Naruto Fist Urban Management

Huang He smiled proudly and looked at the towering trees around him. !

how?I have a lot of weapons!keep going!come!

Minato shameless!

It's just a tentative attack. Is it really okay to be blocked like this? !That big size 48 face was so wrinkled that it looked like a chrysanthemum, haha!With your hands on your waist?Can you try bending your waist a little more?If you bend it a little more, it will break!

Jiraiya's mouth twitched secretly, looking at Huang He's sullen look, he really wanted to slap him to death!

Are you using a big tree to block attacks? !Are you very shy?

"Fire Escape Fire Bomb!"

Jiraiya's mouth bulged as if it was filled with lollipops, and then he spurted it out violently. The first thing that came out was oil, oil made from chakra, and then the oil suddenly ignited like a flame. It flew towards the Yellow Crane like a bullet.

"I'll wipe it! Jiraiya, why are you so disgusting! You spit such a big lump of phlegm on someone! And it can even be ignited!"

Huang He yelled and ran towards the lake. His posture was as cowardly as possible, his legs were splayed as he ran, his hands were waved widely, and he turned his head to look behind him from time to time.

"Thick...thick phlegm...poof!!! Cough cough cough cough!"

Jiraiya was breathing fire, and when he heard Huang He's thick phlegm, he immediately choked on the chakra oil.The flames that were spitting suddenly stopped and dissipated into the air. The heat brought by the spitting fire also dissipated with the gentle breeze in the woods.

Jiraiya grabbed his throat with both hands, his face turned livid, and he kept coughing.

Damn it!What a great ninjutsu, it's so disgusting to be insulted by you!We agreed that we won’t use psychological tactics?We agreed that we won’t use biological and chemical weapons!Um...it seems like I vomited myself...

Jiraiya, who kept coughing, actually had time to complain in his mind. I have to say that Jiraiya, a sage, has a pretty good physique. Think about it, if a person chokes on oil, it's not like he chokes on water. It's so simple. The oil will stay in the person's trachea and flow away slowly, while the water will flow away quickly. Just looking at Jiraiya's face turning from livid to dark purple, he can't breathe at all. ! ! !

"Oh~~~Tell me, a good trial ended like this. If Tsunade comes later, you will be embarrassed!"

Huang He shook his head gently and walked towards Jiraiya with a playful expression on his face.

Don't tell me, what this kid said is really reasonable!If Tsunade finds out...I won't have this old face anymore!

Jiraiya instantly stood up, raised his hand and slapped his chest hard.

"Pfft!!! Ahem, feel better!"

A slap shook out the chakra oil deposited in the windpipe, but this slap also made Jiraiya ecstasy, ecstasy, and death, damn it!I forgot to keep my hand!

Jiraiya had a drop of crystal clear tears in each of his eyes, with the chakra oil he had just sprayed hanging from the corner of his mouth, looking at Huang He with a complaining expression.

Huang He opened his mouth and was about to speak, but when he saw Jiraiya staring at him with an expression of dissatisfaction, he suddenly got goosebumps all over his body.

"Damn it! Brother! You are my brother! I didn't do anything to you that would make people and gods angry, right? Why are you staring at me with that expression like a girl being fucked by something? I'm not a gay! "

Go gangster!I didn't expect you, Jiraiya, to be a huge gay!snort!Break off the relationship from now on!

Jiraiya looked at Huang He a little strangely. He didn't know what weird things this kid was thinking, but it was definitely not a good thing!

After spitting out the remaining chakra oil and wiping his mouth, Jiraiya curled his fingers at Huang He.

come!Let's make it fun!

This time it was Huang He's turn to twitch the corner of his mouth, Damn it!You don’t learn anything fast, you learn these things fast!This kid has been so unruly since he was a kid!

Huang He felt that enough was enough and didn't want to waste any more time. Jiraiya couldn't beat him anyway, so teasing the stupid Jiraiya was a bit boring...

His right hand was slightly withdrawn toward his right chest, the biceps of his arm were pumping, and his fists were clenched tightly. Huang He's expression became serious.

"Serious series! 5.00% power!"

"Kill it! Take a serious punch!"

Before punching, Huang He glanced at Jiraiya, and after predicting the direction in which Jiraiya was most likely to escape, he punched towards the open space.

Before Huang He's punch came out, Jiraiya felt a world-destroying power constantly pressing against him, and his whole body was trembling a little because of that power. With this feeling, it was clear that the kid didn't use anything. Ninjutsu!I can't feel any chakra at all!Why? !Could it be that that boy and Tsunade used the same attack method? !Nope!Tsunade at least used chakra, but why did this kid?

Before Jiraiya could continue thinking, Huang He's punch had already been struck at this moment. A strong wind suddenly blew up from Huang He's fist. The grass and soil on the ground were torn apart by the punch at the same time, and they flew into the air!

Regardless of the image problem, Jiraiya immediately lay down on the ground. His whole body was stained with mud. He rolled around on the ground like a big rubber ball several times with a lazy donkey roll. His long white hedgehog hair also turned into It was as brown as soil, and the whole body was covered with mud that flew and fell after being blown up by Yellow Crane's punch. A clay figure Jiraiya was born immediately!

Damn it!It almost killed me!

Jiraiya put his hands on the ground, and his legs were on the ground like a toad. Well... well, his current posture is that of a toad!

Jiraiya looked at Huang He with dull eyes, and his toad-like posture... holy shit!What a toad fairy!

"Then...then what? I didn't know that 5.00% power could also cause such destructive power, Sao Rui Sao Rui~~"

Huang He looked at the woods and grassland in front of him that had been hit by his punch. It looked like they had just been demolished. He suddenly thought, "I'm no longer a city manager! I'm going to be the captain of the demolition team."

Well, to be honest, this attack didn't have much power. It was just the strong wind brought by the fist that surprised Huang He. The strong wind was like a harvester, harvesting everything in sight crazily. It flew across the grassland, knocked down several towering trees, and incidentally turned Jiraiya into a truly silly clay figure toad.

I shed tears knowing the truth...

Jiraiya's eyes shed tears of "I dare not move", Mom!I want to go home!There's a guy here who's so perverted!

Can you find a suitable time to show off?You just hit someone, but you pretend to be cool in front of them, you can't help it, it makes their little sweetheart hurt as much as if it's been torn apart!What does it mean to say Sauri?

Huang He was about to go forward to "comfort" Jiraiya when he heard a "whoosh" sound coming from beside him.

Without looking back, he said, "Minato...where on earth did you sign my name? I searched everywhere when I was taking a shower and couldn't find it!"

Talking about Minato makes me cry!The thought of not being able to do shameful things at home in the future is simply upsetting!Um...don't get me wrong, I just took a shower and ran around the house without any clothes. The feeling of an iron rod waving in the wind, whoever tries it knows~!

Minato looked at the ground in front of Huang He that looked like it had been beeped by a teddy bear, as well as the towering trees that had been uprooted, and he suddenly felt like he had been beeped by a teddy bear.Huh?Isn't that Jiraiya?how?Have you been beeped by Teddy too?

The posture that looked like a toad made Minato feel that there must be something fishy about this!Coupled with Jiraiya's dull eyes, holy shit!Minato turned around and looked at Huang He's proud look - Damn it!I seem to have discovered something!

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