[Douluo] I just want to be a disabled person

The speed competition with Bai Chenxiang ended with Tang San winning without any surprise.

After Ma Hongjun shouted, the two figures suddenly stopped.

Tang San still looked that unhurried, with a friendly smile on his face, and calmly tidied up the clothes on his body that were slightly messy due to the rapid movement.

However, Bai Chenxiang was not so calm.

While gasping for breath, she gave Ma Hongjun a hard look: "You are so shameless, how can the time of burning an incense stick be so short?"

Ma Hongjun chuckled, looking so smug that he didn't deserve to be beaten: "Even if I give you another stick of incense, you won't be able to touch a hair on my third brother's head. Isn't the result the same?"

Bai Chenxiang wanted to say something more, but was stopped by Bai He who took a step forward.

"Your Excellency, your steps are very wonderful. We are convinced that we have lost this match." After appeasing his angry granddaughter, Bai He looked at Tang San, who was not surprised at all, with brilliant eyes.

Tang San bowed slightly: "This is a trick taken by this junior. In terms of speed, no one can compare with Guizong."

There was a trace of gloom in Bai He's eyes: "What's the use? It belongs to the four clans alone. Our Min clan is the most useless."

"You can't say that, it's just that there is no suitable space for your sect to perform." Tang San smiled and proposed another bet: "Why don't we compete again, senior? If senior, senior fails to do it in one stick, If Xiang Nei meets me, then I hope that senior can join the Tang Sect."

"The Tang Sect will then provide your sect with all equipment and all necessary resources. And it will not make any command-style requirements for your sect. What do you think?"

Hearing this, the light in Bai He's eyes suddenly became sharp, like two sharp blades piercing Tang Shan's eyes.

"You boy, you have such a big appetite!"

Tang Sanyun smiled lightly: "It's just a competition. I don't want to win. I just hope to give it a try. Just like the possibility of the Min clan joining our Tang Clan is very slim."

"Senior Bai He. If I lose, the Tang Sect is willing to equip your sect with a full set of hidden weapon equipment for free. The equipment standard for each person is five hundred gold soul coins. It includes a Zhuge Divine Crossbow. Two sets of silent sleeve arrows. A tight-back bowed bow. Crossbow. One innuendo. And two leg crossbows.”

He said this easily, but several people on the scene who knew the inside story were dumbfounded by this generous move.

Tang Lingyi's hand waving the fan paused, and she subconsciously touched the black card in the soul guide.

Ah... I don't know why, but I suddenly felt like I had a gold-swallowing beast.

[Cat scratching its head jpg]

Speaking of which, with prices rising this year, shouldn’t those shops also adjust their prices?

Otherwise, just charge another 20% on the basis of the past?

Or introduce a few more perfumes and rouges that celebrities and ladies love to pursue?

And armor and other military supplies...

The "head of the family" who is still responsible for the important task of "supporting the family" is mentally planning various ways to cut leeks. The "Hidden Weapon Display Conference" starring Tang San and Ma Hongjun has also come to an end.

The exquisite hidden weapon that condenses the wisdom of the predecessors makes Bai He unable to refuse this ultimate temptation.

After exchanging harsh words, the two stepped back ten meters away and started a new round of betting.

Different from the young Bai Chenxiang, Bai He's speed is even faster!

I saw a flash of white shadow, and Bai He's hand came to his eyes. This first time, Tang San couldn't avoid it with the ghost shadow.

A pure agility soul master at the Contra level... This was the first time that Tang San felt frustrated that his strength could not keep up with his opponent's movements since possessing the Purple Demon Eyes.

However, this decadence did not affect the result.

Invisible white light slowly invaded the entire hall.

Bai He's palm passed through Tang San's body, and he raised his eyes slightly surprised: "Teleport? No, this is...□□?"

Ma Hongjun opened his mouth in surprise when he saw this scene. He looked at three identical figures appearing out of thin air in the hall, and couldn't help but turn his head to look at Tang Lingyi, who was "wandering in the sky".

"Lingyi, this..."

"Huh?" Tang Lingyi woke up from "cutting leeks" and blinked: "What's wrong?"

