I'm in Konoha's Lie Flat Simulator

The entrance of Konoha Bookstore.

"Teacher, Ebisu is here. Please wait a moment. I'll go in and call him." Yuluo gasped for air, put down the black pot, and regained his shape.

"Well, go ahead." Maruhoshi Kosuke nodded like an old farmer with his hands behind his back.

Yuluo walked into the bookstore and found Ebisu who was pretending to be an adult by using the transformation technique and was reading in the adult comics section. He kicked him in the butt and transformed back into his original form with a bang.

"Sorry, Yuluo, how did you recognize me?" Ebisu was so frightened that he quickly covered his face with a book and hid.

"Nonsense, with your wretched temperament, you are as dazzling as a blowfly on a rice ball wherever you go." Yu Luo also squatted down.

"If you don't go to work in the coffin shop, why are you looking for me?"

"Of course I have something to do with you. The teacher has returned to the village and is waiting at the door." Yu Luo lowered his voice.

"Ah...! Is it coming so soon? The manga I am following will be finished in two issues!" Ebisu felt despair.

"Don't worry so much, listen to me, this teacher...is a bit like that." Yu Luo whispered.

"Which one?" Ebisu became alert.

"Lawful, greedy for petty gains, he actually hinted at me just now and asked me if I bought him a apprenticeship gift." Yu Luo felt that he couldn't be ugly alone, at least he would pull someone off.

"Ah...are you ready for the apprenticeship ceremony?" Ebisu was nervous for a while.

"How can I be prepared? Fortunately, I was quick to wit and acted on the principle of staying close to me. I gave the teacher a good urn directly. But he didn't get angry. He even asked me to send two more maid paper figurines without being shy." Yu Luo exaggerated. road.

"It's over, it's over... I didn't prepare anything... I will definitely be wearing small shoes." Ebisu wiped his sweat.

"I'll give you a good idea. This guy is so horny, so you can give him a collector's edition of a pornographic magazine. Do you understand?" Yu Luo said seriously.

"Send the little emperor's letter...is it really okay?" Ebisu was nervous for a while.

"Believe me, that's right." Yu Luo gave him an affirmative look.

"Hmm..." Ebisu nodded, and suddenly his face changed: "I believe you, I believe you, you idiot! If you want to trick dad into making a fool of yourself, it's definitely because you recommended some coffin to the teacher, and you want to trick me into this. "

With that said, he got up and went downstairs.

"Isn't this guy stupid..." Yu Luo scratched his cheek. He must have been playing too much, which made people smart.

Ebisu walked downstairs and glanced at the people standing at the door.

An old farmer with kitchen utensils at his feet was hunched over and flipping through the recipes on the bookshelf. He didn't look like a teacher.

A kid sitting cross-legged and reading a comic book probably isn't either.

A fashionably dressed, flirtatious and tall woman, flipping through the latest fashion magazines...that's it!

Yu Luo, Yu Luo, do you still want to play tricks on me?

"Student Ebisu, please see Mr. Maruboshi!" Ebisu walked up to the woman and bowed deeply.

"Ah...how did you know that I am a teacher..." The woman covered her mouth in surprise.

"Because... because Teacher Maruboshi has a special temperament, I hope to learn from him in the future!" Ebisu blushed, bowed and stared at the woman's slender legs.

"Little brother, you are still young. When you grow up, we can work together~ And my last name is not Maruboshi~" The woman took off her colored sunglasses and chuckled charmingly.

At this time, passers-by also recognized the woman, and they knelt down and worshiped: "Teacher Yuya! It's Teacher Yuya!"

"Teacher, I love you!"

For a moment, Ebisu's heart froze to the freezing point.

"You can't blame me..." Yuluo patted Ebisu on the shoulder, shook his head sympathetically, passed Ebisu, and bowed to Maruhoshi Kosuke to introduce him.

"Teacher, Ebisu brings it."

"Let me die! Don't hold me! Let me die!!" Ebisu cried and wanted to commit suicide.

"No one is holding you." Yu Luo spread his hands.

"Hahaha...compared to a wonderful female teacher, it's natural that an old man like me is not popular." Maruhoshi Kosuke burst into laughter.

"Let me die..."

In this way, Yuluo not only took the blame, but also dragged Ebisu with him to find Hinata Xia.

She had no intention of making fun of Xia. If the little girl couldn't control her strength well, she would easily fall into trouble.

Unlike Ebisu, the two of them have been playing together since childhood, and it doesn't matter if they joke too much.

Hinata Natsu is working part-time in a convenience store. She belongs to a wealthy family in Konoha. Although she is a separate family, she has little status in her own clan. In the eyes of outsiders, she has the noble status of a eldest lady.

Miss Hinata, who is so aloof, can cause a lot of trouble if she is reduced to working in a convenience store.

The Hyuga clan members are not as arrogant as Uchiha. They just give them a blank look and will not go up to ridicule or condemn them.

Instead, a group of gangsters often harassed and teased Xia.

When the three of them arrived at the convenience store, Hinata Xia was lowering his head in embarrassment, and his voice was almost inaudible: "Please... please hand over the unpaid goods..."

The little yellow-haired gangsters were twisting their waists and butts: "Come and use your white eyes to look for it. Where did we put the thing? But be careful to see the big treasure of brothers~"

"Hey, Xia Jiang, I've already said that I want you to be a harpoon girl with peace of mind, so why are you getting so angry here?" Yu Luo shook his head helplessly.

"...Yuluo-kun." Hinata Xia immediately lowered his head in embarrassment.

Using white eyes to spear fish or something like that... is so embarrassing!

"What! You said I was Lese?" Huang Mao, the leader, was angry.

"No, no, no, I mean you are all happy." Yu Luo pointed at everyone.

