Konoha: This mental illness is a bit Uchiha

"crunch~"

When the ship pulled over, Shimura Danzo's face was filled with smiles. This was probably the joy of having his favorite thing delivered to his door.

"Hahaha, boss, looking at this posture, there are probably not a few brothers who will throw themselves into the trap this time."

Listening to the congratulations from the minions around him, Danzo Shimura said with a smile:

"Haha, it doesn't matter. No matter how many people we have, our island can still afford it. It's just a matter of a few hundred more fish in total. We'll go back and pick some people to make the kitchen as big as possible, and then add some more people to the kitchen."

Shimura Danzo has already outlined a beautiful blueprint for the future in his heart.

At that time, Uchiha Mori was fully dressed under Shiro's supervision and was slowly walking down from the deck.

"Mr. Mori, you are also the captain of a ship after all. Just your status in daily life cannot be too public. Although the people on this island respect you, you still need to show the dignity."

"Okay, okay, I get it. The worst I can do is not mention cartoons from now on. Really, you've learned how to talk about them every now and then."

Bai's face was filled with an angry look, and he said a little aggrievedly:

"Master Mori has learned to blame me now. Master Mori didn't do this before."

"Ha ha ha ha."

Zabuza on the side couldn't hold back his laughter, and Deidara behind him also laughed.

"You two have been doing nothing right all day long, and now you dare to make fun of Mr. Mori!"

At this time, no one saw Bai's face and red ears in the dark, but Bai still said reluctantly. Of course, the pirates around him did not dare to say a word. What a joke. No matter how much trouble the master makes, it is still within the family. Contradictory, I wish I didn't have these ears, and I didn't dare to say more gossip.

"Don't dare, don't dare, hurry up."

"Yes, yes, master, maybe the guys below are waiting impatiently. They were already waiting just now when we were only 10 minutes away."

The laughter of several people spread little by little with the sea breeze to the Ruonu group on Shimura Danzo's side. Shimura Danzo, who was standing at the back of the team, only heard a little bit of the tail sounds, but still felt very familiar. ..

I always feel like I have heard these voices somewhere...

It's no wonder that Shimura Danzo couldn't remember it for a while. Ever since Sarutobi Hiruzen's accident and Senju Tsunade returned to the village to take charge of the village's affairs, Uchiha Mori has basically been absent from the village. The number of times the two have met is counted on one finger. You can count them all on your head.

"Hahaha, Bai, don't tell me, this island is really big."

Uchiha Mori walked toward the crowd with excited steps.

At this moment, Shimura Danzo's eyes were tightly squeezed into a ball. He never expected that such a plague god would come to the island.

The younger brother beside him asked in a low voice:

"Sir, let's do it sometime later, or we should do it now to avoid long nights and nightmares. Moreover, I have observed that the team on the opposite side is extremely loose. Pirates are pirates. Look at how many of the brothers you have trained are so orderly. .”

"Boss, why don't you speak? Did I say something wrong?"

"Boss?"

"Boss?"

“Where’s the boss??”

Seeing that Shimura Danzo had not replied, the boy next to him turned his head and took a look. Only then did he realize that there was no one behind him. He suddenly had a bad feeling in his heart and asked the boys on the other side. road.

"I don't know. I saw someone standing behind you just now. I don't know where the wind came from, and then I kept hearing you looking for the boss here. Well, weren't you just chatting?"

not good!

I thought to myself, as the younger brother who often follows the boss, even though it has not been long, Moriwaki Takumi had already developed a pair of stern eyes to observe words, colors and situations, and the boss usually treats everything with a cool attitude. Qing Yun looked calm, and she was still in high spirits before coming. Why did she disappear when she just saw the other party coming? He must be an acquaintance!

And he must be a strong one!

Damn it, aren’t we brothers standing on the beach in danger?

No, dead Taoist friends are not dead poor Taoists. This is the time to betray your brothers. I am so smart. I guessed the boss’s true thoughts!

Moriwaki Takumi looked excited, but he soon put away his cleverness and became very calm. At the same time, he said to the minion beside him:

"Well, the boss just asked me to do some things before he left. You guys will stay here to keep watch. Remember not to lose the majesty of our Qianlong Island, okay?"

