I'm in Konoha's Lie Flat Simulator

"My name is Ye Cang. I am 16 years old. I am female. I consider my appearance to be an 8."

"I have been an outstanding ninja since I was a child. I was raised by my family as the pillar of the family."

"I am a lone wolf walking in the desert, with no friends or teammates, because when my ninjutsu is activated, any creature within a hundred meters will be roasted into dried meat, and weak teammates will only become an obstacle for me to kill. .”

“I don’t know what happiness feels like, and I’ve never known what it feels like to laugh.”

"From the day I left the village when I was 6 years old and killed the first person, I have contaminated countless lives, including innocent children and defenseless old people."

"I thought that the King of Hell would be afraid of people like me."

"I have done a lot of evil in my life, and I don't believe in retribution."

"But I didn't expect the punishment to come so quickly."

"That's why I'm being exposed to this team of Konoha idiots!"

"Hold it, absolutely -

Can't laugh! "

……

"One day, I asked the master: Master, what is the happiest thing in life?"

The master caught a seven-star ladybug, wrapped it in flour and gave it to me.

I said, "Master, do you mean that even though a person is as small as an insect and spends his life crawling around in the mortal world, he will definitely encounter happy things?"

"No, it's Bai Lao."

Except for Ebisu, no one understood Yuluo's high-class jokes. Until Yuluo explained that free prostitution means taking things without paying, Maruhoshi Kosuke not only did not laugh, but even reprimanded Yuluo for being immoral.

"It feels good for a while to have sex for free, and it will always feel good to have sex for free." Yu Luo didn't care.

"It's my turn, it's my turn." Ebisu suddenly paused and found that he was full of dirty jokes, which seemed inappropriate.

"Go, go, let the teacher come. If the teacher lives a long time, there will definitely be more jokes." Yu Luo waved his hand.

"..." Maruhoshi Kosuke was helpless and had to go through the process: "Once I stayed at a farmhouse in the countryside and cooked a pot of bullfrog soup for them. A little girl asked me if the bullfrog mother didn't go back, what would happen to the little ones at home? Will the baby be worried?"

"I told her, don't worry, the bullfrog family is all in this pot..."

"Hahahaha...hell's joke." The whole team laughed immediately.

Ye Cang rolled his eyes when he heard this.

"Is it my turn...I don't seem to have any jokes...if I have to tell them..." Hinata Xia was not in a good mood, so she just reluctantly told a homophonic joke that didn't quite seem like it.

Several people smiled respectfully.

"Is it my turn again? Ahem, Ye Cang, you heard me clearly, I guarantee you will still be grinning after leaving the pure land of the underworld."

"Ahem, it's about a person who mistakenly swallowed the artificial eye into his mouth. In the end, it got stuck in the O door and couldn't be taken out. So he went to the hospital. After seeing it, the anorectal doctor fainted on the spot. When he woke up, he said: "I've been looking at it all my life. Fart O, I didn’t expect to be looked at by Fart O in the end..."

"Chi..." Hinata Xia couldn't help laughing.

Kosuke Maruhoshi was unhappy.

Because his eyes are prosthetic eyes.

"Boring." Ye Cang turned away coldly, his toes almost twisting into knots in order to hold back his laughter.

At this moment, there was a clear chirp in the night sky, the voice of a ninja hawk, and at the same time, shouts from far and near came from the silent night: "Lord Ye Cang! Lord Ye Cang!!!"

Ye Cang raised his eyebrows and sneered: "You can prepare to surrender."

"Hey...how do you treat the prisoners? Do you have meat for every meal?" Yu Luo sighed.

"Does your torture department have a honey trap?" Ebisu shrank his neck.

Hinata Xia bit her lip, and the tension that had just been relieved suddenly swelled again.

I heard from my father that in order to prevent the blood of the captured Hyuga clan members from leaking out, the clan leader would use the Cage Bird Seal to kill them.

"Children... no matter what, we can't let this woman return to Sunagakure alive." Maruhoshi Kosuke sighed sadly.

"No...Teacher, what do you want to do?" Ebisu was nervous for a while.

"Teacher, don't think too hard, anything is possible while you are alive!" Yu Luo's eyes widened, he was most afraid of death.

"I'm sorry, children... forgive my selfishness." It seemed as if Maruhoshi Kosuke had made the most difficult decision in his life. He gritted his teeth and made a seal, and his body fell sharply. The whole quicksand pit suddenly shook and sank. The speed poured down like a waterfall.

"Old thing! You actually...!" Ye Cang gritted his teeth.

