I'm in Konoha's Lie Flat Simulator

In the days that followed while waiting for the teacher to lead the team, Yu Luo hid in the studio he rented from the carpenter master almost every day, practicing carving shrines with Baqi Bagu. On the one hand, he sold money to earn divine power, and on the other hand, he could also practice chakra control. Blade skills and fine chakra control.

Just like this, after a month, I could only carve three shoddy shrines a day, but later I could carve seven or eight pieces every day, and the fine quality was also considered acceptable.

Even the carpenter who mentored him praised Yu Luo for his talent and that he was a good urn carver.

And told him that people are dying every day these days, and people who die outside need to be cremated, right?Do you need an urn for cremation?

Therefore, the future of Konoha must be the world of master carpenters. Being a ninja can't make money as fast as making money from dead people. People are dead, so they can't sleep in such shabby conditions. Who would bargain with dead people for business, rather than give them as much as they shout.

At that moment, Yu Luo really almost broke his heart.

While practicing the eight-part fragments, the other shikigami were not idle either.

With a big family waiting for food, we can't all rely on Yu Luo's chakra, right?Otherwise, you will starve to death sooner or later.

What's more, Yuluo also uses chakra to charge the simulation system.

Miao Ji, Qing Ji, and Hei Ji all went to conquer the old rat group, and they were very busy.

During the day, Fatty, Suihime, and Ginmaru went to the forest to cut down trees and transport them back to the carpenter's shop.

I started working on my old job after going to bed at night, and set up a Fat Civet barbecue stall in the park. Not to mention, the fluffy and honest big civet cat in chef uniform was quite popular, plus a group of little foxes who were responsible for serving plates. It made the barbecue even more selling point, and I made a small profit of 1 taels in one night.

Seeing that this business was taking off, Yuluo just wanted to expand the scale of his business. Unexpectedly, the next night, the Uchiha Guards detained him, his car, and his equipment on the grounds of illegal business and lack of health certificates. Not only was it confiscated, but a fine of 5 taels was also imposed.

Yuluo, who came out of the security department, suddenly realized that it was justifiable for Uchiha to be exterminated.

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Just one month after working in the carpenter shop, the leader of the three-person team, Kosuke Maruhoshi, finally arrived late. By this time, most of the students in the class had already been taken to the battlefield by their respective teachers.

Yu Luo was the first to be approached by Maruboshi Kosuke. At that time, he was carving an urn in the carpenter's shop, because this thing was really profitable. It was free wood, and he could just carve some chrysanthemums and paint a few layers of flowers. It costs less than 1000 taels of paint, but when the sun shines, you can take a rag pad worth 500 taels and sell it for tens of thousands of taels. It is simply a money grab.

"Tuk-tuk-tuk..." Someone knocked on the door at the carpenter's shop.

"Xiao Luo, go and greet business." The carpenter shouted without raising his head.

"Oh." After learning the craft, Yu Luo got up and took care of the guests even though he was reluctant.

An old man who looked like a 70-year-old farmer, wore shabby linen clothes, had dark skin folds, and even had a slightly hunched back. He had a kind smile on his face.

"Uncle, do you want to order a coffin..." Yu Luo looked at his cheerful look. It didn't look like someone had died in the family. He guessed that he was preparing birthday materials and took out a tape measure to measure the uncle's height.

"Let me see, this one should suit you very well. It is 1.8 meters long and [-] meters wide. It is made of fir wood and softly lined with cotton. It may be a little compact for you, but it is very affordable. Do you want to try it on for size first? "

"Hehehe... I'm not here to buy a coffin." The uncle smiled cheerfully.

"Ah! I didn't expect that the master is so open-minded. Not many elderly people can accept cremation these days. We also have urns. They are made of holly wood, with a soft core of silk and a sunflower pattern. If it can be decided today, not only will I give you eight If you give me a discount, I can also provide you with a mysterious service for free." Yu Luo chuckled.

"Oh? What mysterious service?" The old man was a little curious.

"That is, I will wear a black suit and sunglasses at your funeral, hold a black umbrella on a sunny day, and watch the crowd silently, making the people attending your funeral suspect that you have a terrible and interesting secret." Yu Luo laughed. Nodding.

