I'm in Konoha's Lie Flat Simulator

"Combined? How to combine?" Chun Jian's innocence made Yu Luo's dirty jokes as weak as a punch on cotton.

"Ahem... Look, you are good at archery, but your attack power is not enough. I have a powerful talisman, but if I want to get close to this fat raccoon, I am afraid I will be slapped into cerebral palsy - so let the talisman and broken Combine the magic arrows!" Yu Luo fisted with both hands.

"Okay! Let my magic-breaking arrow purify all evil!"

"I respectfully request you! The blade of light that splits the evil! The sword of thunder that dyes the four directions silvery white! The electric scorching brilliance! The urgency is like a law!"

One person holds the bow and the other affixes the talisman.

The arrow was spinning, the arrow shaft was trembling slightly, and an electric snake as violent as a thunder python was attached to the arrow, pushing the arrow to speed up again, tearing the air, and breaking through the realm.

Almost in an instant, a cold and unfamiliar sense of crisis penetrated his heart and lungs. This fear of walking on the edge of life and death forced him to give up his entanglement with Brother Yuyi. A muddy fart popped out of his tail, and his body It rolled sideways like a ball.

The thunder arrow missed and pierced deeply into the ground. A thunder net erupted on the ground, which affected Bei Fei's body and made all his fur stand up.

Qian Fei looked at the arrow feathers that were mostly submerged in the ground with lingering fear. If this arrow was accurately shot, it would probably result in more than just a loss.

"Oh! What a pity! Brother Yuyi, are you okay?" Yu Luo looked at the still turbid fart area.

"Ahem..." The brothers in Yuyi helped each other out and walked out. The white robes they had just put on were already stained with yellow soup water.

"Hey - it's still a rare thing... let's just change the name to Li Xizong?" Yu Luo's eyes twitched, thankful that he had the foresight not to engage in close combat.

"Roar! I treat you to dinner with good intentions, but you actually want to kill me!" Xin Fei swung his huge excavator-like claw towards Brother Yuyi.

"King Kong Talisman!" Yu Yi was not as showy as Yu Luo. He cast a spell and recited a spell, then directly threw a spell out, turning into a scene of golden light to block this huge claw.

However, looking at Bei Fei's size, his strength would not be inferior to that of a real excavator. When the Hagoromo brothers' diamond talismans were shattered, the two of them also flew out, directly smashing two rooms, causing a burst of smoke and dust, and the remaining few The guards gathered around him.

"Brother, are you bleeding? Remember to cover it with bread, don't waste it - I mean be careful of poisoning!" Yu Luo is still concerned about this.

"Be careful with yourself!" Harumi had already aimed at Nehi and shot another arrow. The magic-breaking arrow, filled with Inari's divine power, landed on the thick fur of Nehi's head, exploding into a ball of golden light and brittle a piece of fur. The loess fell down one after another with a gentle shake, leaving a bare patch on the head.

"Okay, let's see, for a greasy middle-aged man, is it more terrifying to be bald or to lose O0——" Yu Luo said with a mean smile.

Zhu Fei touched his bald head and roared in despair: "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Go to hell!!!"

Only after years of torture can we realize how important this tuft of hair on the head is to middle-aged men.

Shi Fei curled up into a ball, and the civet cat's meat ball, which was like a chariot, suddenly launched an earth-shaking charge. It was like an out-of-control dump truck, destroying the dead and bringing up billowing smoke. It would be a fantasy to escape such an attack at human paces. .

"Ah..." Harujian screamed, not knowing how to avoid it.

"What are you afraid of... Big brother is here, just a mere flesh bomb-" Yu Luo didn't panic at all when he was about to die. He held a Vajra Charm in his hand and swayed a 45-degree golden mirror screen in front of him.

The Civet Cat dump truck rushed up the slope at the speed of an F1 car, flew directly over the heads of the two people, and drew a beautiful arc in the air.

