Hogwarts is unreliable

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Holding the Wowotou in my hand, I couldn’t stop the tears from flowing.

Walking back from Professor Snape's cellar fireplace to the vacant lounge, Lin Xiaoan looked at the pile of professional books on potions and felt worried: "It's really going to cost you your life."

"What's wrong with the host?"

"Fuck, where did you come from?" Lin Xiaoan was almost frightened by Xiao Hei.

As usual, Xiao Hei rolled his eyes to show his disdain: "This system has always been here to go to the host. You have not returned to the dormitory, so this system will come to you on its own. Don't forget that this system also has its own map navigation function." Host, are you happy or not? Do you dare to move?"

Lin Xiaoan was puzzled: "What's so exciting about this? Isn't your setting too strong? It can actually be used as a Marauder's Map. The gold finger is too large. Readers, will you have any objections?" Hello"

"Dong wow Rui, host, all the readers are afraid that your golden finger is not open enough, host" Xiao Hei vowed to brainwash Lin Xiaoan, "The most popular thing now is Shenma is Shuangwen Wu Nao Shuang is invincible from the beginning. Punch through the sky with one punch. Host, you should be too cautious for the mission."

"Ding"

The virtual screen slowly emerges

"Story mission: No, it's the host's magic stone

Ask the host to obtain the magic stone within the mission time, or extract the energy of the magic stone

Mission difficulty: 3 stars

Mission reward: Armor protection

Completion time: Before the end of the first volume

Incomplete Penalty: None”

Lin Xiaoan stretched out his hand and clicked "Yes" on "Do you accept this mission?": "There's nothing special about armor protection."

"It's a god-level armor for body protection. The host is god-level. It can ss all magic attacks and is invulnerable to water and fire. It is produced by a god-level system. It must be god-level, host." Xiao Hei couldn't see Lin Xiaoan questioning its professional ethics, and got angry.

Lin Xiaoan was "" speechless for a while, put the book given by Professor Snape into the space, and asked: "Which room is my dormitory?"

"2b"

"Look, look, you are so narrow-minded, as a system, you dare to scold the host."

"Host, you are assigned to boys' dormitory 2b, dormitory 2b, dormitory 2b"

Lin Xiao'an: "" Mader made the staff.

"It's over there, look."

"Which way"

"Next to the tall red-haired boy."

"The one with glasses"

"Did you see his face?"

"Did you see his scar?"

The next day, as soon as Lin Xiaoan and Xiao Hei walked out of the dormitory, they saw Harry Potter being watched.

That guy, that scene is quite spectacular, with loud gongs and drums, firecrackers blasting, red flags waving, and huge crowds of people.

"Oh, look at the boy holding the black cat"

"What's wrong, who is he?"

"I heard he was Professor Snape's apprentice"

"Gosh"

"Merlin"

"Really which one?"

"That one, the one with black hair and black eyes, do you see it?"

"Digging Lotus Roots"

"Professor Snape's apprentice is actually in Gryffindor"

"Hahahahaha"

"This is the funniest joke of the year"

Lin Xiaoan: "Looking at the sky"

No matter who God spares, labor and capital will become monkeys in the zoo.

Forget it, if you don't want to be as knowledgeable as a little devil, you should know the way to the classroom first.

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There are a total of 140 staircases in Hogwarts.

Some of them are wide and big; some are narrow, small, and rickety; some lead to a different place every Friday; some go up halfway, and a step will suddenly disappear, and you have to remember where it is. Should jump over.

In addition, there are many doors here, if you are not a guest

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Ask them to open it angrily, or poke them in the right place, and they won't open the door for you; some doors are not real doors at all, just solid walls that look like doors.

It's hard to remember what's where because everything seems to be in constant motion.

The people in the portraits also visit each other constantly, and even the armor used as decoration can walk.

There's nothing you can do against the ghosts.

Often when you are about to open a door, a ghost suddenly jumps out from behind the door and scares you.

If you are already late for class and you run into Peeves, the ghost who likes to play pranks, it will be even more difficult than running into two locked doors and a staircase with many traps.

He will put a wastebasket on your head, pull out the carpet from under your feet, throw pieces of chalk at you, or sneak up behind you and grab your nose when you can't see him and scream: " I’m holding your nose.”

If there's anything worse than Peeves, it's Argus Filch, the caretaker.

Filch has a cat named Mrs. Norris.

This scrawny, dull gray animal had bulbous eyes like Filch's.It often patrols the corridors alone. If there is a foul in its presence, even if the tip of its toe is out of line, it will quickly run to find Filch. Two minutes later, Filch would come running over wheezing and panting.

Filch knew better than anyone else, except maybe the Weasley twins, about the secret passages in the school, and how they could pop out like ghosts.

The students hated him so much that many wanted to kick his wife, Mrs. Norris, hard.

Then, once you find the classroom, it's time to face the course itself.

In addition to waving a magic wand and chanting a few fun spells, magic also has a lot of profound knowledge.

Every Wednesday night, students use telescopes to observe the starry sky and learn the names of different stars and the paths of planets.

Three times a week, a short, fat witch named Sprout takes the students to the greenhouse behind the castle for herbal medicine classes, where they learn how to cultivate these strange plants and fungi and understand their uses.

Probably the most annoying subject was History of Magic, the only one taught by a ghost.I remember that Professor Binns fell asleep in front of the fireplace in the staff room and forgot to take his body with him when he went to class the next morning. This shows that Professor Binns was indeed very old during his lifetime.Professor Binns lectured in a monotonous voice while the students scribbled down names and dates, confusing Merik the Evil and Ulric the Weird.

The teacher of Charms was an unusually small wizard, Professor Flitwick, who had to stand on a stack of books to reach the desk during class.When the first class began, he took out the roll call and when Harry Potter's name was read, he screamed with excitement and fell to the ground and disappeared.

Professor McGonagall gave the new students a warning in the first class.

"Transfiguration is the most complex and dangerous magic you will learn at Hogwarts."

She said: "Anyone who is mischievous in my class, I ask him out and never let him in again. I warned you."

Then she turned her lectern into a pig and back again.

The students were all fascinated and wanted to start learning right away, but they soon understood that it would take a long time before furniture could be turned into animals.

After everyone took down a lot of complicated and difficult notes, Professor McGonagall gave everyone a match and started asking them to try to turn into a needle.

By the end of get out of class, only Hermione Granger had made any changes to her matches.

Professor McGonagall asked the class to see how the match turned into a bright silver needle, and one end was very pointed, and showed a rare smile to Hermione.

Lin Xiaoan: low-key, low-key

The class the class was really looking forward to was Defense Against the Dark Arts.

But Professor Quirrell's lesson almost became a joke.

The classroom was filled with the smell of garlic, and everyone said it was to drive away a vampire he met in Romania, fearing that the vampire would come back to get him.

Professor Quirrell told everyone that his big scarf was a gift from an African prince to thank him for helping him get rid of the entanglement of the resurrected zombies, but no one could say whether he really believed what he said. story.

First of all, when Seamus Finnigan impatiently asked Professor Quirrell how he defeated the resurrected zombies, the professor blushed and talked vaguely about the weather; secondly, everyone discovered that his big scarf was also It gave off a strange smell, and according to the Weasley twins, it must have been stuffed with garlic, so that Professor Quirrell would be protected wherever he went.

Time flies by.

Finally, it’s time for the most critical moment, Friday.