Beipai Tomb Raiders Notes
Chapter 468 Remaining life after catastrophe
Master Yu seemed to be frozen, he watched as Xie Qirong's fingers got closer and closer to his eyeballs.
Five centimeters, three centimeters, two centimeters... No one knows what Master Yu is thinking about.
one centimeter.
suddenly!
A white light flew in from outside the door at an extremely fast speed!
Xie Qirong had one side of his head, and this white light flew past!Finally into the wall three points.
It was a knife, a butterfly knife that looked small and exquisite, but was actually extremely sharp and shone coldly.
"Master Fold!"
When I saw the person standing at the door, I was instantly overjoyed!
Xie Qirong pushed Master Yu away, he turned his head and stared at Master Zhe at the door with great interest.
"Master Zhe! Didn't you just accept the mission and go out!"
The folding master looked calm, with the book under his arm, he didn't seem to be afraid of Xie Qirong.
Master Zhe grinned and said: "Yunfeng, you really don't make people worry. Fortunately, Master Bing notified me in time this time. You can go. There is no need in the future. Try not to come here."
"Walk?"
Xie Qirong laughed loudly: "The old man disagrees! Xiang Fengfeng's life is mine! It's useless even if the king of heaven comes today!"
A thick book falls from the armpit.
As if by magic, three butterfly knives glowing with cold light suddenly appeared in Master Zhe's hands, and the blades all popped out, and in an instant, a murderous aura filled the air.
This is the aura of a martial artist, and when this aura is strong enough, other people can empathize with it.
I guess the reason why Master Yu didn't dare to move just now was because he felt Xie Sirong's close aura.
If Xie Qirong's aura is described as chaotic, powerful and crazy, then Master Zhe's aura is Shura.
Master Zhe said indifferently: "Vice President, if you want to do something, I will accompany you. If I risk my life, I have a [-]% chance of killing you. Do you want to take a gamble?"
"Hahaha!"
Xie Qirong pointed to Master Zhe who was a head and a half shorter than him in front of him, and laughed loudly: "You young man! What are you betting on! We who walk the rivers and lakes must not gamble!"
He scratched his head, and shouted at the master again: "You are an outlier! Your knife really makes me feel tricky! If you don't pay attention! Maybe you will really fuck me!"
Xie Qirong waved his hand: "I'm having fun today! I'm selling you some face! You two idiots! Let's go!"
Master Zhe gave us a look and told us to leave quickly.Because Xie Qirong is fickle, he may be normal one second or not the next second, so we must seize the opportunity.
I hurriedly picked up the injured Master Yu and walked out of Yizhuang.
"Hey! Xiang Fengfeng!"
"Remember! I'll just say it once!"
"Combine with what I gave you before! Zhixuji! Keep quiet! Guide that hot air to the perineum! Pass the tail! Walk the back! Go to the jade pillow! After ten inhalations and ten exhalations! Then send the qi down the temple along the temple! Return to the dantian! Cycle three times a day! Qi stagnation can be solved by itself! Hahahaha!"
Xie Qirong suddenly laughed wildly, not knowing what he was laughing at.
I looked back, and I was sure of one thing in my heart, this lunatic was just playing around from the beginning to the end!He had no intention of actually killing us tonight.
There are no cars here in the northern suburbs during the day, let alone in the middle of the night.
"Master Yu, doesn't it hurt? I think you need to find a clinic to treat your arm as soon as possible, so as not to leave any sequelae!"
Now Master Yu's left arm is terribly bent, and it looks like a serious fracture, but he never yelled about the pain the whole time.
"It's okay, I'm lucky if I can get my life back."
Master Yu took out a flat iron jug and wine bottle from his yellow cloth bag, unscrewed the lid and took two sips. Master Yu wiped his mouth and sighed, "Seeing is better than hearing a hundred times. Xie Qi Rongqiang is terrible. My point fighting skills have reached the advanced stage. I didn't expect it to be of no use to him. I'm afraid, even if my master comes, he is no match for him!"
I said: "Xie Qirong is the leader of today's old martial arts association. It's strange if he is not strong. The only person who can stand against him is Shi Wuchang."
"Oh? Who is Shi Wuchang? It's a weird name, I've never heard of it."
I explained: "He practices kung fu by eating shit every day, so his nickname is Shi Wuchang. In fact, his real name is Zheng Daqiang. He was originally one of the six masters of mental illness in Jiamusi, and he is also the number one master of the Changchun Association. Last time he fought with Xie Qirong, he almost slapped Xie Qirong to death."
Listen to me.Master Yu took a deep breath and said, "There are so many masters in Jianghu that I don't know. Just now, Zhewu is also very strong. There are people beyond others, and there is a sky beyond the sky. I haven't seen much from traveling in Jianghu these years. It seems that I have to practice again."
