[Douluo] I just want to be a disabled person

Tang San:"……"

Slender fingers touched the sensitive back of the neck, and the rubbing of the fingertips caused ripples layer after layer.

A low and threatening male voice came to my ears.

"Uncle Master? If you don't mind, I don't care, but..." He paused, "I didn't know you were good at this. In this case, why not try something else another day? For example..." "

"Brother-in-law and sister-in-law, stepmother and stepson, widow and lover...what do you think?"

"Master, uncle, ancestor~"

From that sentence onwards, Tang Lingyi's expression became extremely strange. She thought she could win, but her success was completely broken after the next three parallel sentences.

Not to mention the last three words that were like the straw that broke the camel's back...

"Where did you get this from?" She was quite dumbfounded. "You also said that I like it. You obviously know better than me, right?"

Tang San hugged her and smiled softly: "Isn't this cooperating with you in role-playing? I sacrificed my image."

sacrifice?

Tang Lingyi twitched the corner of her mouth and raised her hands to admit defeat: "I was joking just now, you can call me whatever you like."

"Is it okay, baby?" Tang San raised a smirk on his lips and asked more aggressively.

Tang Lingyi was so numb: "...Okay."

As long as he doesn't play any taboo games, no matter how disgusting it is, it's doge.

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"But I can't think of it?"

Tang San suddenly fell in love with her aggrieved but forced compromising look, and as soon as he changed his words, he threw back the question.

Tang Lingyi glared at him: "...then what do you want?"

"That person...what did he call you?"

Tang Lingyi was startled: "Haven't you heard of it? Xiaoyi."

"I mean before..." Tang San frowned childishly and gritted his teeth in displeasure: "He kept showing off in my dreams, but when I woke up he didn't remind me of it. I only vaguely remembered it as a repeated phrase. "

"Isn't that too much?"

Every time he thought of this incident, Tang San couldn't help but feel jealous. The man had been pestering him in his dreams since he came back from the secret world. The man didn't do anything else, he just showed him Tang Lingyi's past years over and over again.

At first, when Tang San held the idea that he was his future "father-in-law", he had no other thoughts about it. Instead, he was very willing to use this method to touch those years before he met Tang Lingyi.

But later... someone became less and less "father-in-law".

Tang San snorted lightly, "If you don't let me remember, can't I just ask Ling Yi directly?"

The "narrow-minded" man said that he not only wanted to ask, but also screamed in front of a certain "father-in-law" every day, which made him miserable! snort!

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Tang Ling was a little confused at first, but under Tang San's deliberately funny narration, the faint melancholy in her heart was relieved a lot.

"My concubine."

She repeated it, as if she had put down something and smiled again: "He used to call me grandma."

"He said it was because I was a round ball of light when I was little, so he originally wanted to call me Yuanyuan. The reason he chose the nickname '女元' was because after I was born, he felt that the name did not match my personality." It’s…not so cute.”

"But this name doesn't represent good memories. Later, after we had a falling out, he kept calling me Xiao Yi."

The whole thing is simply described in a few words.

Tang San hesitated for a moment: "Then...can I call you grandma?"

He just wanted to be different from others and didn't want to bring up the memories that made her unhappy.

Tang Lingyi smiled and nodded: "Okay. It's just a name. After so many years, looking back, I don't think it matters much anymore."

This simple sentence made Tang San's heart hurt.

"My concubine."

"……Um?"

"My concubine."

"uh-huh?"

"My concubine."

"... Just tell me what you want to do."

"mua~"

Tang Lingyi's pupils shrank, and she felt helpless as she looked at this "verbal" disciple: "Now that you are no longer satisfied with just a few tastes, do you have to make a sound?"

Tang San pretended not to hear her complaint, buried his head in the crook of her neck, and smiled like a kitten that had successfully stolen something fishy: "You are so sweet."

Sweet... so sweet!

Does this guy think I'm food?

Tang Lingyi raised her hand and rubbed his hair fiercely. She was so stunned that she turned the straight black hair into a chicken nest.

Tang San wasn't angry either, but instead moved his head closer to let her ravage her.

The two of them just played the game of "you and me" in the courtyard, until the Min clan came to the door in the evening and couldn't find Tang San, the "protagonist", and then they walked hand in hand to the hall.

……

There were twelve people in total.

The leader of the old man was slender, but looked very well-proportioned, with long snow-white hair hanging down behind him. If his face were not as rosy as a baby, he would look older than Tai Tan and Niu Gao.

Following Bai He was a girl who looked about the same age as Ma Hongjun.

The girl is tall and well-proportioned, with extremely beautiful appearance. Although she is a little thinner, her appearance is only half inferior to Xiao Wu and Zhu Zhuqing.

Her eyes looked a little arrogant. She held Bai He's arm and looked around with beautiful eyes, as if she was very interested in everything around her.

As soon as Ma Hongjun saw her, his eyes widened. But when he wanted to "appreciate" it seriously, a green folding fan suddenly blocked his view.

"Oh!"

The sound of the folding fan closing brought back his thoughts, and when he heard it, he saw the "culprit" giving him an extremely "kind" smile.

Tang Lingyi (Heshan): If you look again, your eyes will be dug out~

Ma Hongjun: "..."