The moment the quicksand poured down, the adsorption force of the quicksand on the body also disappeared. Maruhoshi Kosuke grabbed the hands of Yuluo and Ebisu and threw them to the shore with all his strength.

"Teacher!" Yuluo flew more than ten meters into the air, immediately waved his hand to summon eight blades, spliced ​​them into a disc, and tried to catch Maruboshi Kosuke.

However, something unexpected happened. The moment Yuluo landed, he still fell into quicksand. This quicksand was too big!It's so big that hundreds of meters in radius are collapsing!

Maruboshi Kosuke's last rescue method failed, and Yuluo still fell into the quicksand, and was swallowed by the endless sand in a few seconds.

The feeling of being wrapped and swallowed by fine sand is like being kissed by a giant beast of death. The darkness clings to you tightly, squeezing the air in your lungs little by little, and a sense of suffocation ensues.

Just when everyone thought they were going to die!

An incredible scene happened, they fell into the sky!

Yes!After a few minutes of being swallowed by the quicksand, they actually took off and flew into the air.

There is actually a huge cave underneath this desert. Everyone is floating in the air as if they have fallen into a bottomless pit, and the fine sand is pouring around like a waterfall.

"Ahhhhhhh!!! What the hell! Did the Pure Land of the Underworld fall in? Ahhhhh!" Ebisu's frightened scream rang out from beside him.

"Shikigami summoned? Lantern Ghost!" Yu Luo lit up a small paper figurine, and instantly the dark surroundings lit up with a light red light.

Before Yu Luo could see the situation clearly, a kunai came through the air and opened a large gash in his neck.

"Wairen?" Yu Luo immediately turned around and saw that Ye Cang had broken free from the restraints and was holding two shurikens and was shooting them here again.

Clang!This time Yu Luo reacted in time, and the snake scales spread to his arms to block the hidden weapon.

And Kosuke Maruhoshi also reacted, stretched out his hand and threw several shurikens, but they were all blown away by Hayakura's gust of wind.

"It's your choice!" Yu Luo waved his hand to summon eight blades, which flew towards him in a colorful and scattered manner.

Ye Cang was good at more ninjutsu than expected. He took out a slender chain from his ninja tool bag and counterattacked with a spin, sending the Yami blade flying in all directions.

"You...can you please stop fighting? Where are we going to fall!!!" Ebisu waved his hands at a loss.

"Burning escape? Kill by steaming!" Ye Cang raised his eyebrows and quickly formed seals.

Suddenly, dozens of square meters of space turned into a microwave oven, and the temperature rose crazily under the scorching heat of five small fireballs.

"It's hot, it's scalding me to death!" Yu Luo even felt that the blood in his body was about to boil, and he couldn't even control the Baqi Blade.

"You will become mummies under this desert!" Ye Cang's cold tone was completely opposite to the burning ninjutsu.

However, just a second after she finished pretending to beep, there was a bang, and everyone fell to the ground almost at the same time. Fortunately, the ground was still covered with sand dunes like hills, so that the height of several hundred meters would not cause people to fall into pieces. meat pie.

However, it also knocked people out of their wits, and they didn't know where to go.

Yu Luo shook his head vigorously. There were stars in front of his eyes, and he could only vaguely see the surrounding scene.

Kosuke Maruboshi's old bones couldn't stand the tossing, and he fell on the sand dune with blood at the corners of his mouth.

Ebisu's landing position was terrible, and his whole head was planted in the sand like an ostrich. Only his struggling legs showed that he was still alive.

Hinata Natsu was lying flat on the sand dune, struggling and coughing in pain. He must have suffered a heavy fall this time.

She looked back in a daze and saw Ye Cang. She also stood up in a daze and found Yu Luo in front of her. She slowly raised her hand, preparing to form a seal.

"Fuck!" Yu Luo rushed forward without even thinking, holding Ye Cang's hand firmly with one hand and clasping their fingers together to prevent her from completing the Burning Escape, and even slammed his head against the bridge of her nose.

The sharp pain of this collision made Ye Cang wake up a little. He suddenly raised his knees and hit Yu Luo's crotch, cutting off his legs.

"Ugh!!!" After a critical hit to her vitals, Yu Luo's eyes widened to the limit, and he clamped her legs with both legs. He didn't dare to let go of his hand at all, and continued to hit her head with all his strength.

Ye Cang gritted his teeth and counterattacked with a headbutt.

The two of them just hit me with one head and I hit you with the other. They rolled down the high sand dunes in a daze, and both of them hit their heads on a protruding black stone at the same time.

Yu Luo stared at Jin Xing's last consciousness, and saw the truth of the entire underground world in a trance...

This is actually an underground city!