Beipai Tomb Raiders Notes

"belch!"

"I am full."

Uncle Zheng, the old beggar, patted his belly and said with a smile: "Little brother, as the saying goes, there is no such thing as a free lunch, so don't hide it. Tell us what you want us to do. We Baotou five beggars can do it." , I will definitely help you."

"Brother, you misunderstood, really not!"

"The reason why I helped you today! It's because a big beggar saved my life a long time ago! So I'm reciprocating!"

"Oh? Big beggar? Does the other party have a name? Maybe I still know him."

I shook my head: "It's inconvenient to say, he has lived in seclusion in the Jianghu for the past two years."

"Grandpa, I still want to eat a bag of instant noodles with Laotan sauerkraut."

The little beggar named Xing Xing suddenly spoke.

"You're such an idiot! Starved ghost reincarnated! You ate at least eight bags by yourself! It's almost done! Save some stomach to eat tomorrow! You only ate two bags of diodes!"

I said don't scold him, this kid is growing up, and his food is so normal.

The young Xing Xing patted his chest and said, "Grandpa, sister eats a lot, but I am a man, so I must eat more!"

female? ?

I froze for a moment and hurriedly turned around!

Just look at this young beggar's hair is relatively long, his clothes are messed up, his face is smeared with dirt, he is probably in his early twenties?I can't see it, so I'm not sure.

However, I think she is very thin and has a small frame!The ten fingers are also very slender and slender.

Uncle Liu nodded at me, which is tantamount to acquiescing that she is a girl.

I immediately laughed and said, "Hey, you haven't spoken all the time, I really didn't realize that you are a woman, why did you choose such a name?"

diode?Still a girl's name.

It's normal for other people to call her Goudan or Xing Xing, but her name is too special. I think Er Tijiao sounds better than Diode Tube.

Uncle Liu explained: "Little brother laughed, the beggar's head is like a father, the names of these little ghosts are all given by the beggar's head, they have to call them whatever the beggar's head wants them to be, they have no right to choose their own names, Back then, the beggar drank too much, so he named it casually."

Diode raised her head and glanced at me, she still didn't speak, she seemed to be very introverted.

Little Xingxing was very happy when he was full, and he said loudly: "Brother! Grandpa is a martial artist! Have you heard of martial arts? Grandpa can help you fight and deal with people! Tell grandpa directly whoever is not pleasing to you! Guarantee to clean up the other party in a submissive manner!"

"Wu Gai!"

"Boy, you're disrespectful!" I said hastily.

The other party waved his hand: "I just know how to be a three-legged cat. It's okay to deal with ordinary people, but I can't get on the stage."

Little Xing Xing stood up stiffly: "Grandpa is lying again! You are not a three-legged cat! You are good at cleaning clothes! I saw it with my own eyes! Last time that fat man weighing more than 200 kg was beaten to the ground by you down!"

The uncle said what he said, but I could tell from the look on his face that he enjoyed the compliments from the little beggar Xingxing.

I really didn't see it just now, so the grandfather is still a martial artist!

Except for the nail-headed beggars who are like crazy, most of the beggar gang warriors have some real talents, like beggar Liu with soft swords, who have been warriors for three generations.

...

The next morning, on Wangfujing Street.

Wearing a baseball cap and ragged clothes, I was squatting in a corner with a stainless steel basin in front of me. Someone had just thrown me a fifty-cent coin.

There are many well-dressed rich people here, and I saw Grandpa Liu with Xing Xing and the little fox in front of him begging for money.

They don't reach out and ask for money, they watch people talk.

The women praised people for their beauty, and the men said they were handsome, and then they said a lot of auspicious and blessing jingles, which often caused people to laugh.

When people are happy, they will throw a change of one yuan and five yuan into their basin.

This is called "Wen Yao".

At first glance, it seems simple, just don't be afraid of embarrassment, but it is not.

I observed for a long time, and found that they have a high chance of getting change, and there is a way to do it, that is, the skill of physiognomy.

Who can come forward to ask for it, and who can't come forward to ask for it, everyone has his own set of experience judgments.

Didn't there used to be "disabled beggars" on the subway?It's just hanging a stereo on the chest, playing sad songs, crawling around in the subway and asking people for money.

Like this, 90.00%!They are all liars who pretend to be disabled to deceive people to sympathize. The real beggar, Uncle Liu, looks down on that kind of fake beggar.

In the real gang of beggars, where beggars with disabled legs beg for food in the same place, other beggars will not come to this place. If the disabled beggars do not get anything for a whole day, other beggars will share a little of what they want Giving children to disabled beggars is called a rule.

In addition to begging for food, beggars used to do a lot of work to generate income for themselves.

For example, as a temporary tortoise, he carried a brothel woman with bound feet on his shoulders to the designated place, went to the theater troupe to hold a wooden sign as a secondary role, helped the rickshaw driver push the cart, put on a thick funny doll costume, and stood in the foreign company. The door attracts people to go in to buy goods and so on.These are all literary acts.

Wu Yao is not authentic.

