Konoha: This mental illness is a bit Uchiha

【Ding!Successfully completed the one-star mission and defeated Orochimaru head-on】

"Turn on the lights, turn on the lights, turn on the lights!"

Uchiha Mori kept struggling in the snake's belly, his body covered in mucus.

Shiro and Zabuza noticed something strange and searched in the direction they had just left.

Sasuke and Sakura chose to hide nearby, waiting for Naruto to return. After all, unlike Zabuza, they were here to take the exam, and Sasuke also needed some time to recover his chakra.

"Why haven't you come back yet... Could it be that Naruto fell into the trap of another team?"

Sakura was a little worried, and the rules of the competition required all three members of the team to get the scroll of heaven and earth and go to the mission location to pass. If something happened to Naruto, their team would automatically lose the qualification to advance.

"Let's wait and see for a while. Pay attention to the surrounding areas. Didn't we agree on a secret code?"

Uchiha Sasuke, who was sitting cross-legged on the ground, said calmly.

On the other side of the forest, Zabuza kept searching along the trail on the ground and found the python that swallowed Uchiha Mori.

"Huh? It's just a psychic beast... Mr. Mori thinks this is very interesting..."

Shiro was a little confused and couldn't help but look at Zabuza aside, as if asking if he wanted to help.

Zabuza noticed that there was an obvious protrusion in the middle of the python, and he thought it must be Uchiha Mori's movement.

"I don't know what's going on, but I'd better save Mr. Mori first."

He pulled out the beheading knife from his back and swung it twice cleanly.

"Swish!"

Exactly, Uchiha Mori stopped restlessly and blinked.

Huh?

light is on?

Climbing out neatly, he formed a considerate hand seal with his white hands. A light wind swirled around Sen's body. After a while, the sticky feeling disappeared from his body.

"Master Mori, why are you in the belly of the python? Is someone sneaking up on you?"

Bai's words were like a fuse, igniting Sen's explosive keg.

"I remembered! A snake meatball came to me just now! I thought he was the pork tenderloin shop at the end of the street! Then the lights went out, and the damn Muggle turned out to be a despicable villain who came to attack me. Hit him every time you see him!"

Snake meatballs?

The meat delivery guy at the end of the street...

Forget it, as long as everything is fine...

The two people who couldn't understand Sen Yan's language could only comfort themselves in this way.

"By the way, Nicole Robin (Bai), let's set up the pot and let me try to see if the snake meat tastes good."

what?

All right...

You are the biggest...

...

"Lord Orochimaru, you...haven't beaten that guy?"

The three-person team of Sactos and Jin immediately took Orochimaru to a safe area and separated two people to guard. Toss quietly waited for Orochimaru's instructions.

"Emm, you're careless. Sure enough, every pair of kaleidoscopes is not simple..."

Orochimaru is still a little scared. The illusion of the Mangekyō Sharingan is simply terrifying. Recalling the battle just now, he only looked at him once at the beginning, but at that time he did not see the other party using the Mangekyō at all. , then there is only one possibility. When they first met, they were already under the illusion...

So... with such an excellent fighting sense, is that guy really a lunatic?

Hahaha, the Uchiha clan... is getting more and more interesting.

Orochimaru's mental journey perfectly explains the sentence, my strength depends entirely on your imagination.

The battle with Mori also completely aroused Orochimaru's yearning for the Sharingan, and he forcibly propped up his still-unrecovered body and headed towards the lake.

In this forest, there are more than one pair of Sharingan...

...

At this time, Uchiha Mori and the others gathered around a small boiler to add a meal. The genin team that happened to pass by saw these three people and could only leave in disgust.

Damn it, no one cares about it!

I just ate barbecue, and now I’m making soup!

You’re not a participating member, so why are you here?

I couldn't beat him, so I was very angry. Everyone present didn't know that the boy wearing striped sheets was a very powerful ninja.

"Hahaha, why does this meat taste a bit like chicken, but it's also quite delicious, huh huh huh."

"Yeah, it's really good, mainly because Bai's craftsmanship is good."

Zabuza hadn't eaten much just now, and now he couldn't stop talking. He just managed to convince Mori that the stew must be cooked over charcoal fire to taste better.

Phew, at least the soup stew won't let me be a tool in the future. TT

After drinking this bowl of soup, Bujin recalled the boy chasing in the sunset. That was his lost youth.

