I'm in Konoha's Lie Flat Simulator

Konoha temporary camp, logistics and military supplies department.

"You! Damn it! Who the hell! Come and explain! These three boxes of fucking pancakes! What the hell is going on!!!" Tu Feiyuan's crazy roar almost overturned the tent.

"It's like this, we met Sunagakure's powerful three-man team..." Yuluo tried to explain.

"Don't make any fucking excuses. One day I meet Sunagakure, and another time I meet Lang Ninja, I want you to explain what's going on with this fucking box of broken cakes!!!"

"This is not a shabby pancake, this is a delicious Nagogawa snack beef sauteed pancake." Ebisu quickly explained.

"What the hell..." Madoka Doi was about to get angry, but a staff member from the logistics force ran in: "Sir, the people from the medical class are here to get the strapping tape, and our warehouse has run out."

"Ask these two bastards! Let them go buy strapping tapes. What did they buy back? Three boxes of pancakes! Three boxes of women's underwear! Coke! Comics! Magazines! Instant noodles!" He kicked over several boxes, and the excessive movement made him almost fall.

"It turns out that Gou Baga is a strapping belt..." Yu Luo whispered.

"No, Dawang is the strapping belt..." Ebisu argued.

"Um... if it's the kind of elastic medical strapping, women's underwear can also be used, right?" Yu Luo suddenly thought of something.

Tu Feiyuan's mouth opened wide, looking at Yu Luo's genius idea, he waved his hand: "Go, move these three boxes of underwear to the medical class."

"Yes!" Yuluo and Ebisu were relieved.

"I didn't ask you to move, you just eat the cake here! Why don't you finish the three hundred kilograms of cake?" Tu Feiyuan angrily pulled out a piece of cake and ate it viciously.

"That..." Yu Luo raised his hand.

"300 pounds! No need to negotiate!"

"I mean... can you drink the coke together? I'm choking on the cake."

"Come here! Feed them two cakes!"

……

In this way, Yu Luo and Ebisu were imprisoned in a temporary cell in the camp, and most of the people imprisoned here were guys who were timid and escaped, or captured Sunagakure prisoners.

Tufeiyuan also sent two people to monitor them, and stuffed them with pancakes if they didn't want to eat. Unexpectedly, this guy actually ate them himself faster than stuffing them. The generous portion of scallion-flavored beef sauteed pancakes was gone in two bites. , the aroma was so fragrant that it made the two guards greedy.

Yu Luo generously handed two over.

"You really plan to finish it." Ebisu couldn't eat anymore after eating five.

"Why don't you eat? It's so delicious." Yu Luo was feeling that he didn't have enough chakra, but it happened that Sui Ji's gluttony talent could be converted.

"That's all for you. Really, with you as a team, I can encounter any setbacks." Ebisu rolled his eyes and slumped on the ground.

"Don't just look at the setbacks, there are also many good things." Yu Luo took a big bite of the cake.

"I haven't seen anything good... You're so strong now. You can kill Chuunin. I can't even fire water dragon bullets..." Ebisu felt sour for a while.

"What are you talking about? You know my Onmyoji well, can't you just grab some psychic beasts and transform them into shikigami some other time?" Yu Luo patted his good brother on the shoulder.

"Yes! Why the hell didn't I think of that!" Ebisu suddenly became energetic.

"The yellow waste in your mind should be cleared away!"

"I think I saw a psychic beast being exchanged at the munitions office, right? Damn it, let me out!" Ebisu shook the cage excitedly.

"Stop making trouble. Both of our missions were screwed up. There is no merit in exchange for anything." Yu Luo rolled his eyes.

"That's true..." Ebisu sighed and sat back.

"Oh~ Ebisu has become a joke along with Yu Luo." A playful laugh came over.

"Stop talking, it's too embarrassing." Ebisu covered his face.

"Hmm, Hongdou, let's have something to drink, it's too dry." Yuluo greeted quickly.

"I brought it with me. I brought it with me when I heard that you two made a mistake in your mission and were punished with eating cakes." Hongdou stuffed two bottles of herbal tea drinks to relieve heat and brought them in.

"Hongdou is still the most considerate!" Yu Luo praised.

"You are so awesome. You were a joke in school, and a joke on the battlefield. Now it is spreading throughout the battlefield, asking you two to buy strategic materials, bring a few boxes of meat pies, and a few boxes of ladies. Underwear, and what Coca-Cola comics..." Hongdou was amused.

