I'm in Konoha's Lie Flat Simulator

"Teacher, this is the classmate Yu Luo I'm talking about! He gave me the little snake tattoo." Hong Dou recommended Yu Luo without any hesitation.

"Lord Orochimaru, long time no see..." Yu Luo smiled honestly.

"Oh, have we met before?" Orochimaru looked at Yuluo and frowned slightly.

"Hehe, ten years ago, just after the Second World War, my family was too poor to get rid of the problem. It was I who sold my parents' remains to you..." Yu Luo touched his head in embarrassment.

"I remember." Orochimaru nodded. A big kid sold the remains of his parents to make a living. This kind of thing might not happen again even if he lived for 1000 years.

I couldn't help but take another look at Yu Luo. He had black hair and black eyes, handsome appearance, seemingly honest smile, and a shrewd look in his eyes, as if he was about to get some oil from his body at any time.

"Ten years have passed in a flash? Which team are you in now?"

"It's Mr. Maruhoshi Kosuke's logistics supply C-level team." Yuluo answered immediately.

"Well, Maruboshi-senpai is indeed a good candidate to lead the team." It was rare for Orochimaru to say so much.

"In order to thank Orochimaru-sama for taking care of me, this is the tattoo technique Anko mentioned...it is actually the Onmyoji technique "Shikigami Summoning" from a thousand years ago. "Yu Luo took out the onmyoji scroll that he had prepared long ago from his arms and handed it to Orochimaru.

"..." Orochimaru was stunned for a moment. How did this kid know that he wanted to study this technique?

Ebisu was stunned for a moment. Even if this Onmyojitsu is not very good, you wouldn't give it away like cabbage, right?

"Sir, this technique was used to recruit psychic beasts thousands of years ago. It has already fallen behind the times. If Orochimaru-sama can improve it a little, the pearl will not be covered in dust." Yu Luo spoke again.

"I see. When I complete the improvements, I will share the results with you." Orochimaru then understood Yuluo's purpose and took the scroll.

"Thank you, sir." Yuluo also felt comfortable for a while. He had improved his ability to borrow the power of shikigami through the Inuzuka family's beast-like ninja method. He hoped that Orochimaru could improve more.

As for the Kusanagi sword... Yuluo would never dare to take it out. This guy has been looking for the legendary Yamata no Orochi. If he sees the Yamata no Orochi, he might be doing something behind his back.

"I'm going to continue my patrol. Anko will let you know if there's any progress." Orochimaru said and was about to leave.

"Lord Orochimaru... I have another unkind request." Yu Luo suddenly spoke again.

"Huh?" Orochimaru tilted his head slightly.

"Um... we haven't been able to catch any decent psychic beasts. I saw that the military supply department happened to have some. Can you write a note and give us some on credit?" Yu Luo said with a thick skin.

"Okay." Orochimaru did not refuse, and the deputy next to him immediately handed over a pen and paper, and Orochimaru wrote a note allowing the psychic beast to be exchanged for merit on credit.

"Thank you, Lord Orochimaru!" Yu Luo bowed to the end.

Until Orochimaru left, Yuluo slapped the note on Ebisu's chest.

"What...did you do it for me?" Ebisu was stunned.

"Otherwise? Can I, Yu, take a liking to those rookie psychic beasts in the Military Supplies Department?" Yu Luo crossed his legs.

Most of the ninja beasts in the munitions department are goods picked up from the death of enemies on the battlefield. They are often missing arms and legs. If no one exchanges them for a period of time, they will even be sent to the kitchen to be burned into large tonics.

"You are my biological brother! Absolutely biological brother!" Ebisu's face turned red with excitement.

"It takes my father to repay this love."

"Hello, dad! Goodbye, dad! Hahaha... my maid! Hahaha, my bunny girl... haha..." Ebisu laughed and ran to the logistics camp waving the note.

"Hey, I'm going to the medical class to see how my teacher is doing." Yu Luo stretched out.

"I advise you not to go." Inuzuka Hana smiled.

"what?"

"Didn't you bring three big boxes of underwear yesterday? We girls are quite happy. We sweat every day. At least we have clothes to change now. The medical class happens to have no straps, so now we use underwear straps instead. You went to that scene I will be laughed to death...hahahahaha..." Inuzuka Hana laughed so hard that her stomach hurt.

"I understand." Yu Luo went over and was afraid he would be beaten to death.

"Yu Luo, do you want to train with us!" Matkai twisted his legs again, revealing the hairy white silk on his legs.