Moriwaki Takumi's words were very encouraging and there was nothing wrong with them, but the boy next to him did say with an embarrassed look on his face:

"That captain, I have never commanded so many people, and these guys will not obey my orders. Besides, as the captain, shouldn't you stay here to take care of the overall situation?"

"Snapped!"

The matter was urgent. Moriwaki Takumi didn't want to waste any more words. He was very annoyed by the stubborn young man in front of him. He was ready to run for his life before he saw it. You are so talkative here. I'm afraid that everyone won't know. Am I ready to run away?

"What I say is what I say. Besides, you can't deal with these shrimp soldiers and crab generals. Even one person will be drowned by them with just a spit of saliva. Why are you so cowardly? The boss's affairs cannot be delayed. If the boss blames you later, you will be indispensable. You have to suffer a lot, did you hear me?"

Under the combination of kindness and threat, the little minions finally reluctantly agreed. Moriwaki Takumi quickly left the team and rushed towards the base camp. He knew in his heart that Danzo Shimura would definitely return to the warehouse of the base camp first. After all, before escaping, I would take all my belongings with me.

On the Uchiha Mori team, the sharp-eyed Zabuza and Deidara noticed that two people disappeared from the team in the distance. Needless to say, they knew who they were. The two exchanged a look, and then looked at the Uchiha Sen said:

"Sir Mori, I will go to their base camp quietly first, but don't let them get there first. The treasure of the Pirate King must belong to you."

"Master, there are two people missing from the team over there. I suspect they want to hide the treasure, so how about I go chase the two disappeared guys first? They must not have any good intentions for being sneaky."

The two people's words probably meant the same thing, but they both revealed a message, that is, a treasure!

After hearing this, Uchiha Mori of course stopped, nodded quickly and said:

"Hmm, in that case, you two should go together, so that we can take care of you. As for this, I can handle it myself. At first glance, they are all ants-like characters, nothing like that."

"Yes!"

"Good master!"

Zabuza and Deidara quickly broke away from the team and rushed towards the brightly lit place in the distance.

"Hey! You should let me be your big white bird this time!"

"No, what if your seat breaks down!"

"This thing of yours is not made of meat, how could it break down in your seat?"

"That's not okay, that's my big baby!"

"Even if it breaks down, you can just pinch it again!"

"What do you think I am! Just pinch it again if you say you pinch it again? Just walk there by yourself! Hey, wait until I find Danzo Shimura first, and the master will definitely praise me!"

Deidara quickly flew into the sky, giving Zabuza no chance to catch up. Zabuza was not angry at all, but he felt a bit sorry for Deidara in his heart. Based on the news he had learned in Konoha for so long, although Danzo Shimura He is a veteran ninja, but his strength should not be underestimated, and he is very likely to know some weird ninjutsu. He made that gesture just now deliberately to arouse Deidara's competitive spirit. Anyway, this guy can resist beating hard. A beating is no big deal.

Thinking of this, Zabuza's steps gradually slowed down.

On this side, Uchiha Mori led a large group of people to the Qianlong Island group. He happily walked back and forth in front of everyone, trotting and saying:

"Thanks for your hard work, friends."

From time to time, he would stop and gaze affectionately at a certain ninja with a special appearance. At the same time, he would hold the other person's hand heavily and say:

"Are you married?"

"Is your old mother still alive?"

"By the way, seeing how ugly you are, you must be living a very hard life."

...

It didn't matter that the team on Qianlong Island was confused. The ninja in the front row who had been greeted by his family had a terrifyingly dark complexion, and some even clenched their fists and were ready for battle.

The weather was already extremely hot, and the ninjas, who were already feeling unhappy after standing for a long time, felt more like oil touching fire and being ignited instantly.

"Did the boss say when to take action?"

"I don't know, I can't bear it anymore!"

"Who isn't!"

By the dim light of the torch, someone in the crowd recognized Uchiha Mori's appearance.

That man was captured by Shimura Danzo's team from the Kingdom of Water. Since his village is close to the Kirigakure Ninja Village, when the news about Uchiha Morinin's madness came back, the Kirigakure Ninja Village also raised concerns about the surrounding villages. A public announcement was made to tell everyone not to offend this village. He was an extremely dangerous person who could destroy a village in minutes when he went crazy.

