Naruto's Strongest Ice Escape

What are the women in Konoha like?

There are roughly three categories:

1: Tsunade has a hot temper and is good at eating, drinking and prostitution.

2: Haruno Sakura has such a decent personality.

3: Anko is a wild type like Ino.

Of course, there are gentle people like Yuhi Kurenai and Hinata Hinata, but these are the minority. Kakashi’s generation only had Yuhi Kurenai, and Uzumaki Naruto’s generation only had Hinata Hinata. One, which shows how rare normal creatures like gentle women are in Konoha.

Haven't you seen this ordinary woman be so hot?I think you can all guess what those powerful female ninjas look like.

Although Shuixiang is also a little pervert, but... . .Facing this kind of battle, he really can't accept it. He is a proactive person, so it's okay for him to tease others, but if others tease him, Shuixiang really can't accept it, and there are so many women. , a woman with green eyes.

He hurriedly protected his body, then hid his body in the water anxiously, and said tremblingly to the group of women: "You, you, you, you! How did you recognize me? I remember I didn't announce it. Live up to your appearance!"

Because there was some fog before, these women didn't see much of Shuixiang's appearance. They could only vaguely see some outlines, which were very similar to the photos they had been licking all day long, so they were expecting and excited, and when they heard Shuixiang After Xiang admitted it, they became really excited!

In fact, Shui Xiang was also confused. If he were normal, he would never admit it, but have you ever seen a woman rush directly to the men's bathhouse?Um. . .Women, they came in a group, haven’t you seen them before?Even if you see it, you will panic!So Shuixiang's IQ plummeted.

After that, the group of women hurriedly ran to the edge of the bathtub. When they saw Shui Xiang's face with its own beautification effect, eh. . .It's over.

"Wow! Master Shuixiang is so handsome!"

"Yes, yes! Even more handsome than the photo!"

"And this shy little expression~Wow! My heart!"

"No, no, no! My nose is bleeding!"

When had Shuixiang encountered such a thing?When have you seen him being teased by others?Generally speaking, he teases other people, such as Shiro, Hinata, Shizune, etc. It's really a lot of fun.

but now. . .He was scared.

"No, no, no! How do you know who I am?"

"We are members of Suixiang-sama's support group in Konoha! Your photo has been released a long time ago, but it is only in Konoha now, so don't worry, Suixiang-sama, we won't tell anyone. This only belongs to Konoha." Glory!"

Glory?Rongguang, your sister!Are all fans so irritable nowadays?

Jiraiya was jealous, really and completely jealous this time!Why are his fans all a bunch of big-headed guys, while Shuixiang’s fans are little sisters, big sisters, etc.!This is not fair!

Shui Xiang naturally doesn't know what Jiraiya is thinking, but Shui Xiang doesn't have the heart to think about that now. When did he have a support group of Konoha fans?How could he not know about such a beautiful and shameful thing?

Trying to recall this matter, he seems to have some impression of it. It seems that when he invited people from Konoha to have barbecue, Yamanaka Ino and Haruno Sakura raised this matter at Xiaoqiang's table. If you guessed it correctly, If I'm wrong, then it should be the two of them.

I originally thought it was just two kids playing around, joking or something. After all, the two of them who had just graduated didn't have that much experience to run a fan group. But what Shuixiang didn't expect was that the two of them really... All of them were found. Although his appearance was exposed, it seemed that the support group was developing well.

but. . .This was not the time to think about these things. The looks in the eyes of these big sisters were so scary that even Shuixiang couldn't help but feel scared.

Hugging his body tightly in embarrassment, Shui Xiang looked at them hesitantly and said, "There's no problem with taking photos or anything like that, and I can treat you to dinner later, but... this is a men's bathhouse, can we have it? Do you want to take a shower first? Don’t worry, I will never run away. I am very happy to have you lovely fans!"