"Brother will teach you another trick to shoot the sun with the imperial concubine~" Yu Luo pinched out a charm again.

"Yeah!" Harujian also realized that this was a good opportunity to shoot an arrow. The huge meat ball in the air was not much harder than whack-a-mole.

Narrowing one eye, the demon-breaking long bow was bent like a full moon, and a fire spell was attached to it. It turned into an electric snake from the string and shot out quickly, landing steadily on the civet cat's meat ball, exploding a cloud of flames. fire.

"It's turning too fast, and I don't know where to hit it. The hair is too weak for fire, and the body is big and weak for chrysanthemums. I hope it can hit the yellow heart." Yu Luo stretched out his hand to build the awning, looked at the civet cat's meat ball falling to the ground in the distance, and directly shot it His palace was reduced to rubble and a cloud of smoke was thrown up.

There was no further movement for a long while, as if he had died.

"There is no harm in the smoke, it shouldn't be..." Yu Luo touched his chin, feeling that such a big boss would not die so easily.

"It must be the favor of the goddess that allowed my magic-breaking arrow to purify the evil, right, Xiaobai?" Harujian touched the fox in his arms.

"Hey, brother, look how that fat pig is doing?" Yu Luo shouted to Brother Yuyi who was busy cleaning up the soldiers.

The bodyguards who were sleeping with fat were all in the form of civet cats. Each one of them was plump and strong under their armor. They seemed to have absorbed a lot of people's fat. It was quite troublesome to fight them.

Hagoromo distracted himself from the battle and swept his eyes across, but could not find Nehi's figure in the collapsed palace, leaving only a huge hole on the ground leading to the ground——

"Be careful! He's underground!!"

"Underground...?" Before Yu Luo could react, his feet shook like an earthquake, and a giant brown-furred claw stretched out from the ground.

"Get out of the way -" Yuluo only had time to throw Chunjian away, and a bloody mouth followed and swallowed Yuluo in one gulp.

"Brother Luo!" Chun Jian shouted at the top of his lungs.

However, Shi Fei burped contentedly, turned his gaze to Harujian aside, licked the corners of his mouth, and a ferocious evil smile appeared on his big face with curly hair burned by the flames: "Obviously you are so arrogant, But it’s so unpalatable.”

"Come on... I will not be afraid of you with the protection of Goddess Inari!" Harumi gritted her teeth and tried to steady her mind, but the hand holding the long bow couldn't stop trembling.

"The thin skin and tender meat must be delicious!" Zhen Fei stretched out his paw and pounced on Chun Jian.

Hagoromo and Hamura had already rushed here immediately, but the long arrows shot by the tanuki soldiers made them distracted.

"..." After Chun Jian weakly shot a demon-breaking arrow, his eyes were covered by shadows, and there was no trace of Yu Luo in the smelly bloody mouth.

The spirit fox bared its teeth and threatened, but its trembling hind legs betrayed the fear in its heart.

"I don't want to become your food with him!! Lady Goddess——"

The golden light of Inari's divine power burst out instantly, and golden rain fell on the spirit fox. Like the evolution of a Digimon, the body of the little white fox expanded rapidly, and in an instant it had grown to a length of more than ten meters.

"It's just a fox, no matter how fast you grow, it just gives me two more mouthfuls of meat!" Qian Fei laughed wildly, but his bloated body jumped forward with unusual agility.

The big white fox also knew not to get entangled with Bei Fei, so he grabbed the hem of Haru Mi's clothes and threw it on his back, then ran away.

"Xiaobai, we must save Brother Yuluo." Chunjian held the long bow and didn't want to just run away.

"Got it." Linghu responded, turned around and began to entangle with Bei Fei.

Harujian sat on the spirit fox, constantly drawing his bow and arrows, but the demon-breaking arrows were just a prick to a big monster like Zhen Fei. Apart from irritating him, it was difficult to cause more serious damage.

