One Piece and the Country

Chapter 205 27 How to Pick Fruit

It's more of a poison test than an experiment.

The hungry monkeys ate a large amount of fruits from genetically modified coconut palm trees.

Judging from the quantity, half of the fruit was eaten.

Not only were the monkeys not dead, they were still alive and kicking.

I learned from the gray scientist that monkeys have evolved into humans and have the same physique as myself.

It's okay for them to eat, and there will definitely be nothing wrong if you eat...

Originally, Li Xinglong wanted to go to the coral reef to observe the monkeys up close and chat with them.

But the coral reefs are full of oriji, all their masterpieces.

Looks a bit weird!Li Xinglong gave up the idea of ​​visiting!

After a full show, Li Xinglong changed into clothes with Pikachu printed on them, pretended that he had finished taking a shower, and returned to the audience's view.

[Jade Girl: Anchor, you are finally back!Do you know that I'm waiting for you? ???????]

[Little fan girl: I clearly said I would leave for 40 minutes!I just came back now, it’s already been 40 minutes and 03 seconds! ]

[Detail Maniac: Bathing in sea water is not allowed, the anchor will not know!There must be something fishy about leaving just now, it's not that simple! ]

[Hearing the wind is like rain: This is not a live broadcast by one person, there must be a team!The anchor just left, he must have gone to eat instant noodles! ]

[Details Mania: It’s also possible to eat Shark County snacks, Huang Mengyi, Lanzhou Ramen, Longjiang Pork Knuckles...]

[Pseudo villain: Maybe he’s looking for his little sister! ]

[40 minutes and 03 seconds, it’s totally possible! ]

[Calculation Ji: It’s possible! ]

[Calculation Ji: Judging from the packaging box, there are 50 TTs in one box. The anchor placed 9 flour bombs and used one TT as a fuse. ]

[After my careful calculation, there are still 40 TTs in the box. ]

[On behalf of the majority of female compatriots, I ask the anchor to count TT! ]

Li Xinglong:! ! ! ! !

If it is not handled well, it will lead to another bloody storm and a war of words on the Internet.

Being handsome is also a kind of trouble!

The best way now is to pretend to be stupid, avoid the important and choose the trivial, and pick some irrelevant answers.

"Since some people suspect that I left the camera to steal some food!"

"I have to show off my skills and prove my ability to survive in the wild!"

When we arrived at the Coconut Fruit Grove, five stones dropped ten fruits.

[Northeast Silver: Oh my god, show me off! ]

[Talented Woman of the Qing Dynasty: The anchor is great! ]

[The Lun family really wants to learn wilderness survival knowledge from the anchor, but they don’t know how to throw stones! ]

Jiang Wenyi, who had just taken a shower and wiped her wet hair, turned on the live broadcast and saw cheers filling the screen.

So I wanted to trick Li Xinglong into climbing a tree. If his crotch got stuck, it would be embarrassing!

Jiang Wenyi will be very happy!

Li Xinglong: (?`???′?)

The emotions of the young lady on the list must be taken into consideration.

After all, she still has to rely on her to purchase the millions of medicinal materials.

Li Xinglong said seriously: "If a girl wants to pick fruits to eat in the wild, I suggest not to climb trees!"

"First, girls are weak. If the thighs are not clamped tightly, it will easily slip and get injured!"

"Secondly, girls love beauty. They may wear small skirts in the wild and climb to high places. There is a risk of being exposed!"

Li Xinglong is very smart. On the surface, he is thinking about girls, but in fact, he cleverly hides that he is not good at climbing trees.

Boom!

Kick the tree trunk hard with your feet!

Whoa!

A dozen ripe fruits fell from the trees.

"This is the second way to pick fruits - the free fall method!"

"When the fruit matures, the cells on the fruit stem begin to age, forming a so-called 'abscission layer' where the fruit stem is connected to the branches."

"The abscission layer is like a barrier, cutting off the fruit tree's nutrient supply to the fruit. The head end of the fruit stalk cannot bear the large, round fruit, and if it is disturbed by external forces, the fruit will easily fall freely!"

"Speaking of this, some girls will ask: The Lun family is a little girl. She can't carry a load on her shoulders, can't lift a basket in her hands, and doesn't have much strength!"

"At this time, we need to use self-hypnosis!"

"If you encounter a fruit tree with a small trunk, you pinch the trunk and imagine it is pinching the neck of your green tea best friend, shake it hard, shake it violently, shake it hard!"

"Most of the fruits that can be shaken off are ripe. Just wipe them with the corner of your clothes and you can eat them!"

"If you encounter a fruit tree with a large trunk, you can imagine that it is your stingy boyfriend who refuses to buy a bag for you, and kick him hard on the butt!"

"The elephant kicks its legs. The harder it kicks, the more fruits will fall!"

"Of course, this behavior is not suitable for girls wearing high heels, otherwise jiojio will be very painful!"

[Nerd: I'm very happy. I listened to the anchor's wilderness survival skills, but they are not useful at all. Thank you to the anchor for the nonsense! ]

[Little Boar: No!I feel that the host is very warm and considerate of the Lun family’s feet! ]

[Talented Girl of the Qin Dynasty: Kicking the tree to pick the fruit is too violent. Are there any other gentle ways to pick the fruit?Suitable for a lady like me! ]

Li Xinglong took out the kitchen knife from his waist without any hurry and slashed the tree trunk twice, knocking the tree down directly.

"This method is more elegant and less irritable!"

"Remember, the reason why we humans are superior to other animals is because we can make and use weapons!"

"If you don't have a kitchen knife or other cutting tools in the wild, you can also use bombs to knock down the trees and pick as many as you want!"

Fruitful and rewarding!

Backpacks, clothes and trousers...the space is limited and you can't fit so many fruits.

Opening his mouth, Li Xinglong started a gluttonous feast and put the extra fruit into his stomach.

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it's getting dark!

Unable to do anything at night, Li Xinglong decided to have a good sleep to recharge his batteries.

Tomorrow morning I will pick medicinal materials and trade with the talented women of the Qing Dynasty.

Gollum~

On the way back to the cabin, Li Xinglong felt a terrible pain in his stomach. There was a sea inside, as if Sun Monkey was making a fuss.

not good!

The fruit may be poisonous!

It’s fine if you eat a small amount, but if you eat too much, toxins will accumulate and damage your intestines and stomach.

Li Xinglong's face was ashen, big beads of sweat flowed down his face, and his face twitched involuntarily.

[Lao Ba: What’s wrong with the anchor?His face is so ugly!Is it constipation? ]

[The old man said: Disaster comes from the mouth, and disease comes from the mouth.Could it be that the fruit is poisonous? ]

[Geneticist: The fruits are colorful and look gorgeous!It doesn't look like a product of nature, it's probably genetically modified. ]

[As long as it is genetically modified, whether it is animal meat or plant fruits, more than 95% are harmful!Eat with caution! ]

[My personal suggestion is that if you are very hungry and thirsty in the wild, you must eat unknown genetically modified food.It's best to find some animals to test the poison on. ]

Li Xinglong finally understood why the coral reefs were so dirty and messy.

Great!

The pain in my stomach was so unbearable that my intestines were about to rupture.

Suddenly, Li Xinglong remembered an object he had seen before, which might have the effect of detoxification.

This object is...

(End of this chapter)