[Douluo/Sword Three] Tang Paper Umbrella

"Master, Aye, are you ready?" Li Nu flipped over the form in his hand and solemnly picked up a pen, "In order to enrich the boring salty life of the gods, I will interview you two today. I am the host this time, Tang Yayu, the Holy Fire God of Light."

Poseidon nodded: "You are ready, just ask."

"Humph, they chose you purely because you are easy to bully." Meng Jiang ate the fruit at hand with relish, "Don't stare at me, it's not your fault."

"...I think I'm really easy to bully." Mom, you didn't even forget to bully me while eating fruit.

Pulling his eyes away from the fruit, as a true foodie, Li Nu secretly thought that he would go to Huo Yuhao's place to eat grilled fish later, and then started to ask questions.

[For the convenience of viewing (peeping) and laziness, the following is a dialogue mode]

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1

Tang Yayu: May I ask your name? Tsk, this question is not a problem at all. There should be no one in the God Realm who doesn’t know your names.

Meng Jiang: Meng Jiang, but I also have a Mingjiao name, Cheshimu.

Muchito (interjecting from the sidelines): But I prefer to call Chesmu "Spray".

Tang San: My name is Tang San.

2

Tang Yinyu: What is your age?

Meng Jiang (confirming tone): Eighteen years old.

Tang San: Well, Ajiang will always be eighteen. To be honest, I can't remember my age. I look like I'm several thousand years old.

Tang Yinyu: Suddenly it feels like an old cow eating young grass? In fact, syrup cp is at the end of the year hahaha.

Meng Jiang: Li Nu, I want to teach you two things. First, you must know to shut up when you shouldn't speak. Second, you should never reveal a woman's age.

Tang Yinyu (secretly wiping cold sweat): Ahaha...Actually, I didn't say anything just now, really.

3

Tang Yinyu: What is your gender? Ah, this question is completely meaningless, just skip it.

Meng Jiang: Wait, I want to answer, just for you two. (Smiling evilly, turning on the soundproof barrier) In fact, the predecessor of Muchito and I was a boy~

Tang San (pupil earthquake): A Jiang? !

Tang yesterday: So there is still some doubt whether the syrup cp is bg or bl... (bushi)

4

Tang Yinyu: What is your personality like?

Meng Jiang (looking unconcerned): It’s not that good. My personality is really bad, very bad. I'm a bad person~

Tang San: Mild, sinister, and a little paranoid.

5

Tang Yinyu: What is the other party’s character?

Meng Jiang: Hidden madman.

Tang San (can't help but laugh): Although I think Ajiang actually has a good character, but is a bit squeamish and willful, but since Ajiang said so, my answer is, he is an obvious lunatic.

Tang Yinyu: What kind of pot goes with what kind of lid? That’s wonderful.

6

Tang Yinyu: When did the two people meet? Where?

Meng Jiang: Five years old, in Holy Soul Village.

Tang San: Yes, to be precise, it’s the courtyard of Ajiang’s family.

7

Tang Yinyu: What was your first impression of the other party?

Tang San (looking at Meng Jiang): A Jiang, do you want me to say it?

Meng Jiang: Just say it, it’s not a big deal.

Tang San: At that time, Ajiang was stimulated to regain her memory, and she seemed a little obsessed. In fact, it was a bit scary.

Meng Jiang (glancing at him): Let you say that you haven’t made it clear yet, and I don’t care about it. Let me tell you, at that time, my adoptive father was a scumbag who was drunk and wanted to gamble with the family's money. My adoptive mother went to pull him away, but he accidentally killed him. This is how I was stimulated. Then he tried to sell me into a brothel, but he was killed by me after I regained my memory. I remember that I used a silver hairpin to poke him into a sieve. As for Tang San, when he saw that I was going crazy and wanted to stop me, he took off both of my arms, and his technique was particularly skillful.

Tang San (holding Meng Jiang’s hand): A Jiang, I’m sorry, don’t be sad.

Meng Jiang (linked fingers): ...I’m not sad. I know the character of my adoptive parents. My adoptive father is a complete beast. Although my adoptive mother is very kind to me, she is too cowardly and never dares to resist my adoptive father. Moreover, she still has extravagant hopes for him because of old feelings.

8

Tang Yinyu: What do you like about the other person?

Tang San: All.

Meng Jiang: Face.

Tang Yinyu: ...As expected of Master, the answer is really very personal.

9

Tang Yinyu: What do you hate about the other person?

Meng Jiang: Not for now. When he makes me angry, I will definitely hate him very much. Everything.

Tang San: There is nothing annoying about it. In fact, Ajaan is hard-spoken and soft-hearted.

10

Tang Yinyu: Do you think you have a good compatibility with the other person?

Meng Jiang: Not bad.

Tang San: Very good.

Tang Yinyu: After all, we are an old married couple.

11

Tang Yinyu: How do you call each other?

Meng Jiang: Tang San, sometimes called Tang Xiaosan or Xiaolangjun.

Tang San: Ajiang.

12

Tang Yinyu: How do you want to be called by the other party?

Tang San (face a little red, eyes wandering): ...I hope Ajiang can call me husband.

Meng Jiang: Depending on my mood, it’s not impossible. As for me, it’s fine as it is now. Of course, I would be even happier if you could call me sister or daddy~

13

Tang Yinyu: If you use animals as a metaphor, who do you think the other person is?

Meng Jiang: Fox, right? Tang San was full of trouble.

Tang San: Cat, a white long-haired milk cat, very cute.

14

Tang Yinyu: If you want to give a gift to someone else, what would you give it to?

