Beipai Tomb Raiders Notes

Eastern Suburb Crematorium, VIP Burning Room.

The reason why it is called VIP, I know everything I want to know.

"I'll take a look."

The old man on the night shift was wearing thick anti-scalding gloves. He held the handle and pulled it out of the large iron cabinet.

"That's enough, young man, your father basically burnt nothing left, I piled up the ashes for you, I don't think you brought anything, do you want to buy a urn?"

I nodded: "Buy one, but I really don't have much money, how much?"

The old man whispered to me: "You can buy it from the company at least 380, and it will be cheaper if you buy it from me! The jade urn only costs [-]! It is warm in winter and cool in summer!"

I frowned and took out all the change in my pocket. After counting for a long time, I found that the total was only 360 yuan.

"Master, I have to save ten yuan to take the bus. That's all I have in my body. Is it three hundred and five?"

"Okay, okay, who told me to be kind!"

The old man counted the money twice with spit on his hands, and he told me to wait here while he fetched the urn.

I couldn't help but sigh in my heart: "Many people in this society are vampires. A poor person doesn't even deserve to die. He wastes food while alive, and wastes land when he dies. I absolutely don't want to be a poor person in this life."

The urn he brought was not made of jade at all, it looked like it was made of rubbish resin, but I didn't expect that I could buy a real jade urn for 300 yuan, so let's make use of it.

When I came out of the crematorium, I buried Beggar Tou's ashes quietly under an inconspicuous willow tree.

There was no incense, so I lit a cigarette and took a deep breath, then stuck my head upside down in the soil.

It was still dark.

I sat down against the tree and murmured to myself: "Yu Beggar, I'm going to die for you, right? So don't hate me too much, it's inevitable that you won't die well when you come out to mess around, you and I must have this awareness, you Walk slowly on Huangquan Road, pass through the gate of hell, if someone bullies you, just report my names as Brother Gangzi and Brother Zhiyuan, and they will cover you with ease!"

After I finished speaking, I don't know what happened, the cigarettes buried in the soil burned quickly.

I hastened to say: "Understood! I'm in trouble for the time being, you wait for me to get over it! At that time, gold, silver and ingots! Tiandi Bank! Beautiful sports car! I'll burn a damn ton for you!"

It's also strange. After I said this, the cigarette butt returned to normal. It's really evil.

As soon as I lost the small cigarette and carried the small bag, I rode the broken tricycle and ran towards the darkness.

From sitting and pedaling to standing up and pedaling, and eventually riding faster and faster.

The night wind is blowing. Although I am poor now, I don't panic at all, because I always believe that the light is ahead.

On a whim, I yelled and squeezed the brakes instantly!A sharp farewell to the butt, breaking three rounds and drifting instantly!I slid four or five meters sideways in the middle of the road.

Suddenly, two black cars with dazzling headlights drove across the lane.

The car door opened, and several people got off in succession.

"That's right! It's him! It's this person!"

A group of people are aggressive, and it seems that they are all coming towards me!

I don't know what's going on!I don't know what this group of people are doing!But I'm sure I won't be so stupid as to stand still!

I hurriedly righted the tricycle, stepped on it and left!

The two cars chased up with their headlights flashing in an instant, and they double-teamed me from the left to the right.

I stood up and kicked three rounds!An acceleration, rushed out from the encirclement of the two cars, and then I went directly to the sidewalk to ride.

"Don't run! You fucking stop!"

The other group all got out of the car and ran towards me!

There are anti-skid pits on the sidewalk, and the tricycle is very bumpy!Can't run fast at all!

In desperation, I lost my car and ran towards the green belt.

Seeing people catching up, I picked up a stone on the ground!Turn around and throw it at the head of one person!

That man let out a scream!Clutching his head and yelling!

Soon, three more people surrounded me. I used eight steps to dodge left and right, and when I saw the opportunity, I kicked this person on the crotch and knocked him down.

"Stop it all! Stop hitting!"

Suddenly, a man with a cropped head stopped the others with a cold voice.

"What are you doing!" I asked panting.

The inch-cut man was very young, not a few years older than me. He kept a distance of two or three meters from me, and said in a cold voice, "You know about the construction site yourself."

He pointed at me and said coldly, "We've been looking for you since yesterday."

I excitedly said: "I don't understand what you are talking about! What a fucking construction site! If you don't get out of the way, I will call the police!"

"Hehe, brother, you dare to call the police for what you did yourself? This is the capital, don't keep thinking that you can hide from anyone."

My face changed slightly, but I just bit to death without knowing anything.

The cropped man said coldly, "Get in the car, our boss wants to see you."

"Go up! I'm afraid of you!"

"Step aside!"

