One Piece and the Country

Chapter 206 28 Hundred Thousand Fans

Holding on to the pain, Li Xinglong returned to the cabin with snake-like steps.

There was some charcoal in the extinguished campfire, and Li Xinglong picked it up and chewed it.

Because charcoal has relatively strong adsorption capacity, it can absorb most toxins in the body.

Moreover, after people eat charcoal, it will prompt them to defecate as quickly as possible, expel the dirty food from the intestines as soon as possible, and reduce the damage of poison to other organs.

puff~

Li Xinglong gently lifted his buttocks and let out a stinky fart, feeling the urge to shit!

Picking up a nearby fern as toilet paper, Li Xinglong ran outside and threw a gas bomb!

After doing this several times, Li Xinglong struggled three or four times.

I had diarrhea until I collapsed, and my squatting legs became weak.

Returning to the camera, Li Xinglong said feebly: "Brothers, I am a negative example. Everyone should learn from me and don't eat randomly in the wild!"

"By the way, if you eat too much of this genetically modified fruit, you'll be tempted to give it to yourself. You can't even hold it in. I almost pulled it in my pocket just now!"

"It is good news for patients with constipation. If you are in need, you can send me a private message backstage. The price is 1 yuan per pound. Buy on a first-come, first-served basis..."

"Ah! I'm sorry! Ollie is about to come out again..."

After struggling for nearly two hours, Li Xinglong looked like a drained man!

He leaned weakly against a piece of wood, his lips were white and his eyes were dull.

But it's all worth it!

Because the more you poop, the more toxins accumulated in your body are excreted.

Seeing what happened to Li Xinglong, Jiang Wenyi smiled like a lily blooming in the valley in the morning!

Other fans were heartbroken for Li Xinglong and sent gifts to comfort his injured heart.

One Piece gives away a devil fruit~

Naruto reluctantly sent out a tailed beast~

The beautiful prisoner gave away a wolf baby~

Mobi Shin-chan gave away a roll of paper~

The gift wasn't the most exciting thing. What made Li Xinglong's eyes wide open was that 10 people flooded into the live broadcast room.

——The traffic is coming!

The Xiaopozhan live broadcast platform gives first priority to the cover page, which means that the newcomer's live broadcast room is placed in the most conspicuous place on the home page, where users can easily see it.

If the live broadcast content is good and can attract the audience's attention, it can attract tens of millions of fans in a short period of time.

The higher the five-star rating of a novel, the more comments, and the higher the completion rate.

The system will continue to recommend this book, and more and more people will read it.

The author who writes the book will not be a eunuch.

So—get it? !

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I'm the author of this book, and frankly, I want five stars.

If you can get a gift, hehe, it will be even more difficult to pass the exam.

what?

Already received a five-star rating! !

Here, the humble author would like to thank you all in advance!

(?˙?˙?) Kiss me, Trojan!

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10 viewers poured in all of a sudden, which is not a lot at all.

Because Xiaopo Station is the most famous live broadcast platform in the universe, with 1000000000 active users!

In the year 2333333333 AD, the number of humans was astronomical, too many to count.

It is no exaggeration to say that one person and a piece of Oli for all mankind can fill up the entire East African Rift Valley;

When one person drinks beer, he becomes a Yellow River in an instant.

During the May Day holiday, more Chinese people went to see the Great Wall than there were bricks in it;

The small movies produced by the Japanese Empire every week are, ahem, cartoons, with more than 1000 million episodes.

There are even more humans who have immigrated to Venus, Jupiter, Mercury, Mars, Saturn, Tian Hai Ming.

With so many viewers, the commission from watching the live video, the gifts given out, and the money converted from the barrage are all a huge amount of income.

What's more, you can also sell goods, and some people ask you to do research, do errands, etc., and you can make a lot of money every day.

Good times are coming soon!

The 1000 million in medical expenses my sister needs every week is just a little bit of mud under her fingernails, which is insignificant.

Li Xinglong was refreshed, straightened his back, and tried his best to achieve results.

Li Xinglong is a person who traveled to 21 in the 2333333333st century. He has learned a lot about gimmicks and concave characters.

The song "Thoughts on a Quiet Night", especially the line "Raise your head to look at the bright moon, lower your head to think of your hometown!" expresses endless nostalgia.

Modern people with cultural gaps applauded one after another, impressed by Li Xinglong's talent, and crowned Li Xinglong as the "God of Poetry".

it's not enough

The female fans in the live broadcast room cheered and applauded.

What's more, some people were so happy that they fainted on the other side of the screen.

There are endless jokes before the 21st century, and Li Xinglong's interpretation is even more humorous.

How have humans in AD 2333333333 ever seen such a scene?

Some calcium-deficient comrades laughed and lost a front tooth.

Li Xinglong understands the recommendation rules of the live broadcast platform. As long as viewers watch the live broadcast for a longer time and reduce the churn rate, the backend system will automatically judge that Li Xinglong's live broadcast content is of high quality.

Recommendations will continue to come, and traffic packages will fall on Li Xinglong one by one.

Becoming a billionaire internet celebrity is just around the corner!

Li Xinglong was full of energy until 4 o'clock in the morning the next day. He couldn't resist the sleepiness and fell asleep.

【Ding! 】

[Sign in successfully on the 4th day, there are three options below, you must choose one...]

【Hello! (quietly)]

【Hello! (The giant horse makes a loud noise)]

[Zhutou, wake up and get your reward! 】

【?(◣д◢)?】

[Well, Li Xinglong, it’s too much to ask this noble system of mine to wait for you! 】

[If you have more fans, you will have a bad temper, and you will be able to act like a big star...]

If a person is asleep, they cannot do multiple-choice questions.

What if Li Xinglong had been sleeping on the 4th day and didn’t sign in!

In other words, there is no option to choose!

The system will take care of business and resolutely let Li Xinglong explode on the spot.

…………

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Beijing Imperial Capital!

Jiang Wenyi didn't sleep all night. She had two dark circles under her eyes and looked very haggard.

There were 10 viewers in the live broadcast room. Li Xinglong was very happy, but Jiang Wenyi was not.

Something must be done to curb Li Xinglong's growing number of fans.

The number of fans is large, and the base of female fans is also large. This is what Jiang Wenyi is most worried about.

If fans reward you with too many gifts, your status as number one on the list will be diluted or even challenged!

Jiang Wenyi is as smart as ice and snow, but not stupid!

Li Xinglong asks for gifts from the audience every day during his live broadcast, proving that he is in urgent need of money.

It proves from the side that he does live broadcast just for money.

And he has plenty of money, so he must cut off other people's ways of giving money and make himself the only one Li Xinglong can turn to for help.

The light bulb above Jiang Wenyi's head lit up and she came up with a good idea...

(End of this chapter)