Absolute Surrender [Football]

Absolute surrender [football].

Master Shui is also a deadly young expert, so he proposed a plan, don't you want to sign jerseys, then come and compare, win a few balls and give you a few pieces. Ronaldo kindly reminded him that Leander had an injury on his hand and it was inconvenient to fight against. Ramos smiled and went to bring out a few boxes of drinks with his friends. In fact, there were two kinds, one was Coca-Cola endorsed by Ronaldo, and There is unbranded mineral water, all in small bottles of more than 300 milliliters.

They took the drinks to the gate and piled them up, then took them apart and placed them on the lawn, with Coca-Cola on the left and mineral water on the right, with a certain distance in the middle.

Leander was in a daze, and only after listening to Ronaldo's explanation did he understand what was going on.

"They want to compete with you in shooting accuracy. They just kick the can and take two kinds of bottles because I am the spokesperson of Coca-Cola. As for them, they also endorse Pepsi. Due to contract restrictions, they cannot use any means to promote for competitors. This is a compromise. Method."

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That's right, that's right. Although the contract won't be written in such detail, they would rather troublesome in order to avoid disputes. In the past, there were also cases where the contract was terminated due to mistaken consumption of other brands of beverages and additional compensation was paid.

Since there were seven people in total, it was not easy to group them into groups, so they suggested that one person should be selected for filming with commentary, and they agreed that the video would be uploaded directly without post-processing.

Are they all already famous stars, or are they playing for a giant like Real Madrid, can they afford to lose?The stars swear and swear that they will never go back on their word, and they will lose 3000 million followers.They are all good friends, and they are also a daily pastime. They are very relaxed, talking and laughing, and they are not nervous about winning or losing.These guys came prepared, since Liandel became popular, they wondered about this kid's headline-grabbing skills, but also wanted to see his skills with their own eyes.

Is the accuracy of the shot really that good?

Isn't the air wave from the ball a special effect?

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Leander probably understands what these people think, because the Dragon Clan is like this. If you want to be called brothers, you have to show your skills first. Even if you enter this circle relying on nepotism, you can't get along.If it's better than dribbling, he might still be cowardly. C Rocaka Ozil has first-rate footwork, shooting, and the dragon's father proudly said that he will accompany him no matter what, isn't it just kicking the jar! ! !

The striker and midfielder of the game that is more accurate than the goal must of course participate. The camera selected from the three defenders, and Ramos was drawn out. Master Shui expressed his dissatisfaction. It happened that Pepe was hungry, so he asked to step aside. The digital camera is still chewing food, and the voice-over commentary is vague.

"Okay, the grouping has come out. The robot and his stupid fans couldn't be grouped together. His partners are Nemo and Kuki; their opponents are Ricky, Madman and Donnie."

Pepe just said a word, and was stopped.

"Forget that damn nickname! Be formal! Like a real commentator!"

"You can call me by my Christian name directly, or Ander."

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Pepe raised his eyebrows, "Then let me explain again, the two teams were drawn by lottery, Ronaldo partnered with Ozil and Ramos, and their opponents were Kaka, Marcelo and Leandel Don. Before and after, the groups are pretty even, they are warming up intensely, and the battle of the century is imminent."

Coca-Cola and mineral water bottles are all set up. They can choose which one to play according to the different endorsement brands. Leander was going to hand over the little kiwi to Dolores and let him watch the game from the sidelines. The little guy will not let go no matter what. Pepe will The camera pointed at them and urged them with the sound of chewing food: "Non-related people, please leave the field as soon as possible! Non-related people, please leave the field as soon as possible! Mr. Cristiano Ronaldo Dos Santos, you have been sent off by a red card, please leave immediately! "33 Novel Network

Little Kiwi couldn't remember his name. He held on to Leander's clothes and wouldn't let go, and Ronaldo couldn't coax him when he came over. Dolores had a way, and went to find a baby carrier and tied it to Leander.She helped adjust the length and tightness of the straps, and hung the little guy on Leander's chest. This weight will not affect the dragon father, even if he lets go, he is not afraid of falling, but the color is too pink! ! !

