Konoha: This mental illness is a bit Uchiha

"But having said that, the second game is even more exciting, right Sasuke and Sakura?"

Naruto put his hands on the back of his neck and walked leisurely at the front of the team, without any sense of urgency during the competition.

"Cheer up, you know we can put the most important thing on you!"

Seeing Naruto's expression, Sakura felt like she had made a very stupid decision.

Among the three-person team, only Sasuke calmly analyzed the current situation.

"Everyone is an enemy right now. The type of scroll each team gets is unknown. If you want to find the scrolls your team needs, you can only fight them one by one..."

"Huh, it's better to rely on these two guys than on yourself... hmm!"

From somewhere in the forest, a plume of black smoke suddenly rose, causing Sasuke to stop and watch.

"Is there such an idiot? Wouldn't starting a fire in the forest make him a target of public criticism?"

"Are you too confident or an idiot..."

Apparently not only Sasuke, but Naruto and Sakura also saw the black smoke.

"Which idiot is this? There's a fire in the forest?"

"I don't know, but should we go check it out?"

The two people's monotonous thinking left Sasuke speechless.

"Let's take a look around. Such an obvious target will attract the attention of most teams. It might be a trap."

Sasuke sealed the deal, and he did not want to be eliminated in the second game. Whether it was the pride of being an Uchiha or the pressure on himself, he was forced to try his best to lead the team to the finals.

Most of the teams had the same idea. After all, such a stupid behavior as living in the forest looked like a trap.

Suddenly surrounded by black smoke, no fewer than dozens of participating teams gathered within a 500-meter radius.

Right below the trap, Mochi Zabuza formed a seal with his hands, his mouth slightly opened and spitting out flames continuously, and the sweat on his forehead told the bitterness in his heart.

"Hey, Roronoa Zoro (Zabuza), don't be lazy. Where are you now? Increase the firepower!"

Uchiha Mori held ten meat skewers in each hand and kept urging.

"Uh-huh!"

I'm furious!I am a Jonin after all!

The caring Shiro fanned Zabuza and said apologetically:

"I'm sorry, Zabuza-sama...I don't know Fire Release, so I can only make you work harder..."

"Hey, Bai, go over there and get all Omoriko's treasures!"

Sen pointed to the sauces placed on the table mat, his throat moved slightly, and he signaled Bai to brush himself with the secret sauce.

“Grilled chicken wings~my favorite~”

They were talking and laughing, completely forgetting that at this moment they were in the venue for the Chunin Examination...

"Shhhhh!"

Naruto and the three of them had arrived near the smoke.

"Huh?! I seem to smell a familiar smell..."

Naruto said in a low voice.

"Shut up and keep your voice down, you want to kill us Naruto!"

Sakura interrupted Naruto.

"Yes, there are indeed people grilling meat here. Something is wrong. Haven't you noticed that the surrounding forest is surprisingly quiet. Apparently there are at least eight teams hidden in this area."

Sasuke, true to himself as Sasuke, quickly took control of the situation.

"Then what are we going to do?"

Sakura had a worried look on her face. In her opinion, as long as she behaved a little bit, she could stay in this forest with Sasuke for five days. She didn't want to encounter danger and be eliminated on the first day.

"Emmm... don't act rashly. Danger also comes with opportunities. If the other teams start fighting in advance, we can reap the benefits."

Sasuke crouched on a branch and expressed his opinion. In a chaotic battle, it was only possible to fish in troubled waters. The strength of his own team was worrying, and there was no one who could fight...

"Yeah, then just do as Sasuke-kun said."

In fact, it's nice to just stay quietly by Sasuke's side like this. I'm so happy, Inobo, just envy me!

Sakura's alter ego shouted loudly...

"Hey, this is too boring."

Naruto was about to complain, but when he saw the look in Sakura's eyes that wanted to kill him, he had no choice but to give in, raised his head and leaned on the tree trunk, and just started to close his eyes and rest.

However, this state did not last long, and the smell of barbecue soon began to torture the hearts of the surrounding teams.

"I smell the sweet aroma of honey, the fragrance of pork, and the good sauce. It seems to use the secret spices of our Akimichi clan!"

Akimichi Choji lay down in the grass, clutching his belly and started to complain, his eyes full of longing.

"Ah, Choji, be more reserved... We are on the field now, and your behavior is very dangerous!"

Ino Yamanaka comforted her teammates in a low voice. Although she was also very hungry, the energy in her heart that refused to admit defeat came out. Come on, Ino, you must not lose to that guy Sakura!

Compared to the two of them, Shikamaru was much calmer.