"Third brother, what kind of skill is this?" Ma Hongjun came running up, his face full of excitement: "It looks so high-end! I can't even tell which one is real!"

Tang Lingyi looked at Tang San who was playing chase in the field, and slowly raised the corners of her mouth and uttered two words: "What do you think?"

"How could I have guessed this!" Ma Hongjun was very happy to face his own shortcomings, "Lingyi, just tell me~"

"False is true and true is false."

The fan covered her red lips, and her sparkling eyes were filled with brilliance: "Enlighten yourself."

After dismissing the curious Ma Hongjun, Tang Lingyi could finally watch the show in peace.

She wasn't worried that Tang San would lose. After all, if the one hundred thousand-year-old "soul bone" gifted by the secret realm was really that simple... it would be too inconsistent with that man's style.

Although sometimes his methods are a bit ruthless, men can be really generous sometimes.

It's a shadow puppet show... I don't know if this old man noticed anything wrong.

Of course Mr. Bai He discovered it.

——After eliminating the answers one by one.

"Boy, are you having fun sneaking around and hiding in the dark?"

The agile old man's body suddenly stopped, two dazzling lights burst out from his eyes, and the seventh soul ring on his body lit up first.

Under the influence of the black soul ring, Bai He's body released layers of special brilliance.

Immediately afterwards, his body was suspended in mid-air, his arms really turned into wings, and his legs that were closed together turned into tail feathers.

In just the blink of an eye, the leader of the Min clan had transformed into a sharp-tailed swift with a body length of only one meter and a wingspan of about 1.5 meters.

The seventh soul skill...

A figure behind the tree shadow swept by the sharp-tailed swift suddenly dodged backwards. Tang San smiled apologetically: "No one can match Patriarch Bai's speed, so I have to stay away temporarily."

"Really?" Bai He stared at him noncommittally, his eighth soul ring suddenly lighting up.

In an instant, the number of sharp-tailed swifts suspended in the air changed from one to five.

"You're not the only one who has sex."

Bai He, who had been teased a lot, was obviously in a bad mood, and he said these words forcefully. The five sharp-tailed swifts separated instantly and rushed towards Tang San.

At this critical moment, Tang San didn't dare to take any chances.

His eyes were dyed with bright purple gold, and two haloes of blue and white spread out from under his feet at the same time. In just the blink of an eye, they enveloped the entire hall.

The previous white light seemed to be completely buried like this, with no trace visible.

This was the first time Tang Lingyi saw Tang San in the "Killing God Realm" state.

Cold and violent.

——It is full of coldness.

The blue-gold blue silver grass in his hand grew rapidly, two yellow, one purple, two black, one red... The moment the six brilliant soul rings appeared, the air in the hall seemed to freeze a bit.

Six-ring soul emperor, red soul ring... Bai Chenxiang, who was defeated earlier, had disbelief on his face, and Bai He, who transformed into a sharp-tailed swift, was also stunned for a moment.

The sixth soul ring, one hundred thousand years...the combination of these two ordinary words will shock anyone.

"Senior, be careful."

A faint voice sounded, clearly coming from the person in front of him, but it seemed to come from a distance.

The next second, the bright red flashed away.

Bai He discovered that five more identical "Tang Sans" appeared in the sky out of thin air. But what shocked him even more was...the "real" Tang San he had just locked onto actually turned out to be...

——It became fake again!

Bai He, who noticed that there was an error in his mental power lock, panicked for a second, but he soon regained his composure.

... This kid's ultimate skill is not the same as his eighth soul ring, right?

Without any time to think, five sharp-tailed swifts controlled five different areas in the hall and pounced towards the nine shadows one by one.

At this time, quantity became an unbeatable advantage.

Coupled with the inexplicable error in mental locking, Bai He, who kept shuttling through the hall, gradually became nervous.

Puff, puff!

Passed through again and again, slumped again and again.

This is actually a very tortured thing...

After discovering that all the answers were false.

One Hundred Thousand Years Soul Bone Skill - [Born from Three Feet].

A mere drama, a life of chaos and desolation.

Three feet of raw silk was used as a stage.

how do you know……

Talking to myself,

Is it a human being or a shadow wearing a skin?