The big stars who witnessed the whole process were all holding back their laughter. Marcelo was the first to do it. He put it on Ronaldo's shoulder and laughed so hard that his stomach hurt: "My own son despises you, and you are a failure as a robot!"

Master Shui pushed the people aside with a blank expression, "They are not in a group, don't come here to make friends! Don't think that we will be merciful if we laugh twice, and tell you that we won't. Just wait until you lose your pants!!! "

Ozil shook his head with a smile, but Marcelo refused: "You knew we would lose before we started? Watch me show you a trick to win! Kaka and Ander are enough to deal with you! !"

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Pepe is still very conscientious as a commentator. He tried his best not to laugh, and explained to the audience friends that this is a warm-up and mutual trash talk. Because there is no physical confrontation, it doesn’t take long. The first star lineup The Standing Can Kick Contest is about to start!

"Where's the team name? You guys should think of a team name!"

Ronaldo immediately suggested: "Our name is cr7, or Coca-Cola."

Before he could finish speaking, he was pushed aside by Master Shui: "You don't want to place advertisements during leisure time! It's decided! We're called SM Club!"

s: Sergio Ramos

m: Mesut Ozil

Club (club): Ronaldo

Master Shui, you are exposed!

Not only did he reveal his desire to be the leader, but he also revealed his taste!

This kind of team name is not suitable for Chinese news reports!Forget about other TV stations, this will be harmonized on CCTV Sports Station, it’s good to play mosaics, maybe it will directly become a "Koukou Club"...

Pepe snorted, and then gave them a nod.

"Then SM Club!" He looked to the other side, and the three of them gathered together to discuss something in a low voice, "Don't waste time, how about you? Tell me the team name!"

Kaka turned his head to the side, Marcelo looked up at the sky, and Leander looked at the camera with a smile: "Our team name is relatively simple, without those fancy things, it is called the Universe Invincible Super Handsome Team! It is called Super Handsome for short. !"

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Convex (fuck dish)

The three people next door have already given the middle finger in their hearts.

mean!Shameless!shameless!

What is the most basic moral bottom line of being a human being?

What makes people vomit blood the most is that Leander looks very calm, he is not embarrassed, not at all!Kaka was shy, he smiled shyly at the camera.As for Marcelo, it is fortunate that they persuaded Leander at the last moment, and the kid even said that they would pose together. If he did pose, there would be no need to kick the jar, and the headline would be ready!

When Pepe heard the name, he gave Marcelo a special look, his eyes full of sympathy.

The name of this team is indeed full of slots, but only Marcelo can make complaints about it as a breakthrough. Who makes Kaka and Leander so handsome?

Hold on buddy, once this video is sent out, the entire page will be yours! ! !

It's a fart to be famous! ! !

"Okay, then call the Handsome Guys Team!"

"The bottles have been set up, and the players on both sides have finished warming up. The game will officially start when we take out the scoreboard!" It is said that the scoreboard is actually a large-page book. Write down the name of the team and prepare to tick the next to count the goals.

The first round is fixed-point shooting, three distances, each person is responsible for one, starting from the simplest, the first player needs to stand at a distance of ten meters to shoot, five chances, count the number of bottles that fall.

At this time, Pepe had almost finished eating, and he finally brought a wave of explosive commentary, because the explosive power was too strong, Master Shui flicked, and the first ball was waved!That's right, you read that right, the first player in the sm club is Master Shui!Although he has a heart to score goals, he is the defender's leg after all!

"Sergio Ramos, a Spanish football player, once won the Big Ears Cup with the Spanish team. He is the mainstay of the Spanish national team and Real Madrid's defense! He is a defensive all-rounder! He is also the best header in La Liga Defender! Today, Ramos will prove to fans all over the world that he is..." I wanted to say prove myself, but at this point, the ball has been flying, and it didn't touch the plastic bottle at all!Because the five bottles were put out at the same time, and they were half a meter apart, it stands to reason that it was relatively easy at the beginning, and the more bottles fell, the more difficult it would be!Master Shui's footwork is still good among the defenders, but he was frightened by Pepe.

