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Lanlost shop.

Paige was finishing her dinner and packing up the items in the store. To her surprise, Bank came back soon.

Seeing his bruised and swollen face, Peggy laughed at him, but she didn't feel resentful because she knew that ordinary people would never be able to really hurt Bank.

With a cigarette hanging from the corner of his mouth, Bank was flirting with Peggy while slowly completing his self-healing. In a few seconds, he returned to his handsome and evil appearance.

After some fun, Bank once again succeeded in driving Peggy crazy. After a series of apologies, Bank chose to stay away from the powder keg temporarily and came to his castle.

In the basement, two weak but stubborn light sources are cleaning the darkness tenaciously, blooming with their own unique brilliance, dyeing the basement a deep blue.

This is the Ark Reactor of Mangbian, and the new reactor of Laotie No. 6, standing quietly aside.

Bank had already made adjustments to the basement.

Today's "trophy wall" no longer distinguishes between good guys and bad guys. Instead, they are all hung quietly on the same wall in the order of collection.

On the wall, they are placed in order

Depleted Uranium Shells, Iron Overlord's Helmet, Abominable Bone Spurs, Mourning Whip's Ark Reactor, Mourning Whip's Iron Whip, Widow's Sister's Clothes

Yes, the widow's clothes were also among them. They were the ones someone left in his car last time.

Still a complete set.

How complete

In short, it is very comprehensive, more comprehensive than you imagine.

In addition to these six items, Bank was also very obsessive. He enlarged the eternal gun inserted in the earlobe to half a meter in size, and then placed it on the right side of the widow's clothes.

Then he said to Lao Tie No. 6: "Old Tie, stand on the right side."

Lao Tie No. 6 did not answer, but directly followed the order, walked to the right side of the Eternal Spear, and stood quietly.

Bank touched his chin and looked at these eight objects with great satisfaction. These are all the fruits of his hard work.

Very memorable.

After lusting after Thanos's Infinity Gauntlet for a few more seconds, Bank estimated that Peggy's anger was still there, and he didn't bother to go up to make her feel uncomfortable.

So Bank ordered Lao Tie No. 6 to kneel on the ground, crossed his legs, sat on his back, and played with his mobile phone.

convention.

What caught my eye was the curse words of that idiot American troll whose online name is "Clown Killer".

Bank and this idiot usually quarrel every day, and every time after dinner at seven or eight o'clock, it's time to use dirty words from different countries.

The funny thing is, because Bank and Tony went out for a night out today, and were detained by the police for an hour, they missed the normal time to confront them.

Among the messages pushed by this "clown killer", in addition to Fake and Bichi, there was also a slightly caring message mixed in with it, the main idea of ​​which was probably

"Guardian dog, idiot, bastard, what happened today? Maybe something happened to you. Think about it. Unsatisfactory things happen all the time in life. Damn, are you afraid of me?"

Bank smiled and typed quickly on his mobile phone. The curse words from various countries came out in an endless stream, and then he clicked send.

really.

Not long after, the "clown killer" responded to the message. In addition to low-end Bichi and Fake, his words even added a few new dirty words that were stained with feces and urine.

The two started their daily "discussion" again, and they fought evenly. The sky was dark, the sun and the moon were dim, and countless people watched and reported on the forum.

The two idiots also agreed that if this post was reported and deleted, they would change the forum, or add instant messaging friends, and continue to talk nonsense.

Or make a date directly to destroy the other person's humanity.

In short, after more than half an hour of fighting, today's daily rant came to an end for the time being. Bank angrily typed out the last sentence, "I'm going to pluck out your eyeballs and stuff them into your ass" before exiting the forum. page.

Then the two made a tacit agreement to stop sending messages to each other and started diving.

Bank also browsed various forums out of boredom, searching for posts about the "Guardian Saint of the Earth".

Looking at the promotional poster for his demonic body, Bank felt more and more cool as he looked at it.

There is a saying that goes well, standing on the cusp of the storm can make a pig fly.

Not to mention the body of a demon that is very attractive and possesses world-destroying power.

With the support of various governments, Bank has become the world's number one idol, which is a sure thing.

While browsing the forum, Bank was admiring his tremendous power in fighting the God King of Fury that day, while enjoying the generous praise from netizens all over the world.

Of course, if there are thousands of people who praise something, one person will criticize it. This is inevitable.

But that is only a very small number and can be ignored completely.

And once there is a post that criticizes him, almost all the comments below are to speak up for him, and even the people who criticize him will get angry for him and call the people who criticize him crazy.

So Bank wouldn't catch anyone, just go and scold him. Normally, he would be too lazy to pay attention to these people. The "clown killer" was just something he thought was funny at the time, so he just retorted a few words. Just the mouth.

Although there was anger on his face, it would be complete nonsense to say how angry he really was.

In his current position, he would retaliate whenever he pleased, which was completely a life attitude of hiding in the city.

If you are really stupid enough to argue with those little people to the point of being filled with indignation, red-faced, or even furious, then you are not a lunatic, but a fool.

After browsing the forum in the past few days, Bank also summarized some of the nicknames that netizens have given him.

To sum it up.

One of the two most popular ones is the simplest literal translation of the Yankee concept.

batman.

There is a simple literal translation, and naturally he has a reputation as a literary young man.

Of course, don’t think that the American literary youth have the charm of the Chinese literary youth. After all, we have five thousand years of cultural poetry, lyrics, songs, and music as reference, but do Americans have history?

Naturally, they don't understand what the so-called artistic conception, charm, and atmosphere are. They only know that it is cool, dazzling, interesting, and explosive.

So another widely publicized title of Bank is

Eternal Night Allah.

The reason is that when Bank moved his hands and feet that day, the scarlet energy surged hundreds or thousands of kilometers, directly covering up the brilliance of the sun, as if bringing eternal night to the world.

The body of the powerful demon god, with this power as a backdrop, really looks like the God of Hell.

Bank can generally accept this. It already sounds much cooler than other superhero titles.

Just understand and understand the American literary youth.

Do you still want them to come up with elegant names such as "True Lord of Lishan", "Flying Sword Immortal", "Kunlun Sword Immortal" etc.

Bank would be shocked if he took it out.