village doctor

"Hahahaha, this kid can't think about it, don't worry, after you leave, I will buy firecrackers to celebrate!"

Lu Ming was so excited that he danced and almost sang on the spot.

Everyone turned their heads and stared at Lu Ming. Whose Erha is not tied properly. Is it really okay to say such sarcastic remarks at a time like this?

Even Zhong Jiaguo sighed, this Lu Ming's mind is too narrow, it's hard to be a master!

Wang Dachun didn't have time to talk to Lu Ming at all, but looked at Ma Yan and said, "Miss, come here and check if my wound is real?"

Ma Yan's complexion changed, "Oh my god! You are so cut, you are bleeding, you are so young, why can't you think about it so much!"

After speaking, she came to press Wang Dachun's wound.

"..."

Wang Dachun chuckled, "I think everyone has misunderstood. I didn't commit suicide. I just wanted to show you the new drug that our company has developed—Shangjinduangu ointment."

As he spoke, he flipped his hand, and a small white porcelain bottle appeared in his hand.

Seeing that a new drug is about to be launched, how could Wang Dachun miss such a good opportunity for free publicity?

Everyone suddenly realized, I'm going, if you didn't say it earlier, it would cause us all to worry for nothing.

Lu Ming's smile froze on his face, so it wasn't suicide, this shit made me happy for nothing.

Wang Dachun handed the porcelain bottle to Ma Yan, "Miss, please put the medicine in the porcelain bottle on the wound. Brother camera, please zoom in the camera."

Ma Yan nodded, "Okay." After speaking, she awkwardly put the medicine on Wang Dachun's wound.

Wang Dachun immediately opened his throat, "Ladies and gentlemen, the next moment is to witness the miracle, let everyone witness the miracle of our magic medicine for hurting tendons and breaking bones!"

"Stop the bleeding in 1 minute!"

"Scarring in 5 minutes!"

"No matter how big the scars are on your body, after using our medicine, we guarantee that no scars will be left, and you will have perfect skin!"

"Whether you have a skin wound, a broken bone, or a broken bone, I will return you to the original you!"

"Today, our Jimeiren Biopharmaceuticals is the first to launch ten bottles of ointment for only 99 yuan."

"99 yuan, you can't lose money if you buy it, and you can't be fooled when you buy it. 99 yuan, handsome guys and girls will follow you."

"A smear of ointment for tendons and bones, and there is nowhere to hide all troubles..."

Everyone was dumbfounded, what kind of showy operation is this, this is moving the stall here!

The corners of Sun Wuji's and Fan Gang's mouths twitched fiercely, even Jiang Lina covered her mouth with her hand, her little face flushed.

This guy is really good at spoofing. If you sell medicine, you can sell medicine. As for such propaganda?

"Master is awesome, haha!"

"My teacher doesn't help me when I fall, so I just obey my master!"

Sun Wuji glared at the student, who immediately shrank his neck, "Submit it! Submit it! Submit it!"

The old and young ancestors couldn't afford to offend them!

Qin Chuan on the stage directly covered his face with embarrassment.

shame!What a shame!

Why did I turn the Chinese Medicine Exchange Meeting into a street stall?

Wang Dachun advertised for 5 minutes at a stretch, "It's time, miss, President Qin, come and see if my wound is scarred?"

When they heard the words, they both looked at Wang Dachun's wound and couldn't help exclaiming, "Oh, I'm going, it's really a scar!"

"This is too amazing!"

"Let me see!"

"I'll take a look too!"

Everyone was very curious and ran to the stage to check Wang Dachun's wound.

"What a scar! Hey! This is amazing!"

"That's right, this medicine is so awesome, I want all ten bottles of medicine!"

"How much do you pay? If you want it, I will pay you two hundred and one bottles!"

"I'll pay three hundred!"

"Five hundred and one bottles, I'll take it!"

"Stop arguing with me, I'll offer [-], and I'll take all ten bottles!"

In an instant, the scene turned into an auction house.

Wang Dachun was dumbfounded. I didn't expect everyone's enthusiasm to be so high. I just want to advertise!

Sun Wuji opened his mouth wide, "I'll go, Master is worthy of being Master!"

"Awesome Lark!"

"Master is awesome!"

Fan Gang's old face flushed with excitement, Dean Wang is worthy of being Dean Wang, no matter where he is, he can set off huge waves.

This time, it's another shame for our medical school!

Zhong Jiaguo and Lu Ming's expressions became more and more ugly, and this kid was completely out of the limelight.

The young master expressed dissatisfaction, Lu Ming immediately stood up and shouted, "Wait a minute, everyone!"

Everyone turned to look at Lu Ming, "Why, how much do you bid?"

Lu Ming rolled his eyes, "Everyone, don't be fooled by this kid. It takes 1 minute to stop the bleeding and 5 minutes to form a scar. This is the body's emergency response. It can stop the bleeding and form a scar even without ointment!"

Everyone was startled, it sounds reasonable.

Wang Dachun smiled lightly, "Your words sound reasonable, do you dare to come up and do an experiment?"

"Why don't you dare!"

Lu Ming walked onto the stage as he said that, in order to expose Wang Dachun's tricks, let alone cut his skin, he would admit it even if he had an operation.

Wang Dachun glanced at Lu Ming and said with a smile: "Do you want me to cut it or do it yourself?"

Lu Ming looked at the shining dagger and was a little dizzy, "I'm dizzy, let the young lady from the TV station do it!"

Ma Yan waved her hands again and again, "I can't do it, I'm dizzy."

Lu Ming waved his hand, "It's okay, just close your eyes when it's a big deal."

"Then what if I hit hard?"

Wang Dachun chuckled, "It doesn't matter, we have muscle and bone plaster, you just cut it off, even if I take off his arm, I can stop his bleeding!"

Lu Ming staggered, "Go away!" Is this a problem of stopping the bleeding?

Ma Yan thought for a while and said, "Let's say it first, no matter what problems you have, you can't trouble me, otherwise I won't help you!"

Lu Ming nodded, "I promise I won't trouble you."

In the end, Ma Yan agreed, closed her eyes, and swiped the knife.

puff!

Suddenly a blood arrow flew out.

Lu Ming suddenly screamed, "Ah! I'm dead! I'm dead!"

Everyone was in an uproar, girl, you really cut it, and you put so much effort, how much hatred is this!

"Haha, yes, the girl did a great job!"

"That's right, I asked her to cut this guy, so I can't blame others!"

"I love it, I love it, this girl is so stupid and cute!"

Several disciples and grandchildren of Wang Dachun clapped their hands and applauded, this guy Lu Ming is against the master everywhere, everyone has long seen him unhappy!

Ma Yan opened her eyes and looked, her face turned pale with fright, "Ah? I didn't do it on purpose, what kind of knife is this, why is it so fast?"

This dagger belongs to the killer Black Shark. It is a proper high-end product. Can you be unhappy?

Lu Ming looked at Ma Yan with resentment on his face, "Miss sister, do I have any grudges against you? You are so ruthless!"