"By the way, do you think snake meat would be delicious if grilled?"

Sen looked at the two of them excitedly, as if he had discovered something interesting.

Forehead...

Shiro didn't care, turned his head to look at the gloomy Zabuza, and said against his will:

"We haven't eaten that Mr. Mori yet, but now there is no food left. All the snake meat just now has been eaten."

Shiro pointed to a pool of blood on the ground, as well as bones. It's hard for a clever woman to make a meal without rice. Lord Mori shouldn't blame me, and Lord Buza wouldn't be so tired. I'm really a clever little guy.

"Emmm, in that case, why don't we go find the snake meatballs? I remember he had two snakes just now, and the other one just happened to be grilled and eaten!"

Just do what you say, and soon the entire team in the Death Forest suffered. The Konoha Ninja Village was fine, but the other villages were uncomfortable. Uchiha Mori wailed wherever he passed.

I believe that after tonight, no one will forget the boy who smiled and asked if he had any snake meat...

In the southeast corner of the Death Forest, Naruto, who had dressed up everything, walked out of the forest and came to the river.

Hum hum, this time I will never be exposed again, I am just a group of children, watch how I play with you.

Soon Orochimaru entered the state, put one hand behind his head and scratched his head, walked out with a smile, looked at the duo standing by the lake and said hello:

"Hahaha, it's been a long time since I've been there, but I feel much more refreshed now~ By the way, why hasn't that guy Sen come back yet?"

Sasuke glanced at Naruto and stopped talking. Sakura looked unkind and complained:

"Really, why have you been here for so long, and don't say these things in front of a lady!"

"Zabuza and the others went looking for you, didn't you see them?"

Before Sakura could finish her words, Sasuke punched Naruto in the cheek.

"boom!"

After rolling three times in the air, Orochimaru thought a lot.

How was I exposed?

I obviously haven't done anything yet?

why?

No, as proud as I would never admit!

It's a tentative attack!That's right!

"Even if it's a little late... there's no need to take such a heavy blow..."

Sakura looked nervous and tried to ease the relationship between her teammates.

"Pfft!"

After falling heavily to the ground, Naruto got up, caressed his beaten cheek, and complained:

"What are you doing? This hurts!"

Sasuke took out the kunai from the ninja bag on his leg, chuckled and said:

"Hmph, just one point is enough to explain the problem. That guy Naruto would never use the name Sen."

Sakura on the side also calmed down, yes, it seems that since they met, Naruto has never called Mori by his first name.

That's it..

After learning the truth, Orochimaru knew that the game was over, and his true face was revealed after a burst of smoke.

"I didn't expect you to know those guys so well, but it's strange that a proud Uchiha would care about these ordinary little things."

Perhaps because of the loss he suffered last time, Orochimaru was less tempted this time, and swept the two of them with crushing strength. After defeating Naruto, who was belatedly arriving, Orochimaru finally revealed his true colors.

He formed a seal with his hands and came straight towards Sasuke with his mouth wide open.

Hahaha, I planted a seed and it will soon grow into fruit. Today is a great day~

"Zoro! That guy is a snake meatball! Quick, ask him for snake meat!"

A familiar voice came from not far away.

"Shh!"

"boom!"

Mochi Zabuza instantly came to Sasuke, twisted the blade with one hand, and swung the decapitating sword vigorously. The back of the blade came into close contact with Orochimaru's cheek.

Orochimaru felt dizzy. Zabuza was not as powerful as Sasuke.

Looking at the traces of the battle around him, Zabuza frowned...

Something is not good...is this interfering with the progress of the game...

etc!This momentum!

Momochi Zabuza realized that something was wrong. When he reached the level of jounin strength, he would instinctively feel this chilling feeling. It was a shadow-level powerhouse!

Snake meatballs...snake...shadow level powerhouse...

It's Orochimaru, one of the Sannin of Konoha!

Forget it, Mr. Mori is standing in front of me anyway.

I soon felt relieved. He was just a shadow-level powerhouse, and Sen should be fine...

While Zabuza was playing with Xiao Jiujiu in his mind, he peeked in the direction of the woods. The figure that could make him feel at ease has not yet appeared...

