I'm in Konoha's Lie Flat Simulator

"That Ye Cang...she seems to have been sucked by the quicksand." Hinata Xia confirmed again and again that it was the four detonating rockets that had just exploded, which collapsed a bottomless hollow area under the desert, causing the quicksand to subside, and Ye Cang It was in the center of the sinking, and it was firmly sucked. It couldn't be pulled out, and it was still sinking slowly.

After confirming again and again that Ye Cang was not pretending to be a bait, the four of them pushed the rocket car to the edge of the quicksand. Looking at Ye Cang in the whirlpool of quicksand, half of his body had already sunk in, and he was unable to struggle, which made people feel... funny.

"Hahahahaha... Come, take a photo of us and sell it to the newspaper. I'm afraid we can get a good price." Yuluo quickly stuffed a camera into Ebisu and compared it.

The background is Ye Cang's hateful expression that wants to bite someone.

"Scorching escape? Lantern fire!"

With a quick seal, a small orange-red fireball hit Yuluo's back.

Maruhoshi Kosuke swung the big iron pot and scattered the fireball with a whirlwind. He frowned and said, "Be careful, she can still move."

"It's my turn, let me do it." Ebisu-san squatted in front of Ye Cang and let Yu Luo snap a group photo.

With the enemy taking turns to take pictures in front of him, Ye Cang felt as humiliated as...

"Teacher, Xia Jiang, do you want to take a photo?" Yu Luo raised the camera.

"No." Maruhoshi Kosuke stiffly refused.

"I don't want it either..." Hinata Xia shook his head.

"Come together, we have never taken a photo together. Come on, Qingji will help us take one. This is our first and most successful hunting in Class [-]." Yu Luo threw the camera away and pulled the teacher He Xia squatted beside the sand pit and clicked.

A whole class photo was taken, and the background was Ye Cang's angry eyes that wanted to kill someone.

However, the quicksand is like this. The more she struggles, the faster she sinks. Now that she is being sucked out from the waist down, she will definitely not be able to get out on her own. She can only endure the humiliation and bear the burden and wait for these Konoha brats to drag her out...

"Teacher, catch him alive!" Ebisu begged eagerly.

"...This person is very dangerous." Maruhoshi Kosuke also frowned slightly. In Ye Cang's state, he could kill her with just a kunai without taking any risks.

Of course, even if you don't talk about credit for capturing a bloody ninja from an enemy village alive, your influence alone can probably influence the outcome of the battle, right?

"Find your wealth in danger, teacher! We can retire directly after this job!" Yu Luo also advised.

"Then it's up to you." Maruhoshi Kosuke felt helpless when he heard that he, a student who was full of slanderous words.

"Thank you, teacher. Hehe, does the teacher know the sealing technique?" Yu Luo asked quickly.

"No." Maruhoshi Kosuke shook his head.

"Ah, aren't you a subordinate of the second generation, with the strength of a jounin?" Ebisu opened his mouth wide.

"That's it, why can't you even know such a simple sealing technique..."

Snapped!The always good-tempered Kosuke Maruhoshi couldn't help but hit the two boys on the head.

"Use a rope." Hinata found a beef tendon rope specially used to restrain ninjas.

"Who's going to tie him up?" The two of them looked at each other, neither of them dared. After all, Ye Cang's hands were still free, and it would be very easy to fight back and kill someone.

It was safer to let the shikigami go over, as the shikigami obviously didn't know how to tie special ninja knots.

"Go ahead, you're lucky." Ebisu declined.

"Go ahead, haven't you specialized in the art of binding?" Yu Luo was equally modest.

"Go ahead, you have to give this good thing to your elder brother."

"You go, big brother will reward you."

The two were both modest and evasive.

"Ahem... you are shadow clones." Maruhoshi Kosuke coughed.

"Yes!" The two of them suddenly realized.

"I'll go! Although I'm not good at rope skills, there's still no problem in tying my hands."

"I'll go, I'll be able to wear turtle shells!"

The two fought again, and in the end their fate could only be decided with rock-paper-scissors.

Ok, Yuluo won, he formed a shadow clone, laid a wooden board on his abdomen, took the tendon rope, and slowly rowed towards the middle of the quicksand.

"Miss Ye Cang... let's pull you out now. Don't even think about resisting, otherwise we won't be able to save you if you fall." Yu Luo's shadow clone was as excited as his main body.

"Hey... Konoha's bastard of chaos!" Ye Cang looked at the beef tendon rope in Yuluo's hand and snorted coldly. With this kind of trick, no matter how strong the binding is, he can still get out as long as he finds an opportunity to dislocate his hand bones.

Yu Luo's shadow clone slowly approached Ye Cang: "Stretch your hands over here, I'll tie them up for you, and then pull you up."

"When I get up there, I'll steam you to death..." Ye Cang silently held a grudge in his heart, but still obediently handed over his hand.

"I know what you are thinking about. After you get up there, roast us into dried meat..." Yu Luoying's clone chuckled and waved his hand to summon eight blades, like drops of blood, spliced ​​and coiled around Ye Cang's neck. , with just one consciousness, he can close the blade in one second and cut off the entire head neatly.

"You...!" Ye Cang instantly felt that these brats were not so easy to deal with.

