo hiding in the dark with a disgusting expression on his face.

This shows how terrible Kagura's disguise is.

Seeing Yinshi who was leaning on crutches came back, the smile on Shuo Mao's face disappeared instantly, and he put on a mask with a black face and snorted before disappearing from Yinshi's eyes in an instant.

Silver Hour: ...

squeak-

"Oh, I'm back."

Kakashi, who led Kagura to open the door and walked out, spoke, and then looked at the innocent and cute little Kagura, squatting down and showing a slightly better smile than Sakumo.

"Kagura-chan, I'm going on a mission, but I'll be back soon. If he bullies you, tell me when he comes back."

"Hmm! Be careful all the way! Uncle Kakashi!"

The sweet and crisp child's voice made the smile on Kakashi's face a bit more intense, and he couldn't help but feel a little bit puzzled.

How did this big brother give birth to such a sensible girl?

……

Gintoki was silent as he watched Kakashi's face change instantly after turning around after sending Kakashi out the door with an innocent and cute expression of reluctance.

"Silver sauce, what you said is indeed right, Aru, when a man faces a cute girl, he really has no resistance, Aru!

As long as they pretend to be a little cute, they will take the initiative to hand over all the money and food in their pockets! "

"Who taught you such a thing!"

Although he said so, Yinshi finally breathed a sigh of relief in his heart.

I finally found it...

……

Quiet afternoon.

Seeing Kagura occupying his place, lying on the floor leaning against Joharu while eating potato chips and watching TV boredly, Gintoki always felt that something was missing.

"Having said that, it seems that there is still a new Baji missing."

"Don't worry, here Aru."

Kagura pointed to the glasses on his head without looking back.

"Yo Xi, everyone in the Wanshiwu is finally here! Now for the meeting!"

The new bastard who came out of nowhere kicked Yinshi's face in an instant, and roared at the same time: "Where is it! That's just glasses! You're making fun of me, you bastard!!"