Mentally suppressed, this scene is about to come to an end.

"Snapped!"

The last spark fell, and the folding fan closed with a crisp sound.

The five figures merged into one. Bai He looked at the nine figures in the sky and sighed reluctantly.

"Boy, you win, come down."

He didn't say that "□□" was not part of the speed competition. After all, the original agreement was whether he could catch Tang San within one stick of incense.

He didn't even use his soul skills, so how could he, an "old guy" who bullied others, have the nerve to act shamelessly?

His bad expression... was just because he was having a hard time mentally.

When Tang San heard this, his body flashed, the white light gradually faded, and he reappeared in the field.

He cupped his hands and said, "Senior, I am serious, you are the fastest I have ever seen. If the stalemate continues, I will definitely not be able to get any favors from you."

Didn't Niu Gao know what this person was awkward about? He laughed and smoothed things over and said: "Okay, don't be humble. It's just victory or defeat, it's not so important! This competition is just like making friends, everyone is happy!"

"Let's go have a drink. I'm afraid Lao Yang's broken gun won't come until tomorrow. Let's finish it off today."

His words were obviously biased towards Bai He, as if he was referring to the loser as a "draw".

But Tang San didn't feel angry. After this competition, he naturally knew... that suppressing Bai He, who was arrogant by nature, wouldn't work.

——It still depends on the strategy of attacking the heart~

The competition ended and everyone walked to the restaurant together.

Ma Hongjun was debating whether to go forward and ask Tang San what happened with that skill just now, when he felt like someone kicked him.

When he turned his head, what he saw was Bai Chenxiang who didn't look very good.

Seeing that she was a beauty, Ma Hongjun, who was guilty of lust, was about to blurt out those witty words, but saw Tang Lingyi in front of him, who seemed to be aware of it and cast a warning look at him.

His heart tightened, and he swallowed the word "beauty" on his lips: "Yes, is something wrong?"

Bai Chenxiang whispered: "Um, Tang San and the woman next to him are friends with you?"

Ma Hongjun nodded and said proudly: "We are the best brothers! He is the sect leader of our Tang Sect, and I am the deputy sect leader. Lingyi is the lover of the third brother. Hehe!"

Bai Chenxiang did not question the authenticity of his words. After all, in that "show", this person also proved his identity with his strength.

"Then what happened to his sixth soul ring? Is it really a hundred thousand year soul ring? And..."

A series of questions made Ma Hongjun, who was about to show off, dizzy. In order to avoid accidentally saying something that he shouldn't say and being silenced by the two people in front of him, the fat man who always liked to flirt with women hurriedly interacted with the beautiful woman for the first time. After a few words, he ran away as if he were fleeing.

Bai Chenxiang was left stunned and staring at his back with great dissatisfaction.

Tang Lingyi looked away and laughed softly: "He... still knows what to say and what not to say."

"Although Hongjun likes to play a little bit, he still has principles." Tang San pushed her and walked slowly, "If you really don't know, he will be able to do it after a few beatings. Just like when you taught him how to respect women. .”

Hearing this, Tang Lingyi couldn't help but recall the wonderful "comparison" time in Shrek Academy: "That's true, but I always feel like you and I are educating children when we say this."

"I don't admit that my son is lustful."

Tang San subconsciously retorted: "If he dares to imitate such a playboy in the future, see if I don't break his legs!"

"Pfft!" Tang Lingyi couldn't help laughing when she saw this, waving her hands and saying: "It's not a thing yet, why are you keeping a straight face?"

Tang San raised his eyebrows: "It's something we have to think about after all, why not put it on the agenda first so as not to panic when we get there."

That's right... Tang Lingyi glared at him: "I won't give birth to you."

"It's not impossible."

Unexpectedly, he nodded in agreement.

"but."

Tang San slowly approached her ear, his warm breath hitting the sensitive skin one after another: "The bridal chamber flowers and candles... when can I cash them in first? Grandma."

Tang Lingyi: "..."

Good guy, are you waiting here for her?

"I'm more conservative."

The woman showed a "shy" smile: "So... you know."