After hearing Shuixiang's words, the eyes of these women brightened even more!What an honor it is to have dinner with your idol!

but. . .I absolutely can't leave here. It's not that I don't believe in Shuixiang, but this opportunity is too rare!There is a good chance that I can see Master Shuixiang naked!If you go back and tell them this, will you envy them to death?

so!Can't go!

Thinking of this, the one who looked like the leader among the dozen women said directly to Shuixiang: "Hello, Master Shuixiang, I am the captain of the 29th team of the Konoha fan support group."

"Pfft!!! How many more?"

"Squad 29!"

"Hey...can I ask how many members there are in your support group..."

"Okay Master Shuixiang, there are a total of 670 members of the Konoha Fans Support Group, and there are a total of 40 teams. However, we do not need just anyone to recruit members. First of all, they must be loyal readers of Master Shuixiang. Secondly, It must be a woman, after all, we, men, cannot understand Master Shuixiang’s feelings!”

"..."

There are 670 people. According to the quality of Konoha women, most of them are passable!No matter how bad they are, there are still dozens of extremely beautiful ones!

Thinking of this, Jiraiya completely exploded!

"Wow!" He stood up from the bath!Then he grabbed Shuixiang's shoulders and lifted him up with a look of despair, and then shouted loudly: "Why! They are all famous writers! Your fans are little sisters and big sisters, and my fans are all He’s a big man who picks his feet! It’s not fair, it’s not fair!”

Shuixiang can understand Jiraiya's mood. After all, for perverts like them, young ladies are indispensable, and Jiraiya, who does not have a single female fan, heard that he had 600 fans in Konoha alone. With many female fans, it is very normal for him to feel unbalanced.

only. . .

"You idiot! Put me down quickly! If you want to show it, show it yourself! I don't want to!!!"

Shui Xiang had a look of horror on his face. He scanned the dumbfounded young ladies with his peripheral vision and found that their confused pupils were full of hidden excitement. Seeing this, Shui Xiang was completely frightened!

"What? How dare you call your teacher an idiot? Have you forgotten the taste of my iron fist of love!"

"That's not the point! The point is that we are naked now!!!"

"Uh...ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh..."

Jiraiya finally reacted at this time, and then he hurriedly shouted and let go of Shuixiang's arm, and then "Plop!" "Plop!" Two times, Shuixiang and Jiraiya sat directly in the pool again. .

And the expressions of the two of them now are also very exciting. They are red and green for a while. The red is because of extreme shyness and shame, while the green shows that they are really very uneasy inside now.

However, these women did not show the screams and panic they imagined. Although shyness was inevitable, they did not do anything particularly radical. Instead, they waited for Shuixiang and the others to sit down, and then spoke as calmly as possible. : "Since Mr. Shuixiang wants to take a bath, then we will wait for you on the side. From time to time, we can give you and this master drinks and food."

"puff!"

Are all women today so open-minded?This is a men’s bathhouse!And these two big men are both naked, are you waiting on them?Serve a ghost!

Shuixiang felt that this was not possible. Although he liked the young ladies, he could never let them tease him, so he decided to reject them. However, before he could say anything, Jiraiya, who had heart-eyed eyes, immediately became excited. Said: "Okay, okay! Thank you so much. My disciple has lovely fans like you. I am really happy for him!"

Jiraiya's words behind these words were very sanctimonious, but it would be even more perfect if the peach blossoms in his eyes and the rough breath from his nose were gone.

After hearing Jiraiya's words, the group of women seemed to have received orders from their superiors. They all sat next to Shuixiang and Jiraiya, and then poured them wine and squeezed their shoulders with smiles on their faces. Or something like that (the customs of Naruto World are based on Japan. I don’t know how much you know about Japan. If you are interested, you can check it out, such as various service industries. In fact, this part written by Big Orange is not too exaggerated. ...), making Shuixiang feel embarrassed and helpless.

In the end, he could only look at Jiraiya with his mouth twitching and said, "By the way, do you have a bottom line... Is this really good?"