Toshinichi Hosotani couldn't believe his eyes. He rubbed them vigorously. After confirming again and again, his legs trembled, his lips trembled, and his body trembled. The little guy next to him saw this and sneered:

"Hey, Xiaojun said, just a little bit of wind and waves has scared you into this. Didn't you rely on your ninjutsu skills to be so proud before?"

"Why are you shaking like this? You are such a loser. You thought you were a strong man..."

"To shut up!"

Hosotani Toshinichi immediately roared, the guy in front of him didn't know the terror of Uchiha Mori at all. When he saw the news, he was frightened. Hey, he probably knows how big the Rain Country is. He heard that the other party Just one ninjutsu destroyed more than half of the land and buildings in the Kingdom of Rain, and killed countless civilians and ninjas. If this made the other party unhappy, let alone a small Hidden Dragon Island, even if it was Wasn't the Kirigakure Ninja Village also defeated?

"Do you know who this guy is in front of you!"

"Crazy Ninja! Uchiha Mori! Also known as the meat grinder of the ninja world! A ruthless man who destroyed a country with his ninjutsu! I won't tell you anymore. If you want to die, don't take me with you. I was originally controlled by you. , I’m going to run!”

After saying that, Toshinichi Hosaya turned around and was about to run away. Suddenly he realized that it was too late. He made a decision at that moment. Since we can't defeat him, let's join in.

Without a moment's hesitation, he rushed out of the team, knelt on one knee in front of Uchiha Mori, said respectfully and piously:

"Sir, I, Toshinichi Hosaya, am of low strength, but I have admired your strength for a long time. I hope to be able to follow you and work hard for you. I hope you will not dislike it."

Uchiha Mori felt a headache when he heard that someone else wanted to join him. He originally wanted to let the original team disband on the spot, but Haku, Zabuza and Deidara jointly persuaded him:

These can all be brought back to the base camp to be cultivated, which can be considered as a contribution to the construction of the base camp. But before that, I no longer want to spend so much money to support these people. The most important thing is that I don’t know if the base camp will give me the money. to reimburse.

Uchiha Mori's logic is a bit strange. Logically speaking, the base camp is his own, right? Then the money in the base camp is his own, and his own money also belongs to the base camp. Doesn't that mean that he is using his own money to support these people? The money from the base camp supports these guys!

But in the process, my money has become less!

No, no more people can be added!

Uchiha Mori had already made his decision. Just when he was about to refuse, Shiro responded on behalf of Uchiha Mori:

"Okay, please stand at the back of our team and talk about these things later."

At the same time, after Bai said these words, he stood up and said to the people in front of him:

"You can also choose to join. Of course, we will not force you, but if you take the lead in attacking our team, you will be responsible for all the consequences."

Bai's words were full of majesty and confidence. The gangsters on Qianlong Island, who were originally leaderless, were now even more in danger. After looking around, they found that the captain was not in the queue, the boss was not there, and even some small captains saw that the situation was not good. I also greased the soles of my feet before running.

"Oh no, no, no, we seem to have been abandoned!"

"Niang Xipi, you know these guys are unreliable!"

"What should we do! Or surrender, we were robbed in the first place, and we still don't have enough to eat here!"

"You're right, surrender and beg!"

On the other side, Shimura Danzo, who had just returned from the base camp in a hurry, took away all the scrolls containing supplies and money and was about to drive a speedboat away from the other side of the island. Suddenly, a voice came from behind.

"Boss, boss, I knew you were here. Are these people very powerful? I guess you should know them. I still want to follow you. How about I row the boat for you? The wind is high and the waves are high. Don’t worry, I’m familiar with the waters around here, how about I hide you in a place where you will never be discovered!”

Moriwaki Takumi's eyes were running wildly, showing off his cleverness.

Danzo Shimura didn't say much. It's not a bad thing to have someone by his side right now. This guy is considered loyal and a little clever, so it doesn't hurt to take him with him.

"Okay, lead the way."

"Hmph, don't leave! The master wants your treasure, and I can't let him go in vain!"

Deidara held the giant white bird in front of the two of them, with his hands folded in front of his chest, looking determined to win.