Konoha's Crazy Dave

As for why Dave wanted to accept Jiaodu, well... he appreciates Jiaodu's sensitivity to the economy. He will be a good boss who exploits employees and strengthens 996 in the future.

Konoha needs such talents, Dave needs such talents!

After everyone traveled for a day, they finally arrived at the Kingdom of Iron.

"Wow, is this the Kingdom of Iron?" Dave said with bright eyes as he looked at the city surrounded by high walls in front of him.

It has been almost two years since Dave traveled through time. He has basically never been out of the village. The only prosperous place he has seen is Konoha.He has never even been to the King of Fire Country.The Iron Kingdom city in front of him was indeed similar to the ancient capital of the Dynasty that he had seen online in his previous life.

"Come on, let's go in." Hashirama smiled and led everyone towards the gate of the city.

"Stop, who is it?" The soldier guarding the city gate held a long knife in his hand and suddenly raised it in front of everyone and asked in a solemn voice.

"We are from the Leaf Village of the Land of Fire. I am Senju Hashirama. These are my guards. This time I come to the Country of Iron to participate in the Five Shadows Conference." Hashirama said with a smile.

"Oh, it turns out to be Hokage-sama. Please come in quickly. The Kage from the Kingdom of Wind and the Kingdom of Earth have arrived." As soon as the guard heard that it was the Hokage, he quickly put down the sword in his hand and said respectfully.

"Yeah" Hashirama nodded and led everyone inside.

"Wait a minute, Hokage-sama... this child... is he also your guard?" At this time, the guard noticed the little white-haired Dave among the adults, and hurriedly stopped Hashirama and asked.

"Damn it, you're the kid! You're the kid! I'm already 38 this year! It's just that I haven't grown much since I was born!" Veins popped up on Dave's head, and he jumped up and gave the guard a violent shudder.

What he said is true. His age in his previous life plus his current age is really 38...

"Um, I'm sorry for being so abrupt. Please come in quickly. Come in quickly." The guard touched his head aggrievedly and hurriedly let him go.

It seems he was deceived...

After entering the city...

"Uncle Ban, hehe! How did I do!" Dave jumped into Ban's arms, and Ban hugged Dave.Dave asked with a smile.

"Yeah, not bad. Very smart, um, much smarter than your father." Madara nodded, not forgetting to slander Tobirama over there.

"Damn Uchiha Madara! What did you say!! Say it again!" Senju Tobirama couldn't bear it and roared with great anger.

"Oh, what my eldest brother means is that someone is a fool. His child is much smarter than his father. Isn't he your biological child?" Quan Nai asked sarcastically.

"Uchiha Izuna!! You are looking for death!!"

"Senju Tobirama!! Come on if you have the skills!!"

"Uchiha Izuna!!"

"A room of thousands of hands!!"

Seeing the two people fighting after having a disagreement, Hashirama felt like his head was getting bigger...

His brother is usually quite cold and smart. Why has he become more and more irritable since Izuna was resurrected?As an older brother, he is getting tired...

"Let's go, let's go to the resting place first. The Kazekage and Tsuchikage should already be waiting there." Hashirama smiled helplessly, and a wooden escape stopped the two who were about to fight and said.

Along the way, Dave also saw many samurai with swords, all with sharp eyes. Dave and a samurai even looked at each other. If Madara hadn't hugged him now, he would have looked at him with cross-eyed eyes. The warrior gave him a beating.This is too disrespectful.Although I am a child, you don’t have to look at me with cross-eyed eyes, right?

after a while

"Hokage, this is the Five Kage Conference! What do you think of it? A family trip!!" Tsuchikage Ishikawa looked at the Hokage Hashirama with his family in front of him, and roared with blue veins popping up on his head.

Old - Senju Hashirama, Uchiha Madara.Ao-Uchiha Izuna, Senju Tobirama.Less - Thousand Hands Dave.Well, it seems that I really brought the family with me...

"Hey, old man, who are you looking down on? I just saw a cross-eyed person, and your look is even worse than hers! Can you look at me directly!!" Dave looked at his left eye, which was fine, and his right eye. Ishikawa asked, leaning slightly to the right.

"Kid! Do you want to die?!" Ishikawa's veins popped out on his head, pointing at Dave and roaring angrily.

Ishikawa, if you look at him normally, he is really no different from ordinary people.But if you look carefully, his right eye is slightly slanted upward.Ishikawa usually knows about it but doesn't pay much attention to it because no one has told him about it.But he was actually told by a kid in front of him. (I came up with this idea by looking at Ishikawa’s photos on the Internet, please don’t criticize me, those fire experts.)

"Come on! You slant-eyed old man!" Dave confronted Ishikawa without any fear.My uncle Madara, uncle, old father, and uncle Quan Nai are all here.With this lineup, there’s no problem in defeating your four shadows.

"Nu! Don't stop me! I'm going to kill this brat!" Ishikawa is so angry, damn, who would dare to be so arrogant to him?Hey, he just met him today, and the one who fucked him was a brat

"Um, Tsuchikage-sama... We are here for the Five Kage talks, not for a fight. You need to calm down," Mugi said helplessly as he stopped his master behind him.

"Uncle, why are you covered all over? Could it be? Uncle...Uncle, you...do you...have a sexually transmitted disease or...or something else?" Dave's goal today is to kill everyone present. Everyone criticized him.

Fighting the Five Shadows: In Progress

after a while

"Master! Don't stop me! I'm going to kill this brat! I'm going to kill him!!" Suddenly it was reversed, and this time it was Ishikawa's turn to pull Mu...

"No, we are here for the Five Kage Talks, not for a fight. You have to calm down!" Ishikawa said helplessly.Alas, this child, Wu, just said that he wanted to calm down, but you didn't calm down anymore... Alas, it seems that you haven't fully understood the will of the stone in the village.

Dave was hugged by Madara again, rolled his eyes at them both, and even picked his nostrils with his little finger.His face was full of disdain for the two of them.

Looking at the two people from Iwagakure who were petrified on the spot, the others all turned red and suppressed smiles...

"Ishikawa, don't worry about it. This brat is just a child. Don't you know the child? There is no scruple in what you say. Just don't think so much." The first generation Kazekage Lieto of Sunagakure Village smiled and could catch Why wouldn't he take advantage of the opportunity to disgust the other party and join in?