I shook my collar, strode to the side of the road, opened the door and got into the passenger car.

Just now I thought it was a Beijing-brand Passat, but when I got up, I realized it was not. It was a [-]-cylinder Phaeton with a luxurious interior.

In addition to the driver, there is also a woman in the car, who is a beautiful woman.

This beauty is expressionless. She is about 27 or [-] years old. She has short hair, fair skin, luxurious clothes, a straight nose like a mixed race, and delicate makeup on her face.

"What do you want me to do?" I asked with a frown.

The beauty stared at me for two seconds, and said, "Sir, you must be an expert in the industry, why do you want to use our Feng Shui formation?"

She started to call me Mr., which clearly regarded me as Mr. Feng Shui. I didn't expect the other party to find me so quickly!But now that I found it!It means that the other party knows what I did...

Seeing that I was silent, the beauty was not in a hurry, and then said: "The feng shui formation on the North Fourth Ring Road was made by us at the top feng shui master in the capital for 200 million yuan, and it will take effect in half a year. You destroyed it last night. One of the formation eyes in one direction means that all our previous efforts are in vain, I want to hear, how will you compensate our group for the loss?"

"compensation?"

I excitedly said: "I still need to pay compensation! I saved your life, you know, it's really stupid!"

The beauty frowned deeply.

I said coldly: "In your formation, ordinary people can't see the clues, but I can tell something is wrong at a glance when I go there! Four monkeys fight three evil spirits, it's very powerful! Take the three evil spirits and forcibly gather Yin Qi! Yin nourishes water, water generates wealth In the future, you will build a fountain at this location, and then you want to build a large shopping mall around the fountain!"

Hearing my understatement, the white-skinned beauty showed shock in her eyes.

She immediately said: "Our group has been claiming that it is building a residential area. How did you know about building a shopping mall?"

I laughed and said, "Of course I did the calculation!" (Actually, it was calculated before checking the household registration.)

I raised my legs and said, "Beauty, there is no water in that place, but you have to force water to make money. Water can carry a boat, and it can also overturn it. Feng Shui is not like that."

The white-skinned beauty raised her eyebrows and said, "Beijing is very expensive, and the community is not as profitable as the shopping mall. We must continue this project. The Feng Shui master clearly said that it is possible."

"Ugh!"

I waved my hand and said, "You can't find that Fengshui master, he can only show superficiality, if you really listen to him, it will be over!"

"Think about it, once you build the shopping mall in the future, how many people will come in and out every day! Tens of thousands?"

She nodded.

I then whispered: "Evil energy can raise corpses, and popularity can psychic. Once the shopping malls rise from the ground in the future, there will be more people. The four monkeys will become psychics if they absorb more popularity every day. And once they are born out of nowhere When you are wise, you will transform into four monkeys and become the Yin monkey king! At that time, do you know the consequences?"

She shook her head.

I whispered: "Have you seen Journey to the West? The first episode of Journey to the West will tell you the answer. The birth of the Monkey King will shock the sky! The whole shopping mall will collapse by then! There will be countless casualties!"

She immediately covered her mouth in surprise!

"That's why I said I was saving you! Don't look at my young age, our family's ancestors have been Fengshui masters for eight generations, and my great-grandfather received a first-class salary in Qintianjian!" I said.

She hurriedly said: "Sir, a shopping mall must be built in this place! If it is true as you said, what else can we do to remedy it?"

"Difficult! Difficult! The lack of water in the five elements is irreversible in principle, but..."

She said anxiously: "Please enlighten me! As long as the project can start smoothly in half a year! We can start with a million gifts for the husband!"

I took a deep breath and hurriedly said, "I have a way to protect you once and for all, but in return, I want something."

"Speaking!"

I stretched out a finger and said, "I want a watch, it's available at Wangfujing counters, and I want a limited edition Richard Mille."

The beauty was taken aback for a moment, and it took a few seconds for her to react and say that there was no problem.

She said: "This is not a place to talk, sir, please follow me back, we will talk about the details of the project while drinking tea."

I nodded in agreement.

I kept thinking on the way, I was thinking how to fool me next?But the fact is that the five elements do lack water in that place!No water means no money, this is the basic principle of Feng Shui.

The car drove for more than ten minutes, and this beauty was sitting in the back seat all the time on the phone, and I heard that she seemed to be arguing with someone.

At a traffic light, the Phaeton stopped and waited for the red light.

The beautiful woman suddenly held out her mobile phone in front of me, motioning for me to answer the call.

"Who is this?" I asked her.

She frowned and said, "It's the number one Fengshui master in Beijing, Zheng Yuanjie."

As soon as I put the phone to my ear, I heard a person on the other end yelling: "What kind of monkey king was born! You are fucking pure farting!"