At this time, Jiraiya had also recovered a little from the excitement just now, and was enjoying the care of the young ladies comfortably. After hearing Shuixiang's words, he said with a look of enjoyment: "Well~ don't say that~ No matter what, you can’t let down the kindness of your fans, don’t you think so?”

"Yes! What this adult said is correct~"

"Don't worry, Mr. Shuixiang. We all do it out of love for you, and we just want to do what we can for you. After all, you have written so many things that moved us."

"Yes yes yes!"

Hearing what these women said, Shui Xiang was really speechless. He had never experienced this kind of treatment, whether in his previous life or this life. He was so frightened that he didn't say anything. Now he is still keeping a distance from them in fear. After all, his image in the outside world is still very good.

Shuixiang sighed again, and then said helplessly: "Okay... thank you very much. As a thank you, how about I treat you to barbecue later?"

"Wow!!! Thank you, Shuixiang-sama!"

"We will definitely remember it!"

"Uh... Isn't this enough..." Shui Xiang said with a slight twitch in the corner of his mouth.

After all, you can eat barbecue as much as you want, so that's fine. After the Konoha incident is over, you can give the fans the right to eat at that barbecue restaurant as much as you want, as a way of thanking them for their support.

To be honest, Shuixiang is still a very nice person at certain times.

After that, although Shuixiang was still a little embarrassed, he was no longer as nervous as before, and Jiraiya was also enjoying the care of the young ladies with a satisfied face, but neither of them overstepped and made any excessive moves. Talking and laughing with the ladies honestly.

I have to say that Jiraiya is much better than Shuixiang when it comes to chatting with women. After all, the old pervert's name is not for nothing, and those young ladies were also made to laugh by Jiraiya.

Although these jokes are a bit sexual, we are all adults and can still accept this. I just think that although this uncle is a bit lewd, he is still a good person.

And through Jiraiya’s words, we also learned that Jiraiya is Shuixiang’s master. He brought Shuixiang to adulthood and supported him in publishing books, opening a publishing house, and teaching him ninjutsu. Although Shui Xiang dismissed this. After all, except for his strength, he had been supporting him, but he didn't say it out loud. It was better to save him some face at this time.

After all, men have a strong desire to express themselves in front of women. If you expose him at this time, it will undoubtedly be a huge harm to him.

After listening to Jiraiya's words, these young ladies all looked at Jiraiya with grateful faces. If it weren't for him, then it is very likely that they would not be able to see Shuixiang's works, and they would not see such works. The "perfect" man.

The atmosphere was quite pleasant, but just when they were half-baking, two uninvited guests also arrived at the bathhouse.

When Uzumaki Naruto and Ebisu entered the bathhouse, they were frightened by the many young ladies in front of them. Ebisu hurriedly and awkwardly shouted: "Sorry! We didn't mean it! Leave now! Leave now!"

After saying that, without waiting for any reaction from Shuixiang and the others, Ebisu pulled Naruto Uzumaki and ran out.

"That kid just now was..." Jiraiya didn't pay much attention to it, but after seeing Uzumaki Naruto, a familiar feeling came to his heart, and then he looked at Shuixiang calmly and asked.

After hearing Jiraiya's words, Shuixiang smiled and nodded, and also said indifferently: "Well, it's that child, what? Don't you want to touch it?"

"It's not time yet, we'll wait."

"That's up to you~"

"Ha ha."

The girls really didn't understand anything they said, but their calm tone and indifferent expressions were really so handsome!Let’s not talk about Shuixiang. His charm naturally does not need to be described too much.

But even Jiraiya now shows the mature charm of a man, which is really fatal to the young lady. I didn't expect this perverted uncle to be so handsome!So at this time, they all couldn't help but have peach-shaped eyes.

But at this moment, another burst of screams suddenly broke the atmosphere.

Suddenly, they heard harsh screams coming from the women's bathhouse next door, which were also mixed with curses such as "hooligan" and "pervert", and then the voice of Ebisu's constant apology reached them. In the ears. . .