I nodded and said, "Master Yu, do you know how to quickly become a strong man like Xie Qirong?"
He shook his head.
I said: "Alcohol is better. Sex is really a bone-scraping knife. In the end, your bones will be soft. Naturally, you will not be able to beat others, so you must abstain from sex."
Master Yu bowed his head in thought.
"I know that it is difficult for us men to completely abstain from pornography, but take Master Yu as an example, you just need to have Mrs. Xianshui now, and don't go looking for prostitutes in the future. Those professional chickens are not clean. If you contract some kind of disease, you will die."
"I take x."
"Damn it, this is not a question of whether to take x or not! This is a question of whether you can become stronger in the future!
"Xie Qirong hasn't lost his energy for 60 years! Let me tell you, you and Mrs. Xianshui can't have intercourse more than twice a month! You have to conserve your energy! Practice martial arts a lot! Go to bed early and get up early! This way you will definitely become stronger and stronger! Eventually surpass Xie Qirong!"
Master Yu said thoughtfully: "Understood! I have been taught."
At that time, there was no Didi Taxi, and sometimes I was desperate to wait for a taxi, and I couldn’t wait for a taxi, so I went to the side of the road and started to turn on the water.
Master Yu also came over to drain the water beside me. He glanced at me and suddenly smiled and said, "You said you had dozens of girlfriends before. It seems you are lying to me. You are still a virgin."
I naturally refused to admit it, just kidding, I also have self-esteem.
Later, I couldn't help but ask him how he could see it. Master Yu explained that there is an obvious vein in "that area". If you are a virgin, you can see this vein, otherwise you can't see it at all.
Another thing is to look at the "mouth". I'm embarrassed to say what the mouth is, anyway, according to what he means, if the mouth is opened and turned outward, then it is not a virgin.
As a reference for comparison, I took a look at his. Indeed, the two of us are obviously different, and the characteristics are consistent with what he said.
I was curious to ask him what the woman thinks?It is to see if the other party is good without disturbing the other party.
Master Yu told me five tips.
For example, if a woman passes by on the road, we will watch from a distance and follow the six tips taught by Master Yu to correspond one by one, then we can know whether the woman has any experience. I dare not say 100% accurate, but dare to say 90.00% accurate.
The summary is to look at the walking posture, the corners of the eyes, the earlobes, and two key points. In order not to cause trouble, I choose to keep it secret for the time being.
Five centimeters, three centimeters, two centimeters... No one knows what Master Yu is thinking about.
one centimeter.
suddenly!
A white light flew in from outside the door at an extremely fast speed!
Xie Qirong had one side of his head, and this white light flew past!Finally into the wall three points.
It was a knife, a butterfly knife that looked small and exquisite, but was actually extremely sharp and shone coldly.
"Master Fold!"
When I saw the person standing at the door, I was instantly overjoyed!
Xie Qirong pushed Master Yu away, he turned his head and stared at Master Zhe at the door with great interest.
"Master Zhe! Didn't you just accept the mission and go out!"
The folding master looked calm, with the book under his arm, he didn't seem to be afraid of Xie Qirong.
Master Zhe grinned and said: "Yunfeng, you really don't make people worry. Fortunately, Master Bing notified me in time this time. You can go. There is no need in the future. Try not to come here."
"Walk?"
Xie Qirong laughed loudly: "The old man disagrees! Xiang Fengfeng's life is mine! It's useless even if the king of heaven comes today!"
A thick book falls from the armpit.
As if by magic, three butterfly knives glowing with cold light suddenly appeared in Master Zhe's hands, and the blades all popped out, and in an instant, a murderous aura filled the air.
This is the aura of a martial artist, and when this aura is strong enough, other people can empathize with it.
I guess the reason why Master Yu didn't dare to move just now was because he felt Xie Sirong's close aura.
If Xie Qirong's aura is described as chaotic, powerful and crazy, then Master Zhe's aura is Shura.
Master Zhe said indifferently: "Vice President, if you want to do something, I will accompany you. If I risk my life, I have a [-]% chance of killing you. Do you want to take a gamble?"
"Hahaha!"
Xie Qirong pointed to Master Zhe who was a head and a half shorter than him in front of him, and laughed loudly: "You young man! What are you betting on! We who walk the rivers and lakes must not gamble!"
He scratched his head, and shouted at the master again: "You are an outlier! Your knife really makes me feel tricky! If you don't pay attention! Maybe you will really fuck me!"
Xie Qirong waved his hand: "I'm having fun today! I'm selling you some face! You two idiots! Let's go!"
Master Zhe gave us a look and told us to leave quickly.Because Xie Qirong is fickle, he may be normal one second or not the next second, so we must seize the opportunity.