Tang San, who wanted to eat "meat": "..."

He didn't really want to understand.

"Haha."

Seeing his choked expression, Tang Lingyi laughed happily.

With a lively and vivid smile on her face, the man who was staring at her was stunned for a moment.

Those words were certainly not Tang San's original intention, and he naturally wanted to save the best night for the wedding.

It was just that he had a bad taste and couldn't help teasing her, asking her to show her truest expression in front of him.

The figures of one tall and one low look very harmonious from a distance.

The most beautiful thing in the world is when you are making fun of him and he is laughing.

Ma Hongjun looked at the pair of sweet lovers from behind, his eyes flickering.

——He seemed to understand something.

……

The wine is in full swing.

Several people naturally started talking about the problems after the competition.

Just when Bai He was feeling uneasy because Tang San was Tang Hao's son, several others also tried to persuade him.

Tang San: "Senior Bai He, if you say so, if the Po clan joins our Tang Clan, you will also lead the Min clan to join, right?"

Bai He glanced at him: "If you can convince the Po clan, then what else can I say? Can we, the Min clan, still fly solo?"

"It's just, young man, it's not that I didn't remind you. The old goat is not as easy to talk to as the old orangutan and the old rhinoceros. I know him best. Not only is he withdrawn, but he is also willful. If not for this, perhaps the loss of the original clan would have been lost. It won’t be that big. It’s not easy to convince him!”

Tang San smiled slightly: "As long as you agree, the remaining juniors will naturally stumble. If it succeeds, why wouldn't it be a blessing for the four separate clans to reunite?"

Bai He looked at him deeply and nodded in acquiescence.

Once the matter was revealed, the atmosphere reached a climax.

This dinner party finally came to a successful conclusion after three rounds of wine and five dishes.

Although Tang Lingyi didn't drink, she was extremely satisfied with the Yuzhi clan's food. I slowly went back to the house with my fan waving slightly. The moon was so beautiful today, so tomorrow... it must be a good day too.

Good... what a shovel! ! !

"Lingyi, calm down, calm down!"

Ma Hongjun looked at Tang Lingyi with a fake smile and clenched her fists in fear, fearing that she would take out a concealed weapon and shoot Yang Wudi indiscriminately.

"Look, Third Brother wasn't too seriously injured. He just vomited a few mouthfuls of blood, right? Just calm down, calm down, don't get excited!"

Ma Hongjun took out a fan from somewhere and fanned it diligently. He kept admonishing him, which made Bai Chenxiang next to him, who had been rejected last night, snort softly.

Bai Chenxiang: Are you so cautious? She didn't believe that this man could hurt Grandpa Yang.

"You're done fighting, right?"

Tang Lingyi, who had always had a weak sense of presence, suddenly spoke up, causing everyone to look at her.

Under the gaze of everyone, the woman sitting lazily in a wheelchair curled her lips and smiled.

Soul power surged in her right hand, crystal light flashed away, and six soul rings, two yellow, two purple, and two black, appeared beside her.

The big red umbrella was grasped by slender fingers. Amidst the exclamations, the woman wearing the No. 1 Scholar's hat smiled mockingly: "I have seen too many fights these days, and my hands are itchy for a while. This Elder Yang... doesn't mind talking to me. Let’s have a game?”

Yang Wudi, who flew upside down, barely got up from the ground, with blood flowing from his mouth: "...What, what?"

"It seems he doesn't mind."

Tang Lingyi jumped up and stood between him and Tang San.

"Introduce yourself." Under the bright sunshine, the woman holding the red umbrella had no warmth in her eyes, and continued to herself: "Tang Lingyi, the sixty-ninth level auxiliary control system war soul emperor."

"Please advise."

"Shh!"

As soon as he finished speaking, the red umbrella in full bloom was quickly closed.

Before Yang Wudi had time to express his opinion, a woman holding a red umbrella fell from the sky and hit him on the head with a "clang".

Next, everyone was lucky enough to witness a fair and just discussion on what "crush" was.

Ma Hongjun, unable to stop him: "..."

He knew... Ling Yi was so angry that he was really screaming horribly!

A minute of silence for Elder Yang!

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