Beipai Tomb Raiders Notes

On August 2006, 8, it turned from overcast to moderate rain.

The small hotel room is unbearably hot, there is no air-conditioning, and the electric fan hanging above the head runs 24 hours a day.

I just wore red underpants, sat on the sofa, sucked on instant noodles, and watched the news on TV.

The evening news reported: "A cement bridge in Nansan Town, Zhanjiang City collapsed. A passer-by on a motorcycle fell into the river with his car. The local villagers committed suicide and organized rescue efforts. The injured have been transferred to the city hospital for emergency treatment."

At that time, everyone used satellite pots, and most of them could receive hundreds of stations!I kept switching channels to watch the news.

I remember that many great things happened that day.

First of all, a 6.3-magnitude earthquake occurred in Bendao Province of my country, a series of explosions occurred in Taiwan, a toilet dispute in Jinyun County, Lishui, Zhejiang, a man killed three people and injured five people in a row, the queen of Quju died, etc., but, I What I want to see most is the news of the accident in the Changsha Museum.

"Who!"

Suddenly someone knocked on the door, and I immediately became alert.

I only heard a female voice outside the door, and said angrily: "Can the TV be quieter! It affects my rest! Also, can you throw away the shoes at your door! So many stinky shoes! It stinks!"

"Okay, I know!"

I hurriedly turned down the volume of the TV before the other party left.

relieved.

I dare not go out during the day, because I am afraid that it is a hat that knocks on the door suddenly, which is a bit too shadowy.

After eating, I went to throw out the garbage and beer bottles, and when I went out, I smelled a very bad smell!

That taste, simply!It is fifty times worse than the smell of corpses I often smell!It smells so bad that if you stay in the corridor for a second longer, you will be fainted!

The source of the smell was a row of rag shoes, green, black, and different sizes. They were neatly arranged in a row and placed at my door.

I pinched my nose, kicked the sneakers away, and stood in the corridor and yelled: "Damn! Who put the stinky shoes at my door! Die!"

After shouting, I felt dizzy, not lack of oxygen, but smelly, too smelly, too smelly...

At this time, the door of the next room opened, and a middle-aged man with ragged clothes and shaggy hair came out, and then four men came out one after another. They were also shaggy and looked like beggars. Up to fourteen or fifteen years old.

I said angrily, "What! There are so many people! Fuck it, hurry up! Take all these stinky shoes away! It's killing people!"

The old beggar smiled and said, "Our shoes are in the corridor, but not in your room. What's wrong with us? Besides, who said our shoes are smelly?"

He picked up one and sniffed it close to his nose, then passed the shoe to the others and asked, "Does it stink?"

Several people were expressionless, but shook their heads and said that it didn't stink at all.

Then he smiled and said to me: "Look, all five of us say it doesn't stink, but you alone must have something wrong with your nose."

I wonder if there is something wrong with my nose?

I knocked on the door, called out the woman who knocked on my door just now, and asked her if she stinks?

She vomited!He quickly covered his mouth.

She pushed me away!He ran downstairs and called the boss up.

When the hotel owner came up, he immediately covered his nose and shouted: "My God! Who put gas bombs here!"

The woman pointed her nose and complained, "Boss! If they still live here! Then I won't be able to stop! It stinks!"

"Oops! We put away the shoes now! I'm sorry, boss! I haven't taken off my shoes for two months! The smell is a little bit stronger!"

"What's the charge! I won't do your business anymore! You hurry up and leave!"

The boss said angrily: "You five poor beggars agreed to give you a room! How did you know that you put gas bombs on me! Damn it! It affects other guests! The room fee will be refunded to you! Get out of here!" !"

Hearing this, the woman hid far away with a smug expression on her face.

"Boss, please do me a favor. It's going to rain heavily outside this night. Boss, please be kind and don't drive us away. We don't need to sleep in your bed. We can sleep on the ground. We just need a shelter from the wind." Spend the night in a rainy place."

The woman stomped her feet immediately and said sharply: "No! You people shouldn't live here! It's all affecting me! You should live on the street! Look at your dirty body! It's raining and you just need to wash it off. Your stink!"

Later, at the strong request of the female resident, the hotel owner pushed and kicked the five beggars out.

After a while, there was a strong wind outside and it started to rain. The weather forecast was really accurate.

Light rain turned into moderate rain in the blink of an eye.

I pushed open the window and looked, and saw that the five beggars who had been driven out were still in the yard. They were huddled together in a row, holding a broken snakeskin bag to keep out the rain on their heads, and soon their whole body was soaked. .