Don't dare to move. Don't dare to move.

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After seeing the "cowardly" boy retreating calmly, Tang Lingyi raised the corner of her mouth slightly, and then her eyes slowly fell on the agile girl.

The leader of the old man, Bai He, frowned when he saw the depressed Tai Tan and Niu Gao, "What's wrong with you two old guys? You look like a sad person."

Niu Gao smiled wryly: "Originally you just came here, so I shouldn't have told you. But you also know that I can't keep my words in my heart. Old Bai Niao, we may not be able to help you anymore in the future."

Bai He's heart trembled: "What happened?"

Niu Gao sighed: "You know the Xiangjia Sect. That guy Hu Yanzhen came yesterday. He came to recruit our clan."

Bai He: "Representing the Spirit Hall?"

Niu Gao nodded silently.

Bai He frowned: "Old Rhino, you didn't agree, did you?"

Niu Gao snorted coldly when he heard this: "How is that possible? Even if my imperial clan is destroyed, I will never be a lackey of Wuhun Palace! However, I rejected them, and I am afraid that the Elephant Armor Sect will retaliate. As for when to come, No one can say for sure. So, I decided to move my whole family. Go to Tiandou City and hang out with the old orangutans..."

The patriarch, who is slightly shorter than Titan, has learned superb acting skills without any teacher. He can sigh, frown, speak righteously... a combination of punches can fool Bai He without any suspicion at all.

Tang Lingyi and Tang San looked at each other, with a faint smile flashing in each other's eyes.

"Old Bai He, let me introduce someone to you."

Tai Tan's voice attracted the attention of the audience: "My little brother is a new generation of wizards in the foundry world. He made some weapons. I took a look at them and thought they are very suitable for your Min clan. Let him follow me Come here and show it to you, mistress."

Tang San nodded reservedly to Bai He, took out the Zhuge Divine Crossbow from his arms, walked over to Bai He and handed it over with both hands.

Bai He took it with some doubts, and the girl next to him suddenly looked at the inconspicuous black box with curiosity in her eyes.

Tang San took the initiative to explain: "This object is called the Zhuge Divine Crossbow. It contains forty-eight arrows, including the arrow... Even the fifty or sixty-level soul masters will hardly be spared."

Bai He was taken aback, "You said this thing can break through defensive spirit skills below level ? Are you sure?"

Niu Gao, who was sitting in the main seat, said: "I tried it yesterday. What he said is not an exaggeration at all. It is said that this thing is just a basic version of the Zhuge God Crossbow. There are also more powerful ones. Those are all What's coming?"

Tang San nodded: "Enhanced version of the Zhuge Divine Crossbow. Because the equipment is different and the power is also different. The most powerful one can threaten a sixty-level soul master with full defense. It's just because the production of these crossbows requires extremely exquisite craftsmanship. and rare materials. So the cost is high.”

While he was talking, he took the Jihuang and gave Bai He a demonstration.

Bai He couldn't hide his excitement as he looked at it: "Okay. I bought this thing. How much does it cost? I want two hundred."

As soon as these words came out, several people on the field couldn't help but curl their lips.

...The fish is hooked.

Tang Lingyi unfolded the folding fan to cover the lower half of her face, enjoying the drama of "Inviting You to the Urn" in a leisurely and elegant manner.

"Here are one hundred gold soul coins. I will pay off the remaining twenty when the Po clan comes."

"Senior, you seem to have made a mistake. I said one hundred and twenty gold soul coins."

"What did you say!" Bai He stood up suddenly, his cheeks turned red: "Are you kidding me?"

Not to be outdone, the girl stared at him: "Why don't you go and grab it?"

Faced with the pressure of the old man who was over eighty years old, Tang San smiled calmly and said calmly: "Senior, calm down. We are doing business in the Tang Clan. We are absolutely innocent, and the price of one hundred and twenty gold soul coins is only lower. Not high. When I sold it to the Qibao Glazed Sect, the price was close to one hundred and eighty gold soul coins. It’s already a very good deal for you..."

As he spoke, he raised his feet and stomped lightly on the ground. A faint white light surged from his body and disappeared, and Bai He clearly felt that the pressure he had released was being forcibly peeled away.

When Tai Tan saw that the atmosphere of the confrontation had relaxed, he began to comfort Bai He, but his words still emphasized the authenticity of what Tang San said.

"Hey, Ling Yi."

"what?"

Tang Lingyi, who was watching the show enthusiastically, gave Ma Hongjun, who was sneaking up next to her, a cold look.

"What did that look you just gave me mean?"

When Tang Lingyi heard this, the corner of her mouth curved in a strange arc, and she glanced at him up and down: "Do you really want to know?"

Ma Hongjun looked down at her line of sight and suddenly shuddered. All curiosity and lust disappeared in an instant.

"Ha, haha..." Under those knife-like eyes, the weak and innocent little fat man immediately became solemn and ran quickly to the other side: "I'll help Third Brother see the incense!"

Tang Lingyi snorted slightly when she saw this and shook the fan in her hand.

Two flowers with white petals and yellow pistils grow on the edge of the fan, which is strange and vivid.