Hogwarts is unreliable

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Hogwarts,

Hogwarts,

Hogwarts,

Hogwarts,

Please teach us knowledge,

Whether we are bald old people

Or a child with a broken knee,

Our minds can accept

some fun stuff.

Because now our brains are empty,

Full of air, dead flies and trivialities,

teach us some valuable knowledge,

Take what we have forgotten,

give it back to us,

Just do your best,

Leave the rest to us,

We will study hard,

Until it turns to dust.

Everyone finished singing the school song.

Only the red-haired twins, George and Fred Weasley, continued to sing to the slow melody of the funeral march.

Dumbledore directed the last few bars for both of them with his wand, and when the twins finished singing, he applauded the loudest.

"Music," Dumbledore said, wiping his eyes, "more charming than anything we do here. It's bedtime now. Let's go back to our dormitories."

Lin Xiaoan quietly hid himself among the large group of Gryffindor first-year freshmen. He followed the Gryffindor prefect, Percy Weasley, who is also a red-haired Weasley family, through the noisy crowd and walked out. Auditorium, ascend the marble staircase.

Twice Percy Weasley led them through doors hidden behind sliding panels and hanging curtains, and up many flights of stairs.

Suddenly, everyone stopped.

Ahead of them, a bundle of canes floated in the air, and Percy Weasley took a step forward, sending the canes flying towards him.

"It's Peeves," Percy Weasley whispered to the first years. "A ghost who likes to cause mischief."

He raised his voice again and said, "Peeves reveals himself."

He was answered with a loud, harsh popping sound like a deflating balloon.

"Do you want me to find Bloody Barrow?"

With a pop, a dwarf suddenly appeared in the air, with evil black eyes and a big mouth. He was floating cross-legged in the air, holding the bundle of canes firmly with both hands.

"Ho ho ho," he smiled evilly, "It turns out that the annoying first grade kid is so fun."

He suddenly lunged at them, and the freshmen were stunned.

"Go away, Peeves, or I'll tell Bloody Balor that I'm not kidding," Percy yelled.

Peeves stuck out his tongue and disappeared.

The fallen cane hit Neville Longbottom right on the head, and the new students heard Peeves flying away, his armor clanging as he passed by.

"You should be on guard against Peeves." Percy said, leading everyone forward, "Bloody the Bloody is the only ghost that can bring him down. He doesn't even listen to us prefects. Get in here we are.”

There is a portrait hanging at the end of the corridor. The portrait is of a very rich woman wearing pink clothes.

"Password" she asked.

"Dragon scum," Percy Weasley answered.

The painting moved forward unsteadily, revealing a circular hole in the wall.

The freshmen began to crawl into the hole in the wall

Lin Xiaoan could already vaguely see the Gryffindor common room.

It's a cozy round room filled with plush armchairs

"Lin, Xiao, An."

Professor Severus Snape came behind Lin Xiaoan at some point and gently called his name.

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The dust has settled.

really

Still here.

There is no escape.

Lin Xiaoan actually felt like he was relieved and the situation was settled. He forced himself to smile and turned around: "Oh, my dearest teacher, just ask me to send an owl. This is the cold dormitory." How can I dare to trouble you to come here in person because I am so simple? It is a sin.”

Lin Xiaoan looked at Professor Snape's increasingly uglier face. He spoke softer and quieter, and finally joined the other freshmen who had not had time to enter the Gryffindor lounge, shrinking like a wilted quail. , stood up tremblingly.

"Finished" Professor Snape asked Lin Xiaoan.

"It's over." Lin Xiaoan replied dejectedly.

Professor Snape was a man of action. He directly reached out to pick up Lin Xiaoan and walked away under the horrified eyes of a group of annoying Gryffindor cubs.

Lin Xiaoan struggled like the pet toad raised by Neville Longbottom: "Teacher, I can walk by myself. I don't want to lose face. There are so many people watching. Give me some face."

"To shut up."

"Oh."

Because Apparition is not allowed in Hogwarts Castle, Professor Snape randomly found an empty lounge with a fireplace, drew his wand, lit a fire and sprinkled Floo powder, and finished in one go: "Cellar"

Walking out of the fireplace, Lin Xiaoan patted the dust on the wizard's robe and muttered: "I didn't say, teacher, you should find another office. This cellar is still quite cool in summer, but if it comes to winter, I don’t want to stay here. I am only 11 years old this year, still a child. What will happen if I get rheumatoid arthritis?”

Professor Snape: ""

Sure enough, is it because he made a big mistake that Merlin let this little devil named Lin Xiaoan come to harass me every day?

Professor Snape shook his head to dispel the thought, and asked angrily: "Malfoy was injured, do you know about this?"

"Ha, I knew that Malfoy was a whistleblower." Lin Xiaoan had been waiting for a long time, and he hurriedly took out the crystal ball with the voice recording, "Take a look at this."

Professor Snape looked at the image in the crystal ball and saw no change on his face. He was already extremely angry and could get worse.

Lin Xiaoan looked at him eagerly: "Teacher, that kid Malfoy deserves a beating, right?"

Professor Snape reluctantly said: "This is the parents' fault, he is still a child."

"Oh, teacher, what you said is wrong. Malfoy is already 11 years old this year. He is no longer a kindergarten child. He must be responsible for what he has said. I am not the kind of coward who just swallows his anger. If you can't beat me, then you can complain to an adult. Just wait and see, wait until tomorrow.”

"Lin Xiaoan"

"Yes"

"This matter is over now. I will communicate with Malfoy's parents. Do you understand that you don't want to cause any more trouble?"

"I understand, but what if the complainer comes to trouble me, teacher?"

Professor Snape put the crystal ball in the drawer. Lin Xiaoan said: "", and said expressionlessly: "Keep your balance."

Hee hee hee hee hee hee hee

Lin Xiao'an ran up behind Professor Snape, squeezed Professor Snape's shoulders and back diligently, and said with a playful smile: "Teacher, do you have any other instructions?" The implication was that if nothing happened, the workers should go back to the dormitory. Broken sleep

After more than a month of getting along with each other, Professor Snape had already become accustomed to Lin Xiaoan's rogue and lazy look: "Are you familiar with the thousands of magical herbs and mushrooms?"

"My back is flowing like water" Lin Xiaoan patted his chest.

"Very good." Professor Snape pushed the thick pile on the desk, which was at least two feet high. "Take it back to your dormitory and memorize it within a week. I will check your progress at any time."

"This, this, these" Lin Xiaoan stuttered and said: "Teacher"

Professor Snape said with a cold face: "I should have thought that with your reckless and arrogant character, the possibility of being sorted into Slytherin is very slim. But, since I am your teacher, I must be responsible for your studies. Remember , every day after dinner, you have to go to the cellar to receive my special extracurricular tutoring. The password is unicorn blood. Now, you can go out."

Lin Xiaoan: "Can I change the author's book and be the protagonist?"