I'm in Konoha's Lie Flat Simulator

"Ah ah ah ah ah!"

"Logistics escort unit! Class [-]C! Successfully escorted the rocket launcher vehicle!"

"Come..."

"Report!!!"

The four of Yuluo avoided the boulders that kept flying above their heads, and broke into the rear row of Konoha with yellow sand and smoke.

"What about... the fire... rocket launcher vehicle..." A squad leader of the ninja weapon unit was stunned.

"This is not here..." Yu Luo turned around and found that the rocket launcher truck he was dragging had only four wheels left, and the main part had been hit by flying rocks and was gone.

The conversation changed and he spread out the mission scroll: "Brother, you have to prove to us that the artillery truck was destroyed only after it entered your position. It was not damaged on the way we escorted it. Please sign the receipt quickly." !”

"Fart, I didn't even see a cannon stand, how could I sign it!" the ninja weapon squad leader cursed angrily.

"You have to speak with your conscience. We just bombed Sunagakure somewhere." Yu Luo argued hard.

"Go, go, don't make trouble here..." The ninja captain suddenly glanced at the sky and roared: "Enter the wall! Avoid the artillery attack!!!"

Sunagakure fired another volley of boulders, forming a black shadow in the sky. Konoha's Thunder Release Ninja immediately used the Thunder Net Ninjutsu to intercept it.

Before Yu Luo could react, in the blink of an eye, a huge boulder smashed the ninja captain in front of him into a meat pie, and blood rushed all over his face.

"Wucao! Are you dead now? You signed it after all!" Yu Luo's eyes widened.

"Put your finger prints..." Ebisu pointed at the Ninja Captain's exposed hand.

"You're such a bad boy." Yu Luo quickly applied some blood on his thumb and put a fingerprint on the mission scroll.

"I learned from you." Ebisu chuckled.

"You..." Maruhoshi Kosuke shook his head.

"Teacher, should we retreat now?" Hinata Xia felt the scene of huge rocks flying in the sky from 360 degrees, and her fear was several times greater than others.

"Well, the logistics troops do not need to participate in the siege battle. We can go to the back to rest." Maruhoshi Kosuke nodded.

"Yes, it's time to take a rest... By the way, teacher, Natsu-chan, can you do me a favor... Can you not report the capture of Ye Cang? I finally found a wet nurse for my shikigami. "Yu Luo requested.

"This..." Maruhoshi Kosuke frowned: "You should know that she is an outstanding jounin. She can escape at any opportunity. If it is just an escape, it is just a trivial matter. What if it causes more serious consequences? …”

"Don't worry, teacher, I have so many shikigami attached to her, how can she escape? I will raise her for three months, and then I will hand it over to the village." Yu Luo requested in a cheeky manner.

"Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu" Ye Cang's cold and pretty face was covered in blood after being hit by a stone, and he was still cursing angrily.

"One month, at most one month, after one month she must be handed over to the village no matter what." Maruhoshi Kosuke is also a person who loves to compromise.

"Hey, okay, but you must not give it to Orochimaru, otherwise the cold-hearted man will definitely dissect him alive." Yuluo could only reluctantly agree.

"Ouch, please stop talking and retreat quickly. Sunagakure will attack again soon." Ebisu urged.

"Slip away..."

……

First, I took Ye Cang to the medical class at the rear. It was during the war, and the ground was full of casualties with minor and serious injuries. The medical ninjas were too busy. Even if Yuluo and Nonoyu had a little relationship, they couldn't get through the back door. , I can only bandage it myself.

He directly wrapped Ye Cang's head like a mummified rabbit, then took away all the things that could easily reveal his identity, tied her up tightly, and forcibly used the transformation technique to turn her into a round and round Bodhidharma roly-poly. He lost the ability to move and could only be led around by a rope.

"I will definitely kill you..." Ye Cang was still cursing fiercely.

"What you have to do now is to keep quiet. If someone discovers your identity and hands it over to Orochimaru, it won't be as simple as being a wet nurse... Do you know anatomy? Click!" Yuluo threatened.

"Hmph..." Ye Cang didn't say anything. Of course, he also understood that he would have more chances to escape if he stayed here. Once he fell into Orochimaru's hands, he didn't plan to show up in one piece.

……

The siege battle is still going on, but the team of Class [-] is already sitting at the back of the battlefield, lying on the beach chairs, drinking Coke, and admiring the fireworks blooming above Platycodon City. The only pity is that the Coke is hot. Losing its chilled soul, the dogs shook their heads after drinking.

"How long will this last? Don't tell me that I have to sleep here at night." Ebisu kept applying sunscreen on his face.

"Who knows, I'm waiting for it to end soon." Yu Luo yawned.

"By the way, is our mission completed? If we fail to complete it this time, we will be the 0% team that failed three missions in a row." Ebisu looked back at Kosuke Maruhoshi, who was negotiating with Madoka Doi, and nodded. He looked like he was being scolded.

"If you can't finish it, you can't finish it. When you are late for school for the first time, you will be very scared. When you are late for ten times, you will become invincible. This is called having a lot of debts and not having to worry about it, and having a lot of lice and not itching." Yu Luo Lying down relaxedly, he was even thinking about whether there was a way to master the Ice Release Shikigami.

"We are all good students, not as shameless as you." Ebisu rolled his eyes.

"Take shamelessness as pride." Ye Cang also spoke sarcastically at the right time.

Not long after, Maruhoshi Kosuke also came back, still with a forced smile on his face.

"How are you, teacher? Can you pass?" Ebisu asked anxiously.

Kosuke Maruhoshi shook his head helplessly. He had obviously done a good job, but why was it so difficult to complete the task?

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh... We will not be kicked out of the logistics force!" Ebisu was horrified.

"That's not the case. Madoka Doi is quite tolerant of those who fail the mission. The ten thousand year genin cooperates with the ten thousand year defeated class... they are a perfect match, hahaha..." Kosuke Maruhoshi laughed like a self-mockery, trying to take advantage of the situation. This makes the team members more relaxed.

"Is that what he calls tolerance? I'm embarrassed to expose it. It's not just public property that's destroyed when it's destroyed. We just need money to rebuild it. Even though he scolded him fiercely, I'm not sure how happy he is." Yu Luo picked his ears and didn't care. road.

"Is there such a thing?" Ebisu was stunned.

"Of course. If you pick up the pork after it falls on the ground, what's on your hands? Oil and water!" Yu Luo rubbed his fingers.

"Don't talk nonsense, be careful not to let others listen." Maruhoshi Kosuke frowned, wondering how his student could be smarter than the old politician.

"Good guy, this fat pig is so hateful. It is simply exploiting Konoha's assets." Ebisu cursed.

"You don't hate exploitation, you hate that it's not you who exploits others." Yu Luo chuckled.

"That's right. Why don't we take refuge with Madoka Doi? You eat meat, so we can drink some soup!" Ebisu's eyes lit up.

"You were a fat pig just now, and now you are a fat lord?"

"Make money, it's not shabby!"

"I also have this intention...hehehe, I'm just afraid that the adults will look down on us..."

"Corrupt together, make money together, hehehe..."

Kosuke Maruboshi felt his temples swell because there was a secret order from the Hokage hidden in his prosthetic limb.

[Find out Madoka Dohei’s corruption and malfeasance on the battlefield of the Kingdom of Wind and his accomplices behind the scenes, and then bring them to justice. 】

If things continue as they are now, I'm afraid it won't be long before he has to exterminate his family for the sake of justice.