"...Ouch!" Yu Luo vomited out all the cake from last night.

……

Yu Luo still wore sunglasses and a hood and came to the medical class station. As expected, his style was really weird.

A ninja with a head injury had two bulging lace bun-like objects tied to his head. His face was full of shame and anger, and he yelled that he would beat to death the bastard who went out to buy strapping tape to make underwear after he was discharged from the hospital.

Yuluo secretly ran to the bedside of Maruhoshi Kosuke, still asleep, with only Hinata Natsu taking care of him.

"How is the teacher?" Yu Luo whispered.

"The medical ninja said that the toxin has been extracted, but he still needs to rest for two days." Hinata Xia replied.

"What about you? How is your hand?" Yu Luo raised his chin again.

"I'm...much better. Although I can't use force, I can already pick up things. Thank you Yuluo-kun for your concern." Hinata Xia nodded slightly.

"Haha, we are all teammates. I will leave the job of taking care of the teacher to you first. Ebisu and I went to practice. I don't dare to stay here for too long." Yuluo pulled up his hood and stood up to leave.

"Hey, Yu Luo, come here." No Naiyu suddenly shouted next to him.

"What...Yu Luo?"

"Is he the guy who bought the wrong supplies?"

"Where is it! Is that the guy with the hood? Beat him!"

I pick it!

"The person wearing sunglasses is Yu Luo!"

I throw!

"The man in the black training uniform is Yu Luo! Hit him!"

I'll take it off!

"The one wearing bear underwear is Yu Luo!"

I'll take it off again!

"The person with GG is Yu Luo!"

My...

"Hey! Don't go too far!"

……

Yu Luo, who escaped from the medical class, could only hide by the river next to the camp and soak his feet comfortably.

After a long time, Ebisu came over and said, "Hai, I've been looking for you for a long time. Why are the people in the whole camp looking for you to beat you?"

"Who knows, it was obviously two people who did it, so why did you only hit me?" Yu Luo raised his head and sighed.

"You look cheap..." Ebisu also found a stone and sat down, took off his shoes and put his feet into the cool river.

"How's it going? What kind of shikigami did you switch to?" Yu Luo asked.

"What a pity. They are all ninja beasts in the desert, and they are all male..." Ebisu sighed and lifted up his sleeves, revealing the shikigami tattoo.

"Is this a pangolin? Is this an eagle? Why don't you just buy another shark to join the sea, land and air?" Yu Luo was stunned.

"I didn't want to buy sharks before. There aren't any here..." Ebisu scratched his head helplessly.

"Just these two? How many more?"

"There is one more..." Ebisu smiled mysteriously and threw out a small paper figurine with a bang.

A pink-haired maid with rabbit ears and long legs bowed slightly: "Cook Ren'an~"

"Rabbit... Bunny girl, did you really make a bunny girl?" Yuluo was shocked.

"Hey, Tsukihime is a kind of ninja beast called the Moon Rabbit. It's used to deliver letters very quickly. If it hadn't been for a broken leg, I wouldn't have been able to buy it even if I spent all my credit." Ebisu murmured mischievously. happiness.

"Good guy, how much contribution did you make?" Yu Luo was startled.

"Ten thousand points! Three of them were injured and disabled and I missed them, otherwise they wouldn't have been able to buy them." Ebisu said lightly.

"Ten thousand points? Good guy, this is 100 million taels in money. Do you want to pay back with your butt?" Yu Luo was surprised.

"What should I pay back? Remember that the IOU is not your name?" Ebisu blinked in confusion.

"Mine?" Yu Luo was stunned.

"Orochimaru wrote your name, so of course it will be on your head. Didn't you invite me?"

"Ahhh! When did I say I wanted to invite you to a psychic beast!" Yu Luo pinched Ebisu's neck wildly.

"Ah! I already called you daddy! Shouldn't you prepare something to save your life for me!"

"Give it back! Dad, Dad, Dad! Spit out the ninja beast!!!"

"I can't spit it out after becoming a shikigami!!!"

"Ahhhhh! Ten thousand points!!!"

"Okay, okay, we can complete the mission very quickly together..." Ebisu comforted his good brother.

"I seem to remember something."

"what?"

"I remember that ninja beasts can only evolve after years of absorbing natural energy. A hare will mate three times a year, thirty times in ten years, with different males..."

"Ah ah ah! Bastard!!! Ruined my lust!!!"