Meng Jiang: I can give him whatever I like. Speaking of which, I gave Tang San a lot of things, including folding fans, mechanical piglets, glass ornaments... they were all handmade by me. I also made so many clothes for him! (Suddenly reacting) I lost money! Tang San, where is your gift? !

Tang San: I gave you a lot of hidden weapons, didn't I give you all the top hidden weapons...

Meng Jiang (unyielding): Can a concealed weapon be considered a gift? Are you perfunctory with me? !

Tang San: Ajiang, be good, I will supply you with everything from now on. what do you want?

Meng Jiang: Beautiful clothes! Jewelry! There are also many, many small dried fish!

Tang San (hugging him into his arms to coax): Okay, okay, I’ll give you everything.

Tang yesterday Yu (inner os): ...Why should I eat the dog food given by my parents? Yuhao, I need you!

15

Tang Yinyu: So what gift do you want for yourself?

Meng Jiang: Just what I mentioned in the previous question.

Tang San (with a look of condemnation): Actually, I want to eat the rice cooked by A Jiang, the kind with a lot of chili peppers. Li Nu, you are not in good health. I have accommodated you and have been eating bland food for a long time, and you haven't changed yet.

Tang Yinyu (corner of mouth twitching): Aye, I’m really sorry for delaying your spicy food!

16

Tang Yinyu: Are you dissatisfied with the other party? What is it normally?

Tang San (his eyes suddenly turned gloomy): Ajiang was seriously injured and on the verge of death many times, and he didn’t care about other people’s feelings at all.

Meng Jiang (pulling Tang San's sleeves and acting coquettishly): Oh, why do you still remember it? I've already changed it.

Tang San (sighing): So there is no dissatisfaction now.

Meng Jiang (looking at Tang San and smiling flatteringly): I like you the most, so I won’t be dissatisfied.

17

Tang Yinyu: What is your problem?

Meng Jiang: Bad tempered.

Tang San: Paying too much attention to feelings, especially about A Jiang, makes it easy to be paranoid.

18

Tang Yinyu: What’s the other party’s problem?

Meng Jiang: Regarding Tang San’s answer to the previous question, although I hate people who are willing to die for love, as my possessions, they naturally have to look at me wholeheartedly~ So in conclusion, there is nothing wrong with it.

Tang San: Ajaan is perfect.

19

Tang yesterday: What kind of things does the other person do that make you unhappy?

Meng Jiang: There are many, but they are all trivial matters. Small frictions in life can be regarded as fun.

Tang San: The most important point is shown in question 16. The other thing is that he likes to seduce beauties, regardless of gender.

Meng Jiang (without reflection): My love for beauty is shared by everyone.

20

Tang Yinyu: What did you do that made the other person unhappy?

Tang San: To be honest, I still haven’t figured out A Jiang’s temper, but as long as you follow her, A Jiang is easy to coax.

Meng Jiang: Then I’ll be more difficult to coax next time. For details, see Tang San’s answer to the previous question.

21

Tang Yinyu: To what extent has your relationship reached? The wedding has already been held, and I’m already that old, so I’ll skip this question.

22

Tang Yinyu: Where did the two of them go on their first date?

Meng Jiang: Have we had a date? It seems not.

Tang San (nodding): No. After confirming the relationship, the situation on Douluo Continent was already very tense. After the war, Ajaan, you fell into a deep sleep for fifteen hundred years, and we got married after that. If I had to count, it would be when I was in the Killing City.

23

Tang Yinyu: What was the atmosphere between the two of you like at that time?

Meng Jiang: At that time, I found out that Tang San actually had a rotten peach blossom. I was very angry, so I went directly to help him cut off the peach blossom.

Tang San (laughing): Ajiang deliberately pretended not to know me at that time, pretending that he fell in love with me because he saw that I was good-looking.

Meng Jiang: Pretending not to recognize you is to attack Hu Liena. After all, a woman who has a crush on you and thinks that she is not inferior to others in everything finds out that you have chosen me like everyone else, and my reputation has been through other people's mouth and her colored glasses, it is ridiculous. . Synonymous with being careless. While thinking that you are as shallow as others, she will only be more jealous and painful. Jealous that she would lose to someone like me. Painful that she is not as good as me in your eyes, and she will also think that her love was given to the wrong person. I can't let go of my feelings for you.

Tang Yingyu (applause): Awesome, I learned a lot.

24

Tang Yinyu: How far had it progressed at that time?

Meng Jiang: Go straight to home plate.

Tang San (blushing): ...Ahem, yes.

Tang Yinyu (surprised expression): Wow - this mobility is worthy of the master.

Dai Mubai (interjecting from the sidelines): You would never have imagined that the person who was best at driving in Shrek back then was not me, Xiao Ao, or Fatty, but Meng Jiang. Shrek the God of Cars lives up to his reputation.

Meng Jiang (proud): After all, I am the one who has gathered Kou Dao’s three-piece suit.

Muchito (interjecting from the sidelines again): To popularize science, Koudao’s three-piece suit refers to cucumber, bellyband, and spring palace.

25

Tang Yinyu: Where do you often go for dates?

Meng Jiang: I already told you that we don’t have a date.

Tang San: Ajiang, after answering these questions later, let’s go on a date.

Meng Jiang: Okay.

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After closing the form and putting down the pen, Li Nu stretched himself and said, "Okay, let's take a break and continue the interview later."

"Yu Hao, I want to eat grilled fish!" He ran off the stage, "My mother-in-law even eats the fruit and doesn't even give me a bite. I'm starving to death."

"So is there any direct connection between fruit fishing and grilled fish?" The Holy Law God of the Dead smiled helplessly.

"Of course, it's all for food." Li Nu smiled and took his hand, "Let's go, let's grill the fish, we'll do it quietly and won't share it with them."