Konoha: This mental illness is a bit Uchiha

"Boss, can this guy handle it?"

Moriwaki Takumi saw Uchiha Mori and his party from a distance. Among them, Uchiha Mori, who was standing in the center, must be the strongest and the highest among them. At that time, Moriwaki Takumi noticed that this yellow-haired man was Standing next to Uchiha Mori, it means that his status and strength should not be weak, so he asked this question. After all, he didn't know whether the boss was afraid of their numbers or a specific person. .

Danzo Shimura pondered briefly:

"Deidara, the genius of the Iwagakure ninja village blast escape ninja... can fight, but it may require a little sacrifice."

Shimura Danzo carefully considered it in his heart. He really didn't want to lose a Sharingan because of Deidara. After all, in his current situation, one of the trump cards on his body would be one less. He had already paid too much to please Orochimaru before going to the hospital. At this point, he himself had nothing left except these things on his body.

Biting his lip angrily, Danzo Shimura looked at Deidara with a calm expression and said:

"Hey, isn't this Uchiha Mori's beloved disciple? Why did I just want to host a banquet here to entertain my old friends, and you guys came so impatiently. Are you worried that I can't afford to treat you to a meal?"

Deidara was stunned for a moment, then realized that this was probably the opponent's delaying strategy. He couldn't help but control the big bird to gently lift it up to another height, and said sarcastically:

"Haha, the leader of Konoha Ninja Village in the past actually had such a great reputation now, which is quite good. When you think about it, you have many more people under your control now than before."

Anyway, it was not him who was at fault for chatting, not to mention being able to bully the little old man in front of him. Deidara was also very interested. After all, the other person's life resume was filled with two big words, shameless.

Shimura Danzo certainly wouldn't care about these things with Deidara. Anyway, the two of them are evenly matched now, and it's just that Deidara is doing a little better than him now.

"Haha, so what, as long as I'm still alive, I still have hope, right?"

The corners of Shimura Danzo's mouth were raised slightly, and his expression showed strong confidence, as if these were not difficult for him. As long as he was given enough time, he would definitely make a comeback. Of course, his previous actions also proved that His perseverance.

Deidara also looked determined to win. He was thinking about how he could let you run away, you old Chinese. If you run away, master's One Piece treasure will be in vain. We don't know yet. How long does it take to float on the sea?

Thinking of this, I suddenly missed making barbecue. Open flames are not allowed on wooden boats. Luxury items like barbecue that need to be lit all the time are certainly not available. However, in his sleep, Deidara smelled too much. The smell of barbecue.

When they asked Zabuza and others afterwards, they were vague and half-covered up the matter. They always laughed and said that they were too greedy, and Deidara was also doubtful.

I almost forgot, business is more important!

"I almost forgot that there are serious things, Shimura Danzo-sama, oh no, Shimura Danzo Island Master, you can't leave today no matter what, please lend me your head, maybe the master will... Maybe you’ll teach me a new technique if you’re happy.”

Deidara smiled happily, always feeling that if he took the credit this time, Uchiha Mori would definitely reward him well.

"Then see the real chapter under your hand!"

Shimura Danzo took up his posture and prepared for battle. At the same time, he looked at his younger brother Moriwaki Takumi beside him and said seriously:

"Takumi, now is the time for you and I to work together. After a while, I will use ninjutsu to attack from behind, and you will take the opportunity to use teleportation and sword skills to carry out interspersed attacks. Don't be reckless at the beginning, wait until I think of a solution Shoot it down before you attack, save your energy first, just distract your line of sight from the side, you understand!"

In fact, Shimura Danzo planned to sneak away while Moriwaki Takumi attacked. Although this guy was a chuunin and close to jounin in strength, he was not worth it. In Danzo's eyes, he was the only one who was the most powerful. worth it.

"Okay, okay, boss, I will listen to you."

Moriwaki Takumi nodded seriously, pulled out a long knife from behind, and pointed the tip of the knife directly at Deidara's face, and the two sides were at war with each other.

During this gap, Deidara had been devouring the detonating clay. He originally planned to release a few small spiders at first to buy himself time to swallow the detonating clay, but he didn't know that these two living treasures kept beeping and lagging underneath. It just happened to fulfill my wish.