Among them, beggars with nail heads and beggars with scissors like to blackmail butcher shops and fabric shops. If they don't give money or food, they just slash their faces with nails and scissors!Then standing at the door of the store was blood flowing!If you don't pay, you will die in front of your shop!Most customers dare not enter the store to buy things when they see this kind of scene, so the bosses can't do anything about it.

In the past, when it was heard that someone was doing white things, Wu Yao beggars would gather in groups, lying on the road that must be passed by the owner's house to carry the coffin, and they would not be able to get up without enough money. reason.

There are also those who help people fight and support. The beggar head will make an agreement with the head of the household in advance, how much compensation will be paid for a dead person, how much will be paid for a disabled person, and so on.

In short, begging has been a science since ancient times. Once a person has been a beggar for a long time, he will never be able to do any other work in his life. He was a beggar in life and a beggar in death.

I followed them to beg for food.It's purely because I've been holding back for the past two days, and I'm in a panic.

"Why don't you go to work with your grandfather?"

The girl diode was sitting in a corner not far from me, so I asked her.

"Are you dumb?"

"Or, are you deaf?"

"Who did you hear that I was deaf?"

She suddenly replied, how to describe her voice, it was very neutral.

I sat down next to her and said with a smile, "You are here. Is it a birthmark or a scar?" I pointed to her forehead.

She hastily stroked her bangs down, turned her head aside, and ignored me again.

Suddenly, there was a commotion at the entrance of Wangfujing Building, and the crying of the little beggar Xing Xing was vaguely heard.

The second tube immediately got up and ran over there, and I also ran there.

Surrounded by many people.

I squeezed past, and saw Xing Xing lying on the ground rolling back and forth, and shouting, "Give me back my money! Give me back my money!"

Grandpa Liu had a bad complexion. A man in a ripped white vest stood across from him. This man was about 50 or [-] years old. It seemed that he was with Grandpa Liu.

Uncle Liu said in a cold voice: "Children are also robbed of their money. Your Excellency is not following the rules."

"Oh! Where are you wild beggars from? This is our territory! Do you understand the rules? Don't ask for a door! Just swagger and eat here? You really think we are vegetarians!"

The second tube pulled up Xiao Xingxing and patted the dirt on his body.

Uncle Liu said with a cold face: "Hmph! There is no gang of beggars in Beijing! Why do we come to worship the sect? Blue poles, yellow poles, red poles, and white poles. The beggar gang has been beaten to death by the government! What kind of rules are you relying on!"

"Fuck! You old bastard! What if I rob you of your money! Not only will I rob you of your money! I will beat you too!"

The crowd was talking, some were joking, some were whistling and shouting!Hurry up!It's all about watching the fun and not thinking it's a big deal.

"Fifth! Is this group of people looking for trouble with us?"

Another five men surrounded them, they seemed to be in the same group.

"Just them! I said, why the fuck is there less money this morning!"

"Stop talking nonsense! Before the city management comes! Get them!" Several people were ready to rush forward.

"Wait a minute!"

Uncle Liu took a step forward, clenched his fists and said coldly, "Ask again, are you sure you want to fight? I'll strike hard! Don't blame me if you are killed or injured!"

Little Xing Xing excitedly said: "Grandfather, get rid of them quickly! Let them know that we Baotou warriors are not easy to mess with!"

As soon as those people heard the word "Wu Gai", their expressions changed immediately.

With hundreds of people watching, Uncle Liu tore off his clothes casually, exposing his rib-like upper body. He pointed at the other party and said in a cold voice, "For the sake of our colleagues, there is still time to leave."

"Go to your mother!"

With so many people watching, the other party is also annoyed!Immediately roared, and punched Uncle Liu.

I didn't care, because I knew that Wu Beggar would not be called Wu Beggar if he couldn't even deal with these people.

Never thought about it.

Uncle Liu didn't dodge or dodge, and received a solid punch in the face!

He was hit instantly with a nosebleed.

Uncle Liu stretched out his hand and said loudly, "For the sake of my peers! I'm giving you a chance!"

"Give it to your mother!"

Another violent punch, this time, Grandpa Liu was directly punched into panda eyes.

Another member of the accomplice laughed when he saw this: "Haha! I've seen it before! He's just pretending! He's not a beggar at all!"

Several people swarmed up and beat and kicked Grandpa Liu non-stop. Although Grandpa Liu resisted vigorously, he was still beaten and screamed again and again.

Not only was I dumbfounded, but the little beggar Xing Xing was also dumbfounded. He cried and shouted: "Don't hit my grandpa! I'll give you all my money! Don't hit my grandpa!"

I couldn't stand it anymore, and was about to step forward to help, but at this moment, the thin and thin second tube shouted: "Stop hitting! Hit me!"

They stopped immediately and looked back at her.

A wind blew away the bangs on her forehead, revealing the birthmark on her forehead, which looked like a cloud.

"Hahaha! It's ridiculous! Just rely on you?"

The second tube looked frosty, she raised her right foot, and stomped on the ground!

Immediately!

The bluestone bricks under her feet were shattered like spider webs!