After all, it is a mineral water bottle of more than 300 ml, which is only about the height of two fists, and because of the short distance, the arc drawn by the ball should not be too large. Ramos had already planned a strategy, because the first ball flew into the waves , the pressure suddenly increased!The most shameless thing is that Marcelo is still nodding aside.

Master Shui is the most motivated defender in our La Liga! ! !

Defenders also have dignity!

Let you see the footwork of the defender today!

The first one missed, and the second still missed. Ronaldo finally lost his balance and came to guide him in person. The two murmured for a long time.

Liandel was the only one who knew what they were talking about, and Pepe wanted to get closer to listen. The two had already communicated and thought that Ramos would prove himself with a ground-breaking shot. Unexpectedly, he questioned the competition system! "We should take turns one by one like a penalty kick. You are so boring!"

Pepe is the one who really dislikes it, and thinks that the pressure is not strong enough. If Marcelo hits the big luck and hits the first two strikes, then you will not collapse in an instant!

Thinking so in his heart, he still respects the opinions of the players.

"The sm club made a suggestion to the organizing committee, hoping to change the competition system. We think it makes sense, accept the suggestion, and now replace people. Please prepare for the No. [-] shooter of the handsome team. You now have a chance to score two goals!"

With five balls at Marcelo's feet, he spread them side by side along the ten-meter line and aimed at the five bottles.

"The handsome team sent Marcelo, a footballer from Brazil who played for Frou, Fluminense and is now a player in the first team of Real Madrid! He is also a defender like the No. [-] player of the sm club , excellent offense and defense, excellent dribbling, good passing accuracy, and a long shot! It seems that the handsome team is more thoughtful, he is not in a hurry to shoot, but is adjusting the position of the ball!"

"Okay, Marcelo is on point, he's ready to shoot!!!"

"It's a hit! It's a kick!!!"

"After the first goal was scored, he showed a provocative smile, waiting for Sergio Ramos on the sidelines! The game is getting more and more gunpowder, I don't know if it will lead to conflicts!"

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If a conflict really breaks out, the first unlucky one must be the cheap-talking commentator, so you will be embarrassed, Master Shui will get angry and kill you! ! !

Fortunately, Marcelo missed the second goal. The head was not bad, but the strength was not grasped, and it was too high.Next, Ramos and Marcelo played alternately. After the first stage passed, the score between the SM club and the handsome team was 2:3.Ozil and Kaka are going to play next. Kaka asked for it on his own initiative, and he left the chance of the duel to Ronaldo and Leander!The ultimate PK between big-name football stars and big-name fans can't be cuter!

Kaka is so considerate, the dragon father is very moved, and promises to win back the signed jersey, and Kaka will get an extra piece at that time.

囧 rz.

He didn't mention that others forgot the original intention of holding the can kicking contest, it's really a dog who can't change eating ♂ shit, and a dragon can't change to make money.

Kaka wanted to say that I don't need it, and it was too much to refuse others' kindness, so he said that he would give Leander two more of his own, if he didn't dislike it.

dislike? ?How can it be! !

Liandel gave Kakakop a serious face: "I'm not bragging, your popularity in China is so high, you're almost catching up with me!"

It's just that he still thinks it's not convincing enough: "I will invite you to be a special guest at any event next time, and you will know how enthusiastic the fans are!"

Kaka nodded with a smile, and he thanked Liandel.If the TV station and magazine saw this scene, they would kneel down on the cliff!When others invite Kaka to do something, they have to make an appointment, so he just said so casually, and Kaka casually agreed!

At this time, Ozil was about to step out, and the background board was two handsome guys with similar height and figure. If there is any shortcoming, it is that Liandel has a "kiwi fruit" hanging on his chest.