"Oh my god, why did it spread so fast!" Ebisu covered his face.

"If this material wasn't particularly important, Orochimaru-sensei wouldn't have let you two go." Anko said with a smile.

"By the way, I almost forgot to give you something. I didn't buy too much because I was afraid it would spoil." Yu Luo suddenly remembered something and took out an ordinary wooden box from his arms.

"What?" Hongdou took it and opened it. Looking at the two rows of white and fat pastries neatly arranged inside, she was slightly startled: "Dafu dumplings?"

"As I said, I'll buy you red bean dumplings when I go to any town. How about it? You're not disappointed!" Yu Luo raised his eyebrows.

"Oh my god, why are you locked up with such a disgusting person...let me out quickly." Ebisu grabbed the railing, goosebumps falling all over his body.

Hongdou pinched a piece of dumpling and put it into her mouth. She was instantly surrounded by sweetness and her eyes narrowed into slits: "It's so delicious. Sweets are my life!"

"Hey." Yu Luo stroked his hair handsomely.

"Just wait, I'll tell Mr. Orochimaru to let you out." Anko jumped away holding the dumpling box.

"Ah...really, Anko even knew that she was here to bring a bottle of drink. Where did Xia go?" Ebisu complained a little.

"Nonsense, I don't want to treat the injury." Yu Luo rolled his eyes, but he didn't know that Hinata Xia was holding two kettles behind the tree next to him. His injured arms were still shaking a little, so he hesitated and turned around to leave.

After a while, another acquaintance came over. Their former head teacher, Mr. Oda, who is now the frontline comfort officer, waved a small fan to see his students.

"Hey, Teacher Xiaotian, you are still alive!" Yu Luo greeted happily.

"Hey, let me tell you, some kid who just graduated failed two C-level missions in a row. I'm still thinking about which class he is the second idiot in..." Oda shook his fan proudly.

Ebisu covered his face, too embarrassed to see anyone.

"Isn't this all because you taught me well, teacher!" Yu Luo, however, didn't mind and choked.

"Okay, don't say I taught you when you go out. If you don't think it's embarrassing, I still think it's embarrassing!" Oda rolled his eyes at Yu Luo.

"The problem is that no one knows who you are!" Yu Luo laughed.

"Hehe, look at you being locked up in this iron cage, all you have is your stubborn mouth."

"Hey, it's not like Oda-sensei who is all weak."

The two of them were talking to each other, and Xiaotian was not annoyed. He waved his fan proudly and turned around to leave.

"I am a dignified comfort officer, and I don't have the same experience as those who are locked up."

……

Probably because of Anko's intercession, Yuluo and Ebisu were released the next morning, which made the two people feel a little regretful after sleeping peacefully in the cage for a whole night. This kind of protected sleep was not what they wanted. I sleep every day.

Early in the morning, the two people came to the cafeteria in a big show. It was probably because the team had just eliminated three Sunagakure backbones and had determined their own strength. They both walked a little arrogantly and found a seat where they knew someone they knew.

"Hey, Yuluo, Ebisu, good morning!" Inuzuka Hana waved to the two of them.

"Ah, how did you know that we just eliminated a group of Sunagakure elites?" Yuluo was exaggeratedly surprised.

"When did I say..." Inuzuka Hana was stunned.

"It's nothing. The strength is shown here. They are just three Sunagakure elite chuunin. They are not worth mentioning at all. There are only three elite chuunin." Yuluo waved his hand easily.

Before Inuzuka Hana said anything, Metkai, who was munching on beef sauerkraut cake next to him, showed his big white teeth excitedly and made a three sign: "Uro-kun, the training clothes you brought back are so comfortable, breathable and light, I I kept my three words! Three words!"

"Training clothes? When did I bring the training clothes back?" Yu Luo was stunned.

"This!" Metkay jumped directly onto the table, lifted the tight fishnet stockings on his legs, and struck several muscular poses in succession.

"A...pervert has appeared!" Ebisu fell instantly.

"Ahhhhh! Water! Give me water to wash my eyes!" Yu Luo screamed, covering her face.

At this time, Orochimaru happened to be patrolling here, and he immediately frowned: "Who is it? Why are you screaming like a girl?"

"There...there..." Yu Luo pointed at Akai in horror.

Orochimaru stared at Akai for 30 seconds, then slowly spit out: "Is it the alien creature you caught? Send it to my tent later."