Konoha: This mental illness is a bit Uchiha

At this time, the border of the land of fire

The immortal duo wearing black auspicious cloud robes were walking along the tree-lined path, chatting comfortably.

"Hahaha, the price of Kakuzu's order is a bit high. No matter if I finish this order, I will get at least 3000 million taels!"

Kakuzu didn't bother to pay attention to the talkative man next to him. He even doubted the leader's recruitment standards now. Why was he stuffed with all kinds of crooked melons and dates? He was already very tired of making money!

"Look at that puppy over there, it's so funny how he shrugs!"

"By the way Kakuzu, I'm curious because your body is sewn with needles and threads. Have you ever sewed one or the other for yourself?"

"But then again, if it is really possible, then wouldn't you be invincible? Infinite extension? Automatic expansion and contraction!!"

...

"Can you please be quiet? If you are really bored, take a look at the target file. If you force me to do it again, believe it or not, I will sew your mouth shut!"

Kakuzu only felt that his anger level had reached the critical point. He didn't want to see his troublesome teammates beside him, so his pace suddenly accelerated.

According to the route, the opponent should be at the border of the Fire Country and the Iron Country. Emmm, I heard that Jilu of the Fire Temple is a member of the twelve guardian ninjas. His head is worth 3000 million taels. Take advantage of this. You can do a private deal if you have the chance.

short book street

BBQ shop

"So, this kid is from our side?"

Senju Tobirama stared at Uchiha Mori in front of him with a suspicious expression. After a period of communication, he learned from Jiraiya that the Uchiha clan had been exterminated a few years ago, and only the huge Uchiha clan was left. The second young master Uchiha Sasuke and the abnormal-headed Uchiha Mori in front of him.

But when something goes wrong, there must be a demon. In a short time, Senju Tobirama labeled Uchiha Mori as someone who pretends to be crazy and acts like a fool. It was such a coincidence that he happened to be outside the clan that night.

"Second brother, try breaking through those shackles."

Senju Hashirama came over quietly and said.

"Ok?"

If he could invent this technique, he would naturally have a way to break it. Senju Tobirama regarded him as the eldest brother and was ready to destroy the remnants of the Uchiha clan. He was very obedient and formed seals with his hands to mobilize the chakra in his body.

and many more!

Why no response? !

That's right, the flaws I left behind have actually been repaired?

When this technique was originally developed, Senju Tobirama specially left a fatal flaw, which is impossible for ordinary people to discover, because once it is tampered with, it is equivalent to developing a new technique.

Senju Tobirama stayed where he was, he now understood what his elder brother meant by what he said.

Apparently Senju Hashirama has tried secretly, which means that as long as Mori is willing, he can control the two of them at any time, like puppets on strings.

With lingering fear, he glanced at Uchiha Mori, who was sitting on a stool eating barbecue. Senju Tobirama secretly breathed a sigh of relief. At least this kid didn't look too smart...

[Haha, not only is he not very smart, he is simply amazing! 】

[It has been detected that the host is suffering from extremely strong mental illness. Does it require treatment? 】

"You idiot! Where are you! You're the one with mental illness! Hiding in a small blue square, you have no face to see people! Hiding in the dark and scolding you Grandpa Sen, I think you are lighting a lantern in the toilet, looking for shit !”

"Come out! Your grandfather and I are here!"

"My dear grandson, you have the guts to curse, you have the guts to come out! What kind of bird are you with chicken feathers on a bat?"

...

"This is?"

The first generation and the second generation looked at each other. This was the first time for the two of them to see such a ninja. He stood on a stool and pointed at the wall and cursed for 10 minutes. How much hatred was there... Did the wall steal his barbecue?

"Ignore him, ignore him. This guy always has a few hours every day. We have long been used to it."

Tsunade waved his hand casually.

Qianju Feijian stared with suspicion on his face, covered his mouth and said softly:

"Xiao Tsuna, you are going to be the fifth generation soon. Don't trust others easily. There is something weird about that kid. You still have to be more careful...especially since neither your uncle nor I can break his filthy reincarnation."

"Although I don't want to admit it, at least I am not as good as him in terms of attainments in this technique. The most terrifying thing is his age."

Senju Tobirama is always like this, with great hostility towards anyone from the Uchiha clan.

"Hahaha, let's take care of ourselves now that we've come. It's no longer something you and I can change how my second brother's village will develop. Since you can't go back, just stay here."

Senju Hashirama hugged his good brother carelessly, looking up to the sky and laughing.

"Yes, yes, although I took over the position of the Fifth Hokage, I plan to let the eldest grandfather and the second grandfather actually control the village."

Tsunade expressed her long-cherished wish. Originally, she didn't want to actually sit in that position.

"you..."

For a moment, Qian Shu Fei was speechless and choked.

"Tsunade-sama, it turns out you had this idea from the beginning!"

Shizune on the side couldn't sit still and scolded loudly.

If both the first generation and the second generation can be resurrected...can the third and fourth generations also be resurrected...

Jiraiya turned around and looked at Uchiha Mori earnestly. In the end, his sensibility defeated his reason. He walked over slowly, rubbed his hands in embarrassment, and then said:

"Sen, can you help me resurrect two people too."

"No."

Mori turned his head to the side and ignored Jiraiya's plea.

"Why.."

I was also a little disappointed.

"I have spent 1000 years of my energy just now! I am very tired and empty now. I need a lot of meat, and I also need to soak in the best hot spring pool to rest."

Sen was talking nonsense to himself.

Behind him, Haku and Zabuza couldn't hold back their laughter.

Only then did Jiraiya realize it, and he said generously:

"No problem, you can eat as much as you want, and I can also buy you a big house! I can also promise to do three things for you in the future!"

Hearing this, Shiro and Zabuza were in awe. The three things of a Kage-level powerhouse were not unimportant, and Jiraiya, who was also one of the Sannin, also played a decisive role in Konoha.

"You can really eat whatever you want!"

Mori's eyes were shining, and he stared at Jiraiya like he was looking at a shy and shy little sister.

"Yes, yes, you can eat as much as you want."

The thing is done, eat with an open stomach, and eat as much as you can, Jiraiya thought in his mind.

after an hour..

"What? You actually want to charge me 1000 million taels for a barbecue? Do you believe it or not? I burned down your shop!"

Jiraiya slapped the table angrily, what a joke. Before leaving, he took a special look at the table. There were only about two hundred plates.

"Guests, we have records. The 220 plates of meat we ate were worth 300 million taels of silver, but that guest took away a hundred plates of barbecue before he left."

Following the boss's instructions, Uchiha Mori was pulling Shiro to run away...

Depend on!I was tricked by this brat!

Painfully, I handed a scroll to the boss...

Quickly left this sad place.

Momochi Zabuza: Seeing other people’s misfortune makes me feel much better~