I'm in Konoha's Lie Flat Simulator

"Hey, guy above, I'm Ye Cang. I've captured Konoha's new rocket car. You guys quickly put the rope down." Yuluo used his transformation technique and twisted his voice to imitate Ye Cang's shouting.

"You are really like a woman." Ebisu smiled and leaned forward and backward.

"You don't look like you in women's clothing." Yu Luo smiled foolishly.

Ye Cang stared at Yu Luo, as if he wanted to eat someone.

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"My name is Xiu Mu, I am a member of Sunagakure's support team. I have a dream, that is to marry Ye Cang..."

"However, fate plays tricks on people. The sons of common people will always be common people. The greedy teacher who leads the team will always ask you to pay protection fees, but never teaches you real skills."

"Without the teachings of ninjutsu, I can only practice basic sword skills day after day. Maybe I can only be a useless genin for the rest of my life, or die silently in a corner..."

"Today I finally got a chance to get close to the heroine in my heart - Master Ye Cang was caught in a quicksand crisis while performing a mission. As the nearest support force, we immediately went there with tools."

"When we rushed to the rescue site, the entire quicksand field had collapsed, and the area even reached hundreds of meters. This is a rare situation in the entire desert. We have built a lifting platform. I hope Lord Ye Cang is safe."

"It's Ye Cura-sama's voice! She's still alive! She even captured Konoha's ninja weapons! She really deserves to be Ye Cura-sama..."

"We must rescue Mr. Ye Cang quickly. Maybe this quicksand pit will expand. Fortunately, the rope of the rescue belt is long enough..."

"It's so heavy...Is this Konoha's ninja weapon? Master Yekura is so powerful..."

"Wait, what's going on! Why are there so many people? Stop it! Stop pulling!"

"Do not!!"

"Lord Ye Cang! Why is she tied up with a ball in her mouth!"

"No! It's the Konoha ninjas!!! They captured Lord Hayakura!"

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"Ah...it hurts...my chest was pierced..."

"Is this... am I being thrown into the sand pit?"

"This seems to be a city..."

"Teacher, are you okay? Senior brother? Ryota? Fumio?... As long as you are okay..."

"Wait, I seem to hear something..."

"What evil god... what Shura... go and see?"

"So many corpses...what is this...a rusty samurai armor?"

"What did that voice say? Only one person can become Shura?"

"Teacher? Teacher, what are you doing? Stop fighting! It's me!"

"Ahhh! I'm sorry!"

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"I am Shura!"

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"Old driver, please take me with you. I want to go to Jie Gong~"

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh"

"I'll give you a seat in the car, and you can touch your thighs for me~"

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh"

Yu Luo sat on the rocket launcher car and sang melodious folk songs proudly. The slightly yellow tune made Hinata Xia blush a little, but Ye Cang remained calm. The customs of the Kingdom of Wind were much more open than this.

"Vulgar..." Ebisu poked his little finger contemptuously.

"My student..." Maruhoshi Kosuke shook his head helplessly.

The first time Yu Luo sang, everyone shook their heads in disgust.

Second time: Too noisy.

The third time: Let’s all come together, come together, come together, come together, come together, come together...

Ji Fei dug through the sand, consuming one unit of chakra to advance a hundred kilometers, and found the right direction. In just half a day, the magnificent outline of Platycodon City appeared in his field of vision.

At this moment, an extremely fierce battle is erupting in Platycodon City, with splendid ninjutsu, ninja tools flying all over the sky, and huge ninja weapons roaring.

Konoha's large ninja weapons continued to shoot powerful detonating rockets, dragging long black smoke and falling into Platycodon City, setting off a wave of flames and heat.

However, Sunagakure had already built earth flow walls side by side to minimize the shock wave caused by the explosion.

The Sunagakure ninja troops in Platycodon City also established a position, and a large number of catapults were thrown out after the earth escape ninjas created big rocks.

The war materials produced by cheap labor are not durable. They are often scattered by Konoha's Thunder Release Ninjutsu before they hit Konoha's position, causing minimal damage.