It doesn't make sense. Who would be in the mood to have a barbecue picnic in such an environment?Among the many teams on this trip, it seems that there are only a few strong ones... Couldn't they be the guys from Sunagakure Ninja Village?

"Shh, everyone should be quiet. I feel like we can't stay in this place any longer. It won't be good for us after dark. We need to find a place to hide."

Among the Ino, Shika, and Butterfly team, Ino and Choji agreed with Shikamaru's analysis, and soon the three of them left far away.

"This scent! Yes, this must be Sen!"

Mori often grilled meat at home, and Naruto kept the unique taste in mind. The sauce was specially prepared by Shiro, and no other restaurant in the entire Konoha Village had it.

"Sasuke-Sakura, follow me to eat something delicious!"

After saying that, Naruto jumped out and couldn't bear the excitement in his heart, even forgetting to explain.

"Hello!"

Sakura was a little confused and couldn't help but look at Sasuke beside her.

"This guy!"

Sasuke's forehead had veins popping out, but as soon as he thought about it he said:

"Sakura, you and Naruto will be exposed for a while. Be careful not to get hurt. I'm dormant in the dark."

Apparently Sakura didn't understand what Sasuke meant, so she nodded and chased after him.

I'll delay it as long as possible... I have to kill all the teams at once... I want to become famous in one battle!I will promote Uchiha's reputation!

...

"I knew it was you!"

Naruto rushed out of the woods and found Uchiha Mori enjoying a meal by the river, Shiro who was having a barbecue, and Momochi Zabuza who had been reduced to a tool.

"Yeah, yeah! Dongdongliang, come and fuck."

Uchiha Mori kindly handed over a bunch of grilled chicken wings, patted the grass beside him, and pointed to the air in front of him.

"Come on, watch Fairy Tail with me, it's always fun!!"

Naruto was not polite, took the skewers and sat on the floor, completely ignoring Zabuza's resentful gaze from the side.

I didn’t even get a damn bite of it!

No, I have to find a way to catch a tool...

But wouldn't this be good...

who cares?Anyway, Yousen is standing in front...

Perhaps because he has been with Uchiha Mori for a long time, Zabuza is no longer as cautious as he was at the beginning.

"Naruto! How can you make the decision on your own! Hey... you are not..."

Sakura, who was belatedly arriving, suddenly appeared. When she saw Shiro, Zabuza, Uchiha Mori, and Naruto who was sitting aside and masturbating enthusiastically, she immediately understood what was going on...

So the question is, should we ask Sasuke to come down...

The barbecue is really delicious...

Zabuza soon discovered Uchiha Sasuke hiding in the dark.

It seems like that guy has fire escape...

"Bai, go and find out the guy hiding in the dark."

Giving Shiro a "leave it to you" look, Zabuza quickly renewed his flames. Just for a moment, Mori looked back at him...

"But, isn't this bad..."

Bai Ya knew that it was now the time for the Chunin Exam, and barbecuing was something that consumed chakra...

Zabuza had an earnest look on his face, his eyes wanting to write out a five thousand word explanation of the situation.

"All right..."

After all, Shiro couldn't resist Zabuza's gaze, so he ducked to a certain branch of a tree.

How can it be!

Yes, Sasuke also noticed the person appearing behind him...

"Sasuke-kun, please help me grill the meat..."

So polite...and so rude...

It seemed that Shiro was negotiating...but it sounded to Sasuke that he had no other choice...

5 minute later..

"Hmm, it smells so good. Sasuke-kun's grilled meat is just different~"

Sakura was not forgetting to show her courtesy while making skewers, and Haku and Zabuza were also free.

Sasuke's expression looked like he was suffering from something that smelled terrible.

"what!!"

A scream came, and Sakura and others followed the sound.

"That is?"

Naruto was a little dazed and seemed to understand something vaguely.

Sen waved his hand and said:

"Dongdongliang, don't worry about it. I don't know which one is shameless. Every once in a while, he will cry and howl at the other end of the forest, which affects me, Omorizi, from watching anime."

[Ding! Mission refreshed, Konoha Collapse Plan, prevent Orochimaru from destroying Konoha Ninja Village, mission rating, one star: Defeat Orochimaru head-on, two stars: Prevent Orochimaru from summoning past Hokages, three stars: Konoha The level of casualties in Ninja Village has been reduced to less than 100 people. Currently (10/100), do you want to accept it? 】

"I'm so annoyed, don't stop me from watching TV!"

[Um, I didn’t mean to influence you...]

"Dongdong Demon, I have to go to the toilet. Do you want to go?"

Naruto stood up, lowered his head and asked.