After half the payment, Mori came out, put his hands on his hips, gave Orochimaru the middle finger, and said arrogantly:

"What did I think it was? It turned out that I ate the rubber fruit like Luffy. Long-necked monster. Give you a chance. I want to eat snake meat. Hand it over obediently. Otherwise, I will let you know about Dragon Slayer Magister." Fire Dragon Natsu is so awesome!"

???

Several people present had different expressions.

Bai was confused: Isn't that a character made up by Mr. Mori himself?

Zabuzamuna: Don’t play tricks at this time, okay...

System: [As long as you name something normal, believe it or not, I can conjure it up for you! ! 】

Regarding Mori, Orochimaru was retreating in his heart. There was Zabuza on the field who was watching with eager eyes. The situation seemed to be somewhat unfavorable to him...

Forget it, there is only a long time to come, Sasuke is destined to be in his pocket, and he is not in a hurry.

"Haha, Sasuke-kun, I believe we will meet again."

Licking his lips, Orochimaru left an unfounded sentence and left.

"call..."

Zabuza breathed a sigh of relief... He was still frightened even if he faced a strong Kage level person. Maybe it was because he had experienced life and death, and now he had lost that indomitable momentum.

"It's your uncle! If you have the ability, show up. If you have the ability, don't run away!"

Uchiha Mori put his hands on his hips and yelled, and the considerate Shiro immediately stepped forward to comfort him.

Uchiha Sasuke, who had just experienced a big battle on the tree trunk, was a little weak, but he still jumped down.

"Sakura, go check on Naruto's injury."

"Ow, okay."

After sending Sakura away, Sasuke slowly approached the three of them, but heard Zabuza and Haku's whispered conversation.

"It was really thrilling just now. The guy opposite is not simple." Zabuza said with lingering fear.

"Even Zabuza-sama isn't sure of defeating him?"

Looking at Shiro's expression, Zabuza looked self-deprecating, "Damn it, I don't even know how much I weigh..."

"One of the three ninjas of Konoha, a strong shadow-level warrior, Lord Leng, Orochimaru."

"Movie level..."

Bai covered his mouth in horror, and then he understood what the few people were facing just now. The shadow level was the highest combat power known in the world.

Hearing this, Sasuke looked at the figure by the lake.

Walked over slowly.

"Sen..."

Sasuke was about to speak, but was interrupted ruthlessly.

"Call me Da Senzi, and Xiao Xie also dares to call me by my first name."

Mori didn't even look at Sasuke, but he could feel the disdain just from his tone.

I will endure...

Sasuke's fists clenched and unclenched, unclenched and clenched.

"Omori, let me discuss something with you."

"Say!"

Sasuke's response was still the rounded back of his head, with his messy hairstyle and three whirlpools forced out of him.

Bear it...

If you ask for something from others, ask for it from others...

Sasuke kept telling himself in his mind.

"Kill someone for me, and I'll treat you to barbecue every day from now on."

Now you should have no reason to reject me.

Sasuke thought smugly that he had a good grasp of Mori's taste, but the result was unexpected.

【Ding!Trigger a special mission outside the plot: Hatred of Uchiha. Mission content: Find Uchiha Itachi, the Uchiha sinner who massacred the clan, and kill him.Mission reward: Eternal Mangekyō Sharingan (automatic awakening of advanced bloodline)]

"No."

Mori refused without thinking.

"why?"

Sasuke was a little panicked. After all, among all the people around him, only Mori had this strength...

"Don't you want to help your tribe get revenge? Some of them are your relatives, right?"

Unable to suppress his inner desire, Sasuke said anxiously.

"I have no relatives."

【Ding!The host refused to accept the task and the task disappeared]

This sentence hit Sasuke's heart directly. When he looked at Sen again, he suddenly realized that he had never understood the same race in front of him. Sen had seemed out of place a long time ago. He would often look up at the moon in the sky like he does now, as if He never belonged here...

This visceral feeling of loneliness infected Sasuke.

I should rely on myself...I bear the glory of the entire Uchiha family...I must not be defeated here!

Sasuke warned himself.

Without saying another word, I silently returned to the team. I will start conquering this forest.

Zabuza approached the lake with Haku.

"Master Mori, it's time for us to go back."

Zabuza nodded crazily, yes, yes, if he doesn't go back... there might be some trouble...

I'm actually pretty good at home...