"Hoho, that's really a good funeral... The old man is getting older, and I don't know if he can survive this war. It's time to prepare for the funeral. I've decided how much it will cost." The uncle smiled happily. With.

"Thanks for your patronage, 5 taels. Seeing that the uncle is kind-hearted, he is a lucky person. I will personally sponsor two paper maids to serve you after I get down." Yu Luo smiled and got 5000 taels as commission.

The old man took out a shabby cloth wallet, counted out five big bills and handed them to Yu Luo.

"Hmm, what's your name? I'll register first." Yu Luo took out his notebook.

"Haha...my name is Maruhoshi Kosuke."

"Maruboshi...Fousuke...so familiar..."

Yu Luo suddenly wrote heavily, raised his head blankly, and his tongue was instantly knotted: "Old... old teacher?"

"Hehehe, the old man is not that old yet." Maruhoshi Kosuke hunched over his back and smiled.

Yuluo was stunned for a long time. When he saw a set of kitchen utensils placed by Maruboshi Kosuke at the door, his long-lost memories began to awaken.

Kosuke Maruboshi: Known as the genin of Konoha for ten thousand years.

It's not that he lacks strength or experience, but that he was originally a subordinate of the Second Hokage when he was young. Because he was eager for quick success in the task of being promoted to Chunin, his command errors killed all his teammates.

So he swore to the Second Hokage that he would stay as a genin and serve the village forever in his life.

Because of his good temper, he is often teased as a genin for ten thousand years, but he doesn't get angry because of it. In fact, his true strength has reached the level of a jounin.

"See you, teacher! I really didn't know it was the teacher, but I actually had the guts to recommend the coffin to the teacher..." Yu Luo was embarrassed for a while.

"It doesn't matter. Birth, old age, illness and death are all human nature. I'm getting old, so it's better to prepare for the funeral as soon as possible. It's also a way to take a look at my future home." Maruhoshi Kosuke didn't feel angry at all, and still smiled kindly. .

"Okay, this is a gift from the student to the teacher, and the money must not be accepted!" Yu Luo desperately pushed the 5 taels to the teacher.

Maruhoshi Kosuke couldn't resist Yu Luo's enthusiasm, so he could only reluctantly take the money back.

"Let's go see other classmates."

"Boss, I have to leave. I'll leave the shrine to you." Yu Luo waved his hand towards the inside.

"Wait a minute." The master carpenter stood up with a groan, and took a measuring tape to measure Yu Luo: "You're going to die sooner or later anyway. It's fate. I'll prepare it for you first, so as not to be late when the time comes."

"Free?" Yu Luo's ears tingled.

"[-]% off!"

"Don't think that I don't know your cost. You can make half of it at any discount. I want it made of sycamore wood with a soft core made of black silk. Remember to burn more maid paper figurines." Yu Luo made a note for himself in the account book with a swipe of his pen. Next stroke.

The two of them were about to leave. As soon as Maruhoshi Kosuke bent down to pick up his kitchen utensils from the door, Yu Luo immediately rushed over and said, "Don't bother me, teacher, I'll take the blame!"

"Hehehe... My kitchen utensils are not light, be careful." Maruhoshi Kosuke smiled happily with his eyes bent.

Having just acquired a big black pot, Yu Luo instantly felt like he had moved to a big mountain, so heavy that he could hardly lift it.

He had to finish reciting the cow that he had blown out with tears in his eyes. Yu Luo stretched out his finger and pressed it on the tattoo of Fat Raccoon: "Ha, the beast-like ninja technique? The power of Raccoon!"

In an instant, the muscles in both arms surged, and the originally thin body suddenly became thicker, and strength surged crazily throughout the body along the meridians.

Then he put the black pot and all the kitchen utensils on his back.

"Not bad, not bad, very good. Although I have used a technique, it is already very rare to be able to carry my kitchen utensils!" Kosuke Maruhoshi nodded with satisfaction.

"Hehe, please invite me, teacher, let's go find Ebisu." Yu Luo bowed his waist and weighed the blame behind his back, and smiled, he was also the one taking the blame.