Konoha's Crazy Dave

"Grandpa, what are you laughing at? Hey, this young lady is so beautiful. What's your name, young lady?" Dave bit his finger innocently and looked at the first generation Kazekage Reito and said.When he saw a beautiful purple-haired woman behind Lie Dou, he couldn't help but ask.

"Old?? Grandpa?? Kid! I'm only 35 years old this year!!" Liedou was stunned for a moment, and then roared with veins on his head popping up.

To be honest, Lieto looks much younger than the other Kage, but his dead face that looks a bit like Fugaku makes him look a bit old.

"Hey, Lie Dou, don't worry about it. This kid is just a kid. Don't you know, kid? You don't have any scruples about what you say. Just don't think so much." Ishikawa laughed out loud when he saw this scene. What Liedou said just now came back to him.

Liedou's face turned dark instantly...

"Giggle, little brother, you are a bit naughty. My name is Chiyo." The purple-haired woman giggled and said the name that made Dave petrified...

"Qian...Qian...Qian...Qian...Qianyo???" Dave suddenly became petrified, md, is this purple-haired girl in front of him Qianyo?Is it the future Granny Chiyo? ? ?

After a while...

"Um...Sister Chiyo...promise me...not to go swimming when you get old..." Dave forced down the shock in his heart and swallowed...when he looked at Chiyo's beautiful face ..I couldn’t help but think of Chiyo’s old swimsuit pictures…That was really his nightmare for several years in his last life…

"Huh? What do you mean? Giggling, okay, sister promises you." Chiyo thought Dave was quite cute.Well, I will have a boy with Lie Dou in the future.

"Hey kid, stay calm." Samana, who was watching Dave's trouble from beginning to end, couldn't help but said.

"Eh? Uncle, why do you have a tattoo of a worm on your head? Is it because you can't grow hair on your head, or because you feel ugly and inferior?" Dave couldn't help but look at the second-generation Kazekage Samana who was coming over there. Dou's apprentice.Keep fighting!

"Insect? Ugly? Inferiority? Kid!! My name is Dragon!! Do you understand Dragon! Do you understand!!" Samana was stunned for a moment, then roared with anger.

"Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu, Uncle Ban, this uncle is so scary. He is fierce to me...wuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu" Dave looked at the ferocious-looking Sramana, especially because there was a dragon claw tattooed on his left eye. Those eyes stared, really scary... In a moment, Dave fell into Uncle Spot's arms and choked with sobs like a child frightened by strange worms...

"Boy? Do you want to dance?"

Madara watched his cute little Dave being frightened into tears by an ugly man with a dragon tattoo on his head who was uglier than Hashirama.He opened his scarlet Sharingan and looked at Samana and asked.

My cute little Dave is usually happy every day. I don’t want to make him cry. Who dares to make him cry?You don’t want to live anymore, right?

Samana held his breath and fell silent... He still knew Madara Uchiha... He was also self-aware. Even his own master might not be able to beat him, how could he?

Just when the atmosphere was silent, the door over there was slowly pushed open.

"Hey, the Hokage, the Tsuchikage, and the Kazekage are all here. I'm late." At this time, three figures slowly approached the gate. The leader of the figure had a mark on his head that marked the Raikage. Hat.

"Uchiha Madara, Senju Tobirama. Oh, you are here too." Raikage Ai slowly walked in with his two guards, and then he saw the two unspeakable men who beat him up at that time. b. of martial ethics.No, they are two bs who don’t practice tolerance.

"Humph" Qianju Feijian snorted coldly.

There is a saying that enemies are extremely jealous when they meet.Raikage Ai glanced at the two people over there, and then slowly sat down next to Feng Ying.He is still aware of current affairs...

To be honest, this first-generation Raikage Ai looks like a foreigner from the previous life, and he is still very dark.

"Uncle, is this uncle your son?" Dave wiped the tears on his face, walked up to Lei Ying Ai, looked at Lei Ying Ai, and then looked at the second generation behind him. Raikage Ai asked.

"Yes, eh? What's wrong, kid?" Lei Yingai looked at the white-haired kid who suddenly appeared in front of him with some discomfort, but thinking about the current situation, he still didn't have an attack.

"Uncle, is he... your biological child? Look, there's a white strip on his nose, and he has so much beard, and you don't have a single hair here, just like a pig that has just been permed. It's the same. But you're not as white as a pig, you're so dark." Dave put his index finger on his lips and said something cute that made Raikage almost angry to death.

"Kid!!!" Raikage Ai didn't talk nonsense to Dave. He pinched Dave's neck with one hand, and his whole body exuded a powerful blue chakra aura.

"Ah!!" Madara's eyes on the side were always on Dave. When he saw Raikage Ai making moves, he arrived in front of Dave in an instant, grabbed Raikage Ai's hand, and fiercely He turned hard in the opposite direction.

Raikage Ai fell to the ground holding his arms and wailing.

"Raikage, are you looking for death!" Seeing that his son was hurt, Tobirama rushed towards the Raikage on the ground. The second-generation Raikage over there wanted to stop him, but Tobirama's speed was not what he wanted. Now one he could resist.

In an instant, Tobirama held a kunai and pressed it against Raikage's neck.

How dare this naughty b.a.k.a. dare to play tricks on his own child?He usually won't even scold him, but you still dare to attack him?How dare you?

And all of this happened in a flash of lightning. When the other two shadows came back to their senses, they saw Tobirama holding a kunai against the neck of the thunder shadow.

"Hokage, please stop your people. This is during the Five Shadows meeting. If something happens to Raikage, you Konoha can't explain it." Lieto over there hurriedly shouted to Hashirama.

"Tobirama, stop it," Hashirama frowned and looked at his brother and said.He actually wanted to take action just now, but Madara and Tobirama were one step ahead of him and dared to hurt his cute little nephew. Don't you want to hang out in this ninja world?

"Huh, remember, it was the Five Kage Conference that saved your life. Next time we meet, you won't have such good luck." Tobirama put away his kunai, stood up slowly, and looked at the Raikage Eiro on the ground. Said with murderous intent

He Tobirama also knew that Raikage Ai would definitely be unable to move, but he dared to bully his own son?How about not giving you some pain?

At this point, the matter was forgotten, and the second-generation Raikage over there also hurriedly called on the medical ninjas from the Kingdom of Iron to treat Raikage Ai.

At the same time, everyone except the people in Konoha had a doubt in their minds, that is, what is the identity of this white-haired kid?To actually make the ninja Shura Uchiha Madara and Senju Tobirama so angry?