Naruto Fist Urban Management

After sleeping until dawn, Huang He was wrapped in a thin quilt and didn't want to get up. This feeling... was like when he was studying...

"Ah!~~~I don't want to get up! I'm like a salty fish today, the kind that can't even turn over!"

If you don't have anything to do, you will feel bad all over, so become a salted fish!Become a salted fish and you will become happy!Become a salted fish and you will become satisfied!Become a salted fish! …The High Priest of Sloth will come for you…

Huang He dragged himself, intending to work hard and get up from the bed!I just squirmed two or three times...

"Um...I'm cursed and can never get out of bed again!"

Making excuses for himself, Huang He continued to sleep soundly in bed wrapped in quilt...

At three o'clock in the day, Yellow Crane's sleeping appearance was too unsightly...

boom!

"Fuck!"

Huang He, who was rolling around in bed while asleep, fell straight to the floor, and a pit appeared on the floor that looked like a hair on Huang He's face. .

"I'm not going to sleep anymore! Damn it! Go find something to eat!"

So, Huang He walked down the street like a wandering ghost.

"Ah! The sun is so strong! I am a nocturnal creature! I cannot withstand such a strong sun!"

Huang He covered the sun with one hand and shouted crazily in his heart.

Since it was already noon, there were not many people on the street. Everyone was enjoying lunch at home. Huang He was the only one who knew how to cook, and the food he made was quite delicious, but he was too lazy to do it because of the properties of salted fish...

While walking, he suddenly saw a steamed bun shop, but Huang He didn't intend to buy steamed buns to eat. He ate steamed buns every day, and his whole body was about to turn into a steamed bun.Huang He planned to find the meatball shop in the original work, where Uchiha Itachi had sneaked into Konoha after betraying the name of Shinobi.

Although the meatball shop sells dessert meatballs, Huang He couldn't help but want to try them.

"Eh?! Tsunade!"

On the side of the street, Tsunade seemed to be arguing with someone, and she looked very angry.

He strode towards Tsunade and took a closer look. Damn it!That's not Jiraiya!

Long hair like a hedgehog, squinting eyes, and a vulgar look, yes!It's him!

"Yo! Tsunade, and the lustful immortal?"

Hahaha!Huang He was actually laughing wildly in his heart. The name Lustful Sage was given to Jiraiya by Naruto in a long time in the future. He didn't know what Jiraiya would do if he became Naruto's master again and heard this name. His expression! ?

With a pop, Tsunade suddenly laughed.

"Hahahaha! A lustful sage! It fits your image very well, Jiraiya!"

Tsunade, who has a bold personality, almost shouted these words, which attracted passers-by to look sideways. Well, this image is indeed very sexy!

Jiraiya was very unhappy. He had finally returned from a mission, but he received another mission, and it was a long trip. He didn't know how long it would take to come back. Tsunade was the one who sent the mission, and Jiraiya didn't want to accept it, and planned to play I collected some novel materials for a while, but I didn't want to be scolded by Tsunade.

Originally, it was nothing to be scolded by Tsunade. Anyway, I was used to being scolded, and I couldn't hit him. She was the woman I liked.

But who are you?You actually gave me a nickname when we met? !

"What's your kid's name? You actually gave me a nickname when we met! Let's have a fight!"

The current Jiraiya still looks relatively young, without the trace of old age like in the original work.So, you are young and energetic!If you don't accept it, you'll be beaten!

Huang He made an international gesture to Jiraiya and pointed one finger at Jiraiya.

"Come on! Pretend!"

Hey!I'm so angry!

As a legendary Sannin of Konoha, Jiraiya has never received such treatment. He didn't even intend to give his name and immediately planned to summon a toad!

Um... This is a village, so forget it. If the Toad Boss is summoned, it will be too bad. He can destroy a large area of ​​​​buildings with just one sitting.

"Follow me and fight outside the village!"

Just as Jiraiya was about to leave, Tsunade grabbed him, shook his head at Jiraiya and said, "Forget it, you can't beat him, even I can't beat him!"

