Naruto's Strongest Ice Escape

There are still many public baths in Konoha, so it is not very easy to find Jiraiya.

But Shuixiang had a way. He randomly found a man who looked very wretched, grabbed him, took out a wad of money and said, "Do you know where the most popular bathhouse for women is in Konoha? If you If you take me there, all the money will be yours."

For Shuixiang, there is nothing that money cannot solve. If there is, it must be because the other party does not give enough.

Sure enough, when this particularly wretched-looking man saw the money in Shuixiang's hand, his eyes immediately became lost. He nodded hurriedly and said, "I know, I know! Not far away, sir, are you following me?" I’ll just come!”

After saying that, this wretched-looking man took Shuixiang's arm in one direction, as if he was afraid that Li Mingqiu would regret it, but Shuixiang seemed not used to this, and shook his hand in disgust. Although he didn't say anything, Still looking at the wretched-looking man with a bad expression.

After his hand was thrown away, the wretched-looking man was a little embarrassed, but he didn't dare to offend Shui Xiang. After all, this was the financial owner, so he could only say to Shui Xiang with a smile: "My lord, this way~ Just follow me."

"I know, hurry up and lead the way."

"Yes!"

The bathhouse the wretched-looking man mentioned was not very far away from them. After walking for about 10 minutes, the two people stood in front of the bathhouse door.

But while walking, Shui Xiang suddenly thought of something that was very beneficial to him.

He also understands that he is a super road idiot, but he has never been willing to admit it, but if this matter can be solved, then he will undoubtedly be very happy.

And the way he came up with it was that if he wanted to go somewhere in the town, just like now, he would pay some money and let someone else take him, after all. . .We have money!

Thinking of this, Shuixiang couldn't help but praise his IQ. There were not many people as smart as him.

Then, he giggled.

"Sir? The place has arrived, do you think..."

The wretched-looking man looked at Shui Xiang flatteringly. After saying these words, he kept rubbing his hands together. That expression was really as wretched as he could be.

His words undoubtedly brought Shuixiang back from his fantasy. After hearing his words, Shuixiang looked at the wretched man narrowly and said: "I know~ But before that, I have another question to think about. I want to ask you~"

"Eh? What's the problem? Don't worry, sir! I must tell you everything I know!"

Hearing this, the smile on Shuixiang's face became even brighter, and then he looked at the wretched man and said, "By the way, have you ever seen Superman? Well... this joke is a bit old, let's change it to another one."

"Then let me ask you this, by the way~~~Do you know Captain America?"

"I haven't seen him before. Who is he?"

"I am!"

"Eh?"

"Whoosh!"

As expected of a person who has mastered the teleportation technique to a very bad level, the wretched-looking man only heard a "whoosh!" and didn't even see Shuixiang's movements. The bastard disappeared.

Seeing this result, the wretched-looking man was stunned and stood there stupidly unable to say a word.

what is this?Didn't you even get a ticket and left?

wrong. . .I'm so fucking deceived!

Thinking of this, the wretched-looking man became angry, absolutely angry!good!Didn't you lie to me?You think I don’t know what you’re doing here!Isn't it just for peeping?

good!I'll let you peek!

The wretched man did not just leave. Instead, he squatted there and waited for 5 minutes before shouting in the direction of the women's bathhouse: "There is a gangster! He is peeping at the women's bathhouse!!!"

As soon as the roar ended, the wretched man heard bursts of screams coming from the women's bathhouse, followed by angry curses.

After hearing these sounds, the wretched man smiled with satisfaction, and then left humming a tune with his hands behind his back. After all, he knew that Shui Xiang was a ninja, and an ordinary person would definitely not be able to defeat him, so it was better to leave first.

Having cheated the person who had just cheated him, the wretched man felt very happy.

but. . .

In the men's bathhouse, Jiraiya was excited when he suddenly heard a man's roar. He then hurriedly looked behind him, but he didn't find anyone else, so I was filled with doubts.