"No, yours. My name is Yu Luo. I am the only good person in the escort team. Now I declare: You have become my prisoner. Please accept the transformation of the will of fire." The shadow clone used the beef tendon rope hard. Separate and wrap Ye Cang's fingers one by one, making it impossible for her to form seals.

"Damn it, as long as I find a chance..." Ye Cang gritted his teeth tightly.

The shadow clone tied the end of the beef tendon rope to the kunai and threw it back.

The main body caught the kunai, and the four people pulled the rope at the same time and began to pull Ye Cang out of the quicksand pit. Yuluo even shouted a slogan.

"Pull out the radish, pull out the radish, hey, hey, yo, pull out the radish...Wori, this big radish is so heavy."

"Can you stop being so funny? Have you ever seen such a beautiful and slim carrot?" Ebisu grinned and tried hard.

"When it gets daylight, it might turn into a dried carrot. Look at it. Isn't it beautiful?"

Ye Cang wanted to kill people after hearing this, but he could only rely on them to escape.

The four of them worked together, and Ye Cang was being dragged out of the quicksand pit little by little. She was ready to fight back. As soon as her feet left the sand pit, she would use the Burning Release Chakra to forcibly fuse the tendon rope. , it didn’t matter that the meridians of his hand were burned, and then he quickly used the transformation technique to turn into a stone to avoid the blade circle at his neck.

No matter how dangerous it is, you can never be captured and go to the evil Konoha like this.

Then when it reached Ye Cang's calf, he was only one step away from being trapped, and something even more embarrassing happened.

The sand surface under the feet of the four Yuluo people suddenly shook slightly, as if something was broken. The four people were unable to restrain their strength, and they suddenly fell into a larger area of ​​quicksand, and the sand directly submerged their calves.

"Hold the grass!" Yu Luo hurriedly wanted to jump out, but as soon as he exerted force on his feet, he immediately accelerated and sank ten centimeters.

"Don't move! The harder you struggle on the quicksand, the faster you will sink!" Kosuke Maruhoshi immediately stopped the movement of the three of them.

"Then...what should we do..." Ebisu was nervous for a while and could only force his legs to stay still.

"I'll go out first!" Kosuke Maruhoshi threw out a kunai chain, locked it tightly on the rocket car nearby, and used the support point to teleport upward!

boom!There was a duller roar, and the quicksand surface under the rocket car also cracked, and the huge wooden frame sank slightly crookedly.

The four people were trapped from their calves to their thighs.

The three people's faces darkened, and Maruhoshi Kosuke was instantly embarrassed.

"Wait a minute, I have a good idea. Teacher, can you use earth escape to get a piece of flat ground first, and then climb up?" Yu Luo snapped his fingers.

"What else are you talking about! Hurry up and try it!" Ebisu's legs couldn't help but tremble.

The four of them were about to give it a try when Ye Cang, who had remained silent, finally spoke: "If you don't want to die faster, then give up this idea."

"Why, I think it's pretty reliable." Yu Luo turned back and looked at Ye Cang next to him.

"Are you people in Konoha so stupid? Don't you all know the principles of ninjutsu? Ninjutsu relies on chakra to influence the surrounding natural energy to recombine and sort it! You are extracting the earth's energy from the quicksand because you want to trap it. You have to go faster!" Ye Cang yelled angrily.

"Oh, I understand... Just like there is no way to create water escape in a waterless land." Yu Luo understood at this point.

"Then what should we do... We can't just wait here to die, right?" Ebisu said fearfully.

"In this way, you can pull me out of the quicksand pit first, and then I will pull you out." Ye Cang shook the rope in his hand.

"Do you think we are stupid?" Yu Luo raised his middle finger.

"I, Ye Cang, swear in the name of the sky!" Ye Cang said angrily.

"After World War II, you three generations of Kazekage signed a permanent peace agreement, right? Guess what, hey, just slap your butt and refuse to admit it!"

"Now that the Fourth Kazekage is in power, the previous contracts certainly don't count!" Ye Cang tried to reason.

"Who knows if you will change your name to Ikura or Karakura after you go out." Yu Luo rolled his eyes.

"Hey..." Seeing that he couldn't fool them, Ye Cang gritted his teeth and stopped talking. Anyway, Ninja Eagle had already gone back to report the news, so the people from Sunagakure's army must have arrived first.

Just like this, the five people were like radishes in the mud, staring stupidly in the quicksand, accepting the baptism of the moonlight.

Fortunately, it was night. If it were daytime, just a few hours of exposure to the sun would dehydrate them quickly.

"Anyway, I have nothing to do. Let's play a game together. It can relieve our boredom." Yu Luo was the first to speak.

"You are so idle... We are all going to die, and you still play games." Ebisu cried sadly.

"That's wrong. Even if you die, you have to die happily. Teacher, are you right?"

"The truth is correct..." Maruhoshi Kosuke felt a little depressed, and he never expected that after a lifetime of strong winds and waves, he could actually get stuck in a sand pit.

"What game..." Instead, Hinata asked.

"Ye Cang, do you want to come with us?" Yu Luo looked at Ye Cang.

"Huh." Ye Cang still snorted coldly without saying a word.

"Okay, our game is to take turns telling a joke. Whoever's joke can make Ye Cang laugh will be considered the winner." Yuluo smiled.

"..." Several people were silent, they all had a question.

"Can such a cold-faced creature really laugh?"