I sighed, closed the window, lighted a huazi, and lay on the sofa with my legs crossed.

Thunder and lightning flashed outside the window, and bursts of hahaha laughter suddenly came?

When I went over to take a look, I saw that these five beggars threw away their broken sacks and danced in the rain!And laugh out loud!They lifted up their clothes to reveal their bellies, and danced belly dance happily.

Infected by their laughter, I grinned too.

Life is too hard, it's all about having fun, I like the atmosphere.

I took an umbrella and went out, shouting: "Hey! Brothers, come in! Let's chat! Don't catch a cold!"

The older beggar wiped his face and said loudly, "We want to live in the house too! But the boss won't let us!"

"Wait a minute!"

I ran to the front desk and explained what I meant to the boss.

The boss wondered: "Brother! I'm not cruel! I'm in business, so I can't let them affect other customers! You can see the beauty's attitude! She is a regular customer here! Besides, someone else complained to me just now!"

I went upstairs and came down again, patted the 2 yuan on the table and said, "I'll take care of the third floor, you clear it for me, that woman let her live on the second floor!"

The boss was stunned for a long time, he probably didn't expect me to make such an abnormal behavior at all.

I said that woman is a fart, you have to look at her face!If she had the ability, she wouldn't live here!Go live in the World Trade Hotel!

After bringing back the five beggars, the elder beggar who was the leader hurriedly clasped his fists at me: "Brother donated money for us tonight! We are grateful! We can't repay you! We are here to wish you a wealth of wealth! Good health!"

I cupped my fists and laughed, "It's a trivial matter, I've accepted a few good words, I don't know if you are beggars or loose beggars?"

He immediately replied: "We are beggars! We belong to the Baotou gang! This time we plan to go south and join the Guandi temple sect in Guangdong! I never thought that we would go the wrong way to Beijing! And we got separated from the big beggar!"

I was very surprised, I didn't expect that they belonged to the Baotou Gang.

Don't forget, I used to beg for food with Mr. Liu, a beggar, in the Nanguan Street area of ​​Wu'an, so I know something about the beggar gang.

The Baotou gang is the largest beggar gang in the north, and the larger one in the south should be the Guandi Temple sect in Guangdong.

The beggars are divided into beggars, uncles, and little ghosts. The older beggar is "grandfather", and the other young beggars are "little ghosts". When the things come, they have to be distributed to the uncles, and the uncles gather together to worship the beggars, so the beggars have a high status, and it can be said that they lie down every day to enjoy the offerings of the little ghosts.

The Beggars' Gang used to be the largest gang in the world, with more than tens of millions of people!Their internal hierarchy and rules are perfect!Don't underestimate the orthodox gang of beggars!They are just not united now, if it were decades ago, whoever dared to bully members of the Beggar Gang for no reason would bring endless troubles to themselves!

Suddenly, the youngest beggar said:

"Grandpa, I'm so hungry, we haven't asked for anything to eat all day today."

"You son of a bitch! You know you're hungry every day! We didn't get anything today because we didn't choose the right place! I've already made inquiries! I'll take you to Wangfujing tomorrow! I heard that there are rich people living there!"

The little beggar retorted: "Uncle, I don't think it's a matter of location, is it because the people in Beijing are too indifferent? If we can't find the big beggar's head within three days, will we starve to death here? It’s good to beg for food in Baotou, you can eat enough every day.”

I smiled and said: "Boy, what you said is wrong, there are good people and bad people everywhere! Beijing | people are the same, and you can't just say bad things about people when they don't give you food, understand?"

"Brother is right! Brat! Don't blame others! It's because you are not good enough to beg for food! Think back then! Our Baotou gang's Yu Dagaitou! That broken porcelain bowl with broken teeth and gaps! It's from the south to the north! From the north to the south again! Up to the high officials and nobles! Down to the poor and the common people! There is no denying it! Good luck if you catch up! It will be three dishes, one soup and two drinks!"

I smiled and said, "There are people in every walk of life. I can't provide you with three dishes and one soup today, but I can let you eat buns and instant noodles."

These five beggars, the older one is called Uncle Zheng, and the little devils are orphans or children abandoned by their parents just like me. The youngest, the child who just said that Beijingers are too indifferent is called Xing Xing.

They were grateful to me, thanked me full of gratitude, and ate my whole box and a half of instant noodles in the broken bowl they brought with them!

That scene is still fresh in my memory, it feels like it happened yesterday.

It was raining heavily outside, but it was steaming inside.

For a moment, the sound of sucking noodles even overwhelmed the sound of the rain outside.