"Yeah, okay."

Sen also stood up, and they walked to the lake together and unbuttoned their belts.

"Hey! There are girls here, okay? If you need to pee, go into the forest!"

Sakura blushed with embarrassment, pointed at the two and cursed angrily.

"Alright alright."

"Girls are trouble, aren't they Dong Dong Yao?"

"Emm, yes, except Erza."

After the two left, Bai packed up everything and sat quietly by the lake waiting.

"Bai, that guy Sen is so weird and can't communicate well. How did you communicate with him?"

Sakura came closer, and everyone present looked kinder. As for the old man with a big knife on his back...

Forget it, he's ugly and has a fierce look on his face.

"Actually, Master Mori is a very kind person. As long as you contact him seriously, you will find that he is different from the Uchiha described by others."

Bai was always like this, gentle and understanding.

Sasuke was stunned as he listened... turning his head in disdain. Only by becoming stronger can he take revenge.

in the forest

Uchiha Mori shook his body and lifted up his pants, and Naruto's voice came from behind.

"The cave monster is gone."

Under the leadership of Naruto, the two walked slowly.

【Ding!A ninja with a high risk factor is detected around you]

【Ding!Name: Orochimaru; Strength: Kage level; Danger factor: 7, trying to seize the Mangekyō Sharingan for his own research, targeting Sasuke and the host]

【Ding!Automatically accept missions, Konoha Collapse Plan]

【Ding!I suggest the host take a preemptive strike and take off his shoes and shoot him to death]

Well, this little blue screen has won my heart recently.

Quietly taking out his slippers, Sen asked softly:

"Dongdongliang, do you remember Erza on the shore of Daming Lake?"

At this time, Orochimaru's transformed Naruto was walking in front with a stunned expression.

Where is Daming Lake?Who is Erza?

do not care

"I remember it, Cave Demon."

Hearing the other party's answer, Sen jumped up and snapped his slippers down from top to bottom.

【Ding!Chakra bonus, automatically turned on for the host]

The slippers were wrapped in blue chakra and fell rapidly, hitting the target steadily.

'Snapped! '

Right in the heart!

There was a huge bump on the back of his head.

Orochimaru pretended to be calm, turned around with a smile and said:

"Dongdong Demon, why did you hit me suddenly..."

Mori hunched over, scratching his head and ears, his eyes fixed on the fake Naruto in front of him and said:

"Hey, goblin, I, Old Sen, have seen through your trick a long time ago, and you want to pretend to be a fool to deceive me! I'm afraid you don't know your Grandpa Sen's sharp eyes!"

[...It seems that Journey to the West cannot be released either]

"Haha, he is indeed an Uchiha with the Mangekyo Sharingan."

With a sneer on his face, Naruto took off his disguise, his eyes turned into snake pupils, he stuck out his tongue and licked his lips. After a burst of smoke, a woman wearing a hat came out.

"In that case, let me learn your clever tricks first!"

Mori seemed to suddenly think of something, scratched his head and asked Orochimaru:

"But your name is Orochimaru. Are the meatballs made of snake meat really delicious? Is snake meat more delicious than pork and beef?"

"Hehehe, Sen is really an interesting person, so are you ready?"

As he spoke, Orochimaru's eyes narrowed, and a chilling aura swept over him, reaching Uchiha Mori's eyeballs.

Sen turned his back, as if he didn't feel it at all, and was still thinking about the question in his mind, whether snake meat is better or pork is better.

【Ding!Orochimaru's murderous aura has been automatically blocked]

"So, how about this!"

Two dark brown giant pythons swarmed up following Orochimaru's instructions.

Moving quickly with his mouth wide open.

【Ding!Please don’t worry about it, dongdongyao. Snake meat is more delicious than beef and pork! 】

"Oh, yes!"

Sen looked at the blue screen and suddenly realized that a big mouth suddenly hit behind him.

"Boom!"

"Huh? Why did you turn off the lights?"

【You are in the snake's belly...】

"What? How can that be done? Omori hasn't eaten snake meat yet!"

[Okay, automatically open the Mangekyō Sharingan and release the right eye illusion Star Wheel Era! 】

[Target Locked: Orochimaru]

what! !

Orochimaru's eyes flickered, and he was in a state of chaos. Countless bright stars were shining with dazzling light, stinging every inch of skin like sharp swords. But this was far from over. Visible to the naked eye, countless tiny dots of flames were visible. Coming towards myself...

Illusion·Solution!

Orochimaru tried to disrupt his own chakra, but it was useless. This feeling was just like that time...

Bad memories flooded into my mind. I was also treated like this by Itachi...