[Douluo/Sword Three] Tang Paper Umbrella

Rubbing his bulging belly, Li Nu burped happily, returned to the court, picked up the form and pen and said, "Welcome back, the intermission is over, and we will conduct the second half of the interview. The host is still I am Tang Yayu, the Holy Fire God of Light."

Meng Jiang stared at him for a few seconds, then suddenly leaned close to his neck and sniffed lightly.

"Master, Master?!" You turned around and took a look, Aye's face turned black!

"Tell me the truth! Did you go and eat it secretly?" Meng Jiang stretched out a finger to poke his forehead, "Don't try to hide it from me."

"Well..." Li Nu smiled apologetically and held Meng Jiang's hand, suddenly pushing her into Tang San's arms, "Let's start the first question of the second half immediately!"

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26

Tang Yinyu: What kind of preparations will you make for the other person’s birthday?

Tang San: Ajaan doesn’t even celebrate her birthday now.

Meng Jiang: I am one year older on my birthday. I have already suddenly aged 1,500 years. It's Tang San's birthday. I'll make him something delicious, or the spicy spicy one.

27

Tang Yinyu: Who confessed first?

Meng Jiang: Of course it’s him, it can’t be me.

Tang San (getting upset just thinking about it): When I first wanted to confess, Ajaan always blocked me and wouldn't let me confess.

Meng Jiang (of course): Because I want to wait until I grow up, so that I can promise you. I'm a good boy and don't want to fall in love prematurely.

Tang Yinyu: This reason... most people really can't think of it.

28

Tang yesterday Yu: How much do you like the other person?

Meng Jiang: My favorite.

Tang San: Love exceeds life.

29

Tang yesterday Yu: So, do you love the other person? Aye has already answered the previous question. Master, what’s your answer?

Meng Jiang (snorting angrily): Li slave, you are targeting me! It’s really neither big nor small. When its wings become stiff, it wants to rebel.

Tang San (with a gentle smile): A Jiang.

Meng Jiang: ...Oh, well, I’m just like you.

Tang San (stroking Meng Jiang's face): You don't have to be like me, you just need to love yourself the most, and it's best to put me second. I don't want the situation to happen again. (Referring to Meng Jiang in the Star Dou Forest being killed by Bibi Dong to protect him)

Meng Jiang (with a slightly red face and an impatient look): Tang Xiaosan, you are so annoying, just do whatever I say!

30

Tang Yinyu: What did the other person say that made you feel helpless?

Tang San: Under any circumstances, I will have nothing to do with A Jiang.

Tang Yinyu: I can see it.

Meng Jiang: When you called my name with a smile like just now.

Tang Yinyu: I can see it too.

31

Tang Yinyu: What would you do if you felt that the other person had a change of heart?

Meng Jiang: First investigate whether the situation is true.

Tang Yinyu: What if it’s true?

Meng Jiang (murderous): Break the legs and lock them up. What's mine can only be mine. If anyone dares to covet it, then go to hell.

Tang San: If it were me, I probably wouldn't be able to help but lock up A Jiang.

Tang Yinyu: ...I don’t understand my parents’ views on love.

Huo Yuhao (interjecting quietly from the sidelines): Actually, I understand somewhat.

Tang Yinyu (shocked): Yuhao? !

32

Tang Yinyu: Can you forgive the other person's change of heart?

Meng Jiang (the more he thinks about it, the angrier and murderous he becomes): No! Life is short, I don’t see who insists on taking shortcuts!

Tang San: I can't forgive you. I don't know what I would do in that situation. (Turns to comfort Meng Jiang) Ajaan, be good, I won’t change my mind.

Tang Yinyu: ...silently hugging the weak, pitiful, and helpless self.

Muchito (interjecting from the sidelines, asking questions from the soul): So how did those two people give birth to the little white rabbit, the little nephew?

Oscar (interrupting from the sidelines): Probably a negative outweighs a positive.

33

Tang Yinyu: What should I do if the other party is more than an hour late for a date? Okay, skip this question, we all know that you haven’t dated for a while.

35

Tang Yinyu (blushing when seeing the title): The other party’s sexy expression?

Meng Jiang: Are you blushing like a bubble teapot? Tang San's expression on the bed was very sexy.

Tang Yingyu (with a red face and coughing violently): Cough, cough, cough! Master, this answer seems inappropriate for me. This is not the post-fifty question.

Meng Jiang (rolled his eyes): It was obviously you who asked first. Does it turn out that there are still questions about the last fifty?

Tang Yinyu: Well...it depends on the situation. Anyway, even if there is, I can't be the host.

Tang San: You are very familiar with Li Nu. Have you done it with Huo Yuhao before?

Tang Yinyu (looks like he's about to faint): This, this kind of problem!

Meng Jiang (already speechless): I am asking you whether you have done the last fifty questions of this form. Where did you think of it, little fool? Children's families are not simple at all. Aye and I don’t know about that thing about you?

Tang Yinyu (raising his hands tremblingly): I apply for a replacement host!

The God of Emotions Rong Nian Bing (interrupting from the sidelines): I am the director, and my application has been rejected! And Tang San, what’s your answer?

Tang San: How could I let you know about A Jiang’s sexy expression.

36

Tang Yinyu: When two people are together, when do you feel your heartbeat speeding up the most?

Meng Jiang: On the bed.

Tang Yinyu (having lost his virginity and written down the record):...

Tang San: Every moment.

38

Tang Yinyu: What do you feel happiest when doing? Master, stop talking about bed! Be a little more reserved!

Meng Jiang (finally feeling a little guilty): ...I didn’t plan to say this either. Then it’s time to post it.