At this moment, outside this area, Zabuza picked a tree branch with excellent feng shui and leaned on it, listening to the movements here with his ears raised.

"Based on the time, Deidara should have met that old guy, but why hasn't he heard anything yet? The two of them haven't been friends for many years, how can they still chat together?"

"Boom!"

Wind blows

Thunder

The gloomy weather finally became unsatisfactory. A storm was about to sweep across the sea area. Zabuza was startled by the thunder and thought it was the sound coming from the battlefield. When he looked up, the situation above him was already changing.

He chuckled softly and said:

"Haha, Shimura Danzo, God really wants to take you in. Even if you are an elite jounin, you will suffer from this weather. Counting the time, Deidara should soon start a fight with them."

On the edge of the beach, Uchiha Mori had a sad face, staring at the groups of people boarding the boat. He felt sad in his heart. Every time a person walked past, he would mutter:

"It's over, it's over, there's another chicken leg missing..."

【Ding!In fact, what you need most now, Dongdong Demon, is not food... Normally, you only need to devour pure energy, and the food eaten by these ordinary people is just a taste for you. ...cannot provide you with energy, so you are always in a state of not having enough to eat. 】

The system intelligently conveyed this sentence to Uchiha Mori through voice.

"Well, who's talking to me?"

Uchiha Mori pressed his ears, thinking that he was hallucinating.

On the other side, Bai happily came to Uchiha Mori and reported to Uchiha Mori one by one the situation of the recruitment:

"Mori-sama, there are a total of 250 eight people. There are about 100 people who know ninjutsu. The rest are young and strong villagers who were snatched from the villages along the water country by the owner of this island."

"Of course, in order to show your kindness, I told them that after finding the treasure on the island, we can give them the ship on the island and let them return to their original village. Of course, we will pay this fee You can ask Kirigakure Ninja Village for reimbursement."

Speaking of this, Bai vaguely mentioned:

"Of course, Mr. Mori, it is up to us to decide whether we should over-quote or under-quote the price."

Sen then raised his head. He didn't listen much to the people in front of him, until finally he heard Qian and understood it instantly.

"So, we can make some money back through this?"

Bai nodded and said unequivocally: "It is indeed true, Master Mori, and the amount can be increased further. After all, we saved the village inside the village for them, right? Logically speaking, they should have saved it for us." Pay a handsome fee."

"Hehe, hehehehe!"

As soon as he heard that there was money to be made, Uchiha Mori smiled from ear to ear. He no longer had the resentful look in his eyes when he looked at those little minions who were eating so much. Each person was worth 50 taels of silver. Here. There are about 100 people, that’s a lot of banknotes!

After taking a look at the sky, it seemed that it had changed, especially when the clouds in the center could faintly see lightning. Bai said:

"Mori-sama, I think it's going to rain heavily. Let's go to their former base camp in the center of the island to rest. And have you forgotten that Deidara and Zabuza are still looking for the Pirate King for you in the center of the island? Where’s the treasure!”

Uchiha Mori, who was still immersed in joy, was now tempted by another bigger surprise. He immediately stood up and ran away. Before leaving, he waved to Shiro behind him and said:

"Shiro, I'll leave this place to you. If they don't obey, you can deal with them as you please. I'll go over there first to see what the Pirate King's treasure is?"

【Ding!Congratulations to the host for activating the temporary mission, One Piece Treasure - Obtain all One Piece treasures on the island. The completion of the mission is divided into three stars. One star: snatch all resources from the hands of Shimura Danzo, the master of Qianlong Island. Two stars: Receive the surrender of everyone on Qianlong Island except the island owner, the current mission completion rate (259/258), three stars: Kill the owner of Qianlong Island, Shimura Danzo, complete the task and you will receive random rewards , according to the completion level of the task, it is divided into bronze rewards, silver rewards and gold rewards. 】

[Special reminder: There is no system lock target on the beach]

【Ding!To prevent the host from making mistakes, please follow the red marks of the system. 】

In order to ensure the successful completion of the task, the system changed the notification to a language that Uchiha Mori could understand.

