Absolute Surrender [Football]

Absolute surrender [football].

Pepe is a professional monk, and his commentary level is relatively amateur. He can only memorize a few players' information and spend the rest of the time creating an atmosphere by ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

SM's second player is Özil. He challenges a distance of 15 meters, the same number of ways as Marcelo.In order to find the point of focus, he applied to the referee for a chance to try kicking. Pepe, who integrated the referee's commentary and camera viewer's various identities, asked Kaka with his eyes, and Kaka agreed.

Then allow it, but only once.

Originally thought that it could start smoothly, Ozil put forward a new opinion: "It's too time-consuming to play alternately, why don't all five play together?"

Shooting requires feeling, and this feeling is easy to disappear in the alternation. If the penalty kick model and mechanism are followed, the player's mentality is easy to collapse, especially because he is the first team to play. He has a natural advantage, and the five play together. If all five hits, the pressure on Kaka will be great.Although the prizes for this can-kicking activity are only a few signed jerseys, as long as the players are competitive! ...Since you are already behind, you have to win even if you are shameless!

The referee was more casual and asked Kaka again, but Kaka still agreed.

Only then did Ozil focus on kicking the jar. At the same time he started it, Pepe started the commentary mode simultaneously: "Ozil started it! He didn't hesitate or run up. He kicked hard and the ball made a streak. The beautiful arc easily hit the turf next to the mineral water bottle, it's really a pity! The ball missed!"

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Leander was still bragging with Kaka, but he couldn't help but glance at Pepe when he heard this.I can joke seriously, my buddy can, after retiring, I can completely compete with the commentators of major TV stations for jobs!

Ozil didn't change his expression, he was completely involved, he stood in front of the second ball, and this kick came even faster!The force is smaller than before, but the arc is particularly beautiful and smooth, and it hits beautifully!

Everything is difficult at the beginning, but once he has found the feeling, it will be easier after that. It took him more than forty seconds to kick five cans, and he hit three of them. The first and fourth kicks are a pity, or because the angle is not accurate enough, he hit the one next to him. In places, either the strength and focus are not coordinated enough, and the front and rear distances are a little short.Even if you only hit three, the gold content is very high, because the distance is far away! With a distance of 15 meters, who can guarantee that each foot hits exactly the same point?Mineral water bottles are only that big, and if there is a slight deviation, they will not be able to reach them.

After all, it was just a private pastime. Ozil acted very relaxed. After he got down, he spread his hands to Ronaldo——

Dude depends on you!

Kaka has been sitting on the bench recently due to injuries that have dragged down his competitive state. Even so, he still showed the strength of a superstar, probably because of his relaxed mind, his movements are elegant and agile, and the arc drawn by the ball is extremely beautiful. , very freehand, very chic.

Pepe was also on the road, and immediately followed up and gave a close-up.

"Kaka withstood the pressure and scored an extra goal. After the first two rounds, the Handsome Team took the lead by two goals. The pressure came to the SM Club. They only had the last player left. World Footballer, European Golden Boot, Super Scorer, Ronaldo who has the absolute right to speak on the project! Even with him, the situation is very difficult. To ensure that SM does not lose, he must win at least two goals over Leander Don, which is not easy! "

"The shooting distance has increased again, and it is now 20 meters. It is already out of the penalty area on the green field. It is very difficult to kick a small plastic bottle with a long shot, especially at night. We all Knowing that the uneven light will affect the visual judgment, it also increases the difficulty invisibly, not to mention winning two goals, scoring two goals is amazing!"

"Ronaldo also applied for a trial kick. Our organizing committee is humane. Considering the distance, we will give you three chances to try. I hope the two players will make good use of it!"

Giving him two green onions really started to pretend!

Pepe can play too!

Ronaldo is the same as Ozil. He needs a reference. The friction force of the grass at home is different from the usual training ground. You have to try it to know which part of the ball is used to touch the ball and how hard it is to volley. .But what Pepe said is right, the distance from the penalty area line is only 16 meters, and the distance of 20 meters is already the limit in this kind of venue and under this kind of light.

Ronaldo is unyielding, he likes challenges!After thinking about it, he experimented with several different footwork. The elevator ball was easier, but the arc of the heavy artillery was not enough to knock the can of Coke into the air.

In fact, he has experienced similar shots when shooting commercials. The success rate under the spotlight is lower than that of usual training. When there are more people watching, you will care about this in your heart. When shooting commercials, you should also pay attention to being handsome and posing the best. It's important, if you can't get in, you can still edit it later, and put together the handsome kick and the handsome goal. Thinking about it this way, this kind of experience is still fresh.

Ronaldo stood on the point, he took two deep breaths, and he kicked! ! !

After the ball was kicked out, he didn't care about hitting or not, and started to kick directly. After five kicks, it took less time than Ozil. What's even more amazing is the scoring rate, four!And Kaka is four!

All five of them were elevator balls, four of them hit the Coke bottle, and one of them missed. The difference is not too far away. Damn it! ! ! ! !

Everyone who witnessed this scene applauded, even the three opponents.Ozil also thumped his chest, good job!Don't embarrass us with sm!There is a comeback! Ronaldo knew that this was an amazing performance, and he also knew that Leander could not win to such a degree. In fact, they could not win from the very beginning, because they lost at the starting point.

Shui Ye Lang!Lose one!