Tsunade forgot that Jiraiya had been out on a mission and did not know that Huang He had just arrived in the village recently, nor did he know the information about Huang He. Moreover, looking at Huang He's appearance, it seemed that he did this on purpose.

Well, Tsunade also feels that Jiraiya needs to be taught a lesson, but it's not your turn to teach Huang He a lesson!What if I miss?What if a finger touches Jiraiya and turns him into ketchup? !

Huang He saw Tsunade's worry and said, "Don't worry! I will limit my power to around 5.00% output!"

Recently, Huang He also discovered that he can already control the minimum power output, but he can only control it directly to the minimum, and he can't control it even a little bit higher!I don’t know if it’s because my body hasn’t adapted to the strength yet.

Well~ take your time!I want to control this huge power, but I can't rush it.

What is the concept of Huang He's 5.00% power output?Probably has the power of five Tsunade...

Tsunade suddenly doubted whether Huang He came to hit her on purpose!Oh, no, it was to attack Jiraiya!

And Jiraiya was even more angry.

"Are you looking down on me? Haha! 5.00% power?"

hehe!Let me beat the shit out of you!

Without waiting for Jiraiya, Huang He walked towards the village gate.

"Let's go, let's go! By the way, Tsunade, go tell Minato first and ask him to send a medical team, otherwise your hemophobia will harm Jiraiya!"

Jiraiya heard Huang He's words and turned to look at Tsunade. His big eyes could speak, "Can I kill him?"

Tsunade shook her head and replied with her eyes, "You can't beat him!"

Jiraiya was stunned for a moment, and expressed his thoughts with his eyes full of joy, "Is it really okay?"

Tsunade looked at the excited Jiraiya a little strangely, but still nodded, "Really!"

Jiraiya jumped up to the sky in excitement, and then ran towards Huang He while shouting.

"Oh~ Yeah! That boy, stop! I promise I won't beat you to death!"

Snapped!With a sound, Tsunade immediately raised her forehead.

How could I have such a mentally retarded teammate...

Well~ let’s go find Minato first!Anyway, Huang He said he would hold back, so that wouldn't cause problems for Jiraiya, well...at least he wouldn't be disabled...right? ? ?

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Huang He took Jiraiya to a place far outside the village. There was a large open space, very wide around, and a large lake. The water was so clear that you could even count the number of stones at the bottom of the lake. Occasionally, There are also a few fish playing and chasing around the lake.

Well...after the beating, I decided to eat you!

Huang He looked at the big fat fish in the lake and nodded, then turned to face Jiraiya.

"How is this place? I've been wandering around for a while, but I didn't expect to come across such a suitable place to try."

Holy shit!If you don’t know the road, you should have told me earlier!I'm familiar with this piece!

Jiraiya was simply intoxicated by Huang He's unreliable behavior. He was leading the way even though he didn't know the way. Aren't you afraid of turning someone away?

But this place is really nice!Great for fighting!

"Well! Then... let's get started!"

huh~

As soon as Jiraiya finished speaking, he immediately took out a shuriken and threw it at Huang He, and then made several techniques in his hand.

Bang bang bang!

"Multiple Shuriken Clone Jutsu!"

Damn it!Jiraiya, do you still want Bilian? !

Huang He looked at the large number of shurikens flying towards him in the air, and suddenly thought of the straw boat borrowing arrows in "Three Kingdoms"...

Damn it! Now is not the time to think about this!

Taking a few big steps back quickly, Huang He felt that this position was quite good. Well, there was a big tree behind him.

He turned around and hugged the big tree, and gave a strong force!

Crack clap!

Well... the tree was not uprooted, but was broken at the waist... I am planning to learn how to "uproot a weeping willow"!

But it can be used even if it is cut off!

Huang He hugged the big tree and swept towards the pile of shurikens.

Dangdang!

Jiraiya's eyes widened!Damn it!What you did was a violation!

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