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Ma Yan waved her hands again and again, "You were the one who asked me to cut you off. There are so many people watching, and there are videos to prove it. Don't try to blackmail me!"

Lu Ming wants to cry, I have been cut so deep by you, can't you just complain and comfort my wounded little heart?

Wang Dachun rolled his eyes, "Hey, do you still want to stop the bleeding?"

This guy is still bleeding from his arm, so even if he still has time to rant, he's taken it.

Lu Ming hummed: "Nonsense, of course I want it, hurry up and apply the ointment!"

"Didn't you say that my ointment is useless? You also said that hemostasis and scarring are the body's stress response. Show me the stress!"

"..."

Lu Ming was speechless for a moment, originally he wanted to make a small cut to overthrow Wang Dachun's conclusion, but he didn't expect that stupid reporter to act so ruthlessly, his bones were almost exposed.

It's still bloody, even the body of a fairy can't do it!

Lu Ming gave Wang Dachun a hard look, "Stop talking! Damn it, hurry up and stop the bleeding, the blood will run dry immediately!"

Wang Dachun crossed his arms and said cheerfully, "None of my business! It's not my blood that's shed."

"you……"

"Haha, happy! This guy deserves it!"

"That's right, fight with my master, your little hair is still a little tender!"

Seeing that Lu Ming was about to go berserk, Wang Dachun added, "It's not impossible to want my bone-injury ointment, you can buy it for money! Just now that buddy called for a thousand and one bottles, so I'll sell you a bottle at this price! "

Lu Ming rolled his eyes in anger, "Fuck! One thousand one bottle, why don't you grab it!"

Wang Dachun shrugged, "Don't forget it, anyway, my medicine sells very well, so I don't have to worry about selling it!"

"Fuck! Are you going to buy it or not? If you don't buy it, we can buy it. Really, a big man can't even get 1000 yuan, shame on him!"

"That's right, come down if you don't buy it!"

Those who wanted to buy the ointment were immediately upset, and they tried to run on Lu Ming one after another.

Lu Ming: "..."

I'm too hard!

Seeing that his wound was bleeding profusely, he gritted his teeth and counted out 1000 yuan from his wallet, "Buy, this is 1000 yuan, here it is!"

"Sorry, I don't accept cash, please pay with your mobile phone!"

"Grass! Didn't you say it earlier?"

Lu Ming's face turned green. You didn't tell me when I took out my wallet, did you have to wait until the money was counted before saying you don't want cash?

What's wrong with Jie Nima.

Wang Dachun smiled lightly, "I want to see if with your IQ, you can make money!"

Lu Ming: "..."

I am a genius, how can I let this guy speak like a fool.

After paying by mobile phone, Wang Dachun took out a porcelain bottle, "This is yours!"

He paused, "Let me help you apply the medicine. Seeing how clumsy you are, I'm afraid that such a good medicine will be ruined."

Wang Dachun calmly pressed the two hemostatic points on Lu Ming's arm twice, and then spread the ointment evenly on the wound.

Immediately, the wound on Lu Ming's arm stopped bleeding.

"I'm going! The bleeding has really stopped. It was like a small shower just now. As soon as the medicine is put on, it immediately stops the bleeding. Good medicine, good medicine!"

"That's right, such a big and deep wound can stop the bleeding, amazing! Amazing!"

"This medicine is really good. I don't think it's expensive to sell a thousand bottles!"

Those onlookers watched closely and sighed one by one.

Wang Dachun was secretly happy, this is not entirely due to the ointment, but mainly related to his pressing the hemostasis point.

Hearing everyone's admiration, Lu Ming was so depressed that he almost spat out old blood. He originally wanted to demolish Wang Dachun's TV station, but he didn't expect to send him a wave of advertisements instead.

This is really the day dog!

It's all the fault of that scribbler!

Lu Ming greeted the eighteen generations of Ma Yan's ancestors one by one in his heart.

Wang Dachun began to pretend again, "Everyone, check the time. If you say 5 minutes to form a scar, it will definitely not be 6 minutes. The tendon and bone ointment is so tricky!"

"I'll go! Dean Wang's criticism is so accurate that it's so good!"

"Buffalo Klass!"

Almost everyone on the scene looked at the time subconsciously.

Lu Ming felt that life was like a year on the stage, and every minute and every second was a torment.

Because everyone looks at him like a monkey.

He really couldn't figure it out, why did he become an advertisement for Wang Dachun?

But I didn't get a dime of advertising fees!

Not only that, but he was stabbed in the arm.

"puff!"

The more Lu Ming thought about it, the more useless he became, and suddenly he opened his mouth to spit out a mouthful of old blood.

"Hey, I'm going, why are you vomiting blood?"

"This should be caused by too much anger in the body, too much fire in the heart!"

"Isn't it, you are so angry? There is so much blood from the knife edge, and you still have to spurt blood? Admire! Admire!"

Lu Ming's face turned green when he heard the words, God's temper is too strong, a bunch of evil things!

I'm so angry, right?

Wang Dachun laughed, "Dr. Lu, didn't you just spend 1000 yuan on the ointment? As for the painful vomiting of blood? Come on, come on, I'll refund the money to you, so as not to cause trouble!"

"go away!"

Lu Ming wanted to strangle Wang Dachun to death. Is this a matter of money?

Can you stop being such a disgusting person!

"It's 5 minutes, let's see if there is any scar?"

Everyone gathered around and took a look, "This... Dean Wang, there is no scar!"

Wang Dachun blushed, "Eh...let me take a look!"

Lu Ming finally found an opportunity to refute and couldn't help laughing triumphantly, "I said earlier that this guy is a big liar, you still don't believe it, believe it now!"

Wang Dachun suddenly slapped his thigh, "I forgot to tell you about individual differences. Everyone's physical condition is different, and the speed of scar formation is also different."

"For example, Dr. Lu, who usually masturbates a lot, and his body is relatively weak. It's normal for the scars to be slower!"

Wang Dachun smiled, "Dr. Lu, Dr. Lu, you will know the name after hearing the name. It will be uncomfortable if you don't masturbate for a day, and your body will be hollowed out a long time ago!"

Lu Ming: "..."

"Ha ha ha ha……"

As soon as Wang Dachun finished speaking, everyone burst into laughter, some even laughed so hard that tears were about to fall.

"Pfft!"

Jiang Lina burst out laughing, she blushed and glared at Wang Dachun, this guy is simply too bad!

When Lu Ming met him, it was a bad luck for eight lifetimes!

At this moment, someone suddenly exclaimed, "Look, it's scarred! It's really scarred!"

"I'll go! Really, such a big wound can heal so quickly? It's really awesome!"

"This simply violates the laws of human nature!"

"Niu Pi! Niu Pi! I want as much of this medicine as I want!"

Everyone became excited again. If the wound was small before, it could be said to be the body's stress response.

Now that such a large wound can heal so quickly, I can only say that this ointment is too good!