I hurriedly picked up the injured Master Yu and walked out of Yizhuang.
"Hey! Xiang Fengfeng!"
"Remember! I'll just say it once!"
"Combine with what I gave you before! Zhixuji! Keep quiet! Guide that hot air to the perineum! Pass the tail! Walk the back! Go to the jade pillow! After ten inhalations and ten exhalations! Then send the qi down the temple along the temple! Return to the dantian! Cycle three times a day! Qi stagnation can be solved by itself! Hahahaha!"
Xie Qirong suddenly laughed wildly, not knowing what he was laughing at.
I looked back, and I was sure of one thing in my heart, this lunatic was just playing around from the beginning to the end!He had no intention of actually killing us tonight.
There are no cars here in the northern suburbs during the day, let alone in the middle of the night.
"Master Yu, doesn't it hurt? I think you need to find a clinic to treat your arm as soon as possible, so as not to leave any sequelae!"
Now Master Yu's left arm is terribly bent, and it looks like a serious fracture, but he never yelled about the pain the whole time.
"It's okay, I'm lucky if I can get my life back."
Master Yu took out a flat iron jug and wine bottle from his yellow cloth bag, unscrewed the lid and took two sips. Master Yu wiped his mouth and sighed, "Seeing is better than hearing a hundred times. Xie Qi Rongqiang is terrible. My point fighting skills have reached the advanced stage. I didn't expect it to be of no use to him. I'm afraid, even if my master comes, he is no match for him!"
I said: "Xie Qirong is the leader of today's old martial arts association. It's strange if he is not strong. The only person who can stand against him is Shi Wuchang."
"Oh? Who is Shi Wuchang? It's a weird name, I've never heard of it."
I explained: "He practices kung fu by eating shit every day, so his nickname is Shi Wuchang. In fact, his real name is Zheng Daqiang. He was originally one of the six masters of mental illness in Jiamusi, and he is also the number one master of the Changchun Association. Last time he fought with Xie Qirong, he almost slapped Xie Qirong to death."
Listen to me.Master Yu took a deep breath and said, "There are so many masters in Jianghu that I don't know. Just now, Zhewu is also very strong. There are people beyond others, and there is a sky beyond the sky. I haven't seen much from traveling in Jianghu these years. It seems that I have to practice again."
I nodded and said, "Master Yu, do you know how to quickly become a strong man like Xie Qirong?"
He shook his head.
I said: "Alcohol is better. Sex is really a bone-scraping knife. In the end, your bones will be soft. Naturally, you will not be able to beat others, so you must abstain from sex."
Master Yu bowed his head in thought.
"I know that it is difficult for us men to completely abstain from pornography, but take Master Yu as an example, you just need to have Mrs. Xianshui now, and don't go looking for prostitutes in the future. Those professional chickens are not clean. If you contract some kind of disease, you will die."
"I take x."
"Damn it, this is not a question of whether to take x or not! This is a question of whether you can become stronger in the future!
"Xie Qirong hasn't lost his energy for 60 years! Let me tell you, you and Mrs. Xianshui can't have intercourse more than twice a month! You have to conserve your energy! Practice martial arts a lot! Go to bed early and get up early! This way you will definitely become stronger and stronger! Eventually surpass Xie Qirong!"
Master Yu said thoughtfully: "Understood! I have been taught."
At that time, there was no Didi Taxi, and sometimes I was desperate to wait for a taxi, and I couldn’t wait for a taxi, so I went to the side of the road and started to turn on the water.
Master Yu also came over to drain the water beside me. He glanced at me and suddenly smiled and said, "You said you had dozens of girlfriends before. It seems you are lying to me. You are still a virgin."
I naturally refused to admit it, just kidding, I also have self-esteem.
Later, I couldn't help but ask him how he could see it. Master Yu explained that there is an obvious vein in "that area". If you are a virgin, you can see this vein, otherwise you can't see it at all.
Another thing is to look at the "mouth". I'm embarrassed to say what the mouth is, anyway, according to what he means, if the mouth is opened and turned outward, then it is not a virgin.
As a reference for comparison, I took a look at his. Indeed, the two of us are obviously different, and the characteristics are consistent with what he said.
I was curious to ask him what the woman thinks?It is to see if the other party is good without disturbing the other party.
Master Yu told me five tips.
For example, if a woman passes by on the road, we will watch from a distance and follow the six tips taught by Master Yu to correspond one by one, then we can know whether the woman has any experience. I dare not say 100% accurate, but dare to say 90.00% accurate.
The summary is to look at the walking posture, the corners of the eyes, the earlobes, and two key points. In order not to cause trouble, I choose to keep it secret for the time being.
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