I'm in Konoha's Lie Flat Simulator

"Ouch~~~~~Ouch~~~~"

Due to the porridge distribution during the day, almost all the hungry people were concentrated at the south gate, while there was almost no one at the north gate. The three men easily eliminated the soldiers guarding the city gate. Yu Luo released the ghost king Sui Ji and let her pass through the howl. The cry summoned the hungry ghosts wandering the wild.

The high-pitched and weird howling sound spread in the dead wilderness. The wandering hungry ghosts heard it and immediately approached it. After all, they were ghost kings of the same species. Maybe they wanted to share some delicious food?

"Ten...twenty...fifty...enough, enough!" Hamura rolled his eyes and was a little nervous. This was his first time summoning monsters to attack humans, and he was full of guilt.

"It's not enough, it's not like this. There's no way to attract the guards from Qianfei. Keep shouting." Yu Luo, however, looked relaxed.

"Yes master, oooo~~~" Sui Ji continued to howl with her neck raised.

"Two hundred...ghouls! Five ghouls are coming! Stop!" Hamura was startled. They had personally fought with ghouls and knew how powerful this monster with sharp claws was. Difficult to deal with.

"Well, this is what a monster attacking a city should look like." Yu Luo then waved his hand, making Sui Ji stop.

"Master, how is Sui Ji doing?" Sui Ji raised her head, as if to say, please praise me.

"Well, it's great." Yu Luo patted Sui Ji's head.

"The soldiers have arrived, let's go." Yuyi looked towards the city.

"go!"

Soon, more than two hundred hungry ghosts passed through the wide-open city gate and fought with the soldiers who were coming. Originally, this group of thin hungry ghosts had no power to fight against the soldiers armed with spears and bows.

And when five ghouls swung their claws and crashed into the crowd, the situation suddenly went downhill sharply. With one claw, several spears were broken. The bamboo armor on the soldiers had no effect at all, and they were directly connected. Cut the human body into several sections.

The wooden arrowheads without metal arrows could not even leave a trace on their gray skin.

Some soldiers began to collapse in fear.

"It seems that the situation is not good, someone has already escaped." Yuyi ran while observing the battlefield.

"The bodyguards will be dispatched soon, so we have to deal with that pig quickly." Yu Luo waved his hand and didn't care.

……

As the saying goes, when you are full and warm, you are thinking about sex. In the palace, Qi Fei has an evil smile on his face, and his huge body is slowly approaching a trembling woman.

"Report to the king! There is something going on outside!" A guard broke into Qi Fei's room and reported, as if he was already used to everything in the room.

"Asshole, how many times have I taught you, knock on the door, knock on the door! This is not our tree hole, we need to learn human etiquette! What's the matter?" Su Fei turned around and cursed angrily, holding up his pants.

"Oh... there are a lot of hungry ghosts and ghouls breaking in outside, and the group of humans can't stop them anymore!" the guard quickly replied.

"Hmm...those starving ghosts? They are skinny and bones with no flesh at all. You chopped them into scraps and cooked them into meat porridge and distributed them to the poor ghosts. Really, no matter how big or small, you can disturb this king's interest. "Zhen Fei waved his hands impatiently.

"Yes!" Each of the personal guards is a strong dragon and a tiger, wearing bamboo armor, equipped with iron knives and long bows and arrows. They can fight even against ghouls.

Soon dozens of guards left the palace, leaving only four gatekeepers.

The sleeping man wiped his mouth, then walked towards the woman with open teeth and claws, showing a lustful smile: "Baby, I'm here..."

Zheng——

A long arrow made of bamboo shot from outside the house. The thunderbolt struck the chord as fast as lightning. It blasted open the curtain, passed through the crotch of Bei Fei, and was nailed to the ground. The tail of the arrow was shaking uncontrollably.

Tick, tick, after three seconds of daze, Su Fei lowered his head and looked at the red liquid dripping from his legs to the floor, and then the pain came to his mind.

"Roar ah ah ah ah..." Bian Fei's painful roar suddenly echoed through the night sky.

"Tsk, tsk... I'm not telling you, Yuyi, you really went too far this time!" Yu Luo felt a chill when he saw the sleeping man rolling around on the ground with his crotch covered.

"It's not too much to bully a weak woman." Hagoromo's face was full of righteousness, and he even wanted to shoot the lonely northern hemisphere with the long bow in his hand.

"The young couple is having some fun with role-playing. You are really..." Yu Luo shook his head helplessly.

"Husband...what's wrong with you...husband..." The woman who was trembling just now rushed to Bei Fei's side and cried with concern.

"..." Yuyi's face was calm, but he was panicking inside.

"So I asked you to practice more in the Way of Lust. You can't see through this, tsk tsk." Yu Luo rolled his eyes.

"Then what are you doing now...?" Chun Jian asked weakly.

"Of course I'm apologizing for the hatred I've caused, and then I'm offering my own O0 to express my apology - what a joke, of course I'm taking advantage of his illness to kill him!"

Yu Luo held a talisman and threw it forward: "Return to fate! Hold the lotus flower! Not empty! Zun Sheng Fu! Show your true form soon!"

The talisman suddenly burst into flames, completely engulfing Xing Fei in an instant.

"You pissed me off!!!"

Zhen Fei's wide and fat body, with yellow and white hair growing crazily on his skin, the earthy yellow majestic energy that suddenly burst out, shook the flames away like a sandstorm, filled the entire palace, and made it difficult to see. Open.

"Be careful! It's such a strong energy!!!" Yuyi opened his eyes angrily and spread his arms to tell everyone to step back.

I saw a huge furry foot falling in the earth-yellow demon power sand curtain. Fortunately, Byakugan could see it clearly even with his eyes closed. Hagoromo pushed Yuluo and Harumi back, leaving only the foot on the ground. A huge sunken footprint.

"Such long leg hair, pig? Or orangutan?" Yu Luo exclaimed.

"It's a civet cat!!! Damn human beings!!" Bian Fei broke through the sand curtain with an abnormally plump and big hairy face, and sprayed out the foul wind at several people from his bloody mouth.

This faint yellow wind, like a skunk's fart, gradually dispersed and deformed, and finally condensed into a row of civet cat soldiers with strong armor and ferocious expressions.

The civet cat soldiers, composed of demonic winds, had a man-eating bluish demonic flame rising from their bodies, and roared sternly as they charged towards the squad savagely.

"You're dead, my bad breath has turned into a bad breath!" Yu Luo covered his mouth and nose, pulled Chun Jian and ran back.

"Evil monster, retreat!" Hagoromo and Hamura stood there and shouted angrily without any fear. Their eyes turned into energy channels, and waves of chakra burst out directly from their pure white pupils.

The two energies collided together, directly colliding into an endless wave of energy, which knocked the surrounding wooden palaces to pieces. The remaining chakra energy even dispersed all the smoke and dust formed by the demonic power around the sleeping body. The true nature of the plump civet cat was revealed.

However, the energy contained in the body of Brother Yuyi, who has been practicing for several months, is already so huge.

The fat raccoon dog, which is more than 30 meters tall, has a round body covered with rough and dark khaki fur. After being knocked to the ground by the strong chakra of the Hagoromo brothers, the only remaining egg on its belly was exposed.

The brother also felt uncomfortable. The white eyes with bulging veins violently released chakra, and blood and tears flowed from under the eyes. Could it be a sign of the awakening of the Sharingan?

"We can't let the two of us finish pretending, Harumi-chan, let's get together!" Yuluo's eyes were eager.