"Get rid of him!" The gangster came up.

The gangster was lying down.

A big black pot weighs down all the gangsters like a stack of arhats, unable to get up.

"Where do you get the courage to call yourself Big Baby?" Yu Luo sat on the crowd and raised his fingers at Hinata Xia.

"Xia Jiang, come here to see the teacher."

"Ah...Teacher...!" Hinata Natsu suddenly woke up at this moment. He walked up to Maruboshi Kosuke and bowed very politely: "Student Hinata Natsu, please see Maruboshi-sensei..."

"Well, very good, a very good child." Maruhoshi Kosuke nodded with satisfaction.

"Take me out of this world of social death quickly..." Ebisu was a little defeated.

"Well..." Hinata Xia quickly followed.

"Don't you need to get your salary?" Yu Luo reminded.

"Ah...wait for me." Hinata Xia blushed, hurried to the boss's office, explained the reason, and received a salary of 3 taels.

"Working for a month is not as much as what I earn from selling an urn." Yu Luo picked his ears. Sure enough, the most profitable industry in the future is to make money from dead people.

"Haha, do you have anything else to deal with? If not, we will start the exam." Maruhoshi Kosuke smiled.

"Isn't the...examination...the graduation exam over?" Ebisu raised his head sharply.

"Secrets, students pick teachers, and teachers can also pick students. The teacher is testing whether we are qualified to be his students!" Yu Luo showed off, wasn't he just trying to grab the bell?

"Haha, Yuluo is not as miserable as the report card shows." Maruhoshi Kosuke said with a smile.

"Haha... The teacher has read the report card... I just don't like taking cultural classes." Yu Luo touched the back of his head in embarrassment.

"Examination..." Hinata Xia was also a little nervous.

"Come with me." Maruhoshi Kosuke led the three of them to an empty practice field.

"Want to fight?" Ebisu swallowed nervously.

"Hahaha, more than ten years ago, I might have used battle to test you, but as we grow older, we are no longer particularly active...so we adopt a more civilized approach." Kosuke Maruhoshi smiled and took out three pieces of paper. , each person got one piece.

"Should we take the cultural test..." Yu Luo had a headache, so he might as well grab the bell.

"This is great! Civilization! Hehe." Ebisu said excitedly.

"Huh..." Hinata Xia also relaxed slightly.

"Here's the rule... The old man is old and no longer has the energy to take care of three apprentices. Both apprentices have reached their limit, so... you need to vote for one person to leave the team."

"If two people vote for the same person, that person leaves the team."

“If three people pitch differently, then all three are unqualified.

"If someone's name is not written on the note, then he can stay alone, let's start now." Maruhoshi Kosuke's face suddenly showed the cunningness of an old farmer.

"Ah this..." Ebisu scratched his head and scratched his head.

"..." Hinata Xia bit her lip and her body trembled slightly.

"Hmm... It looks like voting to kick someone out, but the actual meaning is the same as grabbing a bell. If someone really chooses to kick someone out, the result will be that all three of them are unqualified." Yu Luo began to think.

Kosuke Maruhoshi killed his teammates because of his eagerness for quick success, and he still feels resentful about it. He is definitely a person who values ​​his teammates very much, and there is no way he would kick people out of the exam.

Therefore, everything you fill in is wrong, and the correct answer should be: "No one can leave!"

The question now is how to remind the other two people of this answer.

……

Ebisu's perspective.

"You actually want to vote to kick someone out? You need two equal votes."

"That guy Yu Luo... shouldn't be a person who values ​​sex over friends, right? He will vote for Hinata Xia, right?"

"No, although Hinata Natsu is weak, her Byakugan is irreplaceable, and I am dispensable."

"Fuck, I've become cannon fodder?"

……

Hinata Natsu's perspective.

"The two of them have such a good relationship...and I'm so useless...they will definitely vote for me..."

"So unwilling..."

"If you can't become a ninja, you will be sent to the clan as a maid, and you will be a slave kneeling on the ground for the rest of your life, and no one will take a look..."

"So unwilling..."

The hand gripped the pen tightly and began to tremble.

……

Yu Luo glanced at the two of them, and when he saw that they were about to write, he took the initiative to slap the note, and his tone changed to a solemn and serious tone.

"I'm very sorry, Maruboshi-sama."

"I opt out!"

"No matter what, I can't achieve my goal at the expense of my teammates!"

"Even if I go to the battlefield alone, even if I die because of it, I don't want to stand on the bones of my teammates to receive the medal of glory. I would rather die without regrets, because I have no guilt in my chest."

The breeze blew over Yu Luo's face, which was raised at 45 degrees, and the perseverance without regrets echoed in his eyes.

"..." Ebisu opened his mouth slightly and was stunned for a long time.

This guy...when did he become so great? He would betray me whenever something happens.

No, every time this guy is serious, he is the most scheming. There must be something wrong...

I see!What the teacher tests is the belief in cherishing your companions!

"Me too!" Ebisu took down the blank paper and hugged Yuluo's shoulders tightly: "I choose to quit. I will always stand on the same side as my good brothers!"

There was a little bit of approval in Maruhoshi Kosuke's eyes.

Next, only Hinata Natsu is left.

"I...I..." Hinata Xia's voice trembled, and she immediately knelt on the ground and burst into tears.

"I'm sorry...! Uro-kun! I'm sorry! Ebisu!"

"Because...because I really need to become stronger! I don't want to become a dispensable servant of the Zong family!"

Maruhoshi Kosuke's face instantly dropped.

Yuluo and Ebisu were shocked. The answer has been given to you. Isn't it right to copy this?

"You two are qualified!" Maruhoshi Kosuke's face darkened.