Tang Yinyu: ...Is there any difference?

Tang San: As long as I am with A Jiang, I will be happy.

Tang Yinyu: In comparison, it’s a pretty satisfactory answer.

39

Tang Yinyu: Have you ever had a quarrel?

Meng Jiang and Tang San (all in unison): We had an argument.

Tang Yinyu (looking very strange): I have never seen you quarreling.

40

Tang Yinyu: What are these quarrels about? Alas, this question touches my heart.

Meng Jiang: In small quarrels, I usually start the fight first. It’s the type of quarrels where you’re bored and have nothing to do but look for trouble.

Muchito (continuing to interrupt from the sidelines): Zuo, it’s just that he was used to it.

Meng Jiang (angry from embarrassment): Muqi, please shut up! If you don't speak, no one will treat you as a mute!

Tang San: The reason for the big quarrel is that Ajiang doesn't know how to cherish himself.

41

Tang Yinyu: How to reconcile in the future?

Tang San: Xiaoquai just needs to follow A Jiang's temper by making a few symbolic noises and coaxing her, and her mood will be fine. As for the big quarrel... I don't want to see Ajaan cry, so I usually give in first.

Meng Jiang (with a sweet voice): Yeah, Tang Xiaosan is the best. (Close to Tang San’s ear and whisper) I’ll give you a reward tonight~

42

Tang Yinyu: Do you still hope to be lovers after reincarnation?

Meng Jiang (asked Muchito): Am I reincarnated?

Muchito: I don’t know, you can try.

Meng Jiang (sharpening his knife): Why don’t you try it yourself.

Tang San: If so, of course I hope.

Meng Jiang: Plus one.

43

Tang Yinyu: When will you feel that you are loved?

Meng Jiang: Give me a lot of small fish to dry.

Tang San: It seems I haven't done enough.

Tang Yingyu (speechless and choked): Aye, don’t you understand Master’s temperament yet? Her priorities are often different from those of ordinary people.

Tang San (knocking the raccoon slave on the head): Don't talk nonsense. My answer to this question is when she is around me.

44

Tang Yinyu: How do you express your love?

Tang San: Tolerate her, indulge her, follow her, and listen to her in everything.

Tang Yinyu (feeling that he has found out the truth): So a large part of the reason for Master’s current temper is due to your bottomless connivance, Aye.

Meng Jiang: So what, if you can, let Huo Yuhao do the same to you. Don’t say grapes are sour when you can’t eat them. My way of expressing love is that besides staying by my side, I don’t allow him to leave.

Huo Yuhao (interjecting from the sidelines): Yesterday Yu, I will listen to you in everything.

Tang Yuyu (covering his face): Huo Yuhao, don’t just learn everything blindly!

45

Tang Yinyu: When will you feel that you “don’t love me anymore”?

Meng Jiang: When I’m not allowed to eat sweets.

Tang San: I was worried about your teeth. When Meng Jiang went to seduce a beauty.

Meng Jiang (plausibly): I am taking care of my eyes.

46

Tang Yinyu: Which flower do you think matches the other person?

Tang San: Rose of thorns.

Meng Jiang: Blue Silver Emperor.

Tang Yinyu: No doubt.

47

Tang Yinyu: Is there anything that the two of them are hiding from each other?

Meng Jiang and Tang San (said in unison again): Yes.

Meng Jiang: Distance creates beauty. No matter how boring we are on weekdays, everyone has their own secrets.

48

Tang Yinyu: Where does your inferiority complex come from?

Meng Jiang (raised his chin very arrogantly): Do you think I am someone who has low self-esteem? After all, I look so beautiful.

Tang San: I can’t say it’s because of low self-esteem, but the type A Jiang really likes is not like me.

Meng Jiang (snorted coldly): I fell in love with you when you were still ordinary-looking. This is simply true love. Those rotten peach blossoms behind you are just greedy for your body.

49

Tang Yinyu: Is the relationship between the two public or secret? This is bullshit, publicly of course. Skip skip.

50

Tang Yinyu: Do you think the love you have with the other person can last forever?

Meng Jiang: So far, I think it’s okay. After all, Tang San is the best Qing Yuan Yuan I have trained and taught.

Tang San: My love for Ajaan will last until the end of my life.

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After closing the form and putting down the pen, Li Nu said that he was finally liberated, "Very good, the interview is over. Thank you to Rakshasa God Meng Jiang and Poseidon Tang San for their enthusiastic participation and cooperation."

"Uncle Nian Bing, I will never do this kind of thing again. If there is a next time, please be smarter!" After saying that, the raccoon slave ran away, not forgetting to drag Huo Yuhao, the Holy Law God of the Dead.

Meng Jiang paid no attention to Li Nu, and just asked Rong Nianbing, "It is said that there are still fifty questions? Show me Li Nu's answer sheet."

Taking the filled-in form, Meng Jiang looked through it carefully, covered his lips and said with a smile, "Oh, this is interesting, Tang San, come and see your son and son-in-law's answer sheets~"

Tang San walked over and took a look: "What's so good about this kind of thing? Huh, that guy Huo Yuhao abducted my son and I haven't even settled the accounts with him yet."

"Are you still thinking about your daughter-in-law?" Meng Jiang laughed and gave him a bad idea, "Why don't we let Huo Yuhao try on women's clothing? I'll have a daughter-in-law now, right?"

Rong Nianbing popped up: "So Rakshasa God, do you want to participate in our next fifty-question interview with Poseidon?"

Meng Jiang waved his hand and returned the answer sheet to him, "It depends on my mood, the God of Emotions, maybe~"