After all, Zhen Fei is a fat man. After two steps, he didn’t want to chase anymore. He reached out and grabbed a handful of stones and threw them over. Although it seemed like a child’s trick, for a person with a body like Zhen Fei’s, the so-called handful of stones each They were all about the size of a human head, and when they were swung out they were like a dense rain of shells, leaving dense craters on the ground.

The spirit fox was just wiped, and the blood flowing from its hind legs dyed its snow-white hair red.

The Hagoromo brothers wanted to get closer to join the battle, but a handful of stones covered them, leaving them disgraced and unable to get closer.

"Come on! Weak humans! Hahaha..." Qi Fei laughed arrogantly.

"This guy..." Yuyi gnashed his teeth while hiding behind a low wall. Facing such a big guy, he couldn't even get close and didn't know how to fight.

Just when Linghu was bombarded by the next round of stones, suddenly——

The sleeping sound stopped, and instead he held his stomach with a look of pain on his face: "Did I have a bad stomach...? It hurts... it hurts...!!!"

"Ah ah ah ah ah ah ah!!!"

Sleep's fat body suddenly rolled on the ground in pain, and his heart seemed to be crushed. His stomach scratched by the giant claws was full of blood marks, and he wanted to tear his body apart.

"This is..." Yuyi stuck his head out and was stunned.

"First, never swallow food whole!" Yu Luo's voice sounded from Ben Fei's belly.

"Second, let's dance together in the Compendium of Materia Medica. The fat belly of a middle-aged fat man is really disgusting!"

A pair of slender claws tore from Bei Fei's belly, followed closely by Sui Ji, who was covered in blood and sticky fat. There was also a piece of flesh and blood from an unknown organ in her mouth, and she chewed it twice. Swallow it into your stomach.

After Sui Ji got out of Bei Fei's belly, she turned around and took out a giant golden cocoon, which contained Yu Luo.

The moment he was swallowed by the sleeping fat, he released the Vajra Curse and wrapped himself all over. As he fell into the stomach bag, he channeled Sui Ji and asked her to destroy the organs and forcefully perform a caesarean section for men. road.

If it weren't for the fact that the oxygen was running out, Yuluo would have allowed Sui Ji to eat all the internal organs and come out again.

But at this time, his internal organs were scratched in a mess, and he could hardly hold on anymore. He curled up into a ball, groaned and rolled in pain.

"Master, do you want to eat? It's very fresh!" Sui Ji offered a piece of red flesh with fond eyes.

"Uh... you can eat it yourself." Yu Luo felt that the color of this piece of meat was inexplicably like heart meat.

"Thank you, Master!" Sui Ji swallowed it in one gulp with satisfaction.

"Is this... the end?" Yuyi walked over, still a little dreamy in the face of victory.

"Brother, how can there be any reason to fail when you take action? But the dignified Immortal of the Six Paths... Why did he become so stubborn? He was stopped by a few soldiers." Yu Luo's nostrils were raised to the sky in an extremely arrogant manner.

Yuyi was silent for a moment.

At this time, the woman from the previous dormitory also ran over, holding a small khaki civet cat in her arms. She rushed to Bei Fei's side and screamed miserably.

Seeing the movement, the dozens of tanuki personal guards who rushed back came over with bared teeth and threatened them one by one. Hamura faced them with a katana in hand.

"Husband...husband..."

"Father... Father..."

The two civet cats, one big and one small, hugged Bufei and cried heartbrokenly.

"Brother Yu Luo..." Chun Jian couldn't bear it anymore.

"Hey, people eat monsters, monsters eat people, no one can say right or wrong." Yu Luo looked up and sighed.

"Madam... Shukaku..." Nehi seemed to have felt the end of his life, and stopped struggling. He reached out and touched his child with his paws.

"Hashido Sack...Shukaku? This guy's name is Shukaku? That one-tailed Shukaku?" Yu Luo looked back at the chubby little tanuki, his pupils gradually dilated.