[The planet headquarters is calling the cave demon. The planet headquarters is calling the cave demon. Please answer if you hear it!Please answer if you hear it!There is an urgent task here that needs to be completed by the cave demon. Please be sure to reply!Please be sure to reply! 】

Although he was impatient, Uchiha Mori still stopped, skillfully took out his clogs from behind, and shouted:

"Dongdong Demon received it! Dongdong Demon received it! Please give instructions from the headquarters quickly!"

【Ding!The greatest warrior on the planet is the Cave Demon!This is the headquarters. According to the display of the interstellar satellite, there is a criminal marked by the headquarters at the current location of the Dongdong Demon. This criminal has a disordered temperament, sometimes crazy and sometimes calm. The Dongdong Demon must not be fooled by the surface of the East. Confused by the phenomenon, be careful in everything you do, and be sure to kill this thief! 】

"Haha, I am the greatest warrior on the planet, Cave Demon. Don't worry, I promise to complete the mission!"

As he spoke, Uchiha Mori saluted the sky with a standard military salute.

[Headquarters has received it and will also attach a portrait of the thief. Let me remind you again that this thief stole the planet’s secret documents marked as SSS through special methods. Please be sure to recover them, Dongdong Yao!please! 】

"Don't worry, headquarters, the cave demon will definitely complete its mission!"

After taking a deep look at the portrait given by the system, Uchiha Mori wrote down Shimura Danzo's appearance. He thought about it again and again. After all, it was a task assigned by the headquarters. Uchiha Mori decided to investigate in detail. After all, there were quite a few people who had come to seek refuge with him on the beach just now.

[My dad, I have reminded you that there is no one you are looking for on the beach. Can we take a look? Don’t ask me to remind you all the time. It’s so tiring! ! ! 】

【Didi didi!Headquarters calls the cave monster! 】

【Didi didi!Headquarters calls the cave monster! 】

Uchiha Mori stopped again and complained unexpectedly:

"Really, why isn't the headquarters finished?"

【...】

Uchiha Mori took out his clogs from behind again and said quickly:

"Dongdong Yao received it, please tell me from the headquarters, please tell me from the headquarters!"

As everyone knows, the system also needs to calm down, mainly because it is too high-spirited, and who knows this stuff.

[Okay Dongdong Demon, according to the interstellar satellite detection, Dongdong Demon's current destination is not a thief who has stolen secret information from the headquarters. All directions have been marked for Dongdong Demon. Please follow the instructions from the headquarters. Tips to find the thief and eradicate him! 】

Uchiha Mori scratched his head in embarrassment and said at the same time:

"I'm sorry, I thought I was hallucinating. Why are there so many strange things in front of me for no reason? I'm sorry, sorry, you guys are the same at the headquarters. There are such advanced things. Take them out as soon as possible. Hide them. It’s so fussy!”

【.....It's always been there for you, you better take a look at it! 】

Although the system is dissatisfied, the voice conversion is different.

[Okay, I have received the suggestion from Dongdong Demon. If you encounter the same red mark in the future, it is the interstellar navigation carried out by the headquarters for you. The main reason is that the current energy shortage of the headquarters is so severe that sometimes there is no way to contact Dongdong. Demon, please forgive me! 】

"alright, got it."

At that time, on the battlefield in the center of the island, Deidara's ultimate move that he had been holding back for a long time was finally released.

"Hahahaha!"

"This is a brand new ninjutsu I created based on my master's teachings. I named it: Super Missile Arrival!"

As he spoke, Deidara protruded a large amount of white detonating clay from his mouth, forming a huge missile in the air. Then, under Deidara's control, eyes grew in the front part, and flew towards the direction of Shimura Danzo and the other two. passed.

Zabuza saw this grand occasion from a distance and praised:

"Oh my god...Does Deidara want to blow a hole out of the island?"

When he thought of this, Zabuza didn't dare to be lazy anymore. In any case, Konoha only paid money when they saw someone's head. No one would admit something without proof. He couldn't let Mr. Mori go to the Hokage's office to make trouble.

The crowd on the beach also vaguely saw some clues.

"Oh my God, is this a miracle?"

"too frightening!"

"My goodness!"

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