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111. Itchy
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Bank looked at the roadblock in the distance and put away his phone tiredly.
Why should I send Mao Xuewang back? Is he going to be arrested again?
So he directly activated the levitation function, jumped over the roadblock, swung his tail in the air, and rushed towards the Chinese restaurant.
The Batmobile led a large group of tails with sirens blaring and returned to the Chinese restaurant with momentum like a dragon.
Inside a Chinese restaurant.
Aunt Wang was carrying the packed Maoxuewang and stared blankly at Bank as he jumped in from the Batmobile that landed at the door.
Bank hurriedly took Mao Xuewang and ran out the door, turning around and saying, "Sister Wang, it's almost the Lunar New Year. I wish you a happy New Year in advance. I'm a little busy now, so I'll leave first."
Aunt Wang said blankly: "Bank, the New Year is approaching. Come and eat the dumplings made by Sister Wang when you have time."
Bank led Mao Xuewang and jumped into the Batmobile in twos and twos. After waving to Sister Wang, the Batmobile knocked down several police officers who gathered around him and flew away again.
"If you haven't been caught," Sister Wang looked at this scene and said confusedly.
Lanlost shop.
Peggy was bored and scrolled through "Black Mirror" for the second time.
At this time, Bank's Batmobile brought up a strong airflow and dust, and landed at the door.
Peggy went forward with joy, and saw Bank hurriedly carrying Mao Xuewang and walking in.
Peggy was about to speak when she saw Bank handing Mao Xuewang directly to her and said sternly: "No matter what obstacles lie ahead, no matter whether there are a group of enemies following you, it doesn't matter that the world is an enemy. I just want to express what I thought at that moment." Warmth, given in my daughter’s hands.”
Peggy frowned and took the hand from Bank suspiciously, still warm and full of blood, and said: "Master, have you caused trouble again?"
Before she finished speaking, Peggy heard the siren blaring on Franklin Street.
She helplessly covered her forehead and said, "Master, what have you done again?"
Bank sighed heavily and said: "The most helpless thing in life is that I insist on what I should insist on, but on this road, I am ignored by thousands of people. I just want to send the warmth in my hands back as quickly as possible." To you, but"
Peggy's head was full of black lines and she interrupted him directly: "What on earth did you commit?"
Bank instantly broke through, scratched his head in embarrassment, and said: "Ah, I just accidentally molested two policemen when I brought you Maoxuewang. Who knew they were so serious? How much money do we have left?" Can you afford the bail?”
Peggy sighed and said: "After paying the bail, we will just wait to eat dirt."
Bank was about to continue speaking, but at this time, more than a dozen police cars had surrounded Lanlost's store, and the sirens were blaring loudly, attracting passers-by on Franklin Street to stop and stare.
The police captain held a loudspeaker and shouted loudly into the room: "Bank Lanlost, you will be facing five charges including assaulting police officers several times and endangering public safety. Since you have a criminal record, it's best to Surrender immediately, otherwise we have the right to carry out violent law enforcement against you."
When Bank heard this, he glanced at the helpless Peggy, and then at the disdainful Colberos. He yelled toward the door: "Wait a minute~right now."
Then the policemen, who were stunned, continued to shout warnings outside, and even prepared to break down the door and force their way in.
Bank took out his mobile phone, clicked on the Avengers chat group on Instant Messenger, and typed in the dialog box: "I am surrounded by police, what should I do and wait online? It's very urgent."
Fortunately, within a few seconds, someone responded.
Needless to say, it was Tony. He drank too much and was watching Bank's live broadcast on the satellite.
Tony: "Hahaha, raise your hands and surrender."
Banner: "I think Bank's ability to cause trouble is comparable to Hulk's."
Bank: "Ah, okay, if I don't blow up tomorrow, Tony, please remember to bail me out."
After saying that, Bank picked up the phone, touched Peggy's head, gave her a "Don't worry, dad will be back soon" expression, and then walked out with his hands raised high.
"Surrender~Apply for leniency~" Bank looked around at the rows of police officers and raised his hands.
Before he could say anything else, four or five police officers rushed up and pinned him down on the police car.
Bank's face was pressed heavily on the hood of the police car, his hands were twisted behind his back, and he was handcuffed.
While he was walking around and thinking about life, the police bosses roughly stuffed him into the back of the police car.
Then rows of police cars put away their sirens and slowly dispersed from Franklin Street.
In the store, Paige sighed, ate her own Maoxuewang, and continued to watch her own Black Mirror series of movies with gusto.
As for her master's situation, she had already worried about it and was too lazy to care about it.
Surprisingly, Bank was released within just an hour. Although he received a beating, he was too lazy to care about the tickling fists of ordinary people.
I just identified the police officers who beat him up, and next time I will focus on those who were drunk driving, giving the middle finger, and whistling for teasing.
The reason why he was released so quickly was not because the police recognized him. He was "the best person in the world."
Although there was an image of Bank's real body leaked at the Norwegian banquet, one was not very clear, and the other was that although a few sharp-eyed police officers thought it looked like him, they would not think of this second-rate person as the patron saint of the earth at all. , didn’t you see the police captain beating him so vigorously, and he didn’t fight back?
It's not that Tony or Bank took the initiative to pay the bail, because although Tony was willing to help Bank solve the problem, he also wanted to see his joke and would not bail him out immediately.
As for Bank, when he heard Peggy say that if they paid hundreds of thousands of bail, they would be ruined, he also directly acted like a scoundrel who had no money anyway. .
Although with his current status, it would be trivial to just spend billions, but Bank is enjoying his current life.
Anyway, he is not short of money now. Sometimes he can go to Tony's family and the vampires to enjoy a luxurious meal worth hundreds of thousands of dollars. There is no need to hoard billions to squander.
This can be regarded as his attitude towards life.
of course.
If one day he is regarded as a poor man and is punished for his misfortune, he will most likely have a twitch in his head and directly ask the vampires for hundreds of millions of dollars in cash, load it in a big truck, and send the person who punished him with Banknotes smashed to death
Or he may be asked to do the most menial job in his life and never be able to hold his head high.
Or maybe you don't care at all and give in to him with a playful smile.
All of this was just a thought on his part, and he himself didn't know what his state of mind would be in the next second.
Whether he is willing to do anything or not, whether he will do it or not, is just a matter of a thought in his head.
anyway.
The reason why he was released so quickly was because Bank showed his S.H.I.E.L.D. license, and every move he made had his American father silently watching him from behind.
So when the police captain who had a feud with Bank saw him beating Bank with a baton until he was sweating profusely, Bank had an expression on his face that said, "Itchy, itchy, more important." In anger, he was about to take out Stun gun.
But he was blocked by the S.H.I.E.L.D. license that Bank handed over calmly. Although he didn't know what S.H.I.E.L.D. was, as a law enforcement officer, he also knew about this universal license.
But the police captain just put away the electric shock baton and still didn't want to let Bank go. He said viciously to him: "Even if you are a Shield employee, you will still be prosecuted for five counts including assaulting a police officer. You will be deprived of public service." Risks of Position.”
But at this moment, the police chief looked panicked and hurriedly opened the door of the interrogation room just because he received a phone call.
Not the congressman's, not even the governor's, but the secretary of state's.
When he saw Bank with a bruised nose and swollen face, his face turned dark.
ps. You can refer to the Fire Cloud Evil God in "Kung Fu". A bruised nose and swollen face does not mean that you are really injured. If Bank thinks about it, he can heal himself in a few seconds.
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