But they also have a big killer weapon, which is the giant shuriken projector, a four-cornered shuriken that is magnified hundreds of times and is ten meters in diameter.

It has extremely high accuracy and strong attack power. It can hit almost wherever it points. Not to mention that the human body cannot block it. Even a rocket launcher will disintegrate on the spot if it is hit.

The strong elasticity makes it more difficult to intercept. Often after a solid wall of earth is erected, the broken iron pieces increase the attack range and randomly take away lucky spectators.

The only limitations are their slow winding speed and high price.

Because it cannot shoot giant shurikens, Sunagakure's ace ninja weapon cannot show its power. This is also the tragedy of poor countries.

This is Orochimaru's strategy to use his almost unlimited wealth to consume the opponent's precious resources and pin them to this thousand-year-old city.

Yu Luo and his escort team crawled out from the Black City and arrived at Platycodon City in a very awkward position. They were on the east side of Platycodon City, while Orochimaru's Konoha troops were directly north of the attack.

"Hahahaha... the main force... we finally found the main force. Fortunately, we have fulfilled our mission... hurry up and return to the army..." Ebisu was moved and laughed.

"Target Sunagakure Ninja Weapons Troops, observers are in place..." Yuluo let out a long shout in the wind and sand.

"What... Lao Luo, what do you want to do..." Ebisu was stunned.

"The observation hand is in place." Hinata Xia hesitated for a moment and immediately took the position of the observation hand.

"The operator is in place..." Yuluo shrugged his eyebrows at Ebisu.

"...Damn, you are such a fool..." Ebisu cursed.

Maruhoshi Kosuke frowned slightly: "If we launch a sneak attack from this position... we are indeed unprepared, but if we expose our position, we will also receive a retaliatory counterattack."

"Teacher, we have a hostage. What are we afraid of? Just cover her head." Yu Luo pointed at Ye Cang.

"Wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo '

"Well...if the sneak attack is successful, it might really make the battle a little easier." Maruhoshi Kosuke thought for a while.

"This guy doesn't think about sneak attacks, he just wants to play with rockets." Ebisu revealed ruthlessly.

"Operator is in place, you bitch, if you miss, I will shoot you out." Yu Luo urged.

Ebisu then climbed onto the console with a curse and started spinning the roulette wheel.

"Direction 11 o'clock, distance 1560 meters, southeast wind speed is very strong..."

"You have to take aim for me. We only have 4 rockets left, so we won't test-fire them." Yu Luo shouted.

"If you force yourself to do it...the wind is so strong, how accurate can this thing be?" Ebisu was completely unsure of the angle, so he could only take a rough gamble.

"Three two one...four rocket salvos!"

A burst of choking smoke hit his face, and four rockets dragged black smoke and flew towards the Platycodon City ninja weapon position.

"Accurate, accurate, accurate!" Yu Luo stared at the boss.

However, a strong wind hit, and the rocket deflected a few degrees in the middle, and flew crookedly towards another stone house, exploding continuously in four directions, setting off a violent sea of ​​fire.

"You fucking hit it wrong!" Yu Luo cursed, quickly jumped out of the rocket car, grabbed the tow rope and pulled the car away.

"Get out! It's obviously because you didn't pull the string well!" Ebisu also jumped down quickly.

Soon, Sunagakure also discovered this death squad that launched a sneak attack on the flank. In order to retaliate, he immediately turned around five catapults and fired stone bombs at them.

Yuluo held the tied Ye Cang in one hand, feeling the boulders flying over his head, the yellow sand flying in all directions on the sand, and the scratching pain on his face. A giant shuriken Cutting across, there are three dolls and an old man with a hunchback, but if his head is ten centimeters taller, his head will move.

"Damn it, where did we hit them? As for smashing them like this?" Yu Luo cursed loudly.

"Ah ah ah... didn't you say they wouldn't dare to smash Ye Cang while they were carrying it?" Ebisu shouted in fear.

"Who knows...can't you see clearly from too far away? I wonder if they also have telescopes!" Yu Luo wondered as he ran.

When he turned Ye Cang over and took a look, he almost peed in fear.

A stone as big as a basketball was firmly covering Ye Cang's face.