At this moment, Jiraiya, who was quite puzzled, suddenly heard the commotion in the women's bathhouse, and then he reacted. Then he hurriedly looked at the women's bathhouse through the gap and found that there was no one inside.

He was angry. . .

"Which bastard shouted that! Stand up for me! I have to chop you to death!"

As soon as he finished speaking, Jiraiya, who originally thought that no one would answer him, immediately heard a voice.

"Hey~ Isn't this our beloved Toad Sage Jiraiya? What? Who are you angry with?"

After saying this, Shui Xiang walked in from the door wrapped in a bath towel and carrying two bottles of wine. He looked at Jiraiya with a half-smile, and the expression on his face was as narrow as possible.

After hearing Shuixiang's words, Jiraiya couldn't help but be startled, and then immediately changed to an angry expression and shouted at Shuixiang: "It must be your kid! You have always liked to disturb me to collect information! You don't know Will this destroy my inspiration? How can I write a book without inspiration? How can I support your publishing house if I don’t write a book? How many people will be unemployed in your publishing house if I can’t support it? If there are too many unemployed people, what will happen? How much burden will it bring to the Fire Nation? Will the Daimyo get a headache if the burden increases? If he has a headache, he will definitely ask me why I don’t write a book! At that time, I will definitely say that your kid influenced me, and then you will be finished !do you know?"

"Are you an idiot..." Shui Xiang, whose mouth twitched crazily, wiped the cold sweat from his forehead and looked at Jiraiya speechlessly.

What happened to this old pervert?A few months ago I wasn’t able to say this!Why has this old pervert become like this after not seeing each other for so many days?

And his logic, although he felt that what he said was wrong, it always seemed very reasonable, leaving Shuixiang with no way to argue with it.

After swallowing hard, Shui Xiang explained: "I swear, that shout just now was definitely not mine."

Upon hearing this, Jiraiya immediately said disdainfully: "Your oath is like eating water and eating. I'm not talking about drinking water and eating, but eating every day."

"I'm serious this time! If it was really me who shouted just now, then you won't have PY when you give birth!"

"A disciple

Half a minute, you take off your bath towel and let me see? "

"..."

Is this really Jiraiya?You didn't come from time travel like me, right?

Originally, Shuixiang wanted to see Jiraiya's joke. After all, he knew that the voice he had just cheated was shouted by the person he had tricked, and he could also tease Jiraiya by the way, but he really never expected that, He actually lost to Jiraiya in language!

This!

never mind. . .I don’t know how to confront him at the moment, so I’d better let him go first.

Thinking of this, Shuixiang wiped the cold sweat from his forehead, then looked at Jiraiya with an embarrassed look and said: "Oh~ It's really not me who yelled~ But these are not important, you old man... Well~ Teacher Laiya, go and change quickly, I have wine here~ How about we drink while we soak?"

When peeping this time, Jiraiya did not change into a bathrobe, but wore his very personal "style" clothing. Although it was ugly, it was easy to recognize.

After hearing Shuixiang's words, Jiraiya let him go for the time being, snorted arrogantly, and then said, "Wait for me, I'll be back soon."

After saying that, Jiraiya went out to change clothes, and Shui Xiang breathed a sigh of relief when he saw this result. To be honest, he was really afraid that Jiraiya would say something to antagonize him again. After all, Shui Xiang Xiang also hates the word aggrieved.

Before Jiraiya came back, Shuixiang took the lead in getting into the water, leaning comfortably on the edge of the pool, drinking a small drink and taking a relaxing bath.

Not long after, Jiraiya also walked in from the outside wearing the same outfit as Shuixiang, but he came back with an extra tray in his hand compared to when he left before, and there were two dishes on the tray. The side dishes seemed to be used to accompany the wine.

"By the way, Jiraiya-sensei, why did you come to Konoha? Generally speaking, you won't come back, right? And don't tell me that it's just to get materials. It's simply unnecessary."

Shui Xiang drank wine again and again, while smiling at Jiraiya and asked. Although he already had an answer in his heart, he still asked.

