Konoha: This mental illness is a bit Uchiha

"Sen, you see you have soaked in the hot springs, you ate the barbecue and packed it away, is that okay..."

Jiraiya rubbed his hands, and the words he didn't say were already very obvious.

"I haven't recovered yet! Those barbecues can't replenish much physical strength at all. I have lost nearly a thousand years of skill!"

Walking quickly forward, Sen no longer wanted to talk to this little old man with white hair.

In the forest, a group of people were heading towards the Konoha Ninja Village.

"Ok?"

Halfway through the journey, Senju Hashirama and Senju Tobirama frowned and looked at each other. The two brothers shook their heads in tacit agreement and continued walking forward as if nothing had happened.

"A new storm has emerged, how can we stand still~"

Mori was jumping up and down and playing.

【Ding!The headquarters calls the cave monster. A hostile ninja has been detected 500 meters ahead. The Eye of Truth has been automatically opened]

Following the system's red prompt arrow, Sen looked around. The Eye of Truth narrowed the distance through the trees. Two strange men wearing black auspicious cloud robes stood on two trees respectively.

"Hmph! Sure enough, the inferior natives of this planet always like to do such sneaky things!"

Uchiha Mori cursed with contempt, attracting the attention of several people.

Bai, who had been by Sen's side for a long time, could barely understand the meaning of Sen's words. He walked closer and asked:

"Sir Mori, did you discover something?"

"There are two idiots on the branch over there who want to attack me. Let's pretend we didn't notice. We can rob them of their money later!"

Recently, Uchiha Mori has learned a new word called black eating black, which sounds very interesting. Judging from the way he rubs his hands back and forth, he is somewhat eager to try it.

...

5 minute later.

"Hidan do it!"

"Okay! Dedicate this brat to the evil god!"

"Shh!"

A sickle flew from the tree branch.

"Ding!"

Zabuza held his sword horizontally in front of his chest, blocking San's attack.

"Swipe!"

Two figures jumped down and stood opposite several people, one on the left and one on the right. At this time, only Shiro, Zabuza and Uchiha Mori were present.

"You two despicable Muggle natives actually engage in secret attacks! Shameless!"

Sen waved his fists with disdain on his face.

"Haha, little devil, when I sacrifice you to Lord Evil God later, you won't call me despicable."

Hidan licked the Death Scythe on his hand and said with high spirits.

Kakuzu glanced around, and the surroundings were surprisingly quiet. There was always an uneasy feeling in his heart. This feeling has only been experienced by one person in so many years...

"Stop talking nonsense, this is the territory of the Fire Country. To avoid any accidents, let's do it together!"

Kakuzu has always acted very steadily, and a few strands of black silk threads spread along the cuffs to the ground.

"Hahaha, don't be afraid, Kakuzu brother, Konoha Ninja Village is in chaos right now, doesn't it mean that their Hokage has already burped his ass!"

Hidan laughed wildly, and while moving his steps slightly, his body gathered strength. At this time, he was like a lion waking up.

"Shh!"

A kunai shot out, and there was a weird technique on the kunai.

"A little trick! Sure enough, there's one hidden in the woods!"

Hidan swung his Death Scythe in an attempt to deflect the kunai away.

"Shh!"

A figure appeared on his face instantly, which startled Hidan. Where did that big black mouse come from?

"Flying Thunder God Slash!"

It penetrated the chest and the blood flowed continuously.

"Hehehe, it really hurts. You will be in more pain soon!"

Perhaps because of the smell of blood, Hidan was completely ignited.

In the forest, Senju Hashirama clapped his hands.

"Woodun, the tree world is coming!"

"Boom!"

The ground shook violently, and Tobirama smiled contemptuously. His elder brother always liked to make things so violent.

"Whoosh whoosh!"

Countless branches soared into the sky. They were originally in the forest, and the first-generation wood escape was even more prosperous.

While Kakuzu moved flexibly, he looked into the depths of the forest with lingering fear, his green eyes eager to see clearly the figure in the forest.

Hidan was much more reckless, wielding the Death Scythe, cutting off the branches that tried to block him along the way, stepping on the thick trunk, and headed straight towards the Senju Tobirama.

Senju Tobirama turned around confidently and jumped back into the team. After all, that man had already taken action.

Soon the ground shook violently again, and countless towering trees and the original branches in the forest came to life, and the branches like a tide bound the two people tightly.

Seeing such a scene, Zabuza couldn't help but think of that beautiful afternoon, when he was squeezed dry and fainted like this...

"Damn it! Put me down if you can! Lord Evil God will kill you all!"

Hidan struggled hard, but the more he struggled, the tighter the branches wrapped around him became.

Sen smiled evilly, took out the slippers from his waist and walked over.

"Snapped!"

"I let you speak!"

"Snapped!"

"Dare to stare at me?"

"Snapped!"

"I made you blink!"

Kakuzu closed his eyes silently, it was so miserable, so insulting...

He already had the answer in his heart. Who else could use this level of Wood Release Ninjutsu besides that man, but he didn't understand why the first generation, who had been dead for many years, appeared here...

"Snapped!"

"Why did you hit me! I didn't speak, I didn't blink, I didn't glare at you, I didn't arch my nose, and I didn't move my eyes. What's the reason this time!"

Hidan roared, declaring his inner dissatisfaction.

Uchiha Mori picked his nose and said calmly:

"Oh, because of the asymmetry, the left cheek was hit three times and the right cheek was hit only twice."

Everyone on the side was stunned and blurted out:

"But what you just slapped was on the left cheek."

Ok? !

"Reminded me."

"Clap!"

Sweet double critical hits.

Kakuzu cast an ambiguous look, "Brothers, you didn't mean it. You are used to being beaten anyway, so two more spankings is nothing."

Hidan: You are amazing!You are noble!Trade my face for your peace!

"Okay, let's take a rest, Sen. Who asked you to come?"

Senju Tsunade followed Senju Hashirama out of the forest and looked at the two of them and said.

"Humph!"

Hidan turned his head away, dissatisfaction written all over his face.

"Oh, you are still in high spirits, Muggle native, today I will see if your evil god can save you."

"I'll make you shake your head!"

"I'll show you the grass!"

"I'll show you the river!"

"I told you to close your eyes!"

Tsunade looked helplessly at Kakuzu on the side. Obviously, this guy looked smarter on the surface.

"If you want to survive, the organization, purpose, and who told you about the death of Konoha's third Hokage."

A pair of beautiful eyes stared at Kakuzu, which was not scary. What really made Kakuzu's soul tremble was that behind those beautiful eyes, there were two giant Buddhas staring at him eagerly...

what to do..

How to save yourself when surrounded by the First Hokage, the Second Hokage, and the Fifth Hokage...

Waiting online, very anxious.