Ozil played well, but Kaka felt better and lost another!

He estimated that he would have to lose one more!

Dalong's father is ready to play. Seeing Ronaldo's five kicks, he already has a plan in mind. Originally, if the male god hits all five kicks, he will not be under pressure, but when the male god misses one, Leander hesitates.If he played too seriously and overwhelmed the male god to win, it seemed a bit too embarrassing!After thinking for a while, he sneaked to Ronaldo behind his back and said in a low voice, "God, promise me! Even if you lose, you won't deduct my rations and air tickets back to England!"

C Luo: ...

Because he didn't get an answer immediately, Leander felt that the male god might not want to lose face in front of the fans. He hesitated and said, "Otherwise, I will put some water in and only score four to tie with you? Although doing so is a bit contrary to the principles of sports competition It's still negotiable if you ask for it!" Just make up the signed jersey privately! ! !

C Luo: ...

The male god was choked, and Master Shui, who was eavesdropping on the side, refused to agree. He raised his hand and said loudly: "I'll report! Leander and the robot discussed that they would play match-fixing and release water!"

He took a bite after he finished speaking.

"You are stupid! Are you stupid! Isn't it just right for him to release the water? We are on the same side as the robot!!"

Oh, that's right!

"But is there no credit for reporting? The referee should add one to us and deduct one from them!"

If you lose by yourself, the referee will ignore you!

Pepe showed Liandel a yellow card, warning him not to play match-fixing!

Well, the dragon father looked at the male god very apologetically, and then he smiled obsequiously at Pepe: "For the sake of my weight-bearing shot! Why don't you count the three balls in the test foot, I can kick They will give three more pieces!"

This can be considered, Ronaldo is a stupid son who is not light, carrying such a heavy bag and kicking a soda can 20 meters away with a shot, this is just like a myth!Pepe didn't know whether he was deliberately trying to make things difficult for Ramos or trying to steal the spotlight in front of fans all over the world, he agreed!

Because of this agreement, he will not have a good life in the next month, Master Shui will give him small shoes to wear every day, of course, this is a later story.

Leander shook the little kiwi fruit hanging on his chest, muttering: Let's work together to scare your daddy to tears!Make him kneel down and call you daddy!

C Luo: ...

Although it's just trash talk.

Although the little kiwi couldn't understand.

Is it really okay for you to teach like this?

You didn't hear Luo Ye!He heard it, he heard it all!If the little kiwi fruit grows bad, it will be your fault if he doesn't repair it! ! !

Although Leander is awesome, he has a limit. If he chooses the elevator ball or the fallen leaf ball, he also needs to experiment. What if he wants to roll the ball?

Although a low-altitude ball or a ground ball with a precise angle and great strength is a bit foolish, the probability of hitting is indeed much higher. As long as the angle is correct, there is no problem. This is almost a hundred shots for Leander!

He wrote the script for himself and followed it. Three of the seven balls hit the cans in the air, and five of them hit the ground before they hit the ball, but because the shots were too powerful and had no angle. Bias rubbed the turf all the way forward.

Zhong Zhong Zhong!all hit!All eight legs hit!

Especially in the last kick, he used the strength to break his leg. The instant the can was touched, the can exploded, and the coke inside sprayed out. Although the light was not very bright, this scene was successfully captured by the camera. Going out to Coca-Cola Company will definitely cry, there is no more successful ad placement than this!sign!Must sign!You said he is too handsome, too famous, and his asking price is too high?If you can bargain, kill it, if you can't kill it, just throw money at it, and let me teach you! ! !

Lyander, a walking headline, a living advertisement.

With him, you don't have to worry about topic and sales!

Pepe was already stunned, and it took two seconds to react!

"It's amazing! My God, can you believe it? He kicked the can!"

"Eight identical kicks, sticking to the ground and hitting the target in front! All hits!!!"

There should have been more tricks, but Leander's kick has already ended the game, no matter how fresh or entertaining it is, Pepe announced the successful end of the can kicking competition, SM Club lost five goals to the handsome team, then That's five jerseys!

Master Shui's tears flowed into his heart, and he has become a great aunt. He was still very calm on the surface, pretending not to care and boasting, and then pretending not to care, he wanted to discuss with Ronaldo and Ozil how to distribute the money. Five jerseys.Liandel didn't know when he slipped to his side, and said in a sinister voice: "Don't make a mistake, it's five pieces per person!"

Fuck you are so shameless!

Who said everyone?

Master Shui wanted to reason with him, Leander was holding the little kiwi and smiling brightly.

"Such a big-name football star even relies on a few signed jerseys!! If you want to deny it, you should do so in private, and it is not good to do so in front of fans all over the world!!"

Probably because Leander's expression was too upright, his words were so loud and confident that Master Shui couldn't help doubting himself, he was scared!He finally gave up!

"Isn't it just five jerseys? Let the robot bring it to you tomorrow!"

The dragon father smiled even more happily.

"You are really a good person. Actually, I was joking, but since a big-name player like you agrees, he will definitely not go back on his word. I believe in you!"

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Shameless, how shameless! ! !

Ramos was so angry that he vomited blood. He was still calm on the surface, and because he had seen too much of Rooney's misfortune, he didn't even dare to confront Liandel head-on, so he had to curve to save the country. He turned his head and asked Ronaldo: "Robot Are you really relieved to entrust your son to him? Don't teach it badly."