And Jiraiya never thought of lying to him or anything. If he said who he trusted the most in the world, then it was undoubtedly Shuixiang and Tsunade. After all, they were childhood sweethearts and raised one by one. These two people had already became his relative.

Therefore, without saying anything else, he directly said to Shuixiang: "It's for two people."

"Uzumaki Naruto and Orochimaru, right?"

"Well, that's the two of them."

Jiraiya didn't have any doubts about why Shuixiang knew about it. After all, his disciple was much smarter than him, and he also knew a lot more than him, so he directly said to Shuixiang: "What? You contacted Have you passed them?"

Hearing this, Shui Xiang took another sip, and then said with a smile: "Well, I have seen them all, including your illegitimate son."

Stunned, Jiraiya was stunned by Shuixiang, and then hurriedly defended: "When did I have an illegitimate child? Please explain it to me quickly! I'm not married yet!"

"I know, I was just teasing you and wanted to see your reaction. By the way, your reaction just now was really very similar to the expression of a man who was caught having an affair."

"..."

There is reincarnation in the way of heaven, who does the sky bypass?

At this moment, Jiraiya finally realized what Shuixiang once said.

After stroking the bulging veins on his forehead, Jiraiya tried his best to remain calm and said to Shuixiang, "How are they? The two people you came into contact with."

"Those two people~~~ I'll tell you later, someone is coming."

Hearing this, Jiraiya also nodded. After all, he also heard many hurried footsteps outside. Some things were more appropriate for the master and apprentice to discuss alone.

"call!!!"

Just after the two of them finished speaking, the door curtain outside was suddenly opened with force, and there was a loud whistling sound. Then Shuixiang and Jiraiya heard a burst of angry female voices.

"Where's that pervert! Come forward!"

"Yes! How courageous! How dare you peek in Konoha!"

Shuixiang and Jiraiya turned around and immediately saw a dozen angry elder sisters. Although they were wearing clothes, their measurements were still clearly visible to the two big perverts.

It's just that although they are very excited now, this situation doesn't seem to be suitable for hooking up or something. After all, these two grown men are naked. . .

Usually when teasing others, these two people will be very smooth, their little mouths may be talkative, and they are also extremely thick-skinned.

But the current situation does not seem to be suitable for doing that kind of thing. It seems that no one dares to go into battle with bare buttocks, right?This is the situation of Shuixiang and Jiraiya.

With a very embarrassed look on his face, Shui Xiang hid in the water with only his head exposed and hurriedly said to the women: "Well... that pervert has run away a long time ago, so can you leave here first? After all, it won't have much impact. good."

Shuixiang felt that after he said this, there would undoubtedly be two outcomes. One was that the other party believed what he said and then left with a curse, and the other was that the other party did not believe it and instead tried to check it carefully. However, This would undoubtedly be embarrassing.

But what he didn't expect was that the reality turned out to be a third result. When those women saw Shuixiang's appearance, they were all stunned!

Within a few seconds, everyone looked at Shuixiang very excitedly, and then chirped, "Isn't this Master Shuixiang!"

"Yes, yes! I didn't expect that we would meet him here!"

"Wow! I'm so happy that I can actually meet Master Shuixiang!"

"Don't talk about this now! Master Shuixiang is now... Hehe! We must not let him run away!"

"Yes, yes! No matter what, you have to take a photo with us and sign your name!"

"Idiot! That's not what I'm talking about! Mr. Shuixiang has no clothes on right now!"

"Uh... Ahem, I'm... I'm still young~"

"Then I'm here!"

"No! Everyone together!"

After hearing what these women said, Shui Xiang was stunned. Why did he feel like these female hooligans were going to eat him?Is it going to end early today?

Jiraiya, on the other hand, looked at Shuixiang with a jealous look on his face, he also wrote a book!Why is there such a big difference!

But he still sighed in his heart: "Sure enough, even though we have been away for a long time, the women of Konoha are still so tough!"