Konoha's Crazy Dave

Orochimaru returned home with Mitsuki...

"That...father" Jian Yue lowered her head in embarrassment.

"It's okay. I've expected this kind of thing since you started going to school." Orochimaru shook his head. He didn't blame Mitsuki.

"Hey! Orochimaru! I heard you were called a parent again!" At this time, a white figure appeared on the balcony of Orochimaru's house...

"Haha, Orochimaru, don't blame Mian Yue. Who made Mian Yue so good? Also, as I said before, I don't want you to teach Mian Yue anything. You are still a child. Just be happy." Laiya looked at Miyuki with her head lowered, laughed and patted Miyuki on the shoulder.

"Idiot" Orochimaru glanced at him lightly.

"Tch, Mitsuki, let's go. Jiraiya's father will take you to play. Ignore this pervert." Jiraiya moved his mouth, pulled Mitsuki and ran out.

Orochimaru shook his head helplessly.

On the other side... Hiruzen took Asuma back home...

"You kid, can you save me some worries every day? Huh? Do you have to make me so angry like Dave that I run to the hospital every day to make you feel better?" Hiruzen taught tiredly.

"Uh...huh~ It's just a small problem. Smoking is not allowed in the kindergarten. How can it still be called a kindergarten?" Asuma took a puff of his cigarette and blew the smoke into Hiruzen's face.

"...." Veins popped out on Hiruzen's head...

Then, the child's screams rang out from Hiruzen's house.

As for Hiruzen's neighbors, they were already used to this.

Kakuzu took Hidan back home...

"Which finger is this?" Jiaodu holds an arm and five fingers in the other hand.

"Um, this seems to be the middle finger."

"Um"

The atmosphere is a bit weird...

"Also, father, could you please leave my fingers and arms alone, and sew my head shut first?" Hidan's head was clamped under his armpit by the horns...

"Yeah, okay"

Dai Yue brought Obito back home..

"You, I usually don't look at you much, how can you be so naughty?" Dai Yue said helplessly.

"I'm not naughty. Grandpa said, I'm releasing my nature, and then...he said something, asking me to continue to release it so that he can do things easily..." Obito retorted.

"Release your nature? Don't tell me that your nature is to go to kindergarten with grenades every day," Dai Yue asked with a sullen face.

"...The grenade...that's not mine, it's Kakashi's," Obito said with an awkward smile.

"Really? The grenade belongs to Kakashi, does that mean the rocket launcher also belongs to him?" Dai Yue smiled and took out a rocket launcher from Obito's backpack.

"...This...this is what I want to give to Lin. Isn't she from the Hyuga clan? She usually likes to play with guns and cannons..." Obito wiped the cold sweat on his face and smiled awkwardly. .

"Haha, that's it. Then explain to me why there is a tank in the seal scroll in your kindergarten drawer?" Dai Yue sneered, took out a scroll from his pocket and asked directly.

"...That...my great-grandpa gave it to me to use on my daily commute to school." Obito quickly explained that this was indeed given to him by Tobirama...

"It seems that I have to talk to my father and grandpa. From now on, you are not allowed to bring any such dangerous items to school. Do you understand?" Dai Yue exhaled helplessly.

"Okay" Obito lowered his head a little lonely.

"By the way, your kindergarten seems to be organizing a spring outing for you tomorrow, right?" Dai Yue suddenly thought of something and asked.

"Yes" Obito nodded.

"Do you need to bring anything?"

"No, no, just give me some money and I'll just go buy something."

"Okay, is 1000 million enough?"

"...This...is a bit too much." Watching Dai Yue pick up the phone and prepare to transfer money, Obito quickly stopped him.

"How much is 1000 million? When I was a child, my father and grandfather usually gave me several hundred million," Dai Yue asked doubtfully.

"... Times have changed. Father, um, just give me 100 million." Obito quickly waved his hand.

"Okay, if you need money, just tell me."

...

The next day...on the bus for the spring outing...

"Asuma, why don't you sit down?" Obito asked in confusion, looking at Asuma standing aside.

"No, I think I can see a better view if I stand up." Asma held a cigarette from the corner of her mouth. At such a young age, her eyes were filled with vicissitudes of life.

"By the way, children, we are about to arrive at the destination of the spring outing. I remember that there are many children in our class who are very good. Are there any children who are willing to help everyone hunt for lunch?" Nanako stood at this time He came out and said with a smile.

Dozens of chickens have already been thrown into the destination of this spring outing. Are they just children? They know some ninjutsu and the purpose is to catch chickens hand in hand in the field and work together.

As soon as Nanako said this, all the children raised their hands...

"Okay! In this case, there are a total of 48 children in our class. Then we will be divided into 6 groups of 8. As far as I know, there are a lot of chickens at our destination. Which group can catch the most and which group will have lunch? You can eat extra candies brought by the teacher~"

The children immediately started chattering and discussing...

"Lin! Do you want to join our group?" Obito looked at Lin happily and asked.

"No, I want to go with Hong." Lin shook her head and said apologetically.

"Okay, then it's just the six of us?" Obito was a little disappointed, then turned to look at the five cows and horses behind him.

"Chi" Kakashi chirped disdainfully.

There's nothing we can do...it's just the six of them...

After arriving at the destination, everyone divided into groups to catch chickens...

"Have you figured out how to catch them?" Jian Yue asked calmly looking at his five cow and horse friends.

"Of course I grabbed it hand in hand! This is youth!" Metkai roared excitedly.

"Hey, you have to use your brain, Kai." Obito shook his head helplessly.

Kakashi didn't want to talk to them anymore, so he took out his knife and ran into the woods alone.

"Kakashi! My lifelong enemy! You ran away on your own! Wait for me! This is youth!" Kai followed closely.

Hidan and Asuma also looked at each other and followed, catching chickens or whatever else they could.

Jian Yue shook her head helplessly, then took out a psychic scroll, placed it on the ground and unfolded it. As a burst of smoke dispersed, dozens of snakes appeared in the field instantly, and Obito's scalp felt numb when he saw it...

Jian Yue picked up a snake and said something. In an instant, all the snakes scattered...

"Obito, aren't you going with them?" Miyuki looked at Obito and asked.

"No, I can catch it myself." Obito shook his head, turned around and left.

After a few minutes...

There was an explosion in the forest...

"boom!"

"Who is so wicked as to plant landmines here!!" Hidan's roar echoed through the forest..

"Hidan! You bastard! That's what I buried to catch the